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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 12:57pm On May 19, 2016
MetroTee:


This leaf is very effective. I didn't even come back to share my testimony. My LO had eela and we used it to bath her (still using it 2 weeks after), the stuff stopped spreading and actually cleared. The elewe omo (people who sell it in the market) gave a combo sha that had some barks in it too.

Thank you to the mummies that suggested it. God bless you!
Pls what's the yoruba name if it has
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 5:28pm On May 18, 2016
cutienik:
o ga ooo..i slept small afta eatin my yummy friedy nd dis place don flood sayoberry..pls
Ayaf come
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 5:27pm On May 18, 2016
temmy2103:

Not too long cos can't remember when it did sef, was using my normal cream of sheabutter n coconut oil
Are you talking about stretch marks?
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 5:25pm On May 18, 2016
temmy2103:
@rofemiguwa my ds had same about that age, it cleared on its own
@sayoberry sorry small
Thank you
Happymama thank you too
Rosyng im waiting for them to start University cheesy
Ocyzy trust me i cant miss this.
Cutestmummy na so we dey do cry
Maran1983 no problem, laf me well.. There shall come a time... When you shall want to go to the bathroom, but there will be two crawling babies running after you shouting and screaming, while u will be dancing around trying to hold your pee... Just saying smiley
Babythug who will kneel down, abi dey will slap me join sef
Livelystone. Na airline i want o. cheesy

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 12:20am On May 18, 2016
I came to rant.
Im tired....
My boobys dey pain me.
Twins 14 months and two weeks just took first steps this week
Once i go out and come back before i can say hi these two will come running up to me. No kiss, no hugs, they will just start pulling my top up. Is this the love i was promised
They love me only for my milk.
They are troublesome.
As im carrying one from somewhere the other one will be running to the same place. This night i was enjoying some peaceful moments when i suddenly remembered that i had toddlers. I started shouting "yee.... This twins are doing something ooooo the house is too quiet"
Lo and behold... Almost half bag of rice everywhere in the store mixed with yam flour..
You know the rest of the story

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 12:18am On May 18, 2016
cry embarassed
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 12:10am On May 18, 2016
Mamas de mamas... E ku pushing o

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 4 by sayoberry(f): 9:27am On May 06, 2016
make u people pray make Donald trump no enter o. grin as traffic don dey american hospitals now.. grin
Literature / Re: How I Got Revenge On My Cheating Wife. by sayoberry(f): 1:44pm On Apr 22, 2016
SURElee:



Pls dear, what's the title of the book? I need to buy the book and author's name?

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Family / Re: 10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parents by sayoberry(f): 9:53pm On Apr 21, 2016
Oh my..... Everything the op mentioned is me *covers face*
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 12:15pm On Apr 13, 2016
Please mamas with babies that can't tolerate milk, what do you give them .. My son can't take cows milk, or anything with. He's 13months and two weeks
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 10:50am On Apr 10, 2016
Mamas thanK you o. We slept around 1:30am. After she got tired of gisting me with all her one year old talk, she started singing, dancing, held my two hands together wanting me to clap for her. I opened Bobby for her so she go suck and sleep, she was pulling my clothe down to cover it back.

Finally sha, she slept on her own.

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 12:00am On Apr 10, 2016
Pls come and help me o sad
Twin girl doesn't want me to sleep.

I close my eyes to sleep, she taps me "mamun, mamun" when I answer "yes baby" she says "abachun takun takun" and I reply "OK, yes, alright, anything you say" and close my eyes. The she repeats the process.
Taps me hard, or slaps my face while shouting "mamun, mamun" and when I answer "yes" she goes on "ablubu tatatata" and I explain to her that it's alright I understand her perfectly (even tho I don't have any idea of what she wants)

She has woken me up more than ten times. My eyes are heavy I can't help but fall asleep each time.
As I dey type sef I Don receive slap tire "mamun, mamun!!!"

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 12:18am On Apr 06, 2016
Update on the Twins.
One year, one month old.

Baby Boy: sucks like he wants the thumb to come off, dances like every baby, very very 'milo' intolerant... (I'm still in awe) doesn't like anything sweet, from juice to soda... Only fruits.

Stands on his feet while holding onto something, still breastfeeding, loves indomi, fish, meat, and bread. (he's old).

He calls "dhaddy", says "amin" to Prayers and hallelujah too. And he has a deep voice. Is that common in male children? Mamas?
His come is go, and his go is come. Infact u need to see chasing upandan . He climbs virtually everything in sight. We are extremely careful of this new breed in the family.

Baby girl:
*breathes in*
Extremely naughty, bigger and taller than her brother, she's a bully, bullies everyone including us parents. Eats everything in sight, no particular favorite type of food. So far it's in a plate or bottle, it goes in.

Calls "dadun" (daddy), says "amin, hallelujah, "abitchu" (I'll beat u) and mimics every other word u say. Can stand up on her own, but not walking yet. Dances by twisting her waist (I need to make a video)

Still breastfeeding, Infact she doesn't ask. She climbs up, holds my top, and pulls it out. She hates to comb her hair too. And she sings "I love u" like a pro.

Mamas.... I can't wait for them to start school. cheesy

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 12:01am On Apr 06, 2016
mitchyy:


Don't mind us jare. Nigeria economy nor let us see road. Baby's doing great but kicking all my organs. I've helped you edit your team to the right date grin

smiley na so he dey do. But abeg ehn... I'm still looking at that 2025 to change to 2035 sef.... Just that old age will not gree me cheesy
Travel / Re: Giving Birth In Canada by sayoberry(f): 12:00am On Apr 06, 2016
ozycy:

Arrh, mama Ejima, tot you left me on the 2025 tin

No o. I dey here o. Canada be my next mission 2025 o. The twins go Don old wella

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 4 by sayoberry(f): 11:58pm On Apr 05, 2016
feddy27:

Sayoberry!!! I dey hail o..how the twins?
They still dey suck *covers face* smiley

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 5:04pm On Apr 05, 2016
Una no dey ask of person sad Anyways, how una dey? How pushing? How baby? #teamApril2025 cheesy

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Travel / Re: Giving Birth In Canada by sayoberry(f): 5:01pm On Apr 05, 2016
I'll just bring mat here jare. Idowu is coming in 2025

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 4 by sayoberry(f): 4:55pm On Apr 05, 2016
Ghen ghen.... Part 4 already. Una no dey miss person for here o sad
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Doomed. Aero And Dana Experience by sayoberry(f): 3:03pm On Mar 24, 2016
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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 12:43pm On Mar 14, 2016
goldmine:
Mamas in the house please I need your advice. My twins would be 4mths in a week. The girl started sucking her thumbs 3days before they clocked 3 months.

Any tips to help with the feeding? She used eat more than her brother but is more interested in only playing,sleeping and laughing now. Hardly cries too. The only time I manage to get her to eat little is if I attempt to feed her when she's not fully conscious. Once she's fully awake and realises she's eating, that's the end. I also feel guilty having to disturb her sleep to feed her. I don't know how to force-feed a child and I don't even subscribe to it. Too risky IMO.

Another thing, she's been burping a lot lately. Too much IMO and most times with spit up. She can burp up to 7times within 2 hrs with spit up after managing to drink just 30 or 40mls. Wetin come remain for belle? sad She used to take 120mls at a sitting and burp just once after each feed.

One more thing,there's this brownish,dry scaly development on their skin. Looks to me like they're both reacting to something but i'm not sure what.Neither their diet nor skin products changed in the last 2 months. So sorry for the epistle my matter plenty.

When my bobo started to suck, I came here to complain too. I was given lots of ideas and it failed. but after sometime I began to enjoy my boy sucking cos most times, both of them will be crying at the same time, but once my boy finds his thumb, he keeps quiet while I quickly attend to his twin.

the brownish thing is also on my twins skin. I don't know what caused it. I used to say too much backing and tightening of the clothes. idk
I don't know about the burping.

I can't lie to you, when my son found his thumb, I used to force feed. so many mums are against it but I had no choice. I will not advice you too. but you can do as you please. it took him time to get used to spoon feeding too. but now that he's older, he eats well. ask mamas if they can teach you methods of feeding.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 12:31pm On Mar 14, 2016
mumtwins:


Different placenta
chai. in just saw this o. I hope its not too late.
OK I saw someone already replied you.
sorry my sis. it's well. don't feel too tired. and pls rest o.... I once fell into labour at 26 weeks o...
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by sayoberry(f): 12:17am On Mar 09, 2016
He is a miracle worker A name changer he will change your name he will change your story it is said that without a test, there can't be a testimony. you have passed your trial times. now it's time for your testimony. May the miracle worker work a miracle in your life in Jesus name May the Name changer change your name may he make you share testimonies you hope to share. He will make you look at yourself and marvel in Jesus name. Amen

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 12:10am On Mar 09, 2016
mumtwins:
maureensylvia pls cm n finish ur Bs.
Team April how d pushing, me now counting days nt weeks again ooo, still buying n packing at dsame tym. Babies are kicking so hard, I no longer understand turning, presenting twin dat engaged abt 3weeks ago just shifted head, but still head down, pls sabi mama's will d presentin twin still b d one to engage and if d second twin engage will still b VB? Jst want to knw.waiting for reply pls
Team April for supernatural birth.

is it different placenta's or the same??
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 8:13am On Mar 07, 2016
sayoddy:
Na only me waka come here o make any woman no tear my victoria secret's kpata say I dey claim her boo.

are you fearing?
don't be fear na grin
don't worry, I don't fight
I'm a child of God
I'm born again
oya e-hug
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 1:40pm On Mar 06, 2016
rice as want to finish o

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 1:38pm On Mar 06, 2016
oya serve yourself o

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 1:31pm On Mar 04, 2016
mamas, how pushing na? una no ask of me sad except a few that sent pm to ask if na me dey Linda ikeji blog.

the twins don clock one today o. smiley

wey our gifts?
no rice o as rice and oil don cost grin

wen no get bday picshure sef. they've been sleeping since morning.

bye bye

congrats to the mamas that had babies o... more bfp for you.
pushing mamas.... safe delivery in Jesus name
TTC mamas... oya double blessings, triple cuties for you.
where is @modath?
*runs off to babies thread*

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Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 3 by sayoberry(f): 10:55am On Feb 27, 2016
all the mamas travelling at this time. you are the real MVP. as dollar no dey smile so.
may God reward all our struggles.

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 10:48am On Feb 27, 2016
helovesme:


I think it's just a brazen attempt to prove to people or themselves that their child is a correct ajepako, not spoilt and she can guzzle down anything given to her just the same way you have posh parents that avoid certain meals and very meticulous with their children's diet undecided

I can just imagine them say with all pride and confidence "my pikin as you see am so dey chop anything. If you give am eba with bokoto she go finish an before you count ten". grin

I can't even give my 6months old EBA because I feel it's a complex carb and it's still too early for his digestive system.

I wonder why people are in a rush to overload their babies with such meals. They've got a lifetime ahead to guzzle down eba, tuwo, pounded yam and all sorts - so what's the rush? undecided


grin grin grin this woman yaf kiii me ooooo grin
my 6month old can swallow bottle and poop water grin
you are correct. but I wonder why you will want t be so quick to rush your baby with food that won't even do any help. I remembered one time I took the twins out to a relative. she was drinking yoghurt " fan choco" .next thing I heard my twin girl slurping away. she don chook that cold thing for her mouth (at 5mnths) I told her not to give. but her ajepako mentality was taking over her brain. na so I collect my pikin sharply.

meanwhile, the twins will be one next week o. all of u interested candidates should submit applications for inlawship before then o.

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 10:37am On Feb 27, 2016
rezzy:
@sayoberry, Humm my boy does not only bite, he pinches too. That their tiny teeth are so sharp.
When I get tired of speaking English, straight way, I bite or pinch him back. He doesn't get tired, as he is crying, he continues his biting or pinching.

He does it to his creche mates and other 2 years old kids in the next class. Infact, he terrorises them with bite.

When the pupils of my school just see me, they will say Mummy Flourish, Flourish can bite ooo.
mummy flourish. bite bite flourish grin

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