₦airaland Forum

switosman:
What is happening in the east?

Abia State is within the premises of Hell. . . . . .I am not surprised such schitzos go down in the State.
Travelling to Nigeria is worse than going to Afghanistan/Iraq and we keep deceiving ourselves we have a government.
Rubbish!

oyinda.:
god forbid bad thing.
go and look for wife SAURON!!!!

Oyinda, you wey don 30+ dey try claim teenager for Nairaland.
Don't lemme expose you o. I know you more than you think.

chika98:
Abeg no get me started now with all that your sweet mouth o.
How you dey sef?

I was expecting to see you in your last trip but you failed to hit ma cellie.

Brownteeth:
One thing about me is, I hate going through time wasting processes when I know there is actually a shorter route to arrive at the end point. When you ask ladies here what they require from guys they intend to date, the list is as follows:

Handsome
Intelligent
Generous
Respectfull
Well mannered
Tall
Fashion sense
Dependable
Strong
Big manliness
And God knows what.

Guys whenever a lady is mentioning these things to you, just tell her to shut the furck up!!! Cos the list above is a deceptive mask. When you pull out this mask to expose the true look of things, what you gonna see is just one word,  MONEY. When a usual toasting scene is in progress, the guys are busy churning out 1000 toasting lines and bars and the ladies are busy trying to estimate and calculate how much the guy probably worths. At the end, the girl's decision depends on the result of her calculation; whether the guy is loaded enough or not. This whole process is just time consuming when all these can be done in a very easy and quick way. Since all that ladies want is MONEY, why can't ladies simply wear a colossal price tag which tells how much money she expects from any interested guy who wants to date her? So that when an interested guy comes arround and checks the price, instead going through the rigours and time wastage of toasting and "may I buy you a drink" bla bla, all he needs to do is say these four words: "I can afford it"

Hilarious!

Swine!

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]^^Sauron, stop distracting Missy B .

Let her concentrate on the serving and not on you.

Damn it![/color]

Stop frothing in the mouth. . . .
Missy B's first priority is her husband, not YOU.

Missy B:
Who wants to join me?

https://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/232406163_7ec9ccff65.jpg?v=0

Missy B, i will have some of those.
U don dislocate ma pelvis.

chika98:
Been away. This site is now a BORE!

It got boring because you left.

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Are you sure?[/color]

Cocksure!

chika98:
I don't know what's more amusing? Sauron opening a topic on Romance forum or the thread topic itself.

Chika98, where have you been?

funkybaby:
hunnie, you cant blame me jare!

you are like bee to honey when it comes to fine girls.

so i had to ensure i handpicked the worwor ones. that way you have your eyes and lust on moi and moi only

I am not that kinda groom that eyes bride-maids. . . . .
The bachelor's eve would be the last straw.

funkybaby:
which market be that?  
market wey don rotten finish  
*****sighs*****

Playahater!!!!

sauron, when are you  going to come out clean and tell people that you are the groom and i am the bride regarding the issue we are blogging about on this thread? eh?

i am not too pleased that you exposed our wedding plans to everyone  

I had to expose you na. . . . . .
Your bridal train is packed with worworcious lasses.

oyinda.:
as u already kno, i don't do old men.  
just giving u good advice.

By the look of it, i am 100% certain you are older than me.

oyinda.:
Sauron, sauron, sauron!! how many times did i call u? better go and find a wife before it's too late for u eh!!!

Is this your cheeky way of proposing to me?
Oyinda, you gotta do better than that.

ibkaye:
you made a topic aww lol

One was due, isn't it?

ibkaye:
sauron, aww

What's so awwww?

queeneve:
Sauron,
I am not married, However, I am engaged, WINKS!

So when will the test commence?

dayokanu:
The extent to which you people go to defend you demi gods is amazing, I thought it was Abdulsalam who ushered in democracy

Don't mind the charlatans. . . . . .OBJ this OBJ that. . . . .
Yet it was Abdulsalam that got OBJ out of Kuje Prison where he was eating half-cooked beans AND he ensured a smooth transition.

Missy B:
I'll join You in 5 seconds. How would You want me to present maself before You?
In a Nun's Gown, segzy pink lingerie or bare?

This!!!!!

skyndyp:
Im famished! Pls can i have Afang soup and foo foo. Make it snappy pls

U will have to wait till 7pm.
Kitchen is closed for now. . . . .MissyB needs to get some loving.

Missy B:
Sitting on the kitchen sink already or You wan' me to move to the bedroom?

Bedroom. . . . .
Your neighbours are voyeurs. . . . .I don't wanna see ma bare-arse on the pages of cranky magazines.

funkybaby:
yes, he is not in the market
he is taken

Taken by who?
Nor spoil market for me o.

funkybaby:

Rofl!

Missy B:
Here, Sir!
https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2554/3878525335_ecf2d971de.jpg
Enjoy! 

Wow. . . . .Nice meal!!!
Now report to the bedroom ASAP.

queeneve:
Sauron,

Are you married?

I am not married. . . .Are you?

Druss:
sauron - u need to spend more time with women - it is an unwritten rule - the bride is the center of attention - fizzuck all others!!

If i spend some more time with women than i am currently doing then i might give up the ghost.

eldee:
I said I'm a novice, I din't say I'm on Sauron's level.

A novice you say?
Fry some eggs!

eldee:
@Missy B

I want to try to make a Nigerian dish . . . I'm a novice.
What do you suggest would be a good place to start??

Boil some eggs.

Missy B:
Good to know You enjoyed the Edikang Ikong.
Yez!

Missy B, can i have some chunky meat-pies and Chapman this beautiful Saturday morning?

queeneve:
Sauron,

You will need some extra pair of hands or two, it too much for one pair of hands, WInks!

Don't worry about extra pair of hands.
I will test them one step at a time.

queeneve:
AHHH, U LIKE THE LIGHT AND PALE CHICKS,

Nah. . . .
It's not about the skin colour. . . . .The face must be MINT!!!!!

You wanna test the bosoms and see, Sauron?

Of course!!!

queeneve:
Sauron,
by the way, why would I be jealous, EVERYTHING ON MY BODY IS NATURAL INCLUDING THE HAIR, winks!

What about the booobs?

Condoleeza Rice or Michelle Obama is beautiful, DO YOU AGREE?

I disagree.

michelin89:
She is three much.

Cos she's an Italiano like you?

y me:
of course i know that she is gonna be as stunning as kemistry

Sauron is allergic to [i]worwor [/i]chics.

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]^^Are you accusing me of committing adultery?
He's your sister's man, remember. [/color]

I don't have a sister.
Stand by your man - don't deny your loff for Pastor West.

dayokanu:
mamagee is achieving celebrity status on NL and the most sought after chic.

Go Mamagee

What do you expect?
Only 3 women are prettier than mamagee in the whole universe.

Halle Berry
Monica Bellucci and
Eva Mendes.

y me:
what ever rocks their boat
my brides maid are gonna be as stunning as i am on my wedding day that i know is for sure

U already know i won't settle for less.

blank:
So sauron, your brother na Taribo West.
Yet your talking about ugly girls.
Hope u av plenty money.  

How can?
Taribo used to be mamagee's husband until 2004.

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Marry me?
Since when?
I thought he's was your brother-in-law nah![/color]

No need to deny your ex-hubby now.

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Good point, Sauron. [/color]

When you married Taribo West in 2002, were your bridemaids looking pretty?

blank:
You go gree dance with wowo girl?

Only when i am drunk. . . . .

y me:
@post
i think insecurity is playing a big role here
if she doesn't take a hold of herself that might also lead to her losing the guy
but what the fu-ck everyone wants the best for their wedding why is hers diff?

A lot of women seem to agree with the bride - read from page 1.
Their point is. . . . .It's HER day and she must be satisfied with every schiznit.
If she happens not to be comfy with pretty bride maids then AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!

dayokanu:
She is mine and mine only

She's got 10 other men.
Deal with it.

Miss Anabel Chong

Anabel Chong nor be human being now.
A woman that slept with 250 men in one hour na person?

mukina2:
i swear i go put a curse on you

I wear curse-proof vest all the time.