₦airaland Forum

woye77:
This has been an issue i've always wondered about? when is the right time for a man to call the bluff of a lady who is continously playing hard-to-get? At what stage does it become ridiculous? comments pls

After the THIRD TIME of asking.

eldee:
Hey, I got 5 goals in two games . . . I'm fine with that.
Have you seen their fixture list?? If he doesn't cop at least four in the next three games, I'll go celibate for a whole year

I will be back to taunt you after the next 3 games. . . . . .
Lest i forget. . . .Mind The Gap, Please.

kay_pumpin:
Isn't this a sign of laziness?Being on www and asking if a player is playing? ;DI am sure if Burnley had pulled the normal "stunt"synonymous with Oldtrashford of late you for dey AWOL.

Acute craze dey worry you.

When will you GAYnners get it into your head United have nothing to prove any more.
We have won the last 3 league titles on a trot and y'all LOSERS still compare y'all pathetic outfits to Man Utd.
It is up to you wanksters to wrestle the title away from United. Until y'all manage to do that. . . .y'all should put a fat cock in it.

Decryptor:
I have been following the events of the unfortunate disaster that took place in Haiti; a lot of countries and even corporate and private firms have been assisting in both material aid or cash donations. But Nigeria is yet to do the same. I think the Federal Govt should make their own contributions even if it is $10,000. At least nothing is small and we can afford it! Haba!!

Have y'all finished feeding your hungry/homeless population?

Dr Kitaun:
@Gbenga

bawo ni aburo ?

se o ti ya na owo ti mo send si e ni last month tan ni ?

o da bi pe ebi n pa e seriously else o ni ma ba egbon e soro beyen . . .ti n ba gba e leti ?

Dayo l'oro bo n ba soro ni ?

I will give you £50 if you can translate the drivel above.

v3:
Yup, defo!

Thanx, bruv.
Your answer tells me you are educated unlike a certain. . . . .

Dr Kitaun:
meaning ?  

Are you suffering from madras eye?
Are you dyslexic?
Are you physically blind?

dayokanu:
Berbatovs failure turned him to a support striker, soon he would be turned to a Goalkeeper or ballboy

And it took him 17 LESS games to score the same number of goals as Miro-slave K[b]loser[/b]??
You and Bayern Munich FC are a disgrace.

Isnt it logical that since Crouch debuted for country before Gomez did and Crouch has more caps than Gomez He would have more goals.

Does that explain Gomez's appalling goal ratio too?
11 goals in 31 apps for Germany? Pathetic.

When Berbasuck cant even score for club what else can he do.

He scored again tonight making it 3 goals in the last 3 league games.
Let it also be known that 1 EPL goal = 12 Bundesliga goals.

Dr Kitaun:
no be only Bolton . . .na Usain Mutallab FC

am suggesting we use only 10 players against them, have suddenly forgotten when last the word bogey was used to identify what they were to us . . useless walrus team

Is Cesc Fabregas playing tomorrow?

chic2pimp:
Gin & tonic plus palmwine.

Forza Rossoneri

This discourse is for intellectuals, not zombies like you.
Go find yourself a crayon and colour a fuckin zebra.

eldee:
Of course you helped me bruv . . . Tevez is the fantasy in Fantasy Football.
When I was talking about buying him, he was worth 8.5mil, now he's 9.0.
I'm just laughing at Sauron right now, Fletcher must be really  those goals in

Nah. . . . .The joke is now on you.
If you are not careful, your team will fade into oblivion like Debosky's team.

@ Sleek417,

What is wrong with Rooney?

He was really poor today. Even from his celebration (or lack thereof) it was obvious he knew he was having a stinker.
I thought he was bloody shocking today for the most parts of the game. . . . , to say his shooting was erratic would be an understatement.
Wazza needs a shooting/heading practise.

yeswecan:
Sounds funny . . . so you claim all the Niger-delta EVEN though it is more relevant that the entire igbo ethnic group just because you have few Igbos around . . . LOOL. why not talk to your brothers to return home instead of claiming another person't land. Wilful ignorant.

@asha 80 you can't handle the truth.

Seriously, the Ibos are different from the Ijaw peops.
However, Nigeria can only split into 3. . . . .The rivers(Niger and Benue) have already given us the pointer.
The East will definitely merge with the South South.

bawomolo:
Sauron - that's an excuse.
there were African empires such as the malian and kongolese empires that encompassed numerous ethnic groups.
creating homogeneous states would haven't solved Africa's problem.

Until now. . . .I wasn't aware Mali and Congo are developed countries.

Aren't there multi-ethnic countries in eastern europe and Asia too?

Multi-ethnic as many as Nigeria?
Christ on a bike.

you mean the billions of aid they pump into African countries yearly is not enough?

Billions of AID?
U mean the refund of the riches they stole from Africa in the first place?
I can sponsor your trip to come see the British Museum in London.
African artefacts make up 99% of what they have in there.

Its not the west's fault that time and time again countries like Sri-lanka, burma, haiti etc embezzled aid funds.

It is primarily their fault.
When you starve nations with ridiculous policies, they will become as corrupt as [i]f[/i]uck.
Africans were FINE before your slave drivers took matters into their hands.

Uche2nna:
And that justifies our complicity in whatever scheme u are accusing the white man of?  

How so?
Every human being has got his/her own price, abeg.
These white folks shouldn't have extended their moronic colonization to Africa in the first place.
Africa was robbed, ra[i]p[/i]ed, defiled in the name of flexing muscles between UK, France, Belgium and em other Europeans.

Either way U cut it, we will still be held responsible. Cheat me once, shame on you. Cheat me twice , shame on me.
If the white man has been that evil, why havent our leaders grown wiser to that?  

They will never grow wiser cos we are talking about evil men with infinite resources and power.
How do you refuse such after being marginalised by the previous government, etc.
Which parts of Nigeria can America/UK approach now with revolution ideas and would refuse if £££/SSS are offered? NONE!!!

For every Rwanda u point out, there are the Nigeria's , the Zimbabwe's et al to counter that argument.

What did they achieve in Nigeria?
Europeans resorted to drawing straight lines on the map, taking little or no account of the myriad of traditional monarchies, chiefdoms and other African societies that were originally on ground. Can you honestly say you(Uchenna) and someone from Sokoto State have anything in common?

The Brits enclosed hundreds of diverse and independent groups, with no common history, culture, language or religion. Nigeria contain as many as 250 ethno-linguistic groups. Isn't that an epic FAILURE on it's own? As the haggling in Europe over African territories continued, the land and the people became mere pieces on a chess-board. Of course, this European rule was enforced both by treaty and conquest - so what could we have done to prevent the day-light robbery?

There has to be something INHERENTLY wrong with us to allow the white man to be using us as puppets all these years.

They had the money, the power and a big influence over Africans.
Of course, episodes of resistances occurred in some parts of Africa when these lethargic devils arrived but were settled with sharp, short actions.
Dozens of African rulers who resisted colonial rules were executed, died in battle or forced into exile after defeat.

sleek417:
apart from the Nairaland afcon fantasy league which is looking like a straight fight between myself and Jaybee, i think Nairalanders are doing well in the league for all Nigerians. I think we have about 6 of the 17 nairalanders participating in the top 50

and the interesting part is, the top 2 nairalanders are topping the 9ja league with about 450 participants

the present position reads

Jaybee           -1st
tkb                 -2nd
wendoworld  - 33rd
A40                -35th
Borat             - 45th
Sauron          -47th

lets see if a Nairalander can win the afcon fantasy league in Nigeria

Sauron is now behind you. . . .breathing down on your tolotolo neck.
Only 4 points separate us and if Song and Bikey do their thing tomorrow. . . . . .I will be on TOP of all y'all.
Watch out.

1st--Jaybee
2nd--TKB
3rd--Sauron
267th--Ibime
400th--Debo

Uche2nna:
There would be no blessings if there were no active participants.

One out of the 12 disciples of Jesus was corrupt.
U will always find bad eggs in any society - these bad eggs are the targets of the White race.

U can point a finger or two at the West but U should also be ready to reserve a full fist for most African leaders. We are [i]mostly[/i]the architect of our own problems.

I disagree.
We were doing fine in Africa before the Caucasians came over with their silly ideologies to change the Black race.
Look at how one single brainless idea turned Rwanda into a DEATH SPOT.
The Belgians divided a peaceful nation into the Tutsis n Hutus. Rwandans with fair complexion and remotely looking like Europeans were grouped as the Tutsis and the dark ones with ugly faces as the Hutus.

They fixed the Tutsis into high places in the Government and the Hutus were left to starve.
Now tell me, how sensible was that coming from those that were supposed to know better?
The West should be made to pay for their crimes in Africa and other 3rd world Nations.
Enough is enough!

otele:
@suaron
why must we fall for it? if it is essential stuff like medicine, ok. but must we buy non essential and expensive stuff? did our ancestors have lexus? did tafawa balewa live in a $1million house? we fell for the expensive stuff and we have to suffer the economic consequences

They were conned into it. . . .Civilization and reh reh reh.
I don't blame any Black Nation. . . . .These white lethargic devils poisoned our lands whilst siphoning a huge proportion of our natural resources.
There's no coup in Africa that does not have the blessings of Caucasians.

Their objective is to sponsor a puppet Dictator with arms and cash and control the resources of such States.
Was Thatcher's son not arrested in Equatorial Guinea for alleged involvement in a coup attempt?
That is the level these white bastards can stoop to make African children dig for food in refuse dumps.

otele:
how about if we refuse to buy those expensive goods. force better trade negotiations. gain better respect and treatment. wont things be better? president shagari introduced austerity in the early 80s(as i heard,  ) which slowed down importations from europe et al, many companies in england folded and laid off workers. they would have decided to re-negotiate with nigeria, which would have benefitted us, but it failed. know why? greed. black man's greed made it fail.
so we started to buy those expensive stuff again, to show off.

How can we refuse?
Can a starving dog refuse a chunk of cooked meat?
These plutocratic governments knew what they were doing bringing expensive wares to 3rd world nations. . . .Of course they knew we would fall for it.

dayokanu:
Thos might interest you.

Dimitar Berbatov 23 app 6 goals

Mario Gomez 23 app 9 goals

We can see the effect of first touch berbatoiv

Berbartov is not United's target man like Goat-Mez.

How many goals has Mario Gomez scored for Germany?
Peter Crouch has scored more goals for his country than the lethargic Mario Gomez.

platinumnk:
And according to David, we're supposed to sit still, specualate and wash our cars when people are dying?
Greeeeeeeeeeeeat  

Especially when America made these 3rd world countries poor in the first place. . . .

A Government run by the rich such as this one and the traditionally oppressive European states, force the third world into buying overpriced, unnecessary goods while exporting huge portions of their RICH natural resources.
Haitians are where they are because of the great inflation that was caused by American companies.

davidylan:
quite sad isnt it . . . but i get crucified for pointing out that fact. I guess everyone is too busy donating to take stock of this critical point.

The bottomline is we are NEVER prepared for anything. I wonder how the whites or asians do it.

America did nothing with New Orleans.
Japan did nowt in the Kobe earthquakes.

No country can prepare for a disaster with this magnitude.
100,000 people dead and counting.
Not even Hitler's genocide claimed so many lives in a single day.

I still don't get Davidylan's point. . . . .

Are you saying the 'relief efforts' shouldn't have been initiated in the first place?
If only one life gets saved through the donations. . . .It will make a difference.
Think of the number of generations that one life can produce.

Christ. . . . . .Gomez is the wackest striker in Europe.

His first touch makes Yakubu look like a Ballon d'Or winner.
How did he miss that?

Krayola:
Is Manchester united wallowing in debt?

Just like Real Madrid are swimming in debt.

tausi:
I do find the Ivory Coast Goalkeeper pretty handsome!

I can give you his number. . . . .

RuuDie:
Can I buy a bond?                     Ibime this one is 4 u 
You will need deep pockets. The minimum subscription is likely to be £50,000.

Ibime's assets in London and Nigeria are not up to £15,000.

Ibime:
Can anyone confirm whether this is the first case of a football club issuing a corporate bond or not?

What is the interest on this bond, and is it convertible?

I feel like buying some of these bonds, so I can take ownership of Manure if Glazers default on the payments. 

The bonds ain't for people like you.

A bond is an investment that lasts for a specific amount of time (I'd guess 10 years in this case), over that period you get the money paid back to you with interest (much like a loan in reverse). As we'd be selling bonds as opposed to borrowing money we'd get to set the interest rate (which is currently around 5.25% for long term fixed rate bonds).

The investors buying the bonds would pay the club £600m and in return they get 5.25% (probably a bit higher in reality) in annual interest paid to them by the club over let's say a period of 10 years. When the 10 year period is finished they then get repaid the £600m in full.

They also would be given security in the form of Manchester United's assets (like the stadium etc).
The club would then use the £600m to repay the current Senior debt and PIK holders which have interest rates of 8% and 14.25% respectively.
Of course, the whole point being that the club would be able to significantly reduce the amount it pays out annually in interest.

What a goal from CIV.

The sweetest counter-attack yet in the whole competition.
Kalou assist, Gervinho tap-in.

CIV 1-0 Ghana.

chic2pimp:
where the bleep is nani? I reckon saf has realised how sh.it he is.

Nani is injured.
He stopped a Wolfsburg shot that dislocated his ankle in Germany.
Nani will be back soon.

chic2pimp:
waka!!
amadioha fire you. Nah School wahala cause am ooo

Be lying to us.
U think i didn't see you on UK Border Force with your Ijebu-Igbo accent?

chic2pimp:
scummies how life nah?

Christ on a bike!!!
Dem don release you on bail?
Omo. . . . . .When i saw you throwing tantrums with UK Immigration Officers on TV, i wept.

BlueDiva:
We rated better in Europe.
2 Semi finals and a final in the UCL.

That must count for something.

History only remembers WINNERS.
2 Semi-finals and a final in the UCL means shyte.
Madrid also won their Supercup. Why should that count?
Roman did not spend £700 million for a Semifinal place in Europe.