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dayokanu:
6 months at Okija shrine would do you a lot of good with the nonsense that leaks from your skull and you spew out of your gob

Maybe if TB Joshua fellates on you after letting a camel sodomise you, your spiritual problems would be solved.

Not in that situation. The 2 CB Metzelder and Mertersacker were in the box and Lahm was on the 2nd Portuguese striker in the box.

Nani had fannied with the ball countless times turning the intestines of Lahm and Friiedrich and Ballack(buying time to allow his team-mates to get into the box) before delivering.

Friedrich RB, Hitzlsperger DM and Ballack CM were all on Nani. Do you view events from your butthole?

An adult grasshopper has more IQ than you do. . . .I am afraid.

dayokanu:
Mrs Sharon tell us how Bellamy sodomised Rio vs Man Citeh and how that didnt feature in your meaningless stats that showed Rio has a 17%loss

Which defender hasn't made mistakes against top players? Does that take away their brilliance?
Even goats can reason properly than you do. I think it's time-wasting arguing with you sometimes.

Grafite sodomised all Bayern Munich players(7 of them). . . .VERDICT: Let's hang all Bayern Munich defenders cos they are all shyte.
Your brain power will not light a cigarette.

Ibime:
@ topic,
If no be Ivanovic, then who?

Ivano-who?
I am 100% certain Rafael is better than Ivanovic.

dayokanu:
@Sharon, Its obvious your problems are deepseated. Could they be from EKiti state?
The youtube video clearly shows Lahm in the box and not one of the 3 chasing Nani but since you see things upside down, What more can we expect.

Your problem is beyond what medical technology can sort out.
It's purely spiritual.

How can Lahm the LB be on the right chasing Lahm, You have shown how demented you are everytime and each time you keep breaking your own record

When a team breaks in a counter after defending a set-piece, any defender can be stationed anywhere on the pitch to curb an incursion.
Full backs will man-mark the most advanced player of the opposing team whether he stands on the left or on the right.
If this logic evades you then you are a disgrace to all semen-carrying humans.

dayokanu:
Manures ability to score covered for Rios ineptitude but I guess this is too much for you to understand given your weak brain power

This boy is a disgrace. . . . .What kinda logic is this?
Chelsea's ability to score covers for Terry's ineptitude. . . . .Robben's goal scoring prowess covers up for foolish Bayern Munich defenders.

In a game where strikers are paid to score goals and defenders are paid to prevent goals, a useless Dayokanu whose brain woulda served a cocoa pod better thinks one department's job is meant to cover up for the other.

In the punditry of hard currency, you are the Iraqi dinar.

E.g Owen scored a last minuted goal vs Citeh that covered up for Rios disaster vs Bellamy.
Even when FACTS slam you in the face you still find excuses to show your shallow intelligence

Robben's volley also covered up for Lahm's disaster against Nani by the same token.
U better donate your brain cells to a guide dog. . . . .

dayokanu:
If you are brain dead and blind at the same time then you have absolutely no redemption.
Arne Friedrich played as RB and Lahm played as LB

I have always known you grow testicles in your brain cavity.
The move came about after Portugal broke with German defenders in disarray trying to stop Nani. . . . .
Lahm was one of the full-backs chasing Nani.

Lahm was with the second Portuguese player in the box while Ballack, Hitzlsperger and Friedrich were the ones 10m from Nani

Hehehehehe. . . . . .
Very soon, you'll tell us Lahm was in the dressing room when Nani ghosted around him to score 2 goals against Bayern.
Lahm was also down with AIDS when Nani tore him a new butthole in the Audi Tournament.
In short, Nani has never played against Lahm. . . .He played with his double who happens to be psycho-neurotic Dayokanu whose brain cells are beneath his metatarsal.

duduspace:
@Sauron
The true youth players will be meeting very soon. Manure have won their Academy league group and Arsenal have won theirs and we will be meeting in the semi finals.

Pogba will destroy the GAYnners. . . . .

Man Utd kids have won their academy league, they have won the reserves league and they trounced the Champions of the South(Aston Villa) last night to claim the National Play-Offs. Do you need any other proof?

dayokanu:
The 12 times he was on the field it was calamitous. Wasnt he the one Bellamy sodomised and I am not talking about Olic's despoil here

Rio Ferdinand
P12 W9 D1 L2

Loss % = 0.17

Richard Dunne
P34 W15 D13 L6

Loss % = 0.17

Thomas Vermaelen
P33 W22 D4 L7

Loss % = 0.21

John Terry
P36 W25 D5 L6

Loss % = 0.17%
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If these stats don't make you sound like a consummate airhead, nothing else would.

dayokanu:
Try and watch games and dont depend on match reports

Nani crossed from the Portguese Left wing while Lahm played as a LB. You keep embarassing yourself here everytime

If you weren't born with permanent astigmatism, you shoulda seen Lahm chasing Nani as Nani turned his intestines inside out before delivering that peach of a cross. 3 players were chasing Nani, one of em was Lahm.

dayokanu:
Rio contributed in no small way to Manures horrible form this season.

He became a personification of CALAMITY

Yes, let's blame it on Rio who has only appeared 12 times in 37 league games United have played this season.
Anuofia!!!

dayokanu:
Did you watch the games or you just heard from People?
Nani was nowhere near Lahm in the first leg. He was with Badstuber all day.

Who was Nani with when he scored 2 goals for the first time in his United career?
Batsheba?

Nani vs Lahm in national team? When Lahm has dealt with the best Portuguese player time and again.

Who did Nani sodomise to provide the goal assist that got Portugal's only goal in the 2nd half against Germany?
Nani came on as a sub and he reduced Lahm's value in 10 folds in the little time he was on the pitch.

Nani ko Billy ni

Lahm will pee in his pants the next time he sees Nani.

dayokanu:
When was this? Have you started drinking tombo with those Port Harcourt militants.

The Demichelis and Van Buyten are taking their team to the finals Rio is in England watching Manure slip. As he is right now, He cant even play Falcons defence.

I would rather go with Yinka Kudaisi and Kikelomo Ajayi in defence

Whatever Demichelis and Van Buyten are going to achieve this season, Rio already did in 2008 and 2009.
Rio played in 2 European finals back to back and he formed the best defensive partnership in Europe for 18 months. . . .

Demichelis and Van Buyten can never EVER clean Rio's boots.
I'm sure a fool like you will argue Ribery/Robben are better than Ronaldo/Messi because ROBBERY are playing in the Final and the latter are sitting at home playing PS3.

I need tkb to send me some USD to buy you some artificial intelligence.

dayokanu:
Because when I asked Altintop he said Evra deserves to be playing for Omidiran babes of Osogbo and not even a male football club

And when we asked Nani. . . .He said he has never sodomised a defender so smoothly like he did Phillip Lahm over two legs.
The only time Nani has scored TWICE in a single match for Man Utd, it was because he was playing against a useless Lahm. . . .
Nani said he hopes they meet again in South Africa where he will use Lahm as a step to build his world-class status.

dayokanu:


http://www.goal.com/en/news/3069/goalcom-club-player-of-the-season/2010/05/04/1907717/goalcom-special-who-is-bayern-munichs-player-of-the-season

And yet Lahm was responsible for at least 3 of the 4 goals scored by Man Utd in both ties.
Evra was only culpable for the last minute goal in Munich.

Goal.com journalists are the most useless. There's a thin line between success and failure for these ignoramuses.
Mourinho became a god/Guardiola became an amateur on the back of Bojan's disallowed goal.

If that goal had counted(a decision 100% dependent on the referee), Guardiola woulda become a genius and Jose woulda been a failure.
Jose's iron cast defence that has been lauded by sports journalists across the world woulda been condemned as mediocres.

Eastbay:
^^^^
His age might be a factor.Fergie signs his defenders young,mostly.
And besides,he's already a City player.
I doubt he'd be bold enough to cross that dividing line in Manchester.

He's not moving directly from Citeh to Man Utd so i doubt that will count.
Dunne is Irish. . . . .He has nothing to do with the Manchester history bullshyte.

Eastbay:
I'd say Dunne,though not by much.
A few guys down the league have done well this season.
On present form, Michael Dawson is it.
Vermaelen can't be the best because Arsenal have conceeded more this season than last.That's an indictment on his part.

Fergie should sign Dunne this summer.
He cannot cost more than £10 milla, can he?
Dunne will be a perfect back-up for Rio Ferdinand who lost his spine in a Berlin brothel(shagging Rummenigge's mistress).

tkb417:
whatever its based on

UTD will still be higher than Bayern

2 finals and a Q-final in 3 yrs will be >>>>>>>>>>>>> than [b]1 final in 3 yrs [/b]abi no be so

1 final in 10 yrs, you mean?

BLAOWWWWWWWWWWWWW,

Jack shot HER TWICE at close range. . .
What a HIT!!!!!

Kinezeala:
How many of una don hear dis sng,it so so touching!

It's the best track on his album. . . . .

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF651dLR8iQ&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"[/flash]

He was at his illuminating best telling his fans how he suffered back in the days.
From carrying sand-fillings in construction sites to how he's stolen before and how close he was to killing before.
That track was world class and for the first time in Naija hip-hop, a Yoruba rapper used classic multis in his lyrics.

Da Grin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mode-9.

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]WTF!

That's just a funny pic.[/color]

Is that your hubby?

bilqiss:
making out means like, heavy petting I think. What we locally call "smooching" ( the "ch" sounds more like "ssh". Abeg I don't really know sha. Don't really know the point of the topic either .

Mama-gee meant MAKE-OUT, not MAKE-UP.
But why does Mamagee wanna make out in public?

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]I was discussing this with my friends and they told me One Can't make up in Nigeria without being abused by the elderly Citizens or by the Cyclists,What's with this tradition?[/color]

Make-up??

eldee:
The same way she did it for the first two years.
The only factors that have changed since then is time, so why can't she continue??

Naivety played a major role in the first 2 years.
Right now, she knows better so it's going to be a tad difficult for her to keep living on 10 quid per month.

It's a chess game, she's obviously not as strong as her mum, so she needs to back down.
Once she's a dependant . . . she'll have a voice and her mum will know she has to chill.
Then she can even threaten a legal battle against her mum if she wants to reclaim all what she gave her in the past if she wants.

How strong is the mum? Forcing one's daughter to work overtime = strength?

eldee:
If she has endured this for two years, she might as well endure it for another two years and get her passport.
It's not like she's not being fed or sumn, all she needs to do is to get her passport and fight back.

This is more about being smart than anything else . . . let her see it as an investment into her thing.
Besides the whole rights thing is not as easy as we think it is, at the end of the day, she could deprive herself of some things for the common good, instead of raising dust that's settled for two years.

I'd advice her to just chill till her status is settled before taking any steps, because a mum this evil will prolly have a way to battle with her if push comes to shove.

Eldee, you are WICKED!!!
Wait two more years? Howwwwwwwwwww?

arkinses:
Get your facts straight young man. Its 18!

U don kolo FINALLY!!!

javalove:
@topic

Funny enuff i v tot about this topic a few days back. . but I was particular about Modenine. .

If modenine dies, omo It will not just be a Nigeria thing. . It will be a global thing. Thats when we will appreciate him more. Thats when heads who never tot he had both local and international acclaim will be proved wrong. South Africa will stand still, Ghana will be shut. .and other African countries. . and talking about funeral, enuff international artistes will troop in. . Proverb from South Africa, Toni Blackman (A lecturer and a hiphop artiste) from NY, Talib Kweli, Legendary KRS One might not be dere but he wud have some words for him. .Kain Schef from Germany. . most especially rappers from SA. .

Thats the time u will know that Modenine has fans. .

and thats the time FAKE IDIOTS will start saying good stuffs about him. .

Anywayz, WE DONT WISH MODENINE DEAD NOW!!! HE WONT DOE NOW!!!!!!!!!!


#Javalove. . unless otherwise stated. . .!

If Modenine dies tonight, nobody will remember how he lived, never mind what killed him.
WTF is Modenine in the grand scheme of things?
Mode 9 ko, F9 ni.

nellaluv:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/262764_demmisab11_1_jpgb55e5638952780fc2dcd74049da822ae

WTF?? ?? ?? ??

Jesus Wept!!!!

dayokanu:
http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/05/03/manchester-united-consider-ambitious-move-for-24m-dutch-master/

Sir Alex Ferguson is ready to switch his attentions from one Bayern Munich star for another. The Manchester United boss has been furiously chasing French international Franck Ribery for the best part of a year but are apparently more interested in bringing in former Chelsea and Real Madrid winger Arjen Robben.

The 26 year old Dutch international has been in incredible form this season scoring 20 goals as he helped the German side to within touching distance of a German title (only an incredible series of results can prevent Bayern Munich taking the Bundesliga crown) and a Champions League final against Inter Milan.

After spending two seasons at the Bernabeu where he did his best to prove himself to a succession of managers, Louis Van Gaal elected to snap up the former PSV man for £24m, one of the first signings the Bayern manager completed.

Robben has been bombing down the wings with great effect, reminding many of the ability he possessed in his early Stamford Bridge days. Ferguson may feel he will have more luck trying to bring in Arjen than Ribery and is looking to snap up more creative talent and has been told by the Glazers that money will be made available to bring in new signings despite Manchester United being heavily in debt

Rubbish!!!
Not even a single quote from Man Utd or Arjen Robben to support this claim and yet you think this story is credible.
I think you need to buy an IQ booster. . . . . .One needs an electron microscope to count your IQ.

chic2pimp:
I remember quite well at the beginning of the season, Pundits and Journalists alike were raving on about Vermaleen.
They were all calling him the Premier League signing of the season. How things change

Signing of the season has to be Richard Dunne. . . . .He's been an absolute BEAST in the heart of the Villa defence.

ayusman16:
d only solution is 4 d board 2 sack wenger else d trophyless season continues next year. He seems 2 av lost his touch.

I disagree with you.
Arsene Wenger is better than Jose Mourinho.

nateevs:
This is crazy.
Arsenal were supposed to be in the title race.
Fast forward to end of season, they will finish 11pts behind league winners maybe even 14pts.

They have the EASIER run-in.
Arsenal were supposed to win all the remaining games.

Awwwwwwww, look at Samba's twin boys. . . . .Blackburn are really enjoy themselves with their lap of honour.
What a better club to sodomise than Arsenal.