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StacyO:
This is how it's gonna be,I'll be listing characters from 1-31

Mention any of the monikers you believe are chronic exhibitors of such character

You can mention more than one moniker with the same character.

No one should take this personal,anyone that mentions you only wants to tell you that they know you. The person you mention might necessarily not be a nairalander.

I'm the OP,so I'm exempted.

1) I like short girls - This guy,anything enlisting short girls he is always there.

2) The mods will suffer for 600 years- This one is always quarreling with the mods

3) I'm an atheist- They always counter any Christianity thread.

4) I'm not a Nigerian- This are the foreigners amongst men.

5) I can die for the booty(ukwu)- This ones,anything bum bum cannot pass them by

6) Model- The pretty divas in the building

7) Snake on a front page master- Anything snake is deliciously welcomed

Lesbian- They don't send no body.

9) Sexy- Her body alone got all salivating.

10) Crazy- They're always on every thread posting or commenting out of point.

11) Clout chasers- "Oh my cockroach just gave birth". Anything for that attention

12) Funny moniker

13) Intelligent- They type volume. Lol

14) Weird monikers

15) I hate women

16) I hate men

17) Weed master

18) Madam loud mouth

19) King of alpha males

20) King of SIMPs

21) Queen of feminists

22) Immature father

23) Spread the gospel

24) Cute guy

25) Beautiful lady

26) Always posting irrelevant topics

27) Always making sense with the comments.

28)Tribal bigot

29) Linguists

30) Fraudsters

31) Father of broloshos

JIMMY1393:
Bros I dey oh

Fact1:
Let us please ensure that we smoke harder,,,,,, because if we don't smoke we won't ask reasonable question,,,,,,,,


Blow skunk,,,,,(for boys)

Please,,,,, Colorado is not your mate,,,,,,,

Girls benzon or white London is okay for you,,,,,,,,,,

Give400:
Nwaamikpe and itearhertoto too. Those people really made nairaland fun then

kemicalreaction:
cc Sawzer

harjorlarh:
Truth is Nigeria can't be neutral in my opinion,using Switzerland as a yard stick to compare Nigeria is just somehow,nigeria has oil,Nigeria can mobilze the largest army in Africa due to the population and I can boldly tell that if Nigeria is invaded every man will stand to defend the integrity and sovereignty on Nigeria even the igbos.
coming to Switzerland,they have no oil and they don't have a large population so possess no real value or threat so if they decide to stay neutral it won't really matter if they are neutral.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
It's you that failed to comprehend my submission.
Enacting a policy of neutrality or non alignment policy does not mean you will not maintain your army,, navy or Air Force...
But what it means is that you will not endorse or be a member of a military bloc or alliance.....
Switzerland that I used as an example have their own military. It's simple as ABC that the best way to seek and maintain global peace is to prepare and be ready for war.


So if World War III were to happen... It's better for us to maintain neutrality/non alignment while at the same time improvise on our military capability..
If you don't understand just say you don't understand and ask questions?? ... Not saying I'm contradicting myself!

Cheers!!!

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Chest beating...
Why not enlist in the military to flush out Boko boys and herdsmen?
Fvcktard like u... Putin son kee u dere.
U b Putin son u come dey Ijebu-ode abi?

U know about Switzerland and their "Neutrality Policy"?
Even during the inter-war years both first and Second World War ..they share land borders with the allied and axis powers yet they were never invaded.
If African countries can maintain declare and maintain a sincere neutrality incase Third World War were to happen. We will be Ok!

But we also go to prepare to defend our territory incase d unknown were to happen

AmunaNo1:
Sure. But i couldn't pull that off in that short amount of time f that what you are insinuating. He asked for references, i had no choice.

AmunaNo1:
Not one person here has provided references. Why should i?
See the below for your benefit

AmunaNo1:
Not one person here has provided references. Why should i?
See the below for your benefit

Zoharariel:
All Men Are Born Equal - This phrase was penned down by Thomas Jefferson, the 3rd Amerikan President during the Amerikan Revolution in 1776.

The declaration reads in part.....

We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.

But...... If we are to look at this declaration critically; are All Men Really Created Equal?

One of my favourite quotes by William Shakespeare reads:

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

This then begs the question, if All Men Are Equal, why don't everybody just have greatness thrust upon them?

It is simply because all men are not created equal.

Every person is different and is born into different circumstances. Nothing about life is equal or fair. This is why people are fighting against discrimination, poverty and trying to improve life condition of minorities.

Fighting for equality of opportunities, to make sure that regardless where or who you are born to, you can still live your life to its full potential. It’s beneficial to humanity and also individuals.

Have you ever wondered how many people who had the potential to be like Dangote or Dantata were killed by Boko Haram or even the Almajiris starving in all the core northern states?

It is precisely because people aren’t equal that we all have to strive for equality.

OP - My golden advice to you today is to Hold On.

Do not be swayed by anybody on this thread using "God" to console you, less you fall into a much bigger problems.

After their so called God pushed you into collecting a loan & couldn't send Angel Michael or Uriel to protect your investment from "newcastle disease".

Those advertising God to you have their own issues burning them under their navel, yet their God seem distant as ever in their lives.

I am neither mocking nor castigating anybody. I have my own issues burning me too, we all do but .....

Please don't be a coward by taking the easy route - suicide.

I just want you to hold on because something big is coming. I can assure you that SOMETHING VERY BIG IS COMING IN THIS MONTH OF MARCH 2019.

Just hold on a little longer - Brother!

You see, the only "Holy Book" the Jews recognize is the Talmud – which is a collection of writings that covers Jewish laws and Pharisaical rules & regulations.

Now, there is a very "special day" that all the Jews hold so dearly worldwide.

When I say Jews or Jewish, I do not refer to our Nigerian hypocritical & wayward religious bigots who only go to church to enrich their Pastors & G.Os with their monies while also servicing them regularly with free punana in the luxury suites of different hotels after their abominable service to Sky-Daddy every Sunday.

Now, this special day is known as the "Purim".

This Purim is a Jewish holiday that commemorates the saving of the Jewish people from Haman, who was planning to kill all the Jews.

Purim is also the most important season for the Zionist bastards to push for attacks on humanity.

The March 8 1917, the first Russian Revolution happened on Purim day.

Stalin was poisoned on Purim day 1953 – March 1.

The 1991 attack on Iraq ended on Purim day – February 28.

The 2003 attack on Iraq started on Purim – March 18.

The 2011 attack on Libya started on Purim – March 20.

This year (2019) Purim is on March 21.

The first two big attacks in the Middle East on Purim were in 2003 and 2011.

They were 8 years apart. 2019 would be 8 years apart too.

The number "8" in Judaic numerology means completion.

The Jewish bastards in collaboration with the United Snakes of Amerika & NATO are going to hit Syria or Iran bigly in this month of March.

We're talking about ballistic & tactical nuclear strikes.

888 - Completion.

Getting Iran, the temple or Syria would be “completion” in their sick minds.

But the good news is that Mother Russia and the rest of all the "axis of resistance" (China, North Korea, India, Turkey e.t.c) are damn prepared & are already deploying military equipments & formations.

What does this have to do with you committing suicide - you might ask?

Yes, You guessed right!

Once the offensive commences and nuclear weapons (ICBMs, SLBMs & Nuclear-tipped Cruise Missiles) start flying left, right & center; it is only a matter of days before the entire global atmosphere gets saturated with nuclear radiation - and then everybody will inhale the gas & sleep off.

Those professing Yahweh & Jesus will open their eyes & wake up inside the auditorium of Yahweh in Hell Fire.

Those professing Anubis, Horus & Osiris will wake up in Duat.

Those professing Allah & Mohammed will wake up in a desert of blazing fire with their 72 virgins inside Jahannam.

Those professing Zeus, Kronos, Poseidon & Apollo will wake up on a mountain in Elysium.

The Jews will wake up in Abaddon & Sheol.

I will be the only man alive to tell the story to the upcoming generations.

So my friend, Don't Give Up Yet!

Zoharariel:
If & when WW3 breaks out, Nigeria will be invaded & overrun by predators who have been coveting her Natural Resources for decades.

I read some submissions by some ignoramuses up there saying Nigeria will declare neutrality when it happens.

That is akin to a situation where Armed Bandits invade a community, and then a beautiful duplex or mansion without a fence, gate & burglary - stocked with Gold Bars & Forex and guarded by catapult & stick-wielding security guards - decides to declare neutrality in the face of hardened bandits carrying Laser-Guided Rocket Propelled Grenades (RPGs) & General Purpose Machine Guns (GPMGs spitting 2000 rounds per minute)

What do you think will happen?

Seemingly reminiscent of a scenario that played-out during the WW2.

Adolf Hitler & Joseph Stalin had signed the "Molotov-Ribbentrop pact" on August 23, 1939.

This was a non-aggression pact between Germany and the Soviet Union that would ensure peace for the next 10 years. This pact also contained secret details on how to split Eastern Europe. With this treaty, Hitler sealed his Eastern front and could concentrate his efforts on France and Britain.

This meant that unlike WW1 when Germany had to fight a two-front war, they could now concentrate all of their resources on the west. Hitler finally got the breathing space he needed to take Poland and strike France with all his might. Stalin, on the other hand, had just purged his military of all top officials. He needed time to build up his army without the threat of an attack. It was a win-win situation for both dictators.

Despite the mutual non-aggression pact, the Soviets and the Germans were not on good terms. The Nazis were against the spread of communism, and the Soviets were against Nazi ideologies.

Now, Germany was not self-sufficient in raw materials. This included food as well as oil, essentials for a war effort. These raw materials were imported from the Soviet Union in exchange for technology, but if this trade was stopped, Germany could not continue to fight. This concerned Hitler, as he did not trust Stalin to keep his promise. The only way to secure his supply of raw materials was to attack the Soviet Union and capture its fields and oil reserves.

What's more, Hitler wanted the vast extent of the Soviet Union as a living space to be repopulated by the German people. He also wanted the resources present in the Soviet Union, especially the oil reserves. He hoped to swiftly capture Moscow before the onset of winter, and he expected the Soviet Union to collapse like it did in the first World War.

Hitler’s plan relied on one major gamble: He predicted that his blitzkrieg attack would take the Soviets by surprise and that they would capture Moscow before the onset of winter. With the capture of their capital, the Soviets would lose their will to fight and surrender to the Germans. But even though there was a major success in the initial stages of the war, the Germans gravely underestimated the resources the Soviets had.

The rest - as they say is history.

The Soviets did 80% of the fighting & dying while the Amerikan bastards rode in on their white horses & shining armor towards the tail end of the war - to claim all the glory.

Now, back to the topic.

What do you think will happen when Britain & France run out of Oil to power their Fighter Jets, War Ships & Battle Tanks - knowing-fully well that there is a useless & unproductive Country inside a jungle in West Afrika called Nigeria with vast Natural Resources that will serve their interest during & after WW3?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Unless you Tramadol-popping, Shisha-smoking & Olosho-fvcking dunder-heads mobilize your lazy akpu-eating asses & seize power now - and then install Me (Zoharariel Underscore Obatala - The Son of Putin & The Right Hand of Rogozin & The Left Hand of Shoygu & The Samurai Sword of Kim Jong-Un) as the Lord Marshall of The Federal Republic of Nigeria with "Comrade Appleyard" as the Prime Minister, with "Comrade Scully95" as the Defence Minister so that we can purge & re-organize the entire Nigerian Armed Forces with sophisticated & state of the art military equipments for the Army, Navy & Airforce, walahi talahi sumobilahi li azim - what the iFUKUSA (Israel, France, UK & USA) will do to your Parents, Wives, Daughters & yourselves will be worst than what is currently happening in Libya, Afghanistan & Iraq.

WW3 has not broken out yet, but Cameroon (which is more equipped than Nigeria & with the approval of France) is already taunting & killing your soldiers at the southern border while invading Bakassi Communities & ransacking their villages.

A poster up there said Nigeria has 6-7 F7 Fighter Jets operational.

Yes! Ebele Jonathan bought 7 units of outdated single-engine F7 Fighter Jets but two of those useless jets crashed last year during the rehearsal for the independence day, in addition to the one that was shot down by Boko Haram in Adamawa about 2 - 3 years ago - and they have not been replaced.

https://www.nairaland.com/4759290/photo-nigerian-air-force-jet

In conclusion, Whenever you're ready to securing your vulnerable Country from the impending doom that is destined to befall you before 2020, I will be at my private bunker inside my family house in Ijebu - drinking my Trophy Lager Beer & smoking my Benson Boost Cigarettes.

Until then, adios Amigos! Hahahahahahaaa!

Raalsalghul:
Adding: Luciferapostle Luciferdisciple Luciferreverend Luciferevangelist

Bidobado1:
LuciferKristi... Where art thou?!!!
Pls don't reply with a spit tho... The fear of spitting is the beginning of wisdom.

Bidobado1:
What's the name of that guy who spits like a cobra, all the time, every topic ends with a spit.

kemicalreaction:
CC Sawzer