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tosyne55:
Dear nairalanders, I'm a profitable forex trader
But the reason for the partnership been that I need some capital
All I need is someone who is ready to partner with me with #80k, and I will make 100% of that money for you in a month, your account can never get blown
Am not using your 80k to trade, but I will use it to pay for a $25000 dollar account with which I can trade, so I have a good trading power.
Once.i make a profit of 5percent which is $1250, the company shares profit with me ,so I will be able to pay you 100 percentage in just on e month.
Account can never blow, worst case scenario is that after a month I haven't met the company's 5percent target, the account is locked and I pay another 50 k to unlock it, so let's say worst case scenario, because I'm not God who is 100 percent perfect, I then Mee target in 6 weeks max instead of four weeks given At the end of the day I still meet target and we are in profit because once I meet target, i will be paid #230k
It's still a win win situation.
Now this is the most interesting part where you would ask if my signals are that good, I'm I actually ane xprienced trader, for clarification of that I will drop my Whatsapp number here to add anyone to a group where I give free signals, and you will see for yourself that my signals are 99percent accurate, no jokes, Im that good , yes 99 percent acct
Contact me on WhatsApp to be added
07067960470
Let's make some cool cash come next year
�. merry Christmas and happy new year in advance

80K is not that much. I think it's better for you to ask your friends and relatives to lend you the money

shilz:
I walked into an access bank branch in benin to withdraw money from my savings account today,filled my form and met a teller.the teller after checking the account for few mins asked me to go see the customer care attendant that I can't withdraw from my account.i met the customer care attendant,he asked me to thumbprint.which I did,then he directed me to another attendant who is to capture me.
Before capturing the new attendant asked me several questions which includes my name and the branch I opened the account which replied.,he said the account isn't mine,and the pictures up there isn't mine.i asked to see what was up there, to my surprise it was someone else,a strange picture and name using my account but a different bvn.instead of access bank accepting they made a mistake the stupid workers there asked me to go back to the branch I opened an account since over ten years to go rectify the issue.it was then I got really pissed at them the branch manager and one other woman insulted me in the process and I retaliated.how careless can a bank be? because I returned their insult the manager said they won't help me.i angrily left the bank without my money.
Ignore my mistake as I am still tensed at the moment.is it possible for and account to have different persons as owner?if I didn't have my bvn I would have been tagged a criminal.it was my bvn that was different from the other person.what do I do please.

No bank manager will insult a bank customer, if he or she does that he could likely loose his job if it turns out that the person he insulted is a bank inspector playing the role of a mystery customer

You are most likely the one who first insulted them and they probably shot back to defend themselves.

When narrating a story online you need to be truthful, we are not all fools here!

Kriss216:
You have over 10K Likes. That's a lot of money, you know Lol

Let him go and collect the money let us see

You don't owe her anything

I don't blame the man

These days people will do anything to get attention!

luemz:
Good Evening Esteemed Nairalanders,
I know this platform has been of great help to many of its users and I hope to get some help here. please spare few minutes of your precious time to read my story. thanks.
Advice, Referral, Insights are all welcomed.
An outsourcing agent of a company here in Ogun state was doing recruitment and I got a call from one of the persons I had shared with that I am looking for a job.
He called me to submit my CV. I did and few days later, I was invited for an interview at the company. From the invitation, it was scheduled to start by 8:00 am.
In my usual nature of keeping to time, I was already at the company by 7:33 am. Before 8:30 am, I and some other persons that came had been inducted (safety precautions and all that). We were directed to the reception where we waited for over 5Hours (Yes!) With intermittent “sorry for the delay, we’d start soon”.
Long story short, the interview started at about 2:56 pm, and when it was my turn, I went in. It was actually a warm and good interview session. After the interview, I was quite confident of getting the offer to be honest. In fact the Quality Control manager right there confessed she’d love to work with me.
It was quite unfortunate that 10 days later, I got a call from one of the persons on the interview panel. He told me he’s Sorry, and that I had done really well in the interview coupled with my class of Degree, they won’t be giving me the job because I am “overqualified” for the job.
Really? Overqualified? Please I just want to learn, work, and earn!. The last time I felt this depressed, and devastated was probably when I lost my dad. With encouragement from close friends (Some teased me and said "wahala for who get First class oh" ...lol) and family, I am back and ready to face the challenges.
So please, I am out here in need of a job that would first, stimulate and give me opportunity for growth while I use my skills and knowledge to add value to the company. I hold a B. Sc. Microbiology and I have experience working as a quality control/ safety personnel in a FMCG company. I’m also opened to internship opportunities in an ever changing and dynamic environment. I also have experience working in the NGO sector. Please any one with links or that can recommend me for a job would be highly appreciated.
P.S: I’m available to travel with preferred location as Ogun, Rivers, Lagos, Calabar, Akwa Ibom etc. In this order.
you can check me out on LinkedIn via
https://www.linkedin.com/in/emmanuel-james-690442175
Or reach me via
Zero 70 Three Three 20 97 three 1.
Thanks and God bless you all.
I'm sorry this is posted here.
please Mod help me take to front page for wider view.
Seun Lalasticlala

If that company had employed you I can guarantee that after 6 months you would have opened another thread here to complain that you are being underpaid by your employer!

Good luck in your search for a better paying job

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo.[/color]

Please upload a sharp pic not this one that looks like it was taken with a cheap phone

Where was he declared Time magazine's person of the year?

ahnie:
gather here if you remember oceanic bank that year.

Oceanic Bank was not a microfinance bank

Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.

You keep typing this shit all over Nairaland, is your brain paining you?

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No pics?

At10tion:
your account management will be zero! You are just looking for whom you can play with his money for personal gains! It doesn't work that way! It's only a fool that will fall for this trap, knowing fully well that the market is risky.

You're just looking for person you'll eat his money on daily basis and when you blow the account, you run, e no consign you! Nonsense.

A professional and discipline trader won't ask for daily sharing. Forex is not your father's company. You didn't state the guiding principles of your trading activities, all you know is $10k and daily profit sharing, uncle swerve.

Don't mind that guy.

He has never seen $K before and has never actually traded with his own money.

AlexVatt please come and show us evidence of accounts you have actually grown before

They should have encased his casket in concrete during burial

This guy possibly had more than 15 children!

CalliDora1:
Some people think being light skinned means beautiful. Also remember beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

She's just ok.

Very true!

ThiagoKid:
She belongs to the street...

I'm sure you reached that conclusion by looking into a crystal ball!

jornwhite:
As much as it is a big issue to you, i think sex position is one of the most trivia reasons to lose what you have .... both of you are virgins which means a good boy married a good gurl unlike men, women place so much value on there body so expect her transition from a good gurl to a IndecentStar to take time.
The problem here is a good boy can't corrupt a good gurl, ever wondered why good gurls settle more for bad boyz.
i am sure you didnt marry solely because of doggy or oral, she is giving you sex @least, i will advice you exercise more patience with her, marriage is a long journey which means you have all the time in the world to turn her to your preference ... to facilitate the process try to be more naughty around her, am sure you guys live alone explore every location, she might react or act up buh never hesitate express ur naughtiness freely without minding the look on her face, cos that is what wil trigger her to switch. deliberately turn her on nd insist it either doggy or gudnite

Sex is not a trivial issue. It's a very important matter in a relationship

Casalindal:
What attention?? Because I’m expressing myself and keeping people up on what is happening around me? Which please

Since you put it that way, remember to tell us the next time your menstruation starts

ZaRuleOfLaw:
I was told that a closed mouth is a closed destiny, which is why I'm taking this step. I want a wife.
I'm from the flat head region, in my early thirties, five feet eleven inches in height, slim like Di Maria, oyinbo pepper. my conscience is still alive, I have an INTJ personality, can be hilarious in the right company but not quick to make friends (observant and sensitive). Have a bachelor's degree which I ain't using at the moment. Trying my hands in business. A hopeless romantic (something else in za oza room). In love with ICT.

I want a lady below 30 years for marriage. She must hate cheating (important). Preferably based in America or Europe or planning to migrate in future (naija don cast), with a good conscience and healthy source of income. Also willing to support her husband grow financially. Other things are secondary.

If you fall into this category or close, kindly send me a pm so we can discover our compatibility. You can also recommend someone you know. SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY

You should also make sure you're a premium suitor

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Female

A female sniffing the undies of another female, she probably has a problem somewhere

This was an assassination and has nothing to do with cattle herders

jaszplus12:
All I know is: don't trust ANY WOMAN.
Just turn her down stylishly o...if you're too harsh in doing it she will likely scheme against you and you will be seen as a rapist... women NEVER accept blame when they're wrong... they'll rather be hospitalized and make it seem like your "accusations" led to their illness.
OP thread carefully. Once you resume work...it will help you keep away from her.
I'm seriously wondering why these days women feel no qualms about trying to get laid! Even married ones!! I've 3 of them (married oh) almost destroying my phone with nudes!! It was like play like play o....and guess what? I'm not even 700km close by...and I'll never get any closer...

Married women sending nudes to you? Are you sure the pics they sent are not pics they downloaded from the internet?

Pegi23:
You think me acting as your fiancee will be free. Bros all na business ��. I will deal with her for u that she will pay out immediately

So you can't even do this thing free for him, I hope you know you will be eating free food in his house

Finally

Fiction!

Nutcase spotted!

All this drama is just a publicity stunt

Ok, we have heard the ranting of a frustrated soul.

What's the next news?