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Pets / Boerboel 201. Abeg Help A Sister. by sayoberry(f): 4:49pm On Aug 31, 2015
1. My dogs are now disobedient!!
I have a male and a female boerboel.
I used to walk them everyday and we were always the look of the neighborhood till about a month ago when they decided to disgrace me publicly. grin they dragged me till I fell. I was shouting 'stop, don't, sit, wait' and every possible command my brain could recollect. Them no gree me o.
That was how I left the chains and walked bck to my house with them jumping all over me till we entered.

They re big now and playing with them is really difficult. Once I let them out of the cage, they start jumping on me and bathing me with- oh lord save me from that thick saliva! But when I try to tell them to stop they won't and they leave me with saliva face and nail scratches then proceed to play on their own. Its like they've gone deaf except of course they hear their names.

How do I get them to listen?
I'm wondering if beating them would help. As I also read if u hit d dog too much he may turn wild.


2. I have NO IDEA of what the heat, mating, and birthing process entails. I know the female has been on heat once- someone else noticed though.

3. Washing their cage everyday. DH has to go through washing off poop every morning and evening from their cage. Nd its getting tiring esp if he comes back from work tired and I have to convince him of how nice it would be for the dogs not to die. Can someone please teach me how to potty train these disobedient dogs?

4. Supplements. Each time I go to buy their food people always have one recommendation or another about supplements. Can someone pls tell me very good supplements for them?

Thank you.

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Pets / Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by sayoberry(f): 3:50pm On Aug 31, 2015
RexTramadol1:


Alhaja Coli



Av u heard of digbolugi?



Loooooollll This made my day!!!
Webmasters / Re: If You Had To Choose Between True Love & Unlimited 100gbps Wi-fi by sayoberry(f): 12:32pm On Aug 30, 2015
Please what is true love??
Family / Re: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by sayoberry(f): 11:12am On Aug 30, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
...and I just laughed for the first time today
Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha
*dies *
*pours cold palmwine on Jeff to wake him up*
Romance / Re: My Girl His Local(pic Of Whot She Do) by sayoberry(f): 10:43am On Aug 30, 2015
*changes topic*
My girlfriend and I are illiterates.
Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 2 by sayoberry(f): 10:07pm On Aug 19, 2015
*runs into thread*
*stops to breathe*
E gbo dem wan close border? Make dem give dem selves brain o. Idowu and Alaba are not ready to come o
Ill be ready after tvegas and phema and nef

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 10:20pm On Aug 08, 2015
Mzora:
@sayoberry hw long did ur baby poo last (teething)before he stopped?

He's still pooing but not all d time like last week. Took him for a check yesterday. Was given flagyl and some other antibiotics.
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by sayoberry(f): 11:45pm On Aug 07, 2015
talltosyne:
@sayoberry, Dr. Robert, formost based Hospital. Cocacola area . U can reach him on 08038569080.

God bless you, pls are there anymore?
Crime / Re: OMG Pastor Beheads Pregnant Wife,hides Corpse In A Bowl by sayoberry(f): 11:30pm On Aug 06, 2015
People arnt even scared of God again. He went to church to conduct service and sure would have mentioned God's name, God is just too patient.
Family / Re: (photo)reason Why Some Females Will Forever Remain Single by sayoberry(f): 11:21pm On Aug 06, 2015
Is this not corn-bread? Ehn? She don make the corn bread abeg free the babe

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Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by sayoberry(f): 1:06am On Aug 06, 2015
Pls does anyone know a good gynae in ibadan. I have a fam that has been ttc for 15 years.
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by sayoberry(f): 1:05am On Aug 06, 2015
This new month the lord will put a smile on your lips, a song in your heart, a reason to laugh, a reason to cry tears of joy, a reason to celebrate, a reason to be celebrated.

He will cause your enemies to fail, he will guide you and protect you.
God will look down on you, he will open heavens for you, he will bless you with what your heart wants, and comfort you. For his plans for you are not of evil but of good.
Happy new month all smiley

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 12:59am On Aug 06, 2015
August mamas---- 'ese a tele layo loruko Jesu' amin. Dey prepare bag. ill await birth stories
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 12:57am On Aug 06, 2015
I can't take lip sucking o. It takes forever to stop a child. I have a forty something year old somebody that sucks lip.
When one of my previous dota wanted to start, I used to use a finger to tap her mouth till she stopped.
I got a pacifier and son is taking it, but spits when he wants to sleep because he lies on his chest so it gets in the way.

God will watch over our children for us. Pls let us constantly pray for them. Anytime I'm busy with the twins I usually mumble a prayer cos aswear this wahala dey too much. As 1am don reach now I still dey sing "twinkle twinke lirru star", one person go con say I no go reap fruit of my labour. NA God go deal with the person to, fro, front back and center.

May god bless us beyond our imaginations. Amen

*looks at twins and resumes singing*

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 12:41am On Aug 06, 2015
sheweezy:
Help me o, my baby seems to want to suck thumb and tongue. How can I stop him na cos na daily battle o and he keeps crying whenever I stop him. He accepts pacifier but can't grab yet so it falls and the crying starts whenever it falls. What do I do na
He is 8 weeks old.

Get pacifier. I've gotten one too
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 12:40am On Aug 06, 2015
Mzora:
@sayoberry what are the changes u noticed in your boys poo?

Watery, greenish(for formula) and dark brown (for pap), foamy (as if soap was there) and really smelly. It has reduced now. They were pooing at least four times a day before. But now once a day.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 10:53pm On Aug 04, 2015
beedam:

Gbadun me? E reach as sayoberry dey Gbadun milo? grin
shocked
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 10:45pm On Aug 04, 2015
joyousf:


haha....its a joy to see them achieve a major milestone. and to think its happening at almost same time. Weldone mama twins

I'm always excited each time wink weldone to you too
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 10:23pm On Aug 04, 2015
dunnybaby26:


I think thumb suckin is an addiction cos my sis didn't stop until she was in ss2.he wil stop wen he wants 2 stop

Ss2 KE? Lol. I put bitterleaf on his fingers and he sucked it sad

Kaffy4bill tahnk you grin

Mzora does she use teething powder or any tEething substance?
Health / Re: Fitness 101 by sayoberry(f): 10:23pm On Aug 04, 2015
Kimoni:

Madam, you are on day what today naa wink
Day zero. I've not found anything for a lazy person like me yet
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 6:26pm On Aug 04, 2015
Twins are 5 months today.
For about four days now the babies changed. Their poo changed, they were running temp on the head at night, they were not feeding well, and had cough and catarrh. I gave them syrups for the cough and cold, and pcm for d high temp.

I was already thinking of taking them to the hospital iF no improvement, then yesterday night twin boy brought my finger and bit me and that's when I felt it. Teeth!!! I checked and saw two rising teeth! I died and rose again out of excitement but at d back of my mind I was like *my niipple go hear am from now on. grin I quickly dipped my hand into twin girl's mouth to check hers too. No teethed but her gums were swollen and hot. I felt sorry for her. So I've been putting napkins in the fridge for them to chew on to ease the pains of teething. Ill watch closely today and tomoro and decide whether to still take them.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 2:40pm On Jul 31, 2015
Bloomingbud:
Can't help but comment on this beautiful thread, congratulations to the proud family and lala4sure, God bless and keep the babies.
Don't know what am always looking for on this thread, not pregnant and not even married but you guys really rock.

Shout out to: aunty zaynie, lovinam, kimoni, rezzy, ever funny sayoberry and all pushing and nursing mothers, God bless and keep your families. Shalom.

U go soon join... Oya go marry and come and share morning sickness story and complaints... Ill be viewing you in 5D.

Modath, AF you born I no see u ma
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 9:11am On Jul 31, 2015
Proudmum, proudpapa, congrats on your baby!! May he bring joy into your lives.
Family / Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by sayoberry(f): 6:20pm On Jul 30, 2015
*loud sobs* this posts made me miss my mum. the day she was dying she was asking everybody to call me.. sad I saw the calls and dint pick. In my mind I was like "awon wo leleyi" till my DH called to tell me. It was too late already. sad
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by sayoberry(f): 4:07pm On Jul 30, 2015
rezzy:

You AF port to this place? Twins dey cry.
I AF port o, NA to dey cook remain.

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 4:05pm On Jul 30, 2015
Rashomo:


mummy, let me be candid wit u,dere is nothing can do dan to make sure u always remove it from his mouth,u have to be careful of all dos tins u put on his hand in order for him not to suck..Once dey Are Addicted to it...hmm..IT IS BETTER TO PREVENT THEM THAN WANTING TO STOP IT LATER..

I wish I had prevented earlier and at d same time I'm always at ease when he sucks(I have to confess) for example when I'm having a difficult time with both of them-crying together for no reason I know, once d boy finds his fingers in his mouth he is at peace, while I would have to carry twin girl, sing, clap, dance-and cry sef if need be.
Since I can't find any method (cos removing it all d time doesn't work-i tried it too) ill just shut my eyes till we get a remedy

Rezzy ur post made me laugh. With the blisters too I tot he was going to stop.

Babythug, ill be watching u in 5D grin
Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by sayoberry(f): 2:51pm On Jul 30, 2015
babythug:


You should just counsel the boy on the dangers of thumb sucking

He's 5 months old! How do I start? Won't he just roll his eyes and look away like "what's this woman talking about"?

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by sayoberry(f): 2:50pm On Jul 30, 2015
FO-low-win
Health / Re: Fitness 101 by sayoberry(f): 2:26pm On Jul 30, 2015
Make I join?? Are there any exercises for lazy people like me?? I like my bed a lot wink
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 1:59pm On Jul 30, 2015
Kimoni:

Get out of my head!!! angry angry grin
grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 2 by sayoberry(f): 1:57pm On Jul 30, 2015
Chizee02:
Hi everyone, I am pregnant and I intend having my baby in the US .Please I need a detailed and clear information as to how to go about it, what to do first and what follows next. Don't have any state and birthing facility in mind yet , need the guidance of people who have done this before.

I don't think people on here help do others homework o. U gats to read. Like dedicate a whole week to read. Even if someone helps answer ur question, it won't be as good as reading ur self. So here www.nairaland.com/617280/give-birth-usa-cost-procedure/5 , Start there then proceed to here and start from page one. Gods speed!

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by sayoberry(f): 1:50pm On Jul 30, 2015
The way I'm reading on here makes belle want to hungry me but I jump pass. grin how una dey??
Congrats to all d mama Wey born and those that saw their BFP. The ttc mamas lurking in here, pls start practicing how to share your testimony. May all our prayers be answered.
Looking forward to meeting you on the babies thread smiley

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