₦airaland Forum

funkybaby:
try another line.

5   you are more gentle than i thought. . . . how nice !

so soon?  

chic2pimp:
Don't deny Sharon what is rightfully his jor.
You Ekitis should stick together .
Oya kiss, make up and have. . . . .  

P:S Abeg don't report to me my Iyawo ooo.

heryyy:
I will start putting pressure on her,she has to do something, I am very upset now

funkybaby:

mba! no way !
i am not taking any chances.

its not rocket to know that one sauroness shot from you equals to ibeji !

i never ready to start breas.t feeding. i love my perky t.its as them dey !  

funkybaby:
Sauron !!!!!! o lenu jor ! 

funkybaby:

Sauron ! How many times will i tell you that this honeycious puss is taken ? Eh?
Look elsewhere !  

ayettymama:
sauron be memorizing my biography! your ready to sit the jamb- ayettymama 101

heryyy:
I have told her to call the cops,but she is scared she doesnt want to get her mom into any trouble also she keep saying her mom has really suffer for she and her younger ones and she is trying to understand where her mom is coming from and all she ask for is increase in salary  

Her mom also said she is not living her house until she gets married  

doyin13:
I have it on good authority Chic2pimp is a chick.

heryyy:
No she is not telling lies and beside she doesnt ask me for money

doyin13:
keep shrugging oo. . . .See as dem just collect Sauron from your hand.

Who will be licking your seasoning now. . . .

coolier:
How daft is she? Answer the question because she doesn't have to come home with money at the end of the month. She's 21, an adult, lives in UK, it's her call.

chic2pimp:
Abi ooo. Don't mind those boyzzzz jare.
Doyin and Chamosex I see una oooo  
Oya sharon hold on to your wifey jor

Wetin I go take Esther do? House Girl
Abeg person like me wey dey turn down Nia Long's of this world no fit do your Esther's of this world.

ayettymama:
gathering of the ayettymama fan club-nice to see im highly appreciated- like they dont all dream of me at night- yea go ahead and decieve urself on here nobody pays someone they dont like soo much attention push the feelings away and deny your not in love with me- sure if it makes u feel better

so who will head this fanclub??

doyin13:
@Sauron
See this cross breed of Luke Chadwick and Phil Neville.

heryyy:
Its not about opening a new account,its about the salary she gets everymonth,as long as she keeps working she has to come home with money at the end of the month.

Her mom refuse she is not going anywhere because she is just 21yrs

chic2pimp:
We all know that is Impossicant

Abeg comot that side jor.
You wey dey drool at the mention of her name. shior

doyin13:
hehehehehe. . . .Sauron as David Beckham. . . .heheheheheheheh
hee haw hee haw hee haw.

So scummies have a sense of humor.

chamotex:
Doyin13 as Taye Taiwo

heryyy:
There is no way she will get paid and her mom wont ask her for the money even if she open a new bank account,she lives with her mom and she is trying to change her visa status soon to dependant so her mom force her to work more hour !

chamotex:
I sniffed henny

Are you in anyway implying that you are David Beckham and Ayetty is Kemistry?

At least she can rap

ayettymama:
sauron im glad u no

chic2pimp:
God Will Punish You, Oloshi

P:S Ayetty dey find you oooo.
She talk say she dey find Ekitit Groom

chamotex:
Like say you go show up . . . . . u just get mouth like OBJ

Don't talk about my friend like that

heryyy:
My girlfriend is in a big problem and i need your advice on what to do,i dont know what to tell her because the problem is between she and her mom and i think i have no right to intervene.

GOOD NEWS, She got a student visa to london 2yrs ago by the help of her mom that has been here for many yrs,she got a job at the train station as a cleaner and she earn about £900 monthly (Aprrox. Two Hundred Thousand Naira) she works from 5am to 2pm and another from 5pm to 10pm whenever she's off from college.

BAD NEWS, She has been working for 2yrs at the train station and got paid but unfortunately her salaries goes to her mom's pocket and at the end she ends up getting £10 out of £900 everymonth ! (Hard to believe but true) Now She complain she is tired and fedup of this as her mom wont consider her stress and pain at work,even if she needs to buy things for her self her mom wont give her the money.

Her name is Seun, 21yrs,she rang me and explain what happen today,this is how it goes ,

SEUN, Mom please i need to discuss something important with you

MOM, Ok go ahead what is it

SEUN, Mom for how long am i going to do this ?

MOM, Do what

SEUN, Mom,i've been working so hard for good 2yrs but at the end i get so little or nothing.

MOM, What are you talking about !

SEUN, Mom i understand we need to pay my younger brothers school fee in Nigeria as our dad left us alone,only for you to take care of us and our responsibility and u need to finish your uncompleted building at Ikorodu.

MOM, Yes you are right,

SEUN, But mom please i just want to beg you to please consider me a little bit as you know its not easy to wake up very early in the morning (5am) everyday inside the heavy cold especially at this winter time to work and at the end i get almost nothing in return.

MOM, Will you go straight to the Point !

SEUN, Mom please dont get upset,i know u have been the one taken care of me but,

MOM, But What !, How dare you talk to me like that !, I have been the one taken care of you,your father left you and your brothers at a very young age,i work so hard to get my self to london so i can raise you,i am the one who paid for your school fee ! I paid for your flight ticket to London it cost me 165,000 Naira,U have been living in a free house,did u ever ask how i pay for the rent ! your father is in germany with a white woman enjoy his life ! Has he ever send you £1 since u got here ? He is the one who is supposed to pay for everything to get you here but he keeps coming up with different escusses

SEUN, Mom i am sorry please forgive me i didnt meant to upset you and i am not saying you shouldnt take all of my salary,all i ask for is you add £5 to the £10 u usually give me at the end of every month,even the £10 u give me u still come back to get £6 out of it some times,My Bank Card (ATM CARD) is with you,you withdraw all the money as soon as i get paid,mom please forgive me if i have offend you but i am fed up getting £10 out of £900 everymonth for good 2yrs

MOM, I knew you were going to do this to me ! I knew it !, The whole money i spent to brought you here i havent made it back !

SEUN, Mom ! What are you talking about ! Do you mean i have to pay you back the whole money,is that why you have been doing this to me ! (In Tears) Mom you make me sad for what you just said ! U have been taken all my money so you can make your money back ! You have been using my salary to complete your house in Lagos and telling me its still going to be mine when u passed away,have you forgotten that i am a woman like you and i will have to go to my husband's house,have you forgotten i have 2 younger brothers ? How can a claim your house,i am hoping to build mine and not hope on yours

MOM, How dare you talk to me like that ! GBOSAAAA (Heavy Slap) 

SEUN, (Crying)  Mom ! One day u will go to work,come back home and find me dead ! I am fed up with you not appreciating what i've been doing for you,i am not saying you shouldnt take my money but u need to show me u appreciate my effort in supporting you ! U said u have been the one taken care of me,i appreciate that but dont use that as an escuss cos its your responsibility !

She rang me and told me the lattest trouble she is facing with her mom, she is so confussed and ask for an advice,i dont know what to tell her than to calm her down, Please we need your advice !

chic2pimp:
I hope say fyne gyals go plenty ooo.
Make I no reach there come see butters chick

dayokanu:
If he was smart in the first place, He should be in a University and not in a Poly

ElRazur:
Lwkmd. After the long journey I wonder if you will have the appetite for clubbing, let alone Don P and woman.

follypimpi:
Jaybee just come thru will put i go defo link u wit enuf babes

@Suara
Am offering u a bottle of Don P with a lady of your choice in the club

@Chic2Pimp

Omo this is a chance 2 show urself oooo,come thru now

jalether:
Sauron, on what basis is Aguero worth £40 million, that's the crux of this debate

jalether:
How many goals and assist did Aguero cop?

chic2pimp:
Dude she'll fit you perfectly .
You two will be the Ekiti version of Jigga and Bee .
Love In Siberia!!!

dayokanu:
Scholes and Roy Keane are two United players whom at their peak I wont mind having at Bayern.

I think Roy Keane needs to come came and bit--chslap all those Carrick, Berbatov and co into the reality of the game

jalether:
Yes of course, He outshone messi in the WCQ's to the extent that maradona had to drop him to the bench for Martin Palermo

chic2pimp:
Look @ you yabbing your fellow Ekiti brethren
You better apologize cuz you neva know she might be the Lady you'll marry when return to Ekiti to choose a bride

lalaboi:
Me2. . . Left to me, i would rather see a tall striker come in than a midget. . . Sometime we result to long balls when they short of ideas. . . How aguero go win headers like drogba does?. . .
Unless he'll play more of an advanced attacking midfielder or winger!
As a winger, he'll score less and his transfer fee will be questioned!. . .

https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2010/3/6/1267907995203/Paul-Scholes-001.jpg
The strange thing is that Paul Scholes has never had much of a look-in when the player of the year awards have been decided, even when he was that bit younger and quicker. The little ginger doyen of the Manchester United midfield has never had to fix a bow tie and mumble a few lines of acceptance. But then, you know it's the last thing Scholes would want when he could be at home in Saddleworth, playing with Arron, Alicia and Aiden and getting ready for training the following day.

A word that is often applied to Scholes is "shy". But how can a man who gives the impression he is on first-name terms with the ball in front of 75,000 people every other Saturday, with millions watching on television, be shy? Scholes is not shy. He just has his routine: pull on your boots, do your best, get in the car and go home. The rest, as Harvey Keitel's character said in Mean Streets, is bullshit.

Scholes is very much from the "the rest is bullshit" school. He doesn't do interviews. He doesn't walk red carpets. He doesn't have a flashy car with smoked-out windows. You won't see his autobiography in the megastore or a six-page spread in Hello! Scholes is a reminder of what footballers used to be like and what many of us wish they could be again.

A reluctant hero, however, is still a hero. Ask Wayne Rooney, who is accumulating all this season's individual trophies, to name his favourite player and without hesitation he will say Scholes. Sir Alex Ferguson regards the midfielder as "one of the best football brains Manchester United have ever had". Edgar Davids: "We can all learn from Paul Scholes." Marcello Lippi: "Scholes would have been one of my first choices for putting together a great team." Zinedine Zidane: "My toughest opponent? Scholes." All this when Scholes, bless him, still has trouble differentiating between a fair tackle and a pub-side hack.

One day last week Ferguson was asked why Michael Carrick could not get in the United team. "What can I do?" he replied, his eyes wide, his arms outstretched. "What are you saying? Drop Scholes?" His voice probably demanded an exclamation mark as well.

A couple of weekends before the blood in the veins of United's supporters had been turned to wine with a goal out of nowhere against Manchester City, 17 seconds from the end of stoppage time. It was classic Scholes: the elusive little run, a twisting header, a yelp of joy and, finally, that familiar smile and punch of the air.

Last week, against Tottenham Hotspur, he was the outstanding player again. Opta statistics show that only Chelsea's Mikel John Obi has a better pass percentage rate. Of Scholes's 1,497 passes this season, 89.58% have reached their target. He was the Premier League's most accurate passer last season (90.69%) and its third in 2007-08 (89.7%).

Scholes's colleagues speak of him in almost disbelieving tones. "He'll do ridiculous things in training," Rio Ferdinand says. "He'll say: 'You see that tree over there?' – it'll be 40 yards away – 'I'm going to hit it.' And he'll do it."

Or another target will be identified. "Gary Neville was having a piss one day, 45 yards away, by a fence," Ferguson remembers. "Scholes whacked him right in the arse."

Scholes's form has brought suggestions that Fabio Capello might make one last attempt to coax him back into the England squad. Scholes retired from international football at 29, when he had much more to give. "It's a shame he didn't play for England more," Steve Bruce, Sunderland's manager, said of his old team-mate before Sunday's game at the Stadium of Light. "In the last two decades Scholes is arguably as good as you get in the Premier League."

But Capello has decided to leave it and you get the feeling Scholes doesn't care what the media – or anyone outside of Old Trafford – thinks. He had stopped enjoying going away with England. Yes, there is a World Cup looming, but Scholes has just signed a one-year contract and – in his mind, at least – stepping away from England is one of the reasons why he is still going strong at the age of 35.

Capello has tried to talk him round. It was a short conversation. Now, one of the Italian's colleagues points out that the "Scholes for England" issue never gets raised when the player has not done so well. And there have been a few games this season when Scholes has fallen below the levels he sets himself. That level, however, is one to which most footballers can only aspire.

"People say he is a great player, but you have to define what a great player is," says Peter Schmeichel, the former United goalkeeper. "For me, it is a player who has a bottom level that means his worst performance is not noticed. If he is having a bad game, a team-mate might feel Paul Scholes is not quite on his game, but a spectator wouldn't notice. Scholes, of all the players I have played with, has the highest bottom level."

ElRazur:
You need more than two weeks, but I have learn not to underestimate my enemy.

It may happen soon, or during summer. We just need more than three people. So far, I am sure Saga, you and me are the ones that I know that are in. We need more people, then we can charge a tenner a head or something. KFC and prize money.

davidylan:
men you guys make me wish i moved to the UK instead.