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The quota system is jst a biatch one can't really comprehend... Ok get ds... If we're all spread across our states of origin n d top 3 in every state or in most states are from engr dept... U think dey'll b called dat way? Nw my point is afta competin wt peeps 4rm ur state, dn u'll do same wt peeps from oda states bt same depts... Damn! Even Jupiters c.o.c.k aint as hard as ds recruitment exercise

Mastersplinter: I wonder why u guys feel the need to turn this thread into a game of thrones thread. Can It be soo hard to differentiate work from play? Better we even talk about other goings ons as per other companies than movies

So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Don't just view the thread, register and comment.. when u drop a post, someone finds a fault in it (including me).... if its about luv, someone attacks, about 'send past questions to my mail, someone attacks'.... about movies, someone attacks... about amt of ppl to b called for assesment centre and dose to be recruited,(lol) someone attacks.... Bt what if thru d love topics u find ur soul mate, what if when ur watching d movie u polish ur verbal communication for the NLNG interview.....No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another.

davide470: I should have laughed but they say it grows so cold up here in winter that a
man's laughter freezes in his throat and chokes him to death. Perhaps that is why the Starks have so little humor

You just murdered me.....

MAKEWAY2029: Badt guy. You are truly Ramsay Snow...sorry, you're a Bolton now...Ramsay Bolton. Keep flaying any folks that act like dem are Reek...I'l just look on from a distance like Roose Bolton. Hehe.

hehehehehehhehe... the fault wasn't mine... i couldn't carry d name snow around all mi life. i deserve better. even father knew dat in his gut, i jst had to make him realise it.... i tried to break words with reek over wine or swords, d choice was his...he chose the latter...

MAKEWAY2029: Hehe. I have been on the sidelines partner, watching you flay some folks like you was Ramsay Bolton of the Dreadforth. Anyway, I dey observe things codedly.

heheehehehehehe... free some dudes joooorrrr.. dey've gat no idea what winter is.. tha last winter if u remove ur gloves so u can unzip to take a piss, you'll loose a finger to the frost... that being said... what is dead may never die

Oh MAKEWAY2029 has re-surfaced... where da hell hv u bin bruv... Missed all em Humor....

basille: This is what i would have love to reply you "Who is hating? Bítch please, i got better things to do, go get a life & FYI i'm still a student you dumb-fuucck."
But i won't, because i'm a perfect gentleman!
But honestly, all jokes and bullshit aside, you need to get a life

And u think u dont need to get one...

denass16: Hmm...ur entropy level high o! Me sign out..

Lol.... Nuffin bro, we aii

okzcorp: Dypo, welldone bro, you are my man. Lewinsee I don't understand your point at all, misconstrue what? U b woman wey like beef? The guy I referred to understood my point and did sometin positive like i requested you dey dere dey construe and misconstrue.

Lol.. Aswear i was abt writting who's ds chic, when i read dah post.....

In the uni my first A came 1st semester 100 level... Neva had an F.. wasnt surprised about the A tho but was surprised abt the number of A's cz d result for all d courses came out at d same tym

Lewinskee: Every dispute must not be ended with shaking of hands. The two parties may agree to disagree, and go their separate ways. Bdw, not every settlement of dispute between two parties leads to friendship between them afterwards.

And i had no idea about that...

denass16: Well, u'll have to use your common sense for that
Dont think there is any magic formula that can decidedly determine that for u

Lol... And dat common sense dint tell u, mine was one to avoid? Blv me dude its jst perception... If u feel d need to correct a statement, feel free n if I'm wrong i'll take correction n apologize if d need b... Hw can one say d data checkin test ws a privy info, wen a mail sent to u said practice shl, n wen u go to d shl site u'll see data checkin n odas, whose fault is it if u open an shl site to practice jst num, ver n abs bt on d exam day u see data checkin.... Dt info on nairaland gave us d heads up n positioned us beta, which is wat d blog is for, bt d amt of AC n dose dt wud b recruited i wonder wat dah does.. The whole tin started from my sacarstic reply, n afta few exchange of posts i felt d need to apologize n let tins lie and nw he's formin ' i dint shake hands', 'we don't hv to b friends blah blah blah.... Like i care....

dypo: I didn't shake hands with you.
And besides, I found my answer.

Whatevs

denass16: Na wa for u o! @scarlet. The guy asked a simple question for heavén sake. Not even an impossible question cos there are instances where it is public knowledge the no of vacancies available. Sometimes it is wiser to keep silent even to silly questions. Besides don't be surprised someone in this forum has a pretty good idea and might be able to enlighten him/her. Abeg allow the the dude jare!

lol....I don allow the dude na.. read further. u no see say we don shake hands...well if u say so.. shey u can read one person wrote 800, anoda wrote a diff invigilator said 450... plus wen i read it, d first tin dt came to mind was hw would knowing ensure u pass. or if u knew it was 5ppl would u have prepared differently , if u knew it ws 4000 would u have relaxed more or something... i couldnt jst get it. anyways diff strokes for diff folks

Just outta curiosity, how do u determine the other times it is wiser to not keep quiet to silly questions?

KevinKupr8: Just to chip this in.
He [dplacement] mentioned this to us right after the shl test.
That we should be rest assured that things would pan out as good.
And he passed a critical information that we should sow a dangerous seed. (God will do the rest)
Thats all.
Concerning when the List for AC will come out; if he had it at hand he would have given us that information.
Reminder. Before the SHL test, he mentioned that we would be writing the test a night before.
So be calm, cool and collected.
Our Great day is coming.
Cheers.

... really? @ d bolded

Dpress: then How come the lady head invigilator in ma test said it's about 450?

LOL

dypo: *sigh*
I'll keep quiet. Not because of that "thing" but because I'm just realizing that making comments doesn't improve my chances of getting the job.
Please disregard my previous comments.

MY POINT EXACTLY...but sorry about the way i passed it... i never meant to insult u.

dypo: Seriously, I get the bants (really I do) but people need to watch what they say sometimes. That you have an alias or are hiding behind your monitor doesn't make you morally superior, only makes you conceited.
Please, it is important to treat people with respect.

'I wont trade words with you" yet yu are. Is ds guy for real....lmfao @hiding behind my monitor... someone steals, u call d person a thief and ppl say its an insult. whats d insult der. certain words exist to describe certain acts...Oga get a grip of ursef, u asked a dumb question accept it.... and d word dumb isnt used as an insult to u, bt it describes d kind of question u asked. jeeeeeeeez even nlng told us to practice shl in d mail dat was sent, first stage mail had somethin abt 'com wt ur waec slip' before it was corrected. and der is no way in hell a company would invite u for an assessment centre and not tell you, cz it takes d whole day and dey would want u prepared....kai some peeps shaaaaa

Does anybody have an idea how many would be called for the Assessment Centre? And beyond that, about how many will be finally recruited?
read dat tin again and tell me it makes sense....

dypo: You needn't talk like that. Besides, you'd be surprised that some people already know such. There is information that is just about as privy as that on this forum. So sharrap if you have nothing useful to say

lol.... what real n accurate info have u seen on ds forum that is as privy as what u asked.. Is it the "we were 18000 at d first stage and nw 5000 for d second stage blah blah blah? or is it the break down of salary shown few posts above? Abegi... d best and most accurate info u can get on this forum is format for exams, assesment centre and of course when mails for successful and unsuccessful candidates starts dropping, u'll surely know....anythin else bros its jst speculations. i should sharap if i'v gat nothin useful to say? and ur question was something useful cz it'll change our SHL scores... smh... dude "It is better to have people think you a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
Make of this what you will

if u scored above 50 in d previous test, den u can complain about re-writting, and hw dey wasted ur tym n t-fare and all, but if u dint.. SHUTUP and thank God u were given an opportunoty to re-write.

dypo: Does anybody have an idea how many would be called for the Assessment Centre? And beyond that, about how many will be finally recruited.

Some Questions shaaaaaaaaaaaa.... Hw dah hell r we suppose to know.... Well, 1million would be called for assesment centre.. 2million would be recruited

whoever read the above, pls summarize... *yawns*

Lately, i have bin reading so many ' Its not a do or die affair, if u dont get it, go on wt ur life' before if u dont get it will u sit down n cry all ur life?

nmezi1: Exactly one month after the Shl test, fingers still crossed, ears to the ground, and eyes piercing desperately for some news. Well I've got one for you all....... It's not of him that willeth or him that runneth, but of the Lord who showet mercy. Be still and know that HE is God!

Thats what u gat for us.. WOW! we didn't know....

Pls doc a quick one... i have ds unbearable pain, at d left end of my dentition... The pain is sooooo much i can't chew, i can't even open my mouth well to brush.... Pls i feel like crying.... What do i do.... Could it b a new tooth growing or what, cz i used to think i already had 32teeth pus I'm 26yrs old.... D pain started 2days ago bt it was mild, but ds morning i can't take it...

davide470: When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives." – Eddard Stark
Don't be a lone wolf.. Go watch the Games of Thrones, because
When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There's no middle ground." – Cersei Lannister
Finally!
The common people pray for rain, healthy children, and a summer that never ends. It is no matter to them if the high lords play their game of thrones, so long as they are left in peace. They never are.- Jorah Mormont

You killed it...

Rich4god: Thanks my dear... Done already... The test was easy on my part... Though i clicked on sm wrong answer out of tryn to be fast and sm questns dont have the correct answer in the option... I have done my part... Hoping on God...


You solve question wrong, u say e no get correct answer..... Are you For real? smh

kblaze111: great series, just finished season 2.
men wud name their sons after us.

WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!... Season 2? Hurry up bro..... coz a dying mind is a demented mind.. for all the weight they r given, the last words of a man is of lil significance jst as his first....

'Children will sing songs about us!

AYE!!!

Women will think of us when their lovers are inside them!!

AYE!!!

Men will scream our names as they charge into battle!!!

AYE!!!

What is dead may never dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Easy peeps.... whats the point of taking life too seriously, its not like anyone's gonna get out alive....

someone this video has been sent to, should please send to me.. Thanks n God bless.

scarlet4evercute@yahoo.com

please could someone shed more light on the effect of this CBN policy that All international money transfer should be paid in naira. thanks and God bless..

tbagjames: Even the Bible has condemned it already and you are here saying only God can judge. Am sure His judgement wont favour you

what did d bible... Mr man read d whole verse before u type... Dint u c shave ur head der... Or beards... Why dint u choose dose ones...don't take d bible part by part... Take it wholly... Don't pick what suit u...