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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 11:53am On Feb 26, 2016
somebori should dash me pampers na... I'm always running out. 144 AF finish o. no money in Nigeria

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 11:51am On Feb 26, 2016
babies are expensive *sweating* diaper 144 don finish within three weeks. I hope I don't switch to nappy soon.

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 5:35pm On Feb 19, 2016
mamas how una? my twins just finished episode of diarrhea for the first time in their lives. epic movie.
they will be one in two weeks *yay*
no major milestone. I was expecting that by now they would have started walking (for where) they can't even stand on their own yet sad and because of that no byday for them. I can't be carrying pikin upandan when I'm supposed to be dressed as sexy twin mama grin (I suppose sakara small na)
my sons major type of play is 'I-bite' he will look at you, smile, and wham! his teeth on your skin. I've tried all sorts of oyinbo. from "stop it, no, bad baby, naughty, not good, painful," and even pretending to cry. but instead he will just put on his evil grin and attempt the next bite.
I can't lie *covers face* I've bitten him back before. (it pained me na) but still.... and even when I tapped his mouth once, he gave me correct slap.
he behaves like an old man.
twin girl is still busy mimicking everybody. eats like always and is bigger. but brother *rolls eyes*

I rest my case

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by sayoberry(f): 8:56am On Feb 18, 2016
modath:


Did i hear you well? Missionary gini?? After how many shindrens? It is dem onlineise , you , feddy , emeriem etc that we are trying to look for hook for to restrain dollar from meeting crude oil soon grin cheesy ...

cc phema , how far nah, that lil prince charming needs playmate oooo
PHEMA GIVE US TWINS O

Sayoberry, WILL BE TRAVELLING TO HAVE HER TUBES TIED INSTEAD, sometimes later. school fees is not smiling at all grin

Mama Nogen, let's plan for Quads, our God is able
. AMEN grin *dodges shoe*

Nefertitiram ... You wasting time girl ...
SERIOUSLY. Your baby no suppose reach 3 months sef before you fire another one.


TVEGAS. .. Baba , i dream see you with twins for houston....
AMEN x100



Make all of una do quick, una dey wait make USD reach 500#

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 7:04pm On Feb 14, 2016
congrats to all mamas. may your babies grow to be a source of joy to you all. pls don't let us forget our TTC mamas in our prayers. its well
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 12:51am On Feb 14, 2016
pls does any mama know desitin? do they sell desitin in nigeria I just ran out!
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 12:47am On Feb 14, 2016
who is having a valentine baby cheesy

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by sayoberry(f): 12:43am On Feb 14, 2016
mabels:


we are here o 5th journey shayoberry. how are the twins doing?

abeg where is my darling phema, bloggerina and uncle tvagas?

i miss you all and miss here.

fifth??!!! now you are the guru.
justwise how far na? I don miss you o. you don see wife?

I was thinking of going for round six ni... but the twins ehn! they have really dealt with me. I'm finally closing shop.

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Pets / Re: Snap And Upload Your Pet's Picture Here. Its That Simple by sayoberry(f): 11:06am On Feb 12, 2016
how do u guys keep your dogs put in the house. if in allow my dogs, dem go scatter everywhere!!

even in the compound, all d shoe, foams, paper, dustbin dem go scatter finish.
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 10:55am On Feb 01, 2016
Pelupelu:
@sayoberry. I was already having high bp but as gone down now with ur post.he just started laughing,sitting and won't eat any adult food but his sis is more interested in adult food than their food,she can laugh 4 africa ,has started crawling and so on.thank God I know better now.Thanks pls is ur girl d leading twin cos d boy is d leading twin here



my boy is the first twin as well. laugh ke? my son no gree laugh quick. twin girl is bigger and fatter than twin boy. infact if people come to the house and carry bobo first, then carry mama, once they lift her up the start to say "eh, omo yii tobi o" (baby is big) lol
so don't worry,
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 4:35am On Feb 01, 2016
Pelupelu:
Thanks to all mum,am grateful
Cc madam tchiwinnie,hafsat 24,soonest and goldmine.he's a bit behind his sis in achieving d milestones.he's just gaining neck control, just sitting and has nt started crawling.A doctor mentioned early closure of anterior frontalnel(hope dis does nt affect his growth)

pelu. yea they are twins. but they are two different individuals

u don't have to worry.
when the twins were growing, e.g
twin girl opened eyes when she was born. bobo no open till one day later. I started to panic
when bobo opened, he dint trail anything with it. aunty will look at anything dangling.
I started to conclude that my son was blind.

when they started cereal, aunty will finish one bottle, broad will manage half- till today

when they started to sit, aunty will sit fine... I can't count how many times bobo hit his head in his crib
I concluded, his spine is weak

when I started spoon feeding... I cried! till today, my son can't take a spoon well, aunty go finish am.

aunty was the first to hear her name
first to clap
first to crawl
first to drink from a cup
first to call 'ma-ma' and Dada
first to wave bye bye
first to mimic any sound.

although my son now does some other things she doesn't, like climb the stairs all d way up, climbs everything infact, dances like a pro to " reekado sugar baby" but son is just picking up on most things. he has just started handling a cup at 11months, he says "chady" (daddy) with his 8 teeth, he won't eat food given to him, while mama will stuff her mouth with big big yam, while my heart will be saying the "don't choke" prayer (u dare not mash her yam. u dare not!)

in conclusion, girls are faster.
so don't compare and have high bp smiley

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by sayoberry(f): 4:17am On Feb 01, 2016
anyone going for second missionary journey? or third? or fourth?
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 4:13am On Feb 01, 2016
all these mamas sharing kpe stories. I'm yet to lose my virginity o

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 4:10am On Feb 01, 2016
Adewunmi84:
Happy Sunday to everybody here.My name is Ade.I am new here.My wife is four months pregnant.We already had 2 scans.the first one on November and last one in december.please,I just like to know what and what she should be doing and those things she must not do.she is still an undergraduate though and she have started ante-natal already.Can she continue taking her milo tea for now because her nurses asked her to stop it and start taking lipton tea but I read lipton tea will make the baby ugly and tiny.So,I have asked her to stop the lipton tea and continue with the milo tea but in moderation as advised in nairaland family sectio(before I was directed here).I can see her seniors here and I know you are all capable of giving out effective advise.This is her first pregnancy.thanks.

*wears armor*
*goes in to take Pankere*
oya coman show me that nurse that said Milo is not good angry
she can drink Milo na... but at a limit. so that u will not blame me for making ur wife have tears when she born grin
me I drank Milo to stupor.
is your wife in diet ni? why Lipton? or maybe she's on the big side and the nurses are thinking that the baby will be big too.
#teamMilo

the seniors will direct you on things she should not do during pregnancy. I've forgotten what its like to be pregnant. I don't even want to remember sef grin

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Family / Re: Must I Befriend My Husband Mistress Before There Will Be Peace In My Home? by sayoberry(f): 5:30pm On Jan 29, 2016
Monalisa185:
hahaha, this lady is dulling...
1st step- befriend the so called mistress
2nd step- draw her closer
3rd step- give her otapiapia(rat poison)
4th step- be happy
CASE CLOSED
I love you grin
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 2:40pm On Jan 21, 2016
babythug:

No pacifiers oh!!!!!!!!!!! Or else na lips him go dey suck....
SHE such a cutie! wink
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I commot her earing. As her brother is always pulling it

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 2:39pm On Jan 21, 2016
MiracleMum:


Girls generally are like that, even you were like that. Thats the reason we always crave for attention. Your baby crying is even fair, mine will bend her lips to one side like a doll and cry. when i ignore her, she will start speaking in tongues and her voice is so loud. This morning, i was pooing when she cried and crawled into the restroom, crawled to me - held my legs and stood up, then started playing immediately. The dad walked in and started raking why i was allowing his DD inhale my "thing." Na my fault say the babe dey gum me like chewing gum?

grin I Don laf tire for here o. Lol.
I think it's a stage. My girl was once clingy. But now she's the boss. While brother will be doing mamas boy everywhere

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 1:07pm On Jan 21, 2016
Raise up your hand if your baby can now fake a cry cheesy the twins sabi fake!!! Esp the girl. She's drama. She makes so many faces. Lol And she's picking up faster than the boy. She now waves bye bye, nods to say no, slaps you when you say no, she's a bully! Beats up the twin brother, pulls him down from the chair and sits there herself. Eats anything in Plate. Sings along to "I love you" by humming, she calls everyone 'dada' imitiates everything you do, unless she can't.

There's a particular white teddy she's scared of. Anytime she wants to start trouble, I just carry the teddy. She dares not come near me grin

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 12:56pm On Jan 21, 2016
hajarahbadmus:



sweets I hv successfully minimised my son's sucking.. WITH PLASTER! not the regular one o! the type the use in hospitals. . its wrapped I blue nd yellow plastic. I used to wrap the finger like 5 times .. long wraps o! the boo will sit the it and use his 6 teeth to remove them one after the other. so I made it tighter. whoops.. he has stopped sucking during the day and he sucks onces in a while at night.. I decided to free him snc whn he is awake he doesn't suck. whn I hv the time I will resume the plastering again..
* at some point, whn I bring out the plaster, my son will submit his finger without hassles.. and the plaster will last for 3 days o stats.. b4 I started changing it everyday
*after a week, my boy started forgetting. . and will only suck whn he is asleep nd he doeant want to wake up yet.. I figured it was out of reflex..
*it cost me 3 sleepless nights with lots of pinches , slaps, blows..due to frustration
*whn ever I pukk off the plaster, he smiles nd feels the finger with his other hands, pulls it nd screams. . *like this finger is still in existence*
* I DDNT GIVE UP! COS HE FRUSTRATED ME
* MY BOY NOW EATS EVERYTHING ND ANYTHING THAT'S IN A PLATE ESPECIALLY JOLLOF RICE..

I just read this. I used plaster and duct tape too. But wrapped only once. Now I'm going to copy your style.
I wouldn't have stopped him at all. But now he is lisp.(using his tongue to talk) Which I hate. I'll look for a way to correct that too. I'm thinking of substituting with a pacifier if he would take it. Or do you think I should not?
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 7:11pm On Jan 15, 2016
investigator007:


Instead of the ordinary pap from only semi or corn , I have one that is richer in nutrients and no child will ever refuse it no matter what.
Some of the ingredients include
wheat
tamba
fonio
millet
tiger nut
ginger

etc

Its very cheap.

Look up at my previous post you'll see the pix.

Thank me later.

What's tiger nut? The twins are allergic to nuts o. Lol. And some other things. Even crayfish they will be coughing like one kain.
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 10:21am On Jan 15, 2016
helovesme:


Sayo dear, some people will come here and scream blue murder and rant about how indomie is bad for babies, it contains chemicals, blah blah.

To each their own. Every mum has their own preference on what type of meal they deem suitable for their child.

To me, I am absolutely no fan of pap and yes, my baby won't be having any of it. That's my choice! Other mums have also come here to also express their dislike for pap. So why that poster will want to 'attack' me for my choice, beats me. undecided

That said, broccoli is disgusting! grin Tastes like rubber. grin

cheesy I've heard the Indomie stories as well, some mothers will advice against it, but still pack it as lunch for their babys daycare. I've not SEEN any concrete evidence that indomie kills. My mum would say " pap is just water and herbs is poison" and we would fight and fight and fight. If my mum can... But me... Number one pap fan grin and indomie too
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 10:12am On Jan 15, 2016
joyousf:
hi mamas.

pls I need ideas n tips on planning my baby's one year birthday. I want a sitting room thing with budget of 30-40k. is that feasible?
mamas in ado pls I need ideas on where. to get these stuffs cheaply







Rice half bag- 5k aprx
Pepper-2k
Pali toki-8k or substitute with meat. Or u can kill ogunfe-15k
Thyme, curry etc-3k
I don't know how much they sell take away pack and spoon


Sof dlinks- 3crates 3300
Malt pali kan- 2400
Wine meji- 1200 (veleta)
Straw 2packs- 80 naira

Cake-

Gift items for the kids.
Party bag (that small nylon) 120 for a pack of 10
*scratches head *
Gift items vary. But where I buy from, I get dozen of toys for 500-600 or 1000-1200 depending ding on the size. U can add pencils, ruler etc and bobo-900 per pack

I try? I not in ado sha. Sorry

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 10:01am On Jan 15, 2016
Pap is good o. I make the twins pap by myself. Pap and soya. I don't mix cray or nuts cos of allergies. And they drink it as if say... Lol. They only started eating amala yesterday. The only foods they've been eating for two months straight now is pap and dodomie(indomie) as well as other little things go that come from our plate. #lazymom

Someone just introduce semo to me too. The watery form. Made it for them, added milk and whoosh... Bowl empty (except only twin girl ate it while Bobo was suckin his thumb)

I gave them carrots and expensive broccoli I bought... Wasted!

But they can drink orange till they pass out cheesy

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 9:13am On Jan 15, 2016
Mamas cry I yaf come.
Pls how do I stop my son from sacking thumb o. Now I'm regretting cry (not really) cheesy but I want go to stop. I've tried all sorts. Flagyl, bitter leaf, socks, mittens, plaster, even duct tape,..... My boy go chop everything or remove it. Or make I superglue am? :/

All those mamas that were telling me then to stop him at early stage will be laughing at me now.

The twins are 10 months, 1 week now. So he can figure most things on his own...
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 9:02am On Jan 15, 2016
How pushing Congrats to all mamas wey they here. Pls mamas wey Don hang boot, make we see for one corner. I get qwexchon
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 3:41pm On Jan 10, 2016
mamas de mamas... how pushing? and morning sicknesses?


I greet una o

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 3:39pm On Jan 10, 2016
happy new year mamas..... hope you have been sleeping well? me? ah... yes I'm fine. I sleep by 1:30am or thereabout everyday. #odabo

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 5:48pm On Dec 25, 2015
zaynie:
Sayoberry, only you have got 2 Santa's little helpers grin grin... Ejire kiss

Nggie, e be like say King David just chop finish, see his pot belly. kiss

smiley Santa's helpers indeed
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 5:47pm On Dec 25, 2015
modath:



Ejire wun mi ooo maami, edunjobi edunjobi ejire ara isokun oooo ... kiss kiss

Eni maa bi ibeji ko se ewa wa oo den dere.. kiss kiss


U Don know all their oriki sef. I don't know any. I only know "twinkle twinke" and barney's "I love you" cheesy
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 5:45pm On Dec 25, 2015
beedam:


See the "milo" babies oooo grin. Have you shared their pictures before? This is the first time I'm seeing them though.

Twins on my mind kiss


Yes I have. About a two months ago. smiley no worry. Twins sweet till you start to try different positions for breastfeeding feeding.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 11:57pm On Dec 24, 2015
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Pets / Re: Boerboel 201. Abeg Help A Sister. by sayoberry(f): 11:32pm On Dec 24, 2015
barcaboi:

she's not ready at 8days....even 9th day is a probability. ...but from day 10-15, she'll even give him her yansh without kobo but u might need an experienced hand to help mate dem because if it is her 1st time then it might be hard....wch area are u, ur vet or a breeder close by cld help

By the time I got a vet, tracy was off heat. sad

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