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SafeDavid:
lol!
We know these things but who does number 5 tho'.

some village guys ... lol

omio4real:
Hello the professional in the house, I ve half plot of land I want to build 3bedroom house on it with all en suit , how muchtwill cist to build it to final level

you can find approx estimate on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/3523256/how-build-comfortable-house-earning

you've been caught. lol

Conner44:
Op na wah for you ooohhhhh

How can you miss uploading the scariest creature of them all

MAMMY WATER

if i upload that one lalasticlala go ban the post now..

walcut:
I rushed here to see comments from nairaland ladies

Haute:
If that payara should bite down on Estharfabian 's leg and she cries for help and I ask "Will you marry me, Esther?" She'll scream "Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!". Payara is bae.

Here are 5 words a guy should never say to a girl...

No5: How many guys have you slept with?
Do guys really want to know the answer to this question? It will forever haunt your dreams guys! Stop asking, you're killing her personality.

No4: I’ll Call You Later
Most guys do this, not realizing the damage they're causing? You may think it's a good idea but it isn't, you can't keep a lady waiting, here her out before cutting her out.

No3: Don’t Say Anything Bad About Her Guy Friends
There's nothing girls hates more than you talking smack about her guy friends, dissing them or damaging their reputation. You could be passing a bad message about what kind of husband you'll end up being; the over-controlling one.

No2: Never Tell a Girl to Calm Down
You might not realize what you've done, but prepare for a of chaos. When a man tells a girl to calm down, you get them more angered, ladies want to speak out their heart and be listened to - listen.

No1: Hinting a Future Date
You go out with a girl on the first date and you start talking about you and how you see yourself dating someone else in the future that's not she. You say words like, if my girl gets me angry - I'll 'just' ignore her, afterall she's not the only woman out there. WHAT!!!


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#1 Black Caiman

#2 Green Anaconda

#3 Candiru

#4 Bull Sharks

#5 Electric eels

#6 Red-Bellied Piranhas

#7 Payara (Vampire Fish)

#8 Pacu

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Nostradamus:
o.p why you mention my name?

why u predict say world go end....

try 3dsMax for rendering - Nice work you've done....

Here are individuals or group of people who thought they could answer that question but now know better.

#6, The Apocrypha – Predicted End – 1000 AD
The Apocrypha refer to texts which are left out of officially sanctioned versions ('canon') of the Bible. The term means 'things hidden away,'

#5, The Watchtower Society – Predicted End – 1878, 1881, 1914, 1918 and 1925
George D. Chryssides, an English researcher argued that although there have been some "unrealized expectations", the changes in Watch Tower's predictions are attributable to changed chronological schemes and cannot be seen termed 'failed predictions'

#4, Nostradamus – Predicted End – 1999
There are claims that nowhere in his entire one thousand Quatrain Prophecies did Nostradamus predict the world would end in 1999; He is also credited with the prediction of the world ending in the year 3797.

#3, Heavens Gate – Predicted End – 1997
Inspired by rumour that an alien spacecraft was following the comet, Heaven's Gate (a San Diego UFO cult) concluded that the world would end soon. 39 of it's cult members however committed suicide on March 26, 1997.

#2, Y2K – Predicted End – 2000
Luddites and other tech haters hoped this was the day to finally prove all they've said about the computer for a long time. On the stroke of midnight on January 1, 2000, analysts speculated that entire computer networks would crash; the new year arrived with nothing more than the expected hangover.

#1, Mayan Calendar – Predicted End – 2012
The so-called long-count calendar which spanned roughly 5,125 years from 3114 B.C reached the end of a cycle on December 21, 2012. That day brings to a close the 13th Bak'tun, an almost 400-year period in the Maya long-count calendar.



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drunkcow:
please i would like to know the authorities to consult before commencing constructing on a federal layout

i tried searching but couldnt find any relevant result

It's important to state the location of site and type of building.... Varies but for a start visit the local town planning authorities.

@ Bobbyunitedfc:
What the pics wld do..,

1. I want to check ur soil type - firm or water logged (u can however tell me that)

2. By quality I mean, I want to be sure ur workmen have done the right things up to now, I believe they have. #Wink

I'll contact u for the method I talked about and my consultation on this question is FREE... so don't worry.

Finally... Dont be frustrated - In my building, I used my best workmen and paid them twice what I would have paid some of my other workmen because it's my house.... Every kobo u spend wld be worth it..

Goodluck.... I'll send u a mail via NL.

@ Bobbyunitedfc:

I've had a quick check at the breakdown and I find your workmen being sincere giving you that price for the job they intend doing; in simple terms

1. They are planning to tie the lintel all round the building whether there is an opening there or not - I often tell people Lintel and Beams are not the same, a lintel shd be just over the openings, its a beam that runs round on all block.

1a. The reason workmen recommend this method is for their benefits, more money, easier to form (less work) but the client suffers it.

2. I'll recommend you ask them to redo the estimate crossing over only openings and not tie-ing it round the structure - A pics of your building wld help

3. Do you know after spending 100s of thousand doing my initial ground floor lintels, I spent just about 20k doing same amount on the upper floor using same materials i.e concrete, granite and re-bar. (I wont share this method until I'm sure of the quality of your project...)

In summary: The reason you have that huge amount is because your workmen are running lintels over the entire bounding walls; its a price to pay if you want it that way, if not ask them to give you an estimate if only openings (door and windows etc) are considered.


Note: Attached Pics are Googled Pics

A = over only openings
B = round the entire structure

Good Luck

Bobbyunitedfc:
WOW......thank you very much brother....20k off that is a huge plus for me

don't misunderstand me - I said whatever cost I send as the real estimate when negotiating dont go above it by more than 20k... lol
I'll quote u once i finish the estimate....

Bobbyunitedfc:
OK SERIOUSLY I DONT KNOW WHAT THE LENGTH OF THE HOUSE IS I JUST KNOW ITS 3 BEDROOM,JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER 3 BEDROOMS I THINK...PLEASE IS THERE A WAY OF ME REDUCING COSTS FROM THE ABOVE ESTIMATES?

I'll assist you with a break down of what it should cost you, use that as a guide in negotiating and buying materials..... The cost I send you would only be a guide ie plus or minus say 20k. (for eg)

I'll get back latest tomorrow with the estimate (if I dont make it today) GoodLuck

Floyd Mayweather to fight Conor McGregor if he gets paid $100m (£82m).

Floyd Mayweather has agreed to come out of retirement and fight Conor McGregor if and only if he gets paid a whopping $100millions (£82m) with the Irish UFC star prepared to take home a career-high pay of $15millons (£12m), off-course that doesn't include the slice of the pay-per-view revenue.


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Bobbyunitedfc:
hi...
someone gave me this quotations for lintel casting nd i think its way too much just to cast a 3 bedroom,
34 pieces of iron rod @ 1800=61200

binding wire=5000

squaring=5600

workmanship = 9500

carpenter =45

sand =27'

granite =27k

15bags of cements

labour 25k

total for lintel casting 233500k....

i think is way too much...

It is way too much - what's the length and breadth of the 3bedroom and how many doors are there in total ?

How many 11 years old would think about parts of their body and what frame or features they would prefer to have, well Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson aka Katy Perry born October 25, 1984 in an interviews said at that age she prayed to God for Big Boobs, so big that she can't see her feet when lying down.

The American singer and songwriter concluded that “God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.”

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cc: Lalasticlala mynd44

Have you filled an online form recently and kept getting 'Wrong Postal Codes Entered' error message or any related to such error message?; often times you find people inputing +234 or +23401 as Lagos postal code. Well, you've been inputting the wrong code.


See Postal Code for Nigeria state PLUS Cities and Districts in Lagos State below:


STATE POSTAL CODES:

* Abia, Umuahia - 440001
* Abuja, Abuja - 900001
* Adamawa, Yola - 640001
* Akwa-Ibom - 520001
* Anambra - 420001
* Bauchi - 740001
* Borno - 600001
* Cross-River, Calabar - 5400001
* Delta - 320001
* Ebonyi, Abakaliki - 840001
* Edo - 300001
* Enugu - 400001
* Imo - 460001
* Jigawa - 720001
* Kaduna -800001
* Kano - 700001
* Katsina - 820001
* Kebbi - 860001
* Kogi - 260001
* Kwara - 240001
* Lagos, Island - 101001
* Lagos, Mainland - 100001
* Niger - 920001
* Ogun - 110001
* Ondo - 340001
* Osun - 230001
* Oyo - 200001
* Plateau - 930001
* Rivers - 500001
* Sokoto - 840001
* Taraba - 660001
* Yobe - 320001



LAGOS CITIES & DISTRICT POSTAL CODES:

* Agege L.G A Zip Codes.

Agege, Lagos – 100283.
Oko Oba Agege,Lagos – 100284.
Ifako Agege, Lagos – 100215.

* Ajeromi Ifelodun L.G.A Zip Codes.

District: Ajeromi – 102103.
Alimosho L.G A Zip Codes.
Alimosho, Lagos – 100275.
Egbe, Lagos – 100276.

* Amuwo Odofin L.G.A, Lagos Postal Code.

District: Amuwo odofin – 102102.
District: Trade fair complex – 102101.

* Badagry L.G.A Zip Codes.

District: Badagry – 103101.

* Ajara Agamathem Vetho/ Ibereko – 103211.

* Asago Sango – 103241.

* Ascon – 103242.

* Bereks/Surulere – 103251.

* Seme Badagry – 103261.

* Epe L.G.A Zip Codes.

District: Agbowa – 106104.
District: Ejinrin – 106102.
District: Epe – 106101.
District: Erodo – 106103.

* Eti Osa L.G A, Lagos Postal Code – 101233.

* Ibeju L.G.A Zip Codes.

District: Ibeju – 105101.

* Ikeja L.G.A, Lagos Postal Code/Zip Code – 100001.

* Ikorodu L.G.A Zip Codes.

District: Ikorodu rural – 104101.
District: Irepodun – 104102.

* Kosofe L.G A Zip Codes – 105102.

* Ojo L.G.A Zip Codes.

District: Ajangbadi ikemba house – 102107.
District: Alaba – 102115.
District: Iba Town New Site – 102112.
District: Igbede – 102109.
District: Ilemba Awori – 102108.
District: Ilogbo – 102110.
District: Ira – 102114.
District: Ojo – 102101.
District: Okokomaiko PPL Cassidy – 102105.
District: Olojo – 102113.
District: Shibiri Ekune – 102111.


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15. Starbucks Coffee, Tea and Spice, Il Giornale Coffee Company > Starbucks

In 1971, with a name inspired by Moby Dick, "Starbucks Coffee, Tea and Spice" was established. In 1983, Howard Schultz, Starbucks' CEO, left the company for a short period of time to start his own Italian-style coffeehouses under the name Il Giornale. Four years later, he purchased the original company and chose to bring back the Starbucks name.