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PoliticsRe: Akin Adesina: Atiku Abubakar rallies support for AfdB President by Scatterscatter(m):
Nigerians need to unite to always defend and support ours (provided the person is on the right side of the law). I hope we'll be able to learn from this event and continue in this vein going forward. Enough of the petty politics and tribalism, we need to unite & grow up if we want to be respected internationally

Kudos to Obj
Kudos to Atiku
Kudos to Zainab Ahmed.

PS: someone should please forward the Adesina probe story to Buhari's whatsapp, I don't think he has seen the news.

PoliticsRe: Construction Of NNS Karaduwa (P102): Nigeria's Second Indigenously Built Gunboat by Scatterscatter(m): 6:54pm On May 23, 2020
I won't say anything cos I'm not interested in scattering anything today
PoliticsRe: Operation Amotekun: FG interference, Governors' Intrigues Threaten Launch by Scatterscatter(m): 9:00am On Jan 09, 2020
NaijaOlosho:
The Yorubas are beginning to gradually regain consciousness from slumbering.

Setting up a regional security is a sign that they are preparing for the sudden break up of Nigeria should it involves war.

This would have been set up since ages, but they prefer to worship and serve the Hausa Fulani's.

Even if a Yoruba man is given independence (Oduduwa Nation) they will still just want to bow and worship the Fulani's

I don't just know why the relationship with Hausa Fulanishuh
Yorubas are very tactful and diplomatic and you can never predict what a Yoruba man is thinking. You don't talk until it's time to checkmate.

Igbos are chest beaters and full of empty arrogance.
No be everything be gra-gra
RomanceRe: Let Us Kick Off This Christmas With "Dry Jokes" by Scatterscatter(m): 7:04am On Dec 25, 2019
As I was sleeping this night, my Christmas chicken just appeared to me in my dream and shouted "merry Christmas"

Guess what! I told the chicken merry Christmas too.

Oya laugh cry
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 10:25am On Dec 22, 2019
Anyhow e be, we go surely make am, either in this country or abroad
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 1:36pm On Dec 16, 2019
Samsung ko, Nokia ni
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 10:25pm On Dec 15, 2019
Place wey this thread dey go ehn, na only God know lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 9:21pm On Dec 11, 2019
Word wey you no fit use price market for Oshodi
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 8:14am On Dec 11, 2019
Claptrap dey dictionary Sha! I'm in shock shocked
PoliticsRe: Senate Says Kalu's Seat Won't Be Declared Vacant Yet by Scatterscatter(m): 6:24am On Dec 08, 2019
Who the hell drafted that 1999 constitution
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 11:57am On Dec 07, 2019
Eye go swell tonight, I swear!
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 10:16am On Dec 05, 2019
Igbo can scatter the brain if taken without brain cool
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 7:43pm On Dec 03, 2019
Drugs can be harmful if abused! Please use according to prescription
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 10:14am On Dec 03, 2019
Real guy with zero worries, that's who Messi is. Finally, the argument about who the real G.O.A.T is has been resolved! All hail king MESSIX
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 11:39pm On Dec 02, 2019
Johntitus:
Worthwhile? No! Meanwhile, the problems of Nigeria ranges from tribalism, nepotism, corruption, favoritism and we, the youths of this great country.
Country filled with stubborn people. Imagine this one that posted YouTube link just to derail this sweet thread. May God gave Messi
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 7:34am On Dec 02, 2019
Love at your own risk
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 8:38am On Nov 30, 2019
Tiles makes the living room look glamorous, just ensure it isn't too smooth if you don't want it to send you to the great beyond
BusinessRe: EFCC Quizzes Allen Onyema Over $44.9 Million Wire Deals by Scatterscatter(m): 8:34am On Nov 30, 2019
makdcash:
Onyema,may God of daniel deliver u. Amen
You should have ended your comment with "if you are innocent"

What if he is guilty, God should still deliver him?

May the lion that didn't eat Daniel, eat you!
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 8:56pm On Nov 29, 2019
December will come and go but verily verily I say unto thee, your account balance will not remain the same there after
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 8:01pm On Nov 29, 2019
Now is the right time to scope any girl, with Xmas around the corner, she'll surely say yes
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 7:25pm On Nov 29, 2019
Trousers no just get any beta way to use start sentence lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 9:09am On Nov 29, 2019
Swear that you've never had a crush on your teacher
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 9:10pm On Nov 28, 2019
Blue and black, or black and blue, both sound like gbas-gbos to me
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 7:13pm On Nov 28, 2019
Time will tell, but trust me, Joshua will beat him like a thief this time around
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 7:54am On Nov 28, 2019
Oooo ti ni problem
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 9:33pm On Nov 27, 2019
You and johntitus na gay? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 1:40pm On Nov 27, 2019
Brother Bankygee, ask brainiac12 what he did to the sugar mummy again, we are waiting undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 9:10pm On Nov 26, 2019
Skirt and even blouse!
CrimeRe: Robbers Attack UNIABUJA Medical Hostel Again, Many Injured (Graphic Photos) by Scatterscatter(m): 6:58pm On Nov 26, 2019
Na WA ooo!

Doctors don wound, who will now treat the doctors huh

Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 3:51pm On Nov 26, 2019
Synonyms & antonyms, those two things show me pepper for secondary school
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 2:07pm On Nov 26, 2019
Mattress that will most likely be tarthered but they dress to kill with maximum makeup on their faces, looking for rich guys that will fall prey to their boobs and padded yansh
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 9:29am On Nov 26, 2019
Queens wey mumu undecided

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