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LMAO!

Make dem come play monkey post for my adugbo we go give 11-1 then we go send dem packing! Aliens ko, monsters ni?

God see us true!

I be womaniser oh!

APC went to Borno, BH strikes! Jonathandull went to Borno yesterday (he's even there up till now, strategising with BH commandants on their next 2015 plan), BH didn't strike oh! That's to show how BH and the FG work in handy.

Sounds interesting, I need to go back and finish reading. BTW, 1st to comment before all this kids come counting!

PS: Mods, I think this is a front page material, yeah that's my words!

born2fuck: calling your number 1 president who is old enough to be your father mumu has shown that you are the greatest mumu of all century, why can't you send either your Dad,brothers or uncle to fight for presidencial position when he was fighting or are they not nigerians. Do you know what it means when a snail(You) raises alarm and says see the useless ram, don't you know I got a horn too, Which yeye horn dey snail head?

Nna na who come be number 2 president na?

dayokanu: To be honest Retardeen looks better in that outfit than in the black sack cloth and morronic colonial hat he wears all the time

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lol niigga that shit cray

maclatunji: Bigoted you are but you made me laugh hard. Maybe you are used to Muslim women who are poor. If I introduce you to the Prince of Dubai and he is dying to marry you, I am darn sure you will jump at the burkha when you see pampering. Proper ladies used a veil when Europeans still had decency, forget all that talk of hijab being oppression. Oppression is when women are put in skimpy clothes and made to pose or dance in demeaning positions to promote everything and anything from a car to the latest Music video.

Step up your game madam.

Classics

Greatken007: GEJ STILL REMAIN MY BEST OPTION...POWER IS IMPROVING,OUR AIRPORTS ARE BEEN MODEL,RAIL WAY LINES ARE COMING BACK,ONITSHA TO AWKA IS NOW 30MINS,OUR SECURITY TACTICS ARE BETTER OFF THAN EVER B4,

shut da fuq up! Who ask you all those tins you dey mention? Which yeye power improve? You don even reach airport before sef. Abeg siddon jare!

Arsenate: He looks cool in that attire.

wow exactly my tots. Guy u sure say u no be me?

First wey I go see gej looking cute, first time in history. Maybe he should continue dressing like so, no be like that fisherman attire wey e dey kack allday.

Wizkid dey form soldier abi? Lazy boy wey no even fit kill mosquito. Money good oh!

Waliyin Allah: [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] Igbo is not a grammartical language, and not a Nigerians language it is a biafran language.

na who dash ibo biafra? Dem dey madt? If dem try anything stoopid na hunger go wipe their generation out this time around. Abi dem wan chop sh*it? If dem do nonsense sh*it sef no go dey availabe for dem. Na cannibalism go be their next option. Na hin say dem go chop dem sef finish! Ojukwu no try for ibo pipo I swear e don mislead dem till eternity.

schorlbone: ibo na language? It's morr like speaking in tongues.

wow I got 10likes already *dancing gangnam style and azonto together* Seun wey my money

Here comes a great opportunity to end this clueless and corrupt regime. Chicken(gej)is coming home roost. Only one shot to the chest will be fine, abi dem BH no get sniper? Make dem snipe the bagga down. Infared beams and led or a slug will do. Can't wait till 2015 jorrrr

[quote author=tha_originator]wow! What about Ezego? I heard d guy is dumb rich before he kpai'd[/quote]Ezego was a bloody ritualist just like the rest of them. Are you a learner?

sacostyles: Oboi u b mad man! Igbo no b official language 4 this naija? C'mon!

If u look at d most industrious n business minded ppl here no be ibo ppl?
Abeg getout from this forum u ignoramus

O geh you dey mental! Did I follow you talk abi na devil wan punish you? Oya I talk am, ibo no be language. Do ur worst make I see if na ur papa get here!

Etisalat for life!

[quote author=G.James]Just hausa and yoruba? What about igbo?[/quote]ibo na language? It's morr like speaking in tongues.

[quote author=the_ripper]Buhari fit swear say he no get one there. These avaricious illiterate nomads sha.[/quote]who be dis mumuni?

naijaking1: http://thenationonlineng.net/new/news/revealed-northerners-own-80-of-oil-blocks/

Now, we know who's enjoying the reward of winning the civil war!

and so WTF? Who get Naijeriya before?

rajiade: I can't just help but keep wondering if Nigeria is now turning out to be the country of the Brainless Moronic Dafts. With the type of comments here, one can conclude that majority of those on this forum are brainless, hopeless and senseless Nigerians.

Its only a senseless man that would shout all day for help, change and rescue. And when the rescue team comes, he would begin to cry that they are trying to take him away from his comfort zone.

One can't count the number of posts, comments, news, cry for help that we Nigerians send around the world every day online, thru visual and audio media, print media protest and all other means as regard the deteriorating state of our nation, leaders and people. And it is obvious that this gets across to all part of the world.

Now, one of us with some element of integrity and truthfulness has been called to come and table and talk about our cries and problems in a formal way, but here we are raining causes and insulting him, "why should he tell the world our problems", "he is not a good leader", "he is just being desperate"

Some even said "must he go there and talk about our problems, he should have just lied just like Reno Abati, Okupe, Okonjo, Labaran and the slowpoke Ebele Jonathan that all is well in Nigeria, Nigerians are only crying wolf"

Now if I may ask, who said it better:

Buhari whose major audience were true born Nigerians who really wants to know the state of their fatherland. And he gave them the truth in simple terms.

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan whose main audience was the world at large (with Amanpour on CNN), and he went there to lie about his country, lied about his earlier promises, tagged the international community as "Interest Group", and accused Nigerians of just crying wolf becos he has performed wonders and miracles, so no need for any Nigerian to complain. Who ever complains is an enemy of the nation just like the interest group.
(Just few days ago, Attack Dog Reno Omokiri even tweeted that his slowpoke president has achieved what no president has, in d history of man.)
Only for Amanpour to come back to the streets of Nigeria to confrim the slowpoke presidents statements and find them to be all packets of lies. (Just check Amanpour's facebook page and see Nigerians crying thru that media.)

Now, if the International community should decide to help rescue us, whose judgement should they follow? BUHARI or Ebele Jonathan?

bros you can re-type that again and again and again! These daft souls descendant of the retardeen will never learn even if fire is burning on their roof. Shamelessness and hatred will not let them make the right choice. Their heart and mind have been blackened like charcoal of hell, it will never absorb the truth down even if they know deep down their heart they know it's true. But when the time comes they'll have nutin to do about it.

Buhari man! May God see you through sir, you are the Mandela of Nigeria time will tell.

Bad bit,ches

[quote author=SIR KOL!]Wether dis story is true or a lie if we are christians we know wat is right n lets try nd do it..a ten %percent i dont belv is asking 4 too much 4rm d one who provided d whole 100%..afterall no 1 is forcing u 2 pay its a decission u make on ur own......Nd 4 u who pasted dis topic i pray u dont enta a bus were u will witness live wat d pastor is saying.....[/quote]??

Imanuelle: An olodo but prayerful student went in for an exam,
He couldn't answer any question and didn't want to copy.
During the marking, the lecturer kept putting ? (Question marks)
The recorder counted each as 7 instead of nil.
At d end, d guy got an A. 77

how does this relate to the topic And how does it reduce the prize of GARRI