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Christianity Etc › Re: Limousine: Truth About Kumuyi's Limo Saga by Scatterscatter(m): 1:57pm On Sep 26, 2021
Nigerians are constantly looking for ways to drag people down.

I wish Nigerians can take full responsibility for their actions and know that no one is responsible for their frustration and poverty.

People need to start focusing on things that will make life better.

OP trust me, some people will still call you a lair simply because they have made up their mind to be ignorant and poor forever
Celebrities › Re: Oritse Femi Involved In A Car Accident In Ogun State (Pictures) by Scatterscatter(m): 1:42pm On Sep 26, 2021
Bantu10:
The way we abuse words here.

It cant be ghastly if someone didn't die.
You are wrong.

Fatal is used when someone dies.
Pets › Re: Which Domestic Animal Do You Think Is Strong Enough To Kill This Cat? (Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 10:48am On Sep 25, 2021
HedwigesMaduro:
1. Being drenched could have been due to rain/dew etc.
2. The laceration/bite might be on the side on which its lying down.
3. Cobras and mambas don't make noise either. Even if a cat is fighting a butterfly it will still be hissing.
4. If the python had swallowed it whole, it would have crawled somewhere safe to digest. It wouldn't risk regurgitating it, because that would put it at a greater risk.
1) look at the surrounding, does it look damp?
2) Yes, a bite or laceration may be at the other side but I said that cos there's no sign of blood either on the cat or on the ground. This suggests it wasn't killed by a dog, leopard etc.
3)Yes, a venomous snake could have done this but the cat won't die, stretched and drenched in "liquid". This suggests it was strangled to death hence the stretch and swallowed, hence the dampness.
4) this you can't be certain of. The OP needs to say if he heard the noise at dawn or early in the night.
Pets › Re: Which Domestic Animal Do You Think Is Strong Enough To Kill This Cat? (Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 10:26am On Sep 23, 2021
It can only be a python.

Analyzing the image and the OP's report :

1. the cat looks drenched in liquid (most likely the python's gastric fluid)
2. No sign of laceration or deep teeth bite
3. You heard noise, most likely the noise of the cat only which means it was strangled to death.
4.And why the cat is still here is because the python spat it out due to discomfort or because it had to escape due to what ever reason.

Be on the watchout for the python as nature is about to provide you with free meat for peppersoup grin
Sports › Re: Ronnie Brunswijk: Vice President Of Suriname Plays For Their National Team by Scatterscatter(m): 2:41pm On Sep 22, 2021
I'm sha waiting for the coach that will substitute him. cool

Substitute and resign grin
TV/Movies › Re: Queen To Whitemoney: Stop Feeling Special, I Don’t Love You (BBNaija) by Scatterscatter(m): 7:49pm On Sep 21, 2021
jimyjames:
Mr scatterscatter all the nicknames means James, simple , put your life together jagaga is your name
Nah... I'm scatterscatter, you are JAGAJAGA!
Accept and move on.
TV/Movies › Re: Queen To Whitemoney: Stop Feeling Special, I Don’t Love You (BBNaija) by Scatterscatter(m): 7:41pm On Sep 21, 2021
jimyjames:
Who said nicknames shouldn't be taken seriously? Mr scatter, you are a scattered person, my name is James, Jim, jimy, Jamie jay , J, Jimmy are all my nicknames
Lol... You are the real scattered one. Look at amount of nicknames names you bare!
You sound like someone who lacks focus and direction.
Should I pick a befitting name for you? JAGAJAGA JAMES grin
JJJ for short
Celebrities › Re: Friday Star, Anthony Johnson Is Dead by Scatterscatter(m): 6:15pm On Sep 20, 2021
extol1:
wetin kill am?
Death
TV/Movies › Re: Queen To Whitemoney: Stop Feeling Special, I Don’t Love You (BBNaija) by Scatterscatter(m): 6:11pm On Sep 20, 2021
jimyjames:
grin OMG it's obvious your life is scattered but I never imagined it was scattered this bad, are you teaching me how I choose to spell my nickname? Why not send brother shaggi a message and tell him, his nickname is spelt shaggy not shaggi? You life is damn scattered my friend grin
Oh! So you know monikers are simply nicknames and they shouldn't be taken seriously. Why are you then taking mine seriously.
You speak from two sides of the mouth and it's not good for a man to talk before thinking.
TV/Movies › Re: Queen To Whitemoney: Stop Feeling Special, I Don’t Love You (BBNaija) by Scatterscatter(m): 5:23pm On Sep 20, 2021
Agboriotejoye:
But she was first with Boma when she entered the house.

It was after Boma spurned her that she moved towards WM

Your stories are not adding up
Wrong! Yes she was with Boma but she had WM as a side nigga from day 1. Boma had a better sex appeal and it's obvious cos most of the girls in the house wanted to get down with him.
Her strategy was to take Boma away from the girls, dethrone Maria as the Alpha female, and warm up to WM to split his fan base.

Did it work for her, YES!
TV/Movies › Re: Queen To Whitemoney: Stop Feeling Special, I Don’t Love You (BBNaija) by Scatterscatter(m): 5:17pm On Sep 20, 2021
jimyjames:
It's obvious Mr scatter, a man with a well fixed life won't be calling himself scatterscatter
Same way someone that claims to be "Jimy" can't even spell his name correctly. It's spelt "JIMMY"

I think you need to start by learning how to spell your impersonated name correctly before engaging me In any further discussion.

PS: I won't reply you again if your next reply doesn't make sense. Take your time and engage your brain.
TV/Movies › Re: Queen To Whitemoney: Stop Feeling Special, I Don’t Love You (BBNaija) by Scatterscatter(m): 4:57pm On Sep 20, 2021
jimyjames:
Use that gift to fix your scattered life , Mr scatter, a man with a scattered life can't see beyond his scattered life
Lol... Now you are the one seeing things for you to know I have a scattered life.

It's glaring you also have the gift
TV/Movies › Re: Queen To Whitemoney: Stop Feeling Special, I Don’t Love You (BBNaija) by Scatterscatter(m): 3:59pm On Sep 20, 2021
jimyjames:
You know what runs in whitemoneys mind and what runs in the mind of all females in the house? undecided My friend use that gift to better your life
I can even tell what's running through your mind right now. Unfortunately, it's noting to write home about.

Atleast I have a life to make better, you need to get a life!
TV/Movies › Re: Queen To Whitemoney: Stop Feeling Special, I Don’t Love You (BBNaija) by Scatterscatter(m): 3:55pm On Sep 20, 2021
Agboriotejoye:
Though I don't agree with that aspect of her knowing wm has fans because that will imply the HMs know what's going on outside, I generally agree with your thoughts
Believe it or not, she got the tip-off before entering the house. But I don't expect you to believe anyways
TV/Movies › Re: Queen To Whitemoney: Stop Feeling Special, I Don’t Love You (BBNaija) by Scatterscatter(m): 3:53pm On Sep 20, 2021
BKsoul:
How did she know he has crazy fans?? She dey see outside world....woo, e fit shock you oooh.... If anyone had told you that angel will outlive saskay and yousef in that house, would you believe?
I'm not surprised about Angel's rise to prominence. She'll even make top 5 and possibly end up as 4th, with either WM or Liquorose winning the show.

Saskay & Yousef never stood a chance against Angel so I'm not surprised.
TV/Movies › Re: Queen To Whitemoney: Stop Feeling Special, I Don’t Love You (BBNaija) by Scatterscatter(m): 11:23am On Sep 20, 2021
BKsoul:
story.... I be woman.... If white money asks queen out..she no go even think am before she say yes.... She is only using reverse psychology on him because white money is not reciprocating the kind of love she is giving him....
Trust me, this is a different case. Queen warmed up to WM because she knows he has crazy fans and it will work to her advantage. Every wondered why she picked up an unnecessary fight with Maria just in her day 2,she also decided to form love with WM the week that she was up for eviction.

The girl is strategic and there is no love in sight. BBN is a game and she's well aware of the reality
TV/Movies › Re: Queen To Whitemoney: Stop Feeling Special, I Don’t Love You (BBNaija) by Scatterscatter(m): 11:13am On Sep 20, 2021
BKsoul:
You don't love him, but at the mention of his name, you get wet and start dripping... Still go quarrel another woman because of him.... Lol...
So you honestly think Queen loves him because she confronted Jackie B! Girl is just acting a script.

Queen is a street girl that doesn't see sex as anything. It's just cruise. Catch feelings at your own risk.
TV/Movies › Re: Queen To Whitemoney: Stop Feeling Special, I Don’t Love You (BBNaija) by Scatterscatter(m): 11:08am On Sep 20, 2021
TBH, Whitemoney needs to stop feeling himself, thinking he knows everything and everything must revolve around him.

He even feels he knows more than biggie sef.

Baba no girl loves you in the house, na your food them just dey chop.
Crime › Re: Kidnapping: Ogun Police Warns Against Isolated Prayers In Forests by Scatterscatter(m): 9:20am On Sep 20, 2021
You can pray to God anywhere and if going to the forest to pray will lead to you paying "offering" (ransom) to kidnappers, then stay in your house.

Common sense is all we need.
Travel › Re: Container Falls Off Ojuelegba Bridge, Crushes Vehicle With Four Passengers by Scatterscatter(m): 8:40am On Sep 20, 2021
There's something about this Ojuelegba bridge. Same goes for Otedola bridge.

We need to conduct both physical and spiritual investigation to know the koko
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: I’d Have Taken Voluntary Exit If You Were Not Here – Saga Tells Nini by Scatterscatter(m): 8:32am On Sep 20, 2021
vickydevoka:
Bcus of show. U self de irritating n disgusting, Dem suppose ban u from nairaland
I'm sorry, I'm not the cause of your frustration. Abeg, Carry your bad energy go front.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: I’d Have Taken Voluntary Exit If You Were Not Here – Saga Tells Nini by Scatterscatter(m): 8:59pm On Sep 18, 2021
Sàga is irritating and disgusting. He shouldn't only be disqualified, he should be disowned by his father and sent to jail undecided
Sports › Re: Kevin De Bruyne Has Been Demoted From His Role As Man City's Vice Captain by Scatterscatter(m): 6:07pm On Sep 17, 2021
I feel like drinking garri with cold water, sugar and suya
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: I Don’t Owe Anyone An Apology – Boma by Scatterscatter(m): 9:39am On Sep 13, 2021
We don't need you in Nigeria sef. Actor wey no Sabi act undecided
Crime › Re: Cultists Hack Man To Death In Osogbo, Osun State by Scatterscatter(m): 9:20am On Sep 13, 2021
Anytime you want to report the death of a cultist, always start with "GOODNEWS, ANOTHER MUMU HAS DIED" thank you.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu To Jim Iyke: "You Are A Bad Guy" by Scatterscatter(m):
"Bad guy, somebody must die today"

Sometimes, all we need is a good laugh. We can't be serious all the time.

May laughter never seize in our lives.
Romance › Re: 2face Drama What Does It Teach Women? by Scatterscatter(m): 11:45am On Sep 11, 2021
Social media is only interested in bad news, don't ever think it will help to resolve your relationship issues.
Crime › Re: Usifo Ataga: Court Orders Chidinma, Accomplice Trial At High Court by Scatterscatter(m): 8:11am On Sep 07, 2021
This is a welcome development.

May we not fall into the hands on non God fearing side chics ooo embarassed
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Warns Nigeria Music Gospel Singers by Scatterscatter(m): 1:19pm On Sep 01, 2021
But pastors can use their gifts and get paid. AMAZING!

You are all ministers óf God and no one is superior. You minister in word, they minister in songs.
Education › Re: China Bans Exams For Six-Year-Olds As Beijing Retools Education System by Scatterscatter(m): 7:30am On Aug 31, 2021
The way to go!

6 year Olds have no business writing exams, all they need is food, play, social interaction with peers, and then sleep.

China has clearly borrowed a leaf from Finland.
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor, Victor Olaotan Is Dead by Scatterscatter(m): 9:25am On Aug 27, 2021
RIP Veteran. You lived and now it's time to rest.
Crime › Re: Suspected Cultists Kill Big J, MOSIEND Leader In Bayelsa State (Graphic Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 12:29pm On Jul 19, 2021
Candidlady:
Nothing gives me joy than seeing this gender roast
Hope you are ready to see your father roast also? kiss

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