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tkb417:
and what would Berbas role be when we get another striker?
sit on the bench after coughing out billions of naira

Berba's the 2nd choice striker. . . .
The new striker will be called into action from the BENCH when either Rooney or Berbatov gets crocked.

lalaboi:
This cheating!. . . Ferguson had more bars than Rafa. . . 

It's an audio battle.
If your opponent can spew more words per minute than you can, he would get more bars.
Besides, English ain't Rafa's mother tongue so his lyrics were limited.

tkb417:
of course, SAF has said hes staying
we'll have to live with it. na my papa get the club?
end of next season, we shall see

Berbatov wasn't the reason why we failed to clinch the title this season.
United should do away with O'Shea, Giggs, Neville and they must make sure they sign 2-ball playing midfielders and one extra striker.

larana:
pls give your candid opinion on this one

a sister of mine is dating a young man, infact the guy proposed wit a ring. they usually have issues and each time they quarell the guy insults and humilate her. he even asks her to return every single thing he ever bought for. they usually settle the occasional fights and he claims he is madly in love wit her. recently, they quarrelled again and this time around the girl has broken up wit him, becos marrying such a man could be suicidal, the guy is going crazy, he came to her office insulting, shouting and call her despicable names. he even said that he wants all that he ever gave her, meanwhile she also bought him gifts wen d going was good. should she return his gifts or,

I am afraid your sister's young man is an irresponsible pest-natured twunt.
I also suggest he should be taken to a mental home where his ailments can be diagnosed.
Matter of fact, i think he's got a va[i]g[/i]ina instead of a cock.

tkb417:
anything to discuss mancs?

wey Emperoh sef?

DIMITAR BERBATOV IS STAYING.

talknafree:
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU.

creative, very funny, relaxing and also very tempting ( person go hungry by force)

3 GBOSA to MISSY B for this wonderful thread.

ActiveMan:
BEST TREAD FOR THE YEAR 2010.

LOVE IT

Thank U, Thank U. . . . . . .Mr and Mrs Sauron(Missy B) appreciate all your comments.

eldee:
Could you let the lady decide for once??
We've been together since 2007 why would she forget all what we share now??

2007, U say?
I have been with her since 1997.

eldee:
@Sauron

You didn't send me that Da Vinci link . . . I'm free now, have you got it now or should I go buy the album??

Buzz me on YIM!!!!

eldee:
See this one . . . weren't you the one telling her to bring weekend bags to your house??
I want to see her parents and do it the way my forefathers did it.

That is because we are yet to do the Church wedding.
We don do court wedding and as children of God, we cannot stay together until we get married in the Church.

Her parents won't be seeing you. . . .
I can assure you that.

eldee:
Missy B . . . could you please marry me??

luizworld:
hmmmm somethin good smells here. where has this kitchen been all my life. Chaii
missy am fallin in loff already

See these randy Nigerian men o.
Because ma wifey Missy B is doing humanitarian service to improve una kitchen skills, una wan marry am?
If you don't back off. . . . .The two of una will somersault from Lagos to Libya.

I don't care what people say. . . . .Patrick Obahiagbon is a GENIUS.

mukina2:
as for you, if mamagee keeps listening to you, Kanu will stop drinking peak

U don't have a choice - you must make Mamagee a moderator.
She posts everywhere. . . . .she's versatile. She even comes to Sports to contribute in her own way.
Wetin una want again?

OgidiBoy:
Come to think of it, is a public forum not where anyone can come and post what's on their mind as long as the follow the rules of the forum ?


If mama-gee's post is annoying to a few, why not just ignore it and move on. It's not law that one has to post on every thread.


I totally agree with mama-gee on this one.

If mamagee's comments are annoying, the best way to reduce her annoying posts is to make her a moderator.
Being a moderator comes with huge responsibilities which i believe will make mamagee a better individual.

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]I'm a user in many Nigerian discussion forums like naijarules, naijapals and a bunch of others and users there are eager to help and it's 0% abuse free and it's quite a discussion community unlike Nairaland. Users are quick to insult, make fun of users and point fingers.

Even the Super moderator who's meant to enforce the rules of the forum is also abusive, and yes I'm talking of Mukina, just recently she insulted me.

She might lock this thread but the problem still exists.

Guys, abusing people isn't cool neither is it funny, Stop all this immature and childish behaviour. . .If you don't like a user's thread or posts you move on, don't act like little kids by throwing insults. Let's all behave like adults for once and show our Nigerian maturity.

For the love of Christ, Stop all these "Mama-gee's ambition to become a mod" rubbish cause it's just another way of cyber bullying.

Cyber Bullying is Cowardish, let's stop those unnecessary abusive comments. . .It hurts when you bring people down, it doesn't matter if it's through the internet, physically, radio and other ways of communication, it's wrong and it's a sin.

To all those I have abused, I'm sorry let's make this forum a better environment, please[/color].

Mamagee, don't despair.
Your GOD will fight for you. . . . . . . . . .Keep the STRUGGLE on.

mukina2:
who does not know mamagee?

bottom line is you are irritating, you can make a nun swear.

you are annoying etc etc.

Mukina2, honestly speaking. . . . . .I will start a RIOT if you don't make Mamagee a SUPERMOD.
Why are you jealous of this babe? She's dedicated, hardworking and her attitude has even changed.
What else does she have to do to become a MOD?

Akolawole:
1) In the eyes of a sensible man, he is successful

That was a syntax error on ma part.
I meant 2008/9 - The season Ferguson outclassed Jose's team HOME/AWAY

2) "Fear of Failure" enable them to "kuku" siddon look for the same place.

Fear of failure ke? Why would SAF(British) leave the best club in the world that happens to be in UK to go and start begging jobs in Europe?
Do you leave a land flowing with milk and money and start migrating like suffer-heads like Jose Mourinho?
I don't think Jose will be gallivanting about if he's British - Portugese folks are like Nigerians - they seek for greener pastures.

3) Remember, he won the UEFA cup in 2003 then followed it up with champions league in 2004, Two years of success man!

By cheating and deploying all manner of gamesmanship.

4) Tell story to Tortoise. Who go buy that ?

So you also think staying in one club is much easier than jumping into rich clubs every 3 seasons?
Come on. . . . .now Jose has left Inter Milan to go into another club with infinite resources and a large pool of talents.
He doesn't have to nurture youth players like SAF and Wenger - The job has been done already by the ex-managers of Madrid.

Mourinho would get in, buy 3-5 tough defenders and then win titles with Madrid.
Meanwhile, Madrid itself are couple of seasons away from achieving that anyways. They finished 2nd behind a very good side(Barcelon) scoring 102 league goals in the league and winning the same number of matches Barcelona copped. At this stage, Roy Hodgson will win La Liga for Madrid next season.

5) "Work in progress" Nonsense! This is a team who has lost it. Big earners No deliveries. What is their achievements in champions league in the last 8 years? It has gone so bad that even Arsenal is knocking them out. I can guarantee you within 2 years JM will win it for them after which United will beg him to revive your team

They won La Liga in 2006/7 and 2007/8.
What has been Jose's achievements in Europe between 2005 and 2009 despite sitting on half-a billion pounds worth of talents?

United will beg Jose to revive which team? Na only Chelsea and Inter Milan(Clubs without HISTORY) fit dey beg Jose.
What else can Jose do at United that SAF hasn't already done? 3 titles in a row? TREBLE? Winning UCL titles UNBEATEN or what else?
In Man Utd, Jose won't be worshiped cos his predecessor is GREATER.

## To be successful in life, appreciate success in others.
Your state in Naija is known to be a PHD( pull him down) Isnt it?

Pull who down? I have admitted times without number Jose is a brilliant manager - i only get antsy when you kids of nowadays compare him to SAF.
That comparison should never be made - There's a universe of difference between the two managers.
Comparing Jose to SAF is like comparing Primate Olabayo to Nostradamus!

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]You are all of the above you just listed.

And you can only moderate this type of forum where your type insult freely and get away with it.

Mrs. Moderator my butt![/color]

Mamagee, nor mind Muki - She's jealous of you.
By the end of this month, i am 100% certain you will become a mod in this very section.
Be patient!

Akolawole:
# If people keep talking about him instead of the game, was it his fault?

He puts himself in a position where people must talk about him.
What's the meaning of the dramatics he displayed @ Nou Camp? Would SAF/Wenger do that because they managed to beat Barcelona?
Letz be honest. . . . .U must admit Jose is a [i]c[/i]unt.

#For years on this forum(sports section in particular), you are one of 3 main members that makes it happen, do you ask people to show that recognition? No. You just become that because you deserve that.

Abeg, nor compare me with Mourinho.
His attitude always scream ME!! ME!!! ME!!!!
It's never about the team, it's always about him.

While i appreciate the way he takes the pressure off his players before big games by shifting the media focus onto him; when the game is won he should sit back and let the players bask in the glory of what they've accomplished.

# When Dayo launched the other thread, instead of him to create it along Inter milan's failure, he chose to use JM. If JM receive the bashing, he must receive the glory as well.

He chose to use JM because he wanted to know if Jose was a genius or a fluke.
The thread had to centre on Jose not Inter Milan.

Akolawole:
But i have never seen JM punching or throwing boot at his players but we've seen your Coach doing countless to the tune of asking them the choice of wife

Jose doesn't need to punch or throw boots at his players. . . . . .His mouth does that for him.
Did he not say Carvalho had no IQ. Did he not blast Balotelli in front of the media.
Remember what he said about Anders Frisk(the match official of the Barca V Chelsea match in 2005)??
What about his various fines in Italy and this one in particular @ the millennium stadium. . . .

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Akolawole:
@Le Chacal
While agree with you that JM never nurture any player but you must remember Maniche. Dont you?

So Maniche is a world class player?

Back to SAF, when he took over in United, Didn't he made major signings in 1987-88?

What major signings? SAF had to get rid of the useless players in United back in the days.
They were all alcoholics - they skipped training sessions and their general fitness was nothing to write home about so there was a massive CLEAROUT.

How many major signings does he made in 89/90? Even the record signing

This is like citing Aston Villa or SPURS making major signings. . . . .
After all said and done - Fergie won a league title for United after 26 years since they last clinched it.
He's won TREBLE for Man Utd and he won 2 UCL titles without losing any game throughout the competition in 99 and 2008.

Show me a manager with the same track record and i will show you a dinosaur in Molete(Ibadan).

ritchboy:
Sauron,
shouldnt you be in bed? You have a big day tomorrow, no?

It's your BIG day.
For you to have remembered means how special tomorrow is to you.
Anuofia.

RVP should better save those skills for the World Cup proper.
He is a fragile git. . . . . . .We don't want him spraining his ankle that will keep him out of football for 8 months again.


@ Dayokanu,

U don kolo, i swear.
Wenger's "TURD" indeed.

snowdrops:
hmmm
are you refering to balotelli?
but i feel every great manager must have difficulty with at least one or two members in his squad.

Mourinho has been man-managing for almost 10 years. . . .
Can you name me one player Jose picked in his teens, polished, nurtured and turned into a world class player?
I cannot think of ANY.

2007
Juliano Belletti Barcelona £3.7m, Florent Malouda Lyon £13.5m, Tal Ben Haim Bolton Free,
Claudio Pizarro Bayern Munich Free, Steve Sidwell Reading Free

2006
Ashley Cole Arsenal £5m, Khalid Boulahrouz Hamburg £7m, John Mikel Obi Man Utd £16m,
Ben Sahar Hapoel Tev Aviv £320,000, Andrei Shevchenko AC Milan £30.8m, Salomon Kalou Feyenoord £8m, Michael Ballack Bayern Munich Free

2005
Michael Essien Lyon £24.4m, Shaun Wright-Phillips Manchester City £21m
Lassana Diarra Le Havre £1m, Scott Sinclair Bristol Rovers £160,000, Asier Del Horno Athletic Bilbao £8m, Jiri Jarosik CSKA Moscow £4.83m,

2004
Ricardo Carvalho Porto £19.85m, Didier Drogba Marseille £24m, Tiago Benfica £8m, Mateja Kezman PSV Eindhoven £5m, Paulo Ferreira Porto £13.2m

For Porto's winning CL team, Vítor Baía, Ricardo Carvalho, Costinha, Deco, Dmitri Alenichev were all there when Mourinho took over.
These were the KEY players.

It is clear Jose Mourinho does not have the ability to 'find' players.

snowdrops:
Its astounding that despite his showmanship he is loved by his players who always remain loyal to him.

I think the image he portrays to the world is not the real him. Deep down he may be a down to earth friendly person.

As stated in the past maybe all the drama is to remove pressure from the players so they can play their football while winding up opponents.

Except that his brash man management style is one of the reasons he doesn't get along with his young players.
It's a big problem. A top class manager needs to nurture young talents and turn them into world class players(one attribute Jose seems to lack).

Missy B:
Missy will be atcha place on Friday, 8:00 pm precisely. Sauron, go nowhere!!!

AbsofuckingTRUTHly, i ain't going nowhere.
Just bring those your sexy lingerie along. . . . .It's gon' be a BLAST!!!

jalether:
Perhaps the onfield jubiliation and champagne shower does not count as celebration, Is there something I'm missing here

Put your brain into good use.
"Celebration" in this context = motorcade parade on the streets like Terry and co recently did after winning the league/FA cup.

dayokanu:
Do you know that you, toba1909 and Folahan rank as the greatest morons this forum has ever produced. That should be a feather to your cap.

Its not unexpected given the fact that you support Arsenal

That LIST is not complete until you add HNIC and MrCrackles to it.
They all belong to the group known as "The Five Magnificent Morons".

HNIC:
I am just wondering if there is any team in the world who would not celebrate a MAJOR trophy
***SMH***

United won Champions League and the Premiership title in 2008 and there was no motorcade celebration.
By your spastic logic, UCL + EPL ain't MAJOR trophies.

United won the Carling Cup, World Club Cup and the Premiership title in 2009 and did not celebrate.
By your moronic reasoning, none of those titles won was MAJOR??

Honestly, you need to get off DRUGS.

dipo2much:
The above comment is an adequate proof that Sauron is disoriented

Not close. . . . .
The above comment only proves HNIC and yourself have SPERMFLAKES occupying your cranial cavity.
I have just proven to you ninnys that one can win MAJOR trophies without celebrating.

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RAFA
I want to talk about fachts, because I think it's important. I don't want to play 'mind games' too early. But I think that they want to begin. It's a question of facht, it's not a question of spin - I got a list, here's the order of my list that it's in:

This is fact – Mr. Ferguson’s above the law
He was mean to Mike Dean, he called his mum a w[i]h[/i]ore
So he got a fine, and was banned from the touchline
Then he swears at Martin Atkinson, so now it’s crunchtime
And what happened? Nada – he is not punished
Why? Maybe cos he’s not Spanish?
This is facht – Steve Bennett transformed the season
He sent off Mascherano, for an awful reason
But he totally ignored the handball for Wigan
And that’s the game that Manchester secured the league in.
This is facht - he complains about the fixture list
When in facht it’s in his favour that the list is fixed
They play the 29th at home, it’s a Christmas gift
We play the 28th away, and he thinks it’s rigged!
Maybe next year the FA will leave the fixtures blank
So that Mr. Alex Ferguson can pick the matches
But for me, I say I had enough, I need to act
Cos these are not mind games - these are fachts.

These are fachts.
These are fachts.
These are fachts.
These are not mind games. . . . .I am talking about fachts.

FERGIE
[On the phone] I spoke to the boy earlier and he said he wanted to come - there’s no doubt about that - so if Levy’s not having it, I say we just kidnap him and peg it up the M6. What? No, I’m in a restaurant. Aye, that Spanish one, El Fiasco. No, it’s shite.
Right, I’ll have to catch ye later. . . . .I can't hear you cos of some ranting waiter -
What’s that Rafa, you think I’m gonna back down?
Fucck that - I’m gonna put the smack down.

Just listen to yourself with your random “fachts”
You’re like fuckin Quincy crossed with Andrew Sachs
It’s obvious you’re launching all these mad attacks
In a desperate attempt to withstand the axe.
Right, fact – your season’s done
Right, fact – we’re thirteen in front
You’re fat – I don’t mean to be blunt
But have you thought about a diet, you greedy c[i]u[/i]nt?
Your title bid’s looking wee bit stunted
You’ll probably make a bid for Robbie Keane next month
And this might not be a fact, but it’s an even punt
You’ll blow twelve million on Stephen Hunt.
You’re not playing football, you’re playing freefall
Belhadj scored against you, and so did a beachball
So you go on the telly, and shout about facts
You’ve fuckin lost it - there’s no doubt about that.

There’s no doubt about that
There’s no doubt about that
There’s no doubt about that
Oh, there’s absolutely no question about that, in my mind.

RAFA
Okay this time you go too far
It’s gone past mind games – this is war
And this is facht – you've spent much more
That’s why you’re doing better, it’s the luck of the draw
My judgement is good, the situation is bad
I don’t have the funds to invest in the squad
It’s easy to mock, but all the critics forget
That I never get a penny from Hicks and Gilette
But we’ll turn the corner, our season starts here
It's a five year plan, starting next year
And in five years time, when my work is done
We see who is the winner, Mr. Ferguson.
This is facht - when I was winning La Liga with Valencia
You already suffering from senile dementia
You're getting old, like Ben Kenobi
But I don’t have a single grey hair in my goatee
I am more sophisticated, tactical and technical
Plus – this is fact – I’ve got bigger ge[i]n[/i]itals
I’m generous and charitable, decent and magnanimous
I’m nicer to the kids – this is facht – and to animals
I rescued a llama - there, that’s another facht
Plus I had your mama, so that’s your fuckin motherfacht.

These are fachts
These are fachts
These are fachts
These are not mind games. . . . . I am talking about fachts.

FERGIE
So you got no cash? – aw do us a favour
You spunked five million on Lucas Leiva
You’ve spent more than us, far more than the Gooners
On the likes of Sissoko, El Zhar and Nunez
Gonzalez, Dominguez, Fernando Morientes
And all the other hordes of random foreign benders
That’s why you failures and far below us
It’s all them Aurelios and Arbeloas
That’s why you’re waving this long goodbye:
Cos in five long years you’ve made one good buy
Yeah well done, mate, you got the boy Torres in
It don’t make up for Barragan and Josemi and Voronin
And Carragher’s knackered, Aquilani isn’t ready yet
And you’re still the manager, and you’re a fuckin idiot.

RAFA
So you think you can be making a fool of me?
Well you underestimate Liverpool FC
When I walk through the storm I hold my head up high –

FERGE
Yeah right, but only when it’s raining pie
Right, speaking of which, I’ll have the paella
Hang on, is that a dish, or another rubbish player?
Like Padelli, Paletta, Pellegrino…
Ah fu[i]c[/i]k it, Rafa, just get us a cappuccino.
Off he waddles, a dipper in distress
He gestures to the players, he gibbers to the press
Lambasting me with ‘facts’ like a madman in an attic
Bombastic crap, part depressive part manic,
A fat Hispanic spastic in a flapping great panic
Ah here’s the bill – Rafa, do you take plastic?
Oh, what, I hurt your feelings - do I give a s[i]h[/i]it?
You really are the whingiest, whiniest git
And no, I’m not leaving you the tiniest tip
'Cos you'll just spend it on shite, and then recite me a list.

There’s no doubt about that
There’s no doubt about that
There’s no doubt about that
Oh, there’s absolutely no question about that, in my mind.
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Eldee, Ibime, Ritchboi and Lalaboi should GRADE this battle.