₦airaland Forum

bestestgirl:
The wait will surely end in good news, I am keeping my fingers crossed for you guys. When you receive your appointment letters, I will buy you drinks in the classy bar JBLUV55

just for those drinks ... We won't let u down ... and like the Wizard # observation mode....

tolutweety:
I see known faces on this thread...
Bosses...I hail o,I remain loyal o !!
@scarletdp
@wizardofOz1
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I hail too ooooo...

But for real.. you enter into an exam ur answer sheet is labelled 1-60 and anoda 1-60.. but questions are 1-100 at first instinct I believe the wise thing to do is answer 1 to 60 den 1 to 40.. except told otherwise... no disrespect to ppl who did otherwise but if that was d instruction given I Blv d invigilator should be able to fight for ya'll.... plus you'll do ur self good if u send dem a mail with regards to this.

profsalvage:
Ugo Kingsley, A.K.A Scoffied, you reek of crass indiscipline and you epitomize fatuousness , you are a raving bonker cruising on a first class flight to hades, your nerdy-like attitude depicts you as a cockamamie, your cerebral dwarfism is amazing, too dreary and conterminous to intellectual bankruptcy.
i wont exchange vitriolic with a chimera. But down to the basics since you said your objective is to create a platform for learning.
Your answer on "which of these is a refrigerant ... ?' is wrong, it is not Freon, but Sulfur dioxide.
Freon is the trade name of DuPont which produces and packages non-halogenated hydrocarbons refrigerant, types of refrigerant includes ammonia, sulfur dioxide, and non-halogenated hydrocarbons such as propane.
Its just like asking, which of these is not a building material (1) blocks (2) cement (3) nails (4) Dangote. and you decide to pick (4) Dangote, because there is dangote cement then you are wrong, dangote is a trade name of a company that produces cement.
If you were to be in United States, you will be tied to the stakes and shot on the chest for low intelligence. I still insist that you are not likely to score above 40%, anything other than that is fraud.

Buhahahahahahaha. .. men this dude cracked my ribs mehn. ... Thanks anyway for d hard words... d more I looked up d meaning, d more I laughed....

goksman007:
Am tired of this thread,insults flying everywhere, so much hate..pls can sumone create another thread..haba

lol.. relax... when results show... ds thread would b a different one.. For the time being enjoy d volleyball of insults ...

ya'll should take a chill pill mehn.... I actually was surprised at how easy the test was... It sure doesn't mean I'll get everything...d scoffield dude made a comment bt maybe he dint construct it well enough...And d whole thread wanna crucify him... its jst his perception of d exam, I c nothing wrong in that.... Some opinions or questions on ds thread has been unbelievable. ... u insult yourselves back n forth yet u call him a kid n jobless, I only wonder what dt makes u.... quite a bunch would unfollow ds thread once results are out and den we get more meaningful posts.. scoffield we all make mistakes n say certain things we say might be taken out of context but how a man handles himself after being corrected defines him.... and even a mad man has got reasons to fight.. His reasons are just not reasonable to u...

MAKEWAY2029:
No be today we begin hear all these kain things. Na so boys for secondary school go finish exam come out begin make noise no know say dem been dey answer 'opposite in meaning' when the questions said 'nearest in meaning'. In the end Phillips Consulting go begin say 50% of Nigerian graduates couldn't pass Basic Science questions. Some men dey claim say that sense organ question was even wrong, cos there was no 'brain' in the options. Guy relax. I no sabi anything about NNPC, some logic confuse me, some maths knack my skull, some verbal self I CANNOT SAY...and I aint exactly shoeless. Some guys never write apt test in 8 years...many guys who came have been working in other places. My doctor friends just 'abandoned' all those quantitative reasoning questions self...wetin consign docta with histogram? Sha, make Jah help us. Good luck my brother.

my guy.... We are together my brother.....

otega88:
I don't believe in any quota thing bro. My view though

A man has got the right to believe whatever convinces him...

GetPosted:
Lol. Bro, you're not directly competing with just any Engineer, you're competing for a space with folks from your state, particularly the Engineers (if you are one)
#NLNG's-Quota-System

lol.. yeah i know... i'm even competing with you sef.. lol... Otega88 dey laugh... lets not even start with quota... maybe it was the quota stuff that made dem wipe off about 200 pages of this thread few months back.

sexyjob:
You are good

Sexyjob, i tot we agreed you should go to Total naaaa... REduce d competition biko, What are u still doing here.. *sad Face*
Plus i'm sure ur an engineer. chai...

viexcey:
While I'm still waiting for my mail someone should solve these Buoyancy questions showing us solutions and formulas:

Which kind questions be this na.. how person wan dey remember formulars...

vantage7:
Some are sounding like it was good riddance when the oracle left, when the most anxious wait of all is still ahead i.e. after AC when we would be so close we could taste it. An insider companion during that period would be appreciated even though not absolutely needed. Speaking for meself here. And it's not like the info adds to our chances in any way. For me, it just comes in handy when planning my activities.

Whatever rocks your boat mehn.....

yetseyi:
tnks

De Nada

yetseyi:
pls is there anybody whose center is in lagos and has gotten the email invite. kindly post the centers. tnks.

I think if u read back, someone posted Airforce base ikeja as the centre written on the mail sent to him.

LKO:
Is there a differnce between the advance accreditation and on site accreditation as stated in the email? Are both compulsory for the purpose of the test? I intend going on Saturday. Please I need explanation. Thanks.

Its the same thing, they know the world is coming to write he test.. so its better to do accreditation on friday den continue on saturday.
NOthing to fear about/. The mail says accreditation begins on fri AND on sat.. I intend going on saturday myself, coz of work. so chill bruv

Dfavouredone:
Just got this some hours ago.
Dear *******************,
With reference to our earlier correspondence to you on your success in the NLNG Graduate Trainee 2nd stage Exercise.
Kindly be advised that the next step of this Exercise (3rd stage) is scheduled for late Q1 2015. Details of this will be communicated to you in the early part of the year 2015.
Any inconvenience due to this is highly regretted. We sincerely appreciate your continued interest in Nigeria LNG Limited.
Kindly use our Recruitment.Online@nlng.com; email should you require additional enquiries.
Best Regards,
NLNG Recruitment Team

Really?

Please louken if you're still here, i wanna know if the Test two that has all them Bouyancy, Local losses, Cathode Ray Oscilloscope, Waves, if its also at this first stage or later stages.

ceetee:
Late Q1 2015. Oracle not required afterall.

Say that again bruva....

airsaylongcon:
Don't worry... This thread will catch-a-flame soon. But NNPC no try o... Since 2012! And we are complaining.... Abeg make we drag mat come outside dey wait... #NoShakement

Mehn i'm telling you.. since 2012... We strong for this country sha...

NNPC's Thread is buzzing... makes me remember this one when we started...

tochiddy:
Lesson learnt,so even the 'almighty dplacement' can also make mistake, see how he just goofed under this little pressure, he s nt invincible or untouchable after all. He came one more time to mock us that 'we slow sha' wen nemesis caught up with him. Atleast one of his colleagues in dia 2007 batch must definitely know who ahonhia personally is so I go continue my enquiry wen I get thr coz I gatz break words wit am (joking). Generally, dplacement started well on ds thread, I won't deny dat fact but he lost his way somewhr along the line as d desire 2 b mischievous got d better of him. Lastly, a big thanks to dplacement 4 keeping us company during ds period though, it was fun in a way sha and annoying in another way #peace

correct man...

LinkedIn, twitter, fb, Google, instagram? to decipher d dude... Some people get time sha..... ozkcorp we are together. .. lol

PrinceofParis:
I go bite you, rastle you, rough handle you, boot you, malhandle and atomize you oh bro!!!.. Oya dem don call spade 'shovel', please bro shoot their moniker, maybe the real person typing will die!!..let's move on chief.
Adob16[b][/b] if you are pretty[b][/b], we could get married at in Rivers oh..you salary + mine will make loads of sense mehn!!!

and if she isn't pretty?

lol... mehn I luv this thread .... Most dudes are attacking with fun while some r just too serious. imagine after the interview, d interviewer says "hmmm I just got an info about ur state, it's about whether anyone from der would be chosen or not" What da heck is that? somethings are better left unsaid abeg.... its quite obvious a vague info would spring chaos den why say It... If he dint say anything won't nlng call, wouldn't u still go....does it change anything... and if you think we all got to this stage coz of info gotten here.... you gotta think again..... just because someone helped u in d past doesn't mean dey can walk all over u whenever they like... ur doin more harm Dan good if u remain quiet coz d person might actually not know... d placement's intention was obviously to aid but it dint turn out that way... pointing that out isn't a bad thing... let's call a spade what it is abeg....

WizardofOz1:
When Dplacement "stumbled" on the non-public domain info, he had a choice - reveal and be (possibly made) traceable and ruin the "integrity" of the process or stay mum and let time run its course. Was his decision to reveal tht something was up in this gt14 the right one? Maybe, maybe not but doesn't that depend on how much his revelation or lack of affects you? Now upon giving his "insight", we had the option to respond in a variety of ways and also not to respond at all. Some thanked him for furnishing this thread wv some pseudo-revelation (how I see it), some faulted his lack of trying ('if you wanna say smthn then say it not coming here to give vague stuff, right?'), some others faulted those who thanked him calling them "a$$kissers". He's done what he's done, that's past but if you're displeased by what he did, shouldn't you be asking yourself WHY? Let's be honest, all he's ever posted like he rightly said is what anyone tht can scour the internet properly can put together. Look at the GT2007 group, who was their "Dplacement"? No one. And they all moved with the process, learning and practicing and sharing as they could. Some didn't even know what to expect at each stage, some didn't even know what Assessment centers were all about even when they got their invite packets. Forgive my drifting but an ungrateful person can be bearable but what's most ugly to behold is one who unashamedly displays his ingratitude in public. If what Dplacement posted doesn't go well with you and in fact you're a bit pissed coz u see it as him maybe dangling a piece of bread before you n making u battle over crumbs, it's your right to feel that way but as adults who I believe have come to some intelligence wouldn't it be right to recognize that there may be others that do not feel as you do? Why brand others that welcomed his post 'a$$kissers'? I don't get it.
Am I defending him? Heck no, he doesn't need it . Am I trying to censor what ppl say in their posts? Definitely not. What I just wanna get across is, if you can't respect diversity of opinions regarding a matter and can easily resort to name calling then your case is a really sad one. Let's grow up, please.
Shalom.

errrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. ok

elders will always say look before u leap, uniben student what did u do

Rapsainot:
Alone with my thoughts!!!

thoughts running through my mind as to why trisha and iheanyi40 are catching up with our thread

stevoskyj:
Them dey rejoice and sing praises to God for this new day

Day to day we struggle for survival

So since 2012 na now dem remember us... na wa oooo

Knorr cube, super taste for your cooking, so says the advert

talk2riel:
Tired of this game, by the way where is ericomoto

ericomoto dey house dey cook food with ajinomoto

MaforBea:
The "asss" licking in here is astounding! I hope somebody would not kneel down and beg for the job during the interview. Cheers.

Aswear its astonishing... i opened nairaland and saw about (27) next to FT. I wondered what could have got ppl talking. Not surprised anyway...

DPlacement:
Usually I only give out information that is in the public domain.
Today I stumbled on some information that's not out there. I'm in a moral dilemma here.
It has to do with dates.

The info u stumbled upon that isn't in the public domain that has got u stuck in a moral dilemma has got absolutely no effect on how the remainder of this recruitment process is gonna go down... It woulda been better if u had wrote nada...

But den again you got some ppl's blood pumping again, could u pls turn around and bend over, i wanna kiss a.$.$