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8. The American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental illness until 1973.

9. British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh.

10. A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year.

11. The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you've finished saying it, it's too late.

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1. When Barcelona's Xavi was 19, he almost
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7. Cristiano Ronaldo was named after former US
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8. Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey with
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9. Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his
youth team won 23 - 0. He scored all 23 goals.
10. Chelsea have been relegated more times than
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11. The difference in Messi's age and Ronaldo's
age is 869 days. The same difference between
Messi and Ronaldo's son.
12. Zinedine Zidane was never caught offside in
his whole career.
13. Only one GOLD Premier League trophy has
been awarded and it was to Arsenal because in
2003/2004 season,
they didn't lose one match.
14. Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92 hat-tricks,
4goals on 31
occasions, 5 goals on 6 occasions, and 8 goals
onan occasion.
15. When Mourinho says you have a bright future,
it means you can't make his team at the present.
16. Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at
the age
of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher for
mocking his family's financial status.
17. CR7 has no tattoos because he frequently
gives blood and getting a tattoo will render him
unable to do so for 6 months.
18. Real Madrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez
jerseys in one day. Juventus sold 0 (zero)
Bendtner jersey in one season.
19. In January 2003, Van Gaal was SACKED by
Barcelona after leaving them just 3 points above
the relegation zone.
20. Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes attended the
same Tactical Management School.
21. Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit,
Henry,Vieira,
Fabregas, RVP, Adebayor and Nasri for £42
million. Then sold them for £206 million.
22. Hearts of Oak never lost a game in the Ghana
Premier League but they couldn't clinch the
league title.
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tnx 4 d post @ op

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JoeVetar:
Please is it virginity or approach...because I just checked my dictionary and approach meant two things.....Thanks

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