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Food / Re: Iced Water Makes A Comeback As Price Of Sachet Water Skyrockets (pic, Video) by savanto: 6:02pm On Feb 24
Multiversed:


I had an Intel price of water will skyrocket few days ago. So I bought Ten Bags at the rate of N350 each.

Oh! Congratulations dear, but I was just thinking aloud and pondering on how long the 10 bags of 'pure water' would last you in this period of Tinubulation.

Water guard may be of help or use electric stove when there is power to boil your water, especially at midnights.

Las las, we will survive the peace.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by savanto: 4:32pm On Feb 21
KunlexyInc1:


Is this fan still available? If yes, can you accept 10k?
What location in Lagos?
Sports / Re: Why Do Footballers Wear This by savanto: 12:56am On Feb 09
It serves as handkerchief due to its convenience when compared with the conventional handkerchiefs.

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Health / Re: Francis Dooga, Retired Soldier Commits Suicide Over Hardship In Benue (Graphic) by savanto: 12:37pm On Jan 30
The deceased's predicament reminds me of the story a Nairalander once wrote here- "Thorns in my boots".

The story correlates with this scenery.
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Made Childless Couples To Exchange Spouses –ex-worker by savanto: 7:20pm On Jan 12
Curious345:
TB Joshua was a criminal.

Talk is cheap, please show us proof please.

No offence.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by savanto: 9:41pm On Dec 30, 2023
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"The more things change, the more they remain the same"

Quality20:
In the past, many pastors married and converted ashewo women and they became responsible and religious but these days, many guys flow with hookup girls.

Guys can u really marry those religious hookup babes u are dating or u guys are only having fun? Are u trusting enough of ladies? Remember some of them only did hookup because of some problems bordering on finances, like been with younger siblings who need money or sick parents etc.
Romance / Re: Girls, What Part Of A Men's Body Attract You? by savanto: 11:39pm On Dec 06, 2023
Dyt:
I love beautiful nails b it toe or finger
nice skin(any colour)
wonderful lips
nice eyes
n must rili b fyn
top it all jst a fragrance cld draw me nearer

Dyt, are you in earnest?
Autos / Re: 2007 BMW 5 Series 525xi Nigerian Neatly Used Car For Sale by savanto: 9:44am On Oct 28, 2023
[quote author=kingreign post=126655798]

Is this a joke?

Dey play grin grin[/quote

Hmmnn! I was about asking same question.
Business / Re: Plastic Drums For Sale In Lagos by savanto: 8:15pm On Mar 25, 2023
Heartbender:
We have 500 pieces of 220 litres plastic drums for sale
Location: Lagos
Price: 17k per drum
Agency fee: 5%
WhatsApp: 07019342806
Call: 09161822904


It’s obvious that you are part of Nigeria’s problems. It’s folks like you that will first condemn your counselor, local government chairmen etc for incompetency and corruption.
Happy sales anyway….what do I know sef?

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Romance / Re: I Met A Girl On Runsgram But Now I’m In Love. by savanto: 3:38pm On Feb 21, 2023
Flettyboy:


@OP,

You can learn a thing or two from me but it’s too sensitive to pen down here.

You can send an email via NL method quoting this topic and I will do my best to respond.

Cheers!

She’s beautiful, no doubt!
But there isn’t any void within me to fill.
Honestly, this isn’t something I usually feel. Me going to the site was because of how the original poster on Snapchat captioned it. Tho I don’t have a girlfriend but oh yeah, i do have some females friends of which we aren’t dating but consensually having intimacy.
And what’s more, I’ve met quite handful amount of pretty girls who are into runs and stuffs like that, but I have never had this kind of feelings towards them.
The thing is so confusing.
Once I decided to just help and free her, my heart starts playing tricks on me, and the moment I decided to pursue these feelings, and work something out with her, then my brain starts kicking against it.
I’m fighting my self right now.
for a fact, I know that sometimes, who we are is far different from how we are really living, choose to live or have lived, what we do doesn’t define our personality all the time. Life situations isn’t a one size fits all.
But thanks for the advice. I’ll ponder over it and will apply wisdom in making a decision soon.
But by the way, if there’s any real life scenarios anyone can share with me that’s similar to this topic, pls do, it will help a brother. I might learn a thing or two from it.
Business / Re: How Much Do POS Operators Charge In Your Vicinity? by savanto: 3:05pm On Feb 06, 2023
3,000 charge for 10,000 in this part of Delta State, what a bomboclaat!!!!
Autos / Re: Honda Civic 2009 (used) by savanto: 6:10pm On Sep 27, 2022
Location?
Family / Re: My First Son Arrived Today, His Name Peter Obi Akpaka by savanto: 7:42pm On Aug 31, 2022
Congratulations Zubby
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by savanto: 12:35pm On Feb 27, 2022
Upon further deliberation based on constructive criticisms I received here regarding the complete set of sofa posted recently, I have reviewed the price and it’s now N100k firm. The double did not appear in the picture but it’s as sound as it could possibly be.

I could do with some free space.

It’s open for inspection. I believe I will come out unscathed this time.

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A set of Sofa which comprises of a 3-seater, 2-seater and 2 units of single seaters is up for sale. It’s very clean- 9 months used.
Location: ikorodu Lagos.
WhatsApp only. Number in my signature.

Education / Re: Checkout The Hilarious Drawing Of Human Hand Her Students Drew by savanto: 8:51am On Feb 22, 2022
Candidlady:



In art you don't score people zero...



Not only in arts but in all subjects/ courses. In saner climes, it is considered rude to score a student zero, at least the student put in small effort.

The least the teacher could do was to score the child one mark instead of zero to encourage the child.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by savanto: 9:20pm On Feb 17, 2022
pocohantas:


The problem is not that it is used, my own problem is the design. Looks like something in pastor’s office. I can’t buy that design and colour for more than 80k and I would change it to grey the next day.

Pocohantas, I love your choice of color grey too and I that makes both of us. The chocolate color was due to the background color of the living room and center rug, which is also nice.

When it comes to furnitures, I would have you know that there are different types of woods but if you are not knowledgeable about woods, you’d conclude that ‘wood is wood’. I personally select my choice of wood which the Capenter must use.

Most the woods used in furniture making are not meant to be used for furniture. I wish I could explain more on this. I wish you could come and sit on it for a few minutes and your narrative would change…..and maybe we could both change it to color grey and live happily ever after!!���

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by savanto: 6:48pm On Feb 17, 2022
Iyajelili:
There are new set of chairs for 200 and even 250k so why buy a used one at exorbitant price?


Thanks for pointing that out, I hope you know there are used chairs that could cost as much as 500k and more. It boils down to the wood, finishing and usage.

In my post, it was clearly stated that price is slightly negotiable (Nigerians must haggle), I also stated that the sofa could pass as ‘NEW’, meaning that you can fall for it if I told you it’s brand new sofa.

Try check the market now prices now and you’d be amazed what confronts you.
Until you inspect it, I will advise you stick to what you can defend. No offense.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by savanto: 4:04pm On Feb 17, 2022
A set of Sofa which comprises of a 3-seater, 2-seater and 2 units of single seaters is up for sale. It’s very clean- 9 months used, it can pass for a brand new, the pictures didn’t do justice to it.

Reason for sale- upgrading.

Location: ikorodu, Lagos

Price:250 (slightly negotiable)

No waybill please.
Video available on demand via WhatsApp.
WhatsApp only. Number in my signature.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by savanto: 9:30pm On Feb 13, 2022
MZGproperties:
₦10,500 - Big
₦5,500 - Small
Brand new Mosquito and insect killer lamp
This Eurosonic mosquito and insect killer lamp is designed to attract flying and crawling insects. Efficient and safe in use. The fluorescent tubes emit UVA rays for effective attraction of insects which are electrocuted by the high-tension grid within the unit. The units can be wall or ceiling mounted and now with the option of a stylish stainless steel finish on the 16W model for areas where style is important, such as in retail outlets.


call/whatsapp: 09056354051


Is this rechargeable?
Health / Re: I Have HIV I Am Finished. by savanto: 12:57pm On Feb 08, 2022
Anti-retroviral drugs are free in government hospitals but the last time I checked, test like CD4 Count and other related tests which I can’t remember now comes at a premium except things have changed for the better in recent times.

OP would be directed to carry out a couple of tests that may require money. He should first go and register, it is the beginning of a process. He would be alright last last if he doesn’t take his status to heart and brood over it. It’s no death sentence like many have said earlier.

Over the years, I have seen many healthy and successful HIV positive people living their lives to the fullest than a fisherman has seen shrimps!
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by savanto: 12:04am On Feb 05, 2022
Chaz B
Nelly Uchendu
Whitney Houston
Minnie Riperton.

Chaz B, you touched my life in many ways with your radio programme “Sharing Life Issues With Chaz B,’ that always aired 6:15 PM, whenever I was driving home in the terrible third mainland bridge gridlock.

Continue to rest in the Lord.

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TV/Movies / Re: I Just Bought A New Lg Tv 32inches And The Picture Quality Is Not Hd! by savanto: 12:24am On Jan 30, 2022
osazsky:
Igbo man can nerver return money with thier kokonut head..them go give u another new one..u wil be happy ..when u get home it will be same as the old one..one igbo guy once said i did rather die or go to jail for 5 months than return 50k
Went to alaba 2 years ago the guy gave me samsong instead of samsung he said its the same thing that samsung dont know how to spell thier name that thier real name from birth is samsong not samsung..he even told me the full maning of samsong.that the first person that bought the tele his name was sam..sam started dancin immediately the tv started singing hence its called samsong

Osazua, this really cracked me. You funny bro, I just dey laugh since.�
Career / Re: Broke And Confused, I Need Your Advice. by savanto: 4:41pm On Jan 28, 2022
ma373733:
Go learn how to ride bike or keke .then look for someone who will surety look for someone who will give you bike or keke to ride and start saving

He’s going to need food in his stomach while learning, he will have to pay to learn in most cases, he will need a permit/driver’s license to operate.

What the OP needs now is a little cash to use in organizing his daily parole. In a clime like ours, you are dead without money!

May God help the OP to regain his mental health. Amen.

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Computers / Re: Dell Latitude E7240 I5 @2.50ghz 4th Gen 125k Only Checkout by savanto: 8:38pm On Jan 22, 2022
Akachai2030:
its 125k sir, the laptop is 150k but the price tag now is a promo price or giveaway price also is comes with a free laptop bag

128gb storage for a core i5 at that price won’t work except you are talking of 500gb, then we can negotiate your price.
Properties / Re: Eight Kinds Of People You'll Find In A Face-me-i-face-you Apartment (memes) by savanto: 4:04pm On Jan 22, 2022
Huracio:
add this: there's always one man who leaves alone, and nobody knows his family; he goes to work in morning and when he comes back in the evening he do fetched some water in a big iron bucket or big paint bucket.


Lols���
He could be “The man from Shagamu”
Computers / Re: Dell Latitude E7240 I5 @2.50ghz 4th Gen 125k Only Checkout by savanto: 4:02pm On Jan 20, 2022
110k?
Romance / Re: I Found A Hotel Key In My Pregnant Wife’s Bag. by savanto: 3:35pm On Jan 14, 2022
Clevybrown6465:
But my question is, why will she be in possession of an hotel key if actually this hotels don't allow customers to leave with their keys...?

It is very easy….calm down and figure it out for yourself.
Family / Re: I have these Cameras and DVR for sale by savanto: 1:33am On Jan 14, 2022
Degunners:


Kindly give me yours let me contact you

Check my signature
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by savanto: 10:25pm On Jan 13, 2022
Degunners:
Have this generator for sell.

3.5kv it carries my big double door fridge hot plate at the same time. Price is 60k.

Location is igando Lagos

Drop your contact
Romance / Re: Sex With My Co-Worker. I'm In Big Trouble by savanto: 10:01pm On Jan 13, 2022
OP, pray that your uncle is not a Nairalander and also pray that your flight be not in the winter!
Family / Re: I have these Cameras and DVR for sale by savanto: 8:50pm On Jan 13, 2022
Degunners:

85k

Drop your contact
Travel / Re: Why You Should Not Invest Your Money In Keke Business: My Experience by savanto: 3:57pm On Jan 13, 2022
nashito:
This fuckin business is what made me broke somehow until. I’ve been regaining my stand. Bought 4 once for #660k. Coupling etc #20k, Reg no: #20k.

I never made up to 1.5m after investing #4m.
Na so so stories the drivers dey talk every other Friday. Some will even turn off their phones, someone will involve in accident and incure damages you’ll still bring out from the savings money to fix .

Abeg, before you invest in Nigeria, make sure you’re present or you maintain a highly regulated rules & regulations accepted in your business and when someone goes contrary to that, be it family or friends, be ready to scrap them or Nigerians will take your business and hard earned money for ride with the believe that Oga has plenty money

What an awful experience, but you should have started with just one Keke, when the business goes as expected, you add one more.

My advise is never start any business that you are not 100% physically present, you will just end up starting business for people.

Add it to your list of experiences you bought with 4M.

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