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michelin89:
See as you dey promote yourself. Nor worry. The tenth one dey come.

But it's true. . . . . We have too many options.
Make una help us reduce am. . . . .

Ujujoan:
rotflamo      

aint you like . . size 48      

Wrong. . . .Close but no cigar
It's Size 49.

michelin89:
Like you were gods. We all wish you could marry white women and let us be.

There are too many Naija babes that are single out there.
The more you date White men, the better for Nigerian men.
Naija men can't cope with the surplus to requirements - i don't like the fact that an average Naija boy has 9 girlfriends.

davidylan:
the girl will just start crying and refuse to post here again. Please beg me not to post her vital stats.

Uju wouldn't mind. . . . .She wants ME!!

michelin89:
I bet you'd rather shoot the girls somewhere else. . . :-P

Who cares what Naija babes do with themselves?
The more they marry white men, the better for us Nigerian men.

Ujujoan:
My heart is made of gold . . from hard long years of digging! A burning furnance can melt it, but then it'll just form right back

Oh, I love gold!

See psyches. . . . .I'm still not convinced.
Post your pictures. . . . .

Davidylan, where are you?
Come and give us Ujujoan's vital stats(NL format).

OneNaija:
I feel like shooting any White Guys going out with my Nigerian Girls. Pls don't get it wrong because am not a racist but I don't like white guys going out with Nigerian Girls it make me mad and Jealous.

U want to shoot white men dating Nigerian girls?
What about the Nigerian girls who agreed to be in the relationship in the first place?
Were they forced into it at gun point?

You, sir are a tarado.

DBR:
a bigger fuckwit? Get a mirror, even wit a reverse side of a microscope u r a much bigger schlepper.
I've said they shud war against bestiality, cos when a diseased cow crossbreeds wit semi humanoid
U have a stubborn chowderhead like u.

The most annoying thingy is that a lot of people rejoiced when you were born. . . .Not knowing you epitomise despair and bleak future.
How did it get to this? Have you narrowed down the wrong pills taken while you were feeding from a diseased placenta yet?

i tot u had hope, but u gettin more retarded every key u punch.
Stil your deflated ego wldnt still letya kno the best thing is to stop typin
if i ever see u show up on rap thread again with all the atrocious statement u makin bout
multies and rhymes na pelt we go pelt u, u are a disgrace NL writers.

DBR, give it up.
Stop deviating the argument. . . .We have asked you to name a better Naija rapper with flow, and we kept hearing is how you were conceived by a cheap drunk intimacy.

If you turn to paper, i will write a million bars on you till there's no space to write no more.

Next time u go stealin comments try and read them b4 postin. cos u drillin hole in your already sinkin boat.
Only 1st and last rhymes chei, this boy, who do u like this??
well,at least we makin progress, u now agree they must rhyme.

stomp his back
drop the bats
cocking macs


If u do not see that every word in these linez rhyme then i'l conclude your egg was fertilized in saw dust.
But seriously why dyu have to reveal to us that u got ashes of goat feces for brain?

The same idiot that argued "Javelin" and "Abdomen" don't rhyme is now saying "Stomp" and "Drop" are perfect rhymes.
Now i know where the problem lies.
It's your oral English that has got a problem.

You are a disgrace to the donor/recipient of your Y-chromosomes.
Jesus Christ. . . . .Who am i dealing it with here? A Zombie??
When you stop smoking your pubic hair, get back to me.

The concept of multi-syllabic rhymes clearly evades you.
This is why you think lipstick and mystique is a classic multi.
Dem don swear for you. . . .Too bad you don't realise.

Ujujoan:
Gold mine ke? My metal detector is already beepng from here!    

Berra keep your metal detector in check. . . . .
Many tried. . . .Many got their hearts broken.

Ujujoan:
Davidi . .  you better respect yourself now oh.
I for vex post my pishur but I dont want Sauron to fall in love with me too!  

Hehehehe. Sweet dreams!!!
My goldmine will be too much for you.

davidylan:
Make she talk true, the girl na size 3.  Infact i can soon do analysis of her vital statistics in a few mins. Watch out.

Waiting. . . . .

Travelista:
Do y'all see this?   The arrow obviously hit its mark, otherwise you wouldn't be barking like a hit dog. As I said before, you lack maturity and you continue to prove it. You say you don't care about what I think but I've received an epistle in return; looks like someone caught some feelings. You're good friends with a thief by your own admission. Let me take that back: he's more than a thief; he's a confidence man and you're right there playing Robin to his Batman. Tragic. 190, to be fair, you really don't want to be cute with me because I have little to no patience when dealing with people that don't know how to play their role; you're a sidekick and nothing more. Need proof? Check your reply to me and look at the rambling you call a response; it's very different from your first reply to my comment but I'm sure you got someone to give you a few pointers on manning up (no matter how temporary that is).

You want TS and Plat to be cool again? Are you on drugs? A real MAN would know that the best thing is for both to move on; you can't be friends with everyone. Jeez, are you juvenile in thinking! Really, how old are you? Pfft, forget I even asked. And, before I forget, Mr. Sidekick, what do you mean by Chicago and ChicagoLand.com? You were probably to busy foaming at the mouth and banging away at the keys to make a coherent statement, so explain.

Peach!

davidylan:
So its true, Uju is truly gay!  

AloyEmeka is a babe?

Ujujoan:
You see, I'm a proud size 8 and you shd be the only NLder that doesn't know that!    

Na lie jor.
There's no size 8 Uju. . . .All of em are size 16+
Show us your picture.

davidylan:
Is there anyone who isnt a size 8 these days?  

Ennyluv sef dey claim size 8.

Missy B:
Last time I checked, You had a 'thing' for Ennyluv.

Never ever. . . . .The only babe i had a 'thing' for was Tpia.

Wahala90:
@Sauron, GoatCrant#4.
I never knew Steve's move to Twente with players like Perez (one of the most technical and dangerous striker in dutch league), Eljero Elia and Marko Arnautović was to seek dishonour. And he didn't win the first season but Jose did.

Stupidity platelets flow in your veins.
Why didn't FC Twente win the dutch league before McClaren if they have 200 technical players in their squad?
I need to buy you common sense.

So why didn't you mention it. The point is that you do not even have substantial info about the man yet you want to talk. A Goat must "Crant" anyway.

Why should i mention Benfica. Did he complete a season there? Nope!
Did he win anything with Benfica? Nope.
So how is it any relevant to this debate about Jose being a GLORY HUNTER?
Are you paid to be a retard?

Yes. If he had failed, better clubs wouldn't have come for him.
If you are not a GoatCrant, how come you don't understand the fact that:

It seems your last name is GoatCrant!!!

Clubs choose and pay their coaches and not the other way
You are a Goat and you must be stubborn. So
[size=14pt][center]GoatCrant #4,can we hear you "Crant"[/center][/size]

Clubs choose and pay their coaches and coaches can decline or accept club offers.
Scolari declined England's interest and reh reh reh.
Mourinho even confirmed Man City wanted his services but he declined so what are you ON about?

I keep reiterating you are a first class dunderhead with semen as brain cells.

Ujujoan:
I'm surprised you've not called yourself! lol    

Like MissyB, I don't do orobos.

davidylan:
Kai comot my name for dia! E no fit be me bro. I dont write beautiful prose on the romance section. 

I suggest mrbrownjay

Or Aloy + Emeka.

Ujujoan:
It's true now, 'he' knows exactly how I feel about him and you insinuating I have fellings for another is putting sand sand in my garri!      

Who is this mystery dude?
DAVID??

Missy B:

I Dislike them FAT!!  

Hmmmmmmm

Ujujoan:
Please don't spoil market for me jor, wats your own!

   

Hmmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Ujujoan:
@ Sauron and David
You guys can keep guessing all day, you'll never get it!    

We know already, abeg. . . . .
U have always had this soft centre for him. Nothing do you.
Make una invite us for the wedding o.

I also think Missy B has 'some feelings' for Na2day.

davidylan:
Or whitelexi That dude must be a stud or something.

For real?
Ujujoan prolly got swayed by Lexi's belly.

Ujujoan:
@ David, I hope say you no count me join the 3. I might have some feelings for one NLder, but trust me, it's not TS!

Could this be Pataki?

DBR:
Yours is simple an intelligent display of knuckleheadedness.
How dyu set out to make your self sound intelligent but only succeeded at achieving the opposite with such wide margin.
even tho u were dropped at birth is not enuff an excuse.
Dont take it out on me blame the craddle-robber nurse in the mental maternity ward who dropped u on your head.
But then u cant blame her too, she hasnt see a baby with ittybits for head before, she had to molest u.

I was molested by a woman, you were molested by a man.
Of course, u have the bigger adverse effects. . . . . .No wonder you cannot reason to save a life.

U gettin frantic, no vex, truth hurts.Bozo! so any words that share the same tonation automatically rhymes. LMAO
Do u hear urself?? this is what happens when lethargic spermatozoa is mechanically forced to fertilize rotten eggs.
your image shud be standn in the dictionary next to slowpoke.

The whole world is laughing at you. . . . .
This poof is still arguing Javelin and Abdomen don't rhyme. . . . .Christ Almighty.
I am yet to see a bigger fuckwit.

U betta send out dog catcher to go fetch the one that took your brain thinkin t'was vulture's carcass.
Tell me how Abdomen and Javelin rhymes witout u slantin it~~u r so cluelsess.
It's just a pity u xposin how ignorant u r bout things pple tot u knowlegable bout.

Slanting what? U think Abdomen is pronounced the way you use village accent to pronounce it?
FFS, grow a pair.
Abdomen n Javelin and Travellin rhyme wella. . . . .Not your simple basic rhyme structure but it RHYMES perfectly.
Of course. . . .a goat like you won't decipher such.

And wat use is 3 or 300 ways syllables if the dont rhyme? Like i said it's d third portion which is the ri ri ri that rhymes.
Insisting the words actually rhyme is the abysmal depth of idiocy.

Told u, stop bringin me back.

Foolish Arrow. . . . .Who says all the words in multies must rhyme?

In two syllable multies (wu-tang, blue-flame), of course, either syllables will rhyme, or it wouldn't be a multie!
However, in three syllables, it is usually the first and last syllable rhyme (stomp-his-back, drop-the-bats, cocking-macs).
You can variate on this, such as (babbling, travelling, abdomen, javelin, snatching-men).

@ Eldee,

Did the ish download?

Wahala90:
GoatCrant! You only succeeded in telling us you know nothing. In all the examples you gave, you fooled yourself and rendered your argument watery. Anyway, let me just concentrate on the great Mourinho.

You are a bigger fool than i thought. . . .
If you think i rendered ma argument watery, kindly point to the watery points and address em one by one.

Jose did not start his career in Porto. The first club he headed was Benfica in 2000: a brief but successful stay.

U are a consummate retard. . . .Jose copped only 9 league games with Benfica. So that is a successful stay?
Did you sell your intelligence for a plate of porridge?
Lemme address other points. . . . .

Hahahahahaha, From frying pan to FIRE. . . . .So Benfica is a small club?
They are even bigger than Porto in Portugal.
31 league titles and 2 CL titles and you think Benfica is a small club?
Where are these gorillas springing out from?

Goat na Goat even if e sabi blow grammer and use internet. Na wetin e dey talk na im u go take know say na Goat.

By the way, have I given you your number? Now halla "mBeeeeeee" as you take your number.

More like halla "mmBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" when the donor of your Y-chromosomes stick his pee-pee in your rectum.
First class IDIOT.

DBR:
Saurone,
we all have competents,there are those who kick facts, and who are knowledgable on NL.
there are those who result to insult to cover up the shame of their ineptitude at puttin
their brain to work while typin. Now e'rbody knowa u dont belong to the 1st class.
And the more insult u throw just futher butress the point.
We dont expect anythin less from sm1 who's brain wasflused out at birth instead of the placenta.

Don't feel too sore. . . . .Sauron is about telling it as it is.
You have the brain power of a pubic louse. . . .If you think Payan Ri, Jiya R[i/i] and [i]Somori don't rhyme together.
Even ma Yoruba classes told me they all have the same tonations(/do/-/do/-/mi/)
But of course, a goat like you won't grab it. . . . .I am sure you have never heard the song before. . .Your mission is just to lick Mode9's scrotums.

A klepto u are, comfirmed, molested abusive child. comfirmed; we are bout to see if u a liar too.
tell me Dagrin slanted those words to rhyme, c'mon go ahead lie to d entire NLer.

U were the one that was sexually molested by the donor of your Y-chromosomes.
It's no slant rhymes. The words actually rhyme. Are you a retard?
U mean you don't know "Abdomen" and "Javelin" rhyme together? Must every rhyme be Saint, Paint, Taint and Faint?
Like i keep reiterating, complex rhymes are beyond your single digit IQ. U need an IQ booster.

Call me waeva makes u sleep well at night, it dont change nothin. we used to same tired abuses.
It wont make your harebrained arguments valid.
And r u so braindead to quit recyclin them

I don't spare people who set out to be fools.
This is no Nollywood. . . . No one is paying you to be a retard and yet you have made it your objective this lovely Thursday.
Don't you get tired of being a slowpoke all your life?

We shud be mournin u tday saurone, not yar'adua,
cos in his last state yar'adua was more intellectually resourceful and competent than u cld eva be.

NL should be mourning your IDIOCY. . . .
Anyone who says those rhymes are not multis should be killed and have his brains transplanted to guide dogs.

If "Only a lunatic will say Da Grin's lyrics i quoted weren't classic multis"
It sure take an bubble headed orangutan like u to call it classic.

When i said i was done i meant it, dont grag me back on this issue, just die it. cos your point is pointless.

Without any shadow of doubt. . . .Wrong pills were taken when you were in the womb.
It's not humanly possible for anyone(including animals) to be as grossly silly as you are.
We keep asking you to produce another rapper in Naija with multis in their lyrics. . . .and all you could come up with was a 2-way rhyme pattern.

Log off and kill yourself. The world will be a better place withOUT you.

kaydee:
@ DBR
I'll give it to Da Grin in 9ja but lemme hear who U think is better.

Another convert. . . .So you also believe Da Grin had the best flow in Naija?
Priceless.

@ SauronI'll consider Tumi and Proverb for Africa

I will look them up. . . . .

Busy_Body don kolo!!!!
She needs 21 sex sessions with TB Joshua for spiritual cleansing!!!

tkb417:
Funkybaby? shes in pompey
lemme call her sef and lets see if we can arrange stuff

What's your IBAN again?
I am feeling charitable.  

Owwwwie Dowiieeeeeeee, i wan go VOTE!!!
See ya later. . .

DBR:
Eldee, i wonder how u guys see a truth and u just wanna create tension in it cos it's a lil' bit at variance wit watya think.
U and saurone are the guyz paintin a picture that dagrin cos of his language of rap is  constrained. Im sayin he is not.!

Heck, eedris rhymes in hausa and eno, Nigga raw rhymes in igbo, french, spanish german rappers all do it, so wats the fuss?

Yoruba is the language he's more competent with. plus he still uses english! so wat constrain u talkin bout?
I aint takin anythin from him, cos u guyz are tryna make pple think im anti Grin now.
The fact that the language he uses is even more descriptive is a plus,cos that's wat rapper try to do, paint pictures.
So when a language exist that naturally lends itself to that, is that a restriction or a blessin'??~~ goodness me!!!
Rhymin or multies aint more difficult in yoruba' thats wat im sayin, did he ever say he felt disadvantaged??

Da Grin isn't the first to rap with Yoruba. . . . .Why do Sauron, Eldee, Genuflect and Slimshay think he had the best flow in Africa?
It's about how he delivered, what he said, his wits, his wordplays. . . .The nigga was tantalizingly brilliant.

E bami ji Tolulope
Ko wa bami sope.

So simple yet 99% of Naija rappers can't deploy such wordplays.
All we keep hearing is Jupiter and Star.

eldee:
The few Modenine songs I've listened to off DVM are not as bad as you make it sound.
It's obvious that Modenine listens to NL and other blogs, because most things that guys have pointed out from his work have been corrected in the songs I heard.

Obviously. . . .The production was tight but he couldn't match the excellent beats. He was scared to take risks.
U know how some lazy backside rappers attempt to kill a beat and then they pause after 4 secs and he kept doing that over n over again. He's a coward.
The obvious one was 'Rhyme Tight'. . . .One of the best soundtracks ever and Mode-9 kept having hiccups on the track.
Ma dawg, Streetwize woulda done better.

As long as he doesn't do any more M.I impersonations, I'm cool with that.

His problems were deep-rooted. Nothing to do with impersonations.
Subject matter and vocab were gash.

Send it to elderated@yahoo.co.uk

In few mins. . . I don send am.
Meanwhile, load your itunes page so it can be converted straight to your library.

slimshay:
Evils my Arse[size=4pt]nal[/size]. More like internet Luca Brasi  . Abegi commot for hia!!!

U wan die soon? Nor try me o!!!

Raypower   were they ever hip hop inclined?!

Who knows for y'all these days.

Yet again, I advise, give it up man. Men shouldnt be jealous hate thats a female trait. words of wisdom form my fellow 'gayner'  

Criticism = Jealousy in Nigeria. . . . .See what i am saying??
99% of Mode-9 fans are stark illiterates.

There's nothing to be jealous of in Mode-9. . . .
He is a failure at what he does, I am not a failure in what i do.
Why should i be jealous of him?

tkb417:
hehe

hombre, slow your roll

uju is my friend

LOL

Every babe is your friend, ashawo boy!!!

tkb417:
where is my dawg Sauron?

I am not meeting Ayettymama on your behalf. . . . .Funkybaby will do, thanx!!

eldee:
+1

Mayneeeeeeee, that track was smoking HAWT!!!!!
It's now ma favourite track on the album followed by 'Thank God' and the one with Bigiano.
Honestly, C.E.O. is like 'Ready To Die'. . . . .U cannot skip any track and there are no useless skits like Mode-9 does to rack up senseless tracks.
Da Grin made 13 effervescent tracks that induce eargasm.

Meanwhile, send me your email so you can download Da Vinci Mode. . . .I wanna read your review.

khanye:
oga ooooo, sauron cant argue without no insult . . . .
'A hot-tempered man stirs up dissension, but a patient man calms a quarrel' . . . .

Sauron is EVIL. I thunk you knew that before now.
Why the surprise?

slimshay:
DBR abeg give Omo Ogun his due, rhyming in Yoruba is quite easy it is however not really as easy as you think to multi-in yoruba and still make sense. For a very good example of this I refer you to Photocop. 9ice really did take it to another level in there.

However the debate really was how good was Da-Grin's flow. I have no doubt he had one of the best flows on the 9ja scene, maybe you could come up with some one else you felt had better.

He had the best flow(no question about it). . . .I have all the relevant rap albums of Naija artistes since 2005 so i know what i am talking about.
Go and listen to the 2nd verse of 'Hola Hola'
I am yet to see any Naija artiste with such tenacity and hunger to cook the mic like he did on that track. Not even M.I. or Ruggedman.

slimshay:
Sauron, give it up man. DVM does not come near bad in any way at all.

Shut up your GAYnner mouth. . . .
One thing i have realised about you twats is the fact that y'all don't even sit down and scour Naija rap albums.
U only listen when Rhythm 93.7 or Raypower plays one or two tracks and then you form a useless opinion based on those 2 tracks.

In all the 22 tracks on that album, only 2 or 3 are decent and that is very poor by my own standard - i dunno about yours.

Ujujoan:
I will, if you stop acting like a bixtch!  

You are the bytch. . . . .Think about it. . . .You have everything required to be one.