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Romance › Re: Mrsphyno Is Fake (proof!!!) by schumastic(m): 3:03pm On Nov 16, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
I think you should be more concerned with your English than digging who's real or fake
lol too bad u can't compete with me in that area, mistyped words cus i type fast...guess the op is ryt anyway grin grin just saying and if at all ur a guy claiming to be a girl, my ? is this... what do you seek to achieve? or do u intend scamming any1 cus i don't see y a guy will go in disguise of a girl, except for low self esteem of not being cute or intentions to scam som1 angry
Romance › Re: Mrsphyno Is Fake (proof!!!) by schumastic(m): 2:47pm On Nov 16, 2015
MrsPhyno:
LOL. This is soooooo weird.

Can I see ur proof cause one of us is lying and it ain't me
to prove his wrong change ur pic n this time, write on a piece of paper shit about the op that way we know ur write n his wrong and get him banned
Romance › Re: Conversation Between Yakub And I - I Cheated On Him by schumastic(m): 2:20pm On Nov 16, 2015
is either the dada man in ur village gave u a good juju or ur p**sy s too sweet n hard to resist cus i don't understand which guy will see or catch his girl cheating on him and still be begging her...typing this see my heart s beating fast cus if am in his shoe i will never ever want to cross path with u again n even if we meet in heaven i won't talk to u...yakubu receive sense i pray thee
Romance › Re: I Cheated But He Wants Me Back by schumastic(m): 1:58pm On Nov 16, 2015
comoestas:
He doesn't have a degree but that's not a deal breaker for me. I always knew he had a kid.The deal breaker was when his baby mama came over and attacked me for breaking up her family ( This is the incident).
next time when u want to post a thread, jus put the whole story n not a one sided story so we don't get a wrong impression towards u or the other party involved....mean while since he had a kid n a baby mama + a mechanic n u don't c a future wit u both, then i rest my case... lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: I Cheated But He Wants Me Back by schumastic(m): 1:52pm On Nov 16, 2015
comoestas:
I am a very pretty girl so maybe that's why
and so angry angry angry if you like b miss world i bet u, u can't b as pretty as u claim to b n if at all u r his jus being stupid, n y don't u v ur pic on ur dp to verify ur claim.... ahhhh this thing u jus said now jus burst my head please giv me his number let me talk some sense into him cus s like he lost it d day he saw u and am ready to bring it back to him....b there deceiving ursef n i blame him for not having a side chick or some one prettier than u, that way u will know ur not d only pretty one if at all u r sef...
Nairaland General › Re: This Young Guy Died Playing Music With Earpiece On The Road (graphic Photo) by schumastic(m): 10:35am On Nov 16, 2015
kestolove95:
Me like wearing earpiece while driving
who we go ask undecided
Romance › Re: I Cheated But He Wants Me Back by schumastic(m): 10:24am On Nov 16, 2015
is guys like this that make me wish i can beat sense into his head....how can ur girl cheat on u and u are still begging her to come back when she is not beyonce,,ah ah u as well op may ur new bf cheat on u as well so u will know how it feels like ode oshe olofo...the guy has a very self low esteem for him to b begging u...rubbish angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by schumastic(m): 11:59pm On Nov 15, 2015
PietraK:
Your body isbyours to use as you like. Whatever you do to hurt that body is a sin against yourself, not God.

Except you are a prophet that is dedicated to God, bethroted or married, you can have sex as you wish and reap the benefits of the risks. The repercursion is natural. God is not involved

The feeling of guilt is very bad. Stop feeling guilty of what god created you to do always.

Sex is a beautiful thing. More beautiful when married.
ha Nne fear God o
Romance › Re: I Don't Have Feelings For Boyz Again, But Im Nat A Lez Oooooo by schumastic(m): 8:42pm On Nov 14, 2015
PrebabyG:
Dn't have feelings 4 boyz, but i dnt knw y
s simple, jus turn transgender n start having feelings for girls
Romance › Re: It Is About Time Men Should Be REQUIRED To Chop Chop Toto! by schumastic(m): 8:27pm On Nov 14, 2015
Xiadnat:
Hell ya.......

tho, i can't say this is an issue for me. It's been a minute, but when I was active in the dating game, I have luckily dated men who craved it (or chop chop toto) if you will. But then again, most of these men are caucasian. So, I suppose to each its kind.

I have often being the one screaming "enough already". embarassed.

But ya....since coming to NL, I have learnt (among other really awful things) that nigerian men don't particularly like this for some reason. No idea why. Seeing Vjay is waaaay cleaner than the mouth.

Nigerian men should really loosen up. If you are worried about "it" being dirty, have her clean up before. Gosh. Is it STD? You can catch any STD with regular coita.l act, so what's the difference? HIV is HIV via oral or coitu.s. You can catch STD sucking the man appendage too.

Anyway, y'all should learn from the porn industry. If I do you, honey, you gotta do me. They don't call it a 'job' for nothing.
truth is, naija guys can do it but they r just scared the girls ain't clean enough n most naija girls don't like guys giving them bj,,,,,if u doubt me let's put it to a test...create a thread or better still ask the girls how many of them can allow a guy give them a bj?
Romance › Re: Is A Girl Who Does This Every Man's Dream Girl? ( PICTURE ) by schumastic(m): 8:09pm On Nov 14, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Lol, I do stuff like this all the time because inappropriate is my middle name grin Not directly grab his crotch though, that's taking it too far imo. Maybe give him a little smack on his bottom or play footsie under the table. That's as far as I can take it. Wouldn't want to embarrass him in public by giving him an erection. That's being a very very bad girl wink
take it easy o if not i will tell him
Romance › Re: Naija Guys Do You Take Your Condom With You After Sex by schumastic(m): 12:32am On Nov 14, 2015
Durenttt:
I know nigerians are backwardly ret.arded but dey keep amazing me everyday. Dis is the 1st time am hearing dis one ooooh. I opened of my guy wallet and saw condoms full inside both used and un-unsed just scatter inside like refuse dump huh I come ask am wetin he dey use "used" condom do.
The guy told me that its the best thing to do after se.x wit any lady. Dat u cant have sex with a lady nd leave ur condom where she can see it except u want ur destiny to be diverted. Nawaoooooh. Which brought me to the kwensions, how would a girl divert ur destiny? how wud the girl feel after havin se.x with her nd u are taking the condom with both sper.m inside nd shooking inside ur wallet, to prevent ur destiny from diverting. Naija men are just disgusting. And many others do this, better change before its too late. angry
first at op I don't know if ur a girl or guy but if a girl that means u just finished having sex with d said guy cus of d time u posted this...anyway as regards ur ? s adviceable cus i have a friend who told me about a girl he slept with only for him to go v his bathe n come bak, lo n behold d used condom he left got missing n when he asked d girl she denied it only for him to check her bag n found it n d girl started preaching about how she wants to use it n mix her facial cream cus is good for the skin....well he said not his n flushed it
Romance › Re: I'm Crushing On A Nairalander.(He replied my P.M) by schumastic(m): 11:54pm On Nov 13, 2015
is it just me or does anyone here feel the op is just saying this so it can hit the front page...cus v had girls send pm to me n nt just me, am sure other NL guys as well v recieved pm from female NL...so op if u ask me, u just pm the guy if his matured enough he will appreciate the effort u made n Ur pretty, so I don't c y u should b having a doubt....schuma said so grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Under-17 Star Victor Osimhen Completes Spurs Move by schumastic(m): 10:40am On Nov 13, 2015
VickyRotex:
angry angry angry

I'm Proud to be a Chelsea Fan cheesy

There's nothing you can do about it tongue
God bless u n don't mind them haters and for supporting the billionaire club u will marry one in Jesus name...blues for life and all them arsenal fans blabbing rubbish till u win d champions league don't talk to us plus and ur still our wife n will for ever remain our wife except u return our bride price tongue
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Handsome Nairalander In The History Of Nairaland by schumastic(m): 6:50pm On Nov 12, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Lol, I never trust or listen to the loud ones, they're full of hot air. They never deliver & fall SHORT on every one of their loud promises grin

Mama always told me to fear the quiet ones cheesy
my bad...lol don't worry i get ur msg, just take it easy though wink
Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by schumastic(m): 6:41pm On Nov 12, 2015
osedvgirl:
RUBBISH!
ah ah thats too harsh at least give the guy credit.....is not easy to write a story
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Handsome Nairalander In The History Of Nairaland by schumastic(m): 6:20pm On Nov 12, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Of this? grin
hahaha ele gidi gor....but babe u too harsh even 3 yr old child dick s bigger than that haba fear man o grin
Sports › Re: Eaglets Arrive Nigeria by schumastic(m): 7:44pm On Nov 11, 2015
goingsolo:
The Refugee Eaglets nobody believed in, d same airport d sneak out of d country is filled today with mamoth crowd to welcome them,what a life!! This team shud serve as an inspiration to always belive in yourself even when nobody do, with God all things are possible.
with GOD all things are possible my bro...thought the journey will seem far but with patience we will all archive our dreams the same way this young lads did
Sports › Re: Eaglets Arrive Nigeria by schumastic(m): 5:07pm On Nov 11, 2015
our golden boys are back home grin lalastica FP please
Sports › Re: Victor Osimhen Shares New Selfie Photo by schumastic(m): 11:10am On Nov 11, 2015
deramarks:
Wu is diz huhhuhhuh? Dunno diz person ooo
how will you when they say you should watch ball, you il refuse now you have no idea your looking at one of nigeria most talked about and celebrated guy across the world..too bad tongue
Romance › Re: Ways To Know Your Boyfriend Has No Future Ambition by schumastic(m): 11:00am On Nov 11, 2015
NL forget all this things the op wrote cus to me, ladies are moved by what they see,hear and get...funny enough they prefer to date more NFA guys than the good guys simple cus they believe the good guys are not fun to be with...most of all they are more attractive to bad guys than good guys and when the wedding bell age start ticking, they will now want the good guys whom they once dumped or rejected for the bad guys and start going to church...abeggy na mugu guys them fit deceive not smart ones...like i always say guys hustle hard and make lots of cash n every other girl shall be chasing over u..goodluck wink
Health › Re: Ways To Prevent HIV Without Condom by schumastic(m): 10:30am On Nov 11, 2015
aaa and is a lady that has too tear the rubber but come to think of it, ladies can u tear a cd for ur guy n fix it ursef?
Romance › Re: When She Calls Out Your Bestfriend's Name During Sex by schumastic(m): 6:10pm On Nov 10, 2015
don't be sad at least she gave you credit for giving her the best sex ever plus don't believe them girls when they say i just had the best sex...cus every sex is the best till the next guy gives her another grin
Romance › Re: I Think My Guy Is Trying Something With My Crush Behind My Back.. by schumastic(m): 5:18pm On Nov 10, 2015
missnazzy:
*runs to check his nose out*
I'm back and there's nothing wrong with his nose. From the pictures am seeing there, he looks more presentable than you. Mr Self proclaimed handsome guy.
take it easy on the guy abeg, his just expressing himself tongue
Romance › Re: When A Girl Plays A Fast One On A Guy But It Backfires by schumastic(m): 4:18pm On Nov 10, 2015
CaroLyner:
that girl got no shame.
how dare she shout wrong number just cause he got a car huh
is very simple, girls love comfort and most of all they easily fall for guys with rides...97% of naija girls are materialistic and have low self esteem, thats why they don't believe they don't need a guy to make it...too bad
Romance › Re: I Think My Guy Is Trying Something With My Crush Behind My Back.. by schumastic(m): 4:06pm On Nov 10, 2015
the first rule in this, is to make sure she is ur gf or u both have had something together before any introduction if not, you il probably be introducing her to her new bf(your friend)....plus fine boy no they put money for pocket and this girls like comfort,care,affection and most of all money(owo,kudi,ego)...hussle and make cash n every other girl will be chasing after you...schuma said so wink
Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Sleeknick And Switup Meet For The First Time (photos) by schumastic(m): 10:50am On Nov 09, 2015
Ginaz:
and your hair look like roasted corn grin
now that got me laughing
Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Sleeknick And Switup Meet For The First Time (photos) by schumastic(m): 10:42am On Nov 09, 2015
CaroLyner:
you wey do mouth like back of yansh.
face like barbie chicken.
lol nice one
Music/Radio › Re: The Headies 2015 Nominees List. by schumastic(m): 11:48pm On Sep 30, 2015
MrsPhyno:
If Phyno isn't on this list then it's trash grin
they keep doing ojoro nde zuzu
Romance › Re: 8 Signs That Show A Guy Will Eventually Become An Irresponsible Husband by schumastic(m): 8:28pm On Sep 10, 2015
wristbangle:
Yes they are. Oya I dey look for babe. U get one for me? tongue
u mentioned about five names, so pik one na lol
Romance › Re: 8 Signs That Show A Guy Will Eventually Become An Irresponsible Husband by schumastic(m): 8:37pm On Sep 09, 2015
op you dey look for babe ni...this one your calling names do you know them personal? you already concluded they are good...anyway nice write up n if na babe u dey find abeg talk

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