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Kenny_G:
in a way yeah, but the difference here is that most of the so called UK expats are recruited from the UK and they are skilled workers; they dont end up moving their whole families, cousins, friends with them thereby over-burdening the schools and housing sectors; UK is probably one of the few countries where you get free healthcare, you see many nigerian women come in here 8 months pregnant, have their kids and then bugger off without paying a dime all because the NHS is free; how many people do I know who turn up here from their conutries just to get free treatment at the expense of taxpayers. People also tend to forget that UK is infact a small island and its policy on immigration is the reason most of the so called asylum seekers bypass many countries to get there. When you decide to place an asylum seeker in a £1m house when the citizens of that country have been on the waiting list for years and are not even considered urgent and told to make do with cheaper housing them something needs to be done.

So you are saying this is the difference between being an IMMIGRANT and an EXPATRIATE?
Ridiculous!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH,

This is like the FA cup 2005 all over again.
Arsenal managing to rip where they did not sow via penalty shoot-out.

eldee:
I think we need a word limit on NL, especially on football threads.
Why use ten lines when one will suffice??

Arsene has just one more chance . . . or Ese Sir, ewa malo.

Duduspace is a big clown. . . . . .He needs 4000 words to get a simple message across.
Everytime a club fails in this recession, he justifies Wenger's failure with it - as if Football clubs have now become investment banks.
Arsenal are a football club - first and foremost which means winning trophies should be the main objective!!!
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FFS. . . . . .If Morrison isn't the best young English player after this game, i dunno who is.
He has majorly sodomised the entire Arsenal defence but for the profligacy of United's strikers.

Wonderful strikes from 35 yards, 40 yards, smart dribblings and beautiful link up plays.

slimshay:
I read some post back Rhymstein talkin about how many multies DaGrin get sef. . . .ol boy he get plenty o, no be lie.

However on the matter of flow, I still say Da Grin was undoubtedly one of the best.

That is what i have been telling the consummate simpleton known as DBR but these knuckleheads can't see beyond Mode9.
If you tell em MI spits better, they will go gung-ho. If you think Ruggedman has a better flow, they will start foaming in the mouth.

There's nothing to dispute here, Da Grin has better flow than Mode9. . . . .There maybe other things Mode9 has got better than Da Grin . .but it's definitely not FLOW.

DBR:
Dont diss me nauuw, u sayin im becomin like u God forbid bad thing. Evenma enemies reject that one for me.
This was this same observation i called to your notice earlier. R u borrowin it or u stealin it, as always.
U r even bitin ma linez here too, good grief! U be real unrepentant klepto

Bite your lines? Are you even smart enough to write lines?
You are so foolish rainbow appears to you in black n white.

Tell u wat M[i]o[/i].ron or saurone, u'v just shown all NLer that u r one hell of an incorrigible num[i].[/i]bskull.
Go to the thread u steal lyric from ask them if d words here are Perfect rhymes.
U r just so daft , a perfect example of how smart a retarded cow can be.
Guess the concept of Perfect rhyme words and Slant rhymes dries up the goat urine u have as brain juice.

DBR, you are a brain-fart. . . . .The money spent on your child development shoulda been invested in Cocoa business.
You are a waste and a disgrace to humanity. There's nothing to slant in 'abdomen' and 'javelin'.
The rhymes are mint. . . . .Only kindergarten airheads like yourself think differently.

Hi bitter! i like your ogboju tho, u aint just a thief u r a robber!
When the lethargic spermatozoa that fertilized the rotten egg u came from only hit destination 365 days after the ape Bleep.
no wonder u r mentally slow. Culdda been worse, u lucky it wasnt a leap year.

The fact that you were born on the first of April shouldn't make you act like a retard.
Christ, even if you were born with down syndrome. . . . .50 years of blogging shoulda changed some few things about you.
If you marry a retard like you, you will produce pillocks.

Hehehe~~e don dey pain u? U need to go see your veterinary surgeon. Ever wonder why his dog far outsmarts u?
He doesnt send u pedigree for nothin u lamebrain asinwin oshi.

Gibberish. . . . . Try and be creative a bit.
You ignorant bastard.

funkybaby:
*** sighs***
alright then, if you insist.

make sure you get the specifications right: my name inscribed on the inner part of the ring. It must be 50carat gold and must be littered with olive green and pink diamonds around it

U will need to drop your name and post code then so i can have it customised and special-delivered to you by UPS.

funkybaby:
all these noise about immigration.
i think the biggest threats are the eastern europeans. . . . polish, romanians and even people from cyprus and greece.

i dunno which party really paid much attention to this 

The 'immigration' noise is what i can't stand about these useless Brits.

When a Brit emigrates to another country he wishes to be called an expatriate implying that he is something special.
If he were to be described in the host country as an immigrant, he would probably be quite insulted and file a lawsuit.

On the other hand, an expatriate Nigerian or whatever nationality in this country is described as an 'immigrant' implyiing that he is a creature of lesser value, looking out to scrounge and live on State benefits regardless of his qualifications/certifications.

The hypocrisy is sometimes nauseating.

funkybaby:
no need for that !  
we need to save every pence that we've got. . . . . with the pending VAT increase, etc.

Nah. . . . .Lemme buy the ring.
I must stay 5 steps ahead of the Ijebu boy.

ElRazur:
@Eldee, with time I am of the belief that all those weirdo parties will be voted out. Here is a comment someone posted in The Times.

"I must congratulate the honourable people of Barking who proved that they are not ignorant and are just and fair human beings who did not follow ignorance and hate politics of Nick Griffin and his alike. BNP has been shown the door by predominant whites of the area. In the end good triumphs over bad always."

A Jan.

Well, that confirms the suspicions I had about Griffin all along. He's a loser. As are the rest of his bone-headed "party."

Hope he ends up where he belongs - stacking shelves in a supermarket.

funkybaby:
yes oooooo !
we need each other to stay in this courntry.

Lemme quickly dash to Tesco then and get your ring.

eldee:
OPE OOHH!!!
Now we need to get UKIP out of my county, Yorkshire.

Meanwhile, can't the Queen use her powers to retain Brown and tell Cameron and Clegg to feck off back to the hole they crawled out from?

eldee:
What of the fact that more people voted against Cameron than for him, isn't that meant to count for something??
I think what would be fair is Lib Dems looking at both potential governments and forming a majority with the ones that best support their policies.

Why must Gordon Brown come from Scotland sef?
His Scottish roots na disadvantage jare!!!

eldee:
You have the benefit of hind-sight jare.
He was the clear winner of the TV polls . . . his troubles only started in the third debate where he couldn't stand the scrutiny.
What happened was a shock to everyone.

If we are to go with the results of the TV Polls, Lib Dem would be winning by 500 seats as we speak.
The brave men that fought the Nazis in the 40s woulda fought in vain if anyone allows Nick Griffin to become the Prime Minister.

Don't even want to think about it. . . .What a moment that will be. . .A moment to induce immediate projectile vomiting.

Kenny_G:
That's the way to go, afterall Cameron's party got the most votes/seats its only fair they are allowed to govern

The Tories have nothing to offer. . . . .It's going to be the Maggie Thatcher days all over again.
What's the correlation between the Lib Dem and the Tories sef? They have polarised manifestos in me opinion.

funkybaby:
ko ni funny rara.

We must marry this year be that o!!!!

DBR:
Deviatin'? oponu ni boy tii shaa!
No be u dey deviate. form dagirn, u enta M9, 300syllabic, multies, rhymin, all which u kno mothin bout.
I do not doubt u will write millions of barz~~im sure u'v discovered new sources to pilfer OPL(other pple's Lyrics) from. ole jatijati.

DBR, shut up your rotten mouth.
It's obvious your intelligence is too little to cope with the pace of this debate.
U can only yap and yap without actually making any sense.

If u have any iota of live brain cell, and u not a compulsive liar u wldnt publicly say i said they dont rhyme. Y not quote me?
I said Javelin and Abdomen cant rhyme witout u slantin 'em. Is that too complex for your hoolow head to comprehend?
U are d daft nincompoop that said its a Perfect rhyme.

What is there to slant in "abdomen" n "javelin"?
I am sure you had dropped out of high school before oral English classes were introduced in your village school.
In no time, you will tell us "vanity" and "amputee" don't rhyme without slanting. . . .What a doofus.

Drop and stomp wld rhyme only as slants. its no perfect rhyme. But of course u'v dodge the fact that not just 1st and 3rd words rhyme as u foolishly said. seriously i pity u, cos r folly is just so revealed to e'rbody now. sorry, u hear.
Ode oshi, ta lo sa si e bayi? eyyaaaaaa~~~

See this idiot. . . . .U agreed here that "stomp" and "drop" are rhymes but "abdomen" n "javelin" aren't.
It must be your twisted tongue. Only God knows how you pronounce Javelin. . . .Kids suffering from down syndrome will find it difficult so i aint surprised.

Hahaha.this goofball is runnin out of ideas?? Oya go your archive and dig out your insults
maybe them swear for me. But im still beta than U wey dem dey take swear for pple.
U are what every parent is prayin and fastin their children will not turn out to be. Arindin oshi

You are what every parent would be pleased to abort even if they are staunch Catholics.
I blame the recipient of your Y chromosome for not using it as Listerine.

FFS, the Tories are going to combine with Lib Dem.
I cannot stand David Cameron's face. . . . . .I think it's about time i relocate to Gambia.

dipo2much:
Thats a LAME shot,boy. Anybody here can claim false yearly subscriptions like you just did. Nobody gives a sheet if you are the one who got swindled into paying berbatov 30M Pounds.

Anybody? I will ask for your membership number and i know a database that will tell me if you are official or just fibbing.
Fans make the club, not the other way round.

I dunno why Nigerians get antsy whenever someone uses "WE" and "MY" to describe their affiliations to a football club.
Why is that logic so hard to understand? People who pay tonnes of cash every year for season tickets, subscription fees, merchandise are fully entitled to say whatever they want about their clubs.

Supporting a club is not wearing Yaba-made jersies and watching football games in viewing centres. . . . .It runs deeper than that.

dipo2much:
And how much of that wealth gets into your bank account that really makes you boast like this?  The way you said "WE are the richest ",anyone would think you are talking of your family business ? 

I think any member of ONE UNITED is qualified to make such claims.
Unlike most of y'all GAYNNERS, my yearly subscriptions pay the wages of Rooney, Berbatov and other United players.
Without people like me contributing to the cause, there will be no Man Utd.

chic2pimp:
Keep deceiving yourself.
The proof is in the pudding.
Ronaldo molested Inter the same way Olic molested you lot home and away.
We can list the amount of Great defenders both leagues have had over years and they'll be only one winner.

Olic scored 2 goals against Man Utd.
Nani scored 2 goals against Bayern.

Rooney scored 4 goals against Milan. . . .i know which one qualifies as MOLESTATION.

y me:
then i must say you havent seen a babe that drives you crazy

There are many fishes in the ocean.
For every babe that drives a man crazy, there are 50 others elsewhere that will drive him insane.

duduspace:
You forget to mention they also have the most debt in the whole of the UK? why exactly shouldn't liverpool be compared to Manure? They are both big clubs with huge trophy laden history, massive support and of course huge debts.

U forgot one thing. . . . .Fan-base.
76,000 fans come to OT every week to watch football. . . . .So what do you think? They will all disappear one night and OT will be empty?
And who's kidding you about Liverpool's massive support? Their stadium is around 40,000. How do you expect em to BREAK-EVEN when Benitez have spent close to £300 million in the last 5 seasons with a stadium capacity of 40,000.

I reiterate, only a fool will compare Liverpool to Man Utd.
The value of both clubs should be an indicator but then those indices evade you.
10 Arsenal FCs will go bankrupt before United can. . . .Man Utd is a global brand and until the whole world gets tired of football, United will continue to wax strong. The debt is no issue - it has not affected the wage/revenue ratio.

duduspace:
Some people blame the board and ask them to sell up but have they considered the problems at Manure and Liverpool where the previous boards were convinced to sell out with a rosy picture of the future being painted for them? not everyone will be lucky to have sheikh's with bottomless pockets buy them up like Man City and I believe even the emirates guys will at some point begin to demand returns from their investments at City like Abramovic is doing now at Chelsea.

Arsenal fans need to be careful what they wish for with this frustration induced hysteria mixed with a very large dose of short sightedness.

Remove United from your selfish wet dreams.
United have the biggest club stadium in the whole of UK, they rack up the biggest revenue in the whole of UK.
Stop comparing Man Utd to Liverpool. We are the richest club on the planet and 10 Arsenal FCs will crumble before Man Utd will do.

follypimpi:

U be Original Liar,legs 11 that u were speakin in terry G tongues when mirinda was whinin pon u.

It wasn't me. . . . .I have not missed Night Vigil in the last 100 days.

chic2pimp:
Well both to be quite honest.
Even players from other countries become better defenders once they step foot in Serie A.

I didn't see that quality when Rooney ran riot against Milan.
I also didn't see it when Ronaldo molested Inter Defence last season.
The whole Italian thingy is an old cliche. . . .Other leagues got better.

y me:
tell me you are kidding if there is one thing naija(playahs) guys are good at is losing composure

Exactly ma point. . . . .Naija men only lose composure when they are sick n tired of the babe.
Naija boys lose composure when they got nothing to lose. . .The worst that can happen is you leaving(which is what we want anyways).

that depends on the babe you are with dear,maybe she just wanna play along or she finks u are a saint
cause moi love playing along with them playahs and make them come back for more
but let them hit the brick when they start losing control

U never jam. . . .

BTW_________you wan wound who be ghost

You is a ghost, abeg!!!

Diva 2.0:
lol no . . . returning Sauron's greeting.

How are the kids doing, madame?

follypimpi:

Coolios,NDU.

I go open thread about how u and i hit the strip club 11 Legs,berra go wire money in me account.

I have never been to Birmingham before.

chic2pimp:
When I say International stage, I am not only talking about the champs lge you know, also worldcups and European championships.

So you are saying Italian teams have the better defence unit or Italian players are better at defending?
Abi which kind opaks you dey yarn?

follypimpi:

Duhh i knw u forgot we were in a confrence,but i asked u a question tho and u failed to reply ?

I was underground(no service to continue the BB chat).
TKB shoulda told you na. . . . .I told him i was tube-travelling.

Make u nor vex na.

follypimpi:
@Sauron

Nigga u jst no msg bck yesterday ??

I got busy, bruvva.
One sexy chic held me hostage.
Nor vex.

chic2pimp:
It's one thing doing in the Overrated EPL, it's quite another showing your skill level on the international stage.
And as we all know one league has an unbeatable record of doing just that while the other well. . . . . .

Which international stage?
The Inter team that made you utter this statement don't even have any Italian player in their defence.
AC Milan were turned inside out by Wazza. . . . . .Fulham molested Juventus and reh reh reh so what are you on about?

y me:
nah i disgaree,
you feel they are not cause the ladies play it cool and dont lose composure like the naija guys do

Cheese. . . . . .The ghost-babe is back.

Naija guys losing composure? What composure?
See dis babe. . . . .I only get CAUGHT when i wanna get caught - and that is when i am tired of the relationship.

190:
shuu see this monkey eat banana!!
who are u once again!!

It seems someone mixed menstrual blood with your food this morning.
If you don't shut that rotten mouth of yours, you will get whacked.

Ujujoan:
@ Davidi, get the real stats and call me!  

@ Sauron you can call me too . .  

Ujujoan, post the pics, we are waiting!!!

y me:
did it occur to you that there are many babes out there with the same actitude

They can't be as many as Naija men.

Diva 2.0:
https://naijazone.net/Smileys/default/huh.jpg

Rebellious ma sweetie!!!

190:
and please davidylan,Uju and ~Sauron~ can you peeps leave here and go somewhere else and make your Noise!!

Will you shut up your mouth?
Speak to me ONLY when you are spoken to.

davidylan:
On a scale of 0 - 5, 5 being excellent and 0 being Gawd ha mercy!

Pretty - 3
Height - 3
Bust - 2
Waist - 4
Hips - 4
Weight - 5
Complexion - 3
Hair texture - NA
Hymen status - 0

My boys tried so hard . . . but finally they came up with Uju's score card. Sauron salivate the more!

Bust 2? Pretty 3? Height 3?
Ujujoan, you disappoint me o.

Ujujoan:


You have the wrong data my friend!

You know say Uju plety for here. One even poster her pix one time, are you sure u r using the right specimen?

Ujujoan, don't bribe David.
Better still, post your pics?

chinesedoll:
Which one is hymen status again Pastor?

Nairaland Format. . . . .Get with the program, abeg!!!

Ujujoan:
rotflmao    
Bring on the stats boy, Sauron is salivating already!  

Make or break. . . . . .Moment of TRUTH!!!