₦airaland Forum

Dr Kitaun:
Ori e o pe 

we will sing that song this season . . .u watch this space !!! 

Dr Kitaun:
the fooloery thread

God punish u

where is Rikkyjen ?

Dr Kitaun:
u be proper m.u.m.u   what has reasoning got to do with this ? do I look like Toba to u ? u don forget say I be your grandpapa for this land ?    

I make a mistake and I correct myself, u make a big goof predicting how your scum club will decimate its rival, u lose and u run away and come back claiming u been to Ipswich to see some cheap h.oles   u think say I be like u ?

Dr Kitaun:
very soon when the EPL is about lost  . . .u will go exile urself back into the deepest remote areas of Asia . . .yes or no ? 

Dr Kitaun:
Olodo 

almost thought u was talking about our UECL ousting in the semis. . .

but why are u still referring to the FA Cup win over us way back then, I tot to u FA is all thrash esp from 2000, u still revel in it dont ya ?

Dr Kitaun:
who lost the 2004/2005 FA Cup final to Arsenal, ending the season trophyless ?

Enyimba ? 

~Sauron~:
Who kicked the INVINCIBLES out of FA cup in 2003/4?
The same INVINCIBLES that went through a LEAGUE season unbeaten.

Dr Kitaun:
Accepted its been long Arsenal last won a trophy, buts its surely noteworthy that it was at the expense of the Manure team, that was achieved 

who kicked the Invincibles out of the FA Cup 2003/4 ? hope u havent started wanking again ?

u wan claim say na una . . .or when did u start supporting Chelski ? 

Dr Kitaun:
who lost the 2004/2005 FA Cup final to Arsenal, ending the season trophyless ?

Enyimba ?

VPersie:
sexual stuff without infiltration i.e. smoooching, stimulating etc.

stillwater:
What do we have here? Tease Stilly today?

You wish. I rejected your advances.

eldee:
Hmmn . . . he got arrested for it.
One of his parole conditions was compulsory avoidance of vaseline, hair cream and foods with oil

VPersie:
There is this girl I used to do stuff with, but now I want to stop. I also told her I want to stop. She just called me and said she just left the pool and my heart started jumping up and down and my started to shake. Anytime I decide to stop stuff with her, I always experience this palpitations in my heart that make me think I may have an heart attack, so I usually give in. It has started again but I really want this to stop. Is this a medical/psychological problem? How do I get out of this?

stillwater:
Is it because I played hard to get for you?
Typical Naija man. You no gree for am, he go begin dey insult you.

eldee:
Go one day without wankin, then I'll know how sure you are

Dr Kitaun:
well . . .I remember sometime ago Old thrashford faithfuls were calling for the head and testicles of SAF, REMEMBER

eldee:
Haba . . . no dey yab Stilly, that's her past, she has moved on.
She now only does Okada-men

Ibime:
Gameweek 22 does not end till next Saturday.

Ive got 3 Arsenal players, 3 Manure players and 1 Tottenham player all scheduled to play twice this week.

Im already through to the next round of the fantasy Cup (Again) and Im trouncing Muki by 30 points in the Premierleague format.

If I dont outscore you this week, Ill do something Ive never done before - go celibate for a week!

Dr Kitaun:
must mean all your FA titles count zilch

I mentioned LYON and Manscum in the same sentence cos [b]I always feel appaled at how their rivals allowed them rough-ride them during their period of dominance

eldee:
Stilly's heart went microsoft Adamu told her his name was Gabriel Gates

Ibime:
That was last year. Im sure you dont want to repeat that in 2010.

stillwater:
So I cheat on you with slaves? That's what you get for not knowing how to use your kini well.

eldee:
In all fairness to Stilly, mallams with Vitiligo are almost white
You can't blame her for not knowing Gabriel Gates is Jubril that used to be my maiguard.

Dr Kitaun:
FA and EPL . . .which is more prestigious globally ?

FA Cup is globally accepted as the foremost diverse league competition whereas DAYOKANU no go allow person hear word on how shitty EPL could be . . .

it really could be very shitty if all the managers could allow SAF bully his way thru 3 consecutive titles, then one wonders whats the difference between the French league and the EPL, THAT REMINDS ME LYON IS AS SHAMBOLIC AS MANURE THESE DAYS, BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER ?

stillwater:
You mean the same hunchback albinos that carried you on their backs from Tunisia to Spain during your escape from Naija adventures?

stillwater:
Well you are allowed but God in his might will judge you. You can't get away with it. I have cursed you.

Bloody Arrow!!! Is it because they did not ask you out? Besides you're forgetting white men.

Dr Kitaun:
the kind of gnashing u guys got at the hands of Ken Bate ?

I am sure FA Cup means very little to u now just as much as UECL would by the time your ars.e is kicked out

eldee:
Three times in two weeks, then you'll have eliminated the chance of the cockblock effect.
It's a compromise I only offer to Nigerian chics, afterall, we're the only ones that find them attractive ;[/b]D

Dr Kitaun:
AW

Yes we can !!!

stillwater:
Thrice is not a bad number. But it doesn't have to be within the space of 7 days.
Most guys turn out to be pests when they carry on longer than that.

eldee:
For you I'll make a special exception, two weeks and a Sunday
Come on, one day's a one-night stand, one week is irritating cus she'll call it 'love at first sight', two weeks after asking is perfect.

You call three times in two weeks.
3rd day, one week after, and then two weeks after.
If she's not yet impressed, then she's not yours.

Dr Kitaun:
if u had lost, would u not have taken a short trip to Ipswich ? Ode oshi . . .

ibkaye:
Yeah. . .

. . .Right

eldee:
Two weeks.

stillwater:
I thought it was once for you.

kay_pumpin:
Shut up you silly muta muta

You dey talk like say Fergie wouldn't wanna win it for the 4th time in a roll,thing is with this Berba-slug,Ninny and Onwenu,i have a better chance at copping 13 with a throw of 2 dice than the scummies winning the EPL.

stillwater:
Unbelievable!!!