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Romance › Re: THERE ARE JINNS IN OUR HOUSE! by schumastic(m): 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2016
kayswag726:
it happens they love messing with newly wedds
first is your husband a Muslim? if yes then its east
Nothing to be scared about
Do u have pictures or any arts?, remove all and keep it, even ur wedding pics
Are u staying in a flat apartment, do u have dogs or ur neighbors, if u have dogs get rid of them,
Dnt open ur hairs when u are home alone for now except when ur husband is around,
so the angel can enter ur home and bless it
And make sure everywhere is clean, the house, sorry ur body too, jinns love dirty environment
U and ur husband should pray every morning and night together
Read ayat kurs in a water and sprinkle it in ur home and d compound

Tell ur husband to write LA MISASA in Arabic at ur door entrance or u can do it ur self

have seen situation where they possesed girls, its a very nasty scene, I pray they don't possesed you

Bless You
what is this one saying by asking if the husband is a christian and if yes, then is from the east? what if the husband is a christian and not from east or don't the west practice Christianity again?

pls if you don't have any good advice to give, simply turn of your data cus 1kobo advice is irrelevant here iranu angry
Romance › Re: Now Begging After Cheating On Me by schumastic(m): 8:10pm On Mar 02, 2016
micolo5000:
Been wit this babe for 3yrs.. We have suffered together.. Enjoyed together.. I have trusted her all this time until I began to see a few changes, first she codes her two fones from me, she doesn't come to see me as often as u used to. Kasala busts yesterday wen a guy told me he's been dating my babe for a year while she was still wit me.. She didn't deny it, but she said he didn't touch her.. And she loves me and will kill herself if I leave her.. Now I don't know wat to do, she showed me a snap chat where she broke up wit the guy... She wants me bk, war do I do? I don't trust her anymore
run as fast as your legs can carry you, cus once a cheat always a cheat grin
Romance › Re: Dear Nigerian Men, Which Of These Looks Do You Love On A Lady? by schumastic(m): 7:18pm On Mar 02, 2016
A
Romance › Re: 100% Single And Searching... by schumastic(m): 7:06pm On Mar 02, 2016
HateU2:
lol cheesy smiley. You think so huh
i know so
Romance › Re: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by schumastic(m): 7:06pm On Mar 02, 2016
bestdeals0:
Ok
hope your good
Romance › Re: 100% Single And Searching... by schumastic(m): 5:39pm On Mar 02, 2016
HateU2:
lol. I can't. I like my guy skinny wink, it's attracts me
see you, you have not jam grin grin grin when you do, you will be the one asking him to hot the gym cus you can't leave him grin grin
Romance › Re: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by schumastic(m): 4:55pm On Mar 02, 2016
bestdeals0:
Pls do I know u?.
not saying lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: 100% Single And Searching... by schumastic(m): 4:32pm On Mar 02, 2016
HateU2:
lol. No mind me o. I don't just like fat guys smiley
pray you don't fall in love with one grin wink
Romance › Re: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by schumastic(m): 4:25pm On Mar 02, 2016
bestdeals0:
get a life dear. Girls shouldn't be ur priority for now angry
hmmm, engine girl a virgin shocked shocked tell me something my grandma didn't grin grin
Romance › Re: 100% Single And Searching... by schumastic(m): 4:19pm On Mar 02, 2016
HateU2:
Go and gym.


Fat guys are huge turn off
hia, damm babe u got no chill at all grin grin
Romance › Re: Do I In Anyway Look Like Peter Of Psquare! Pic+ by schumastic(m): 12:09pm On Mar 02, 2016
misspicy:
Been looking for you like say A.boki abduct you.


you back?
hahhaah i can tell you have been looking for me with your dp face grin grin and yeah am back, went to check on linda health grin
Romance › Re: Do I In Anyway Look Like Peter Of Psquare! Pic+ by schumastic(m): 11:32am On Mar 02, 2016
BumBae:
Lol u mean u cant see what i can see cheesy
still can't see anything undecided
Romance › Re: Do I In Anyway Look Like Peter Of Psquare! Pic+ by schumastic(m): 8:02pm On Mar 01, 2016
BumBae:
Na wa o shocked
Cn anyone see wts going on up there^
was up there and nice hot legs wink
Romance › Re: Picture: Guys Have Any Lady Given You This Look Before by schumastic(op): 7:55pm On Mar 01, 2016
cruzita:
WHAT LOOK
the look of wishing you can have sex with him but don't want to say it wink
Romance › Re: If U Were To Date A Nairalander For A Day(sex Inclusive) Who Would He/she Be? by schumastic(m): 7:50pm On Mar 01, 2016
with all due respect that will be @fabulousdame's
Romance › Re: If U Were To Date A Nairalander For A Day(sex Inclusive) Who Would He/she Be? by schumastic(m): 7:27pm On Mar 01, 2016
menabae:
and who are u? undecided
this got me all cracked up grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Most People With Fine Voices Turn Out Ugly? by schumastic(m): 2:58pm On Feb 26, 2016
NobleAngell:
Next time, there will be no next time. I don't even engage maslf in such long phone convos anymore. Y do we have bbm, fb, whatsapp, ig and so on?
glad your smart now...nice one
Romance › Re: Why Do Most People With Fine Voices Turn Out Ugly? by schumastic(m): 6:51pm On Feb 25, 2016
NobleAngell:
Hahahaha. Its not about the box o. D guy is actually well-to-do. I guess it was just the shock. Maybe its cos I was deceived. If I had seen the pic, I prolly would have prepared my mind.
lol next time shine your eyes well and ask for more pics repeatedly to compare and contrast grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Most People With Fine Voices Turn Out Ugly? by schumastic(m): 6:24pm On Feb 25, 2016
NobleAngell:
I don't think so cos he really wanted us to take d relationship forward.
eya sorry, but am sure you would be singin a different song if the dude was as boxed up as dangote grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Most People With Fine Voices Turn Out Ugly? by schumastic(m): 5:37pm On Feb 25, 2016
NobleAngell:
I once had this experience with a guy. He is based in Lagos. We were phone pals back then when I newly got my 1st phone. Dat time Xtracool was d in-thing. D guy voice na die, I fell for him o. Na so we dey do lovey dovey for phone o. So back den d only way to send photos was via e-mail. I asked him to send his pic thru my elder sister's email (I didn't have 1 at da time), I sent him mine too. D guy send another guy's pic to me and I thought,"this is it, I am officially in love". Hmmmm so one day, after about a year and lyk 3 months of phone love, he came to Abuja to do something and he told me (he used to tell me his every move). I insisted on meeting him but he kept on making excuses I threatened not to ever pick his call then he agreed.

So I went to the office where he came to do his ish. And I almost died of disappointment and shame. It was a completely different person from d pic but he kept on denying that its him that 'maybe I didn't look at the pic well'. I tried to hide my disappointment but my expression kept on betraying me. Afterwards, when he got back to Lagos, we had a real talk and I asked him y he lied to me that he is slim and tall when he's actually fat and here is his response,"point of correction, I am not fat, am just chubby. I added a lil weight after taking that photo". I said ok. No point arguing I just put him at arms length but I didn't cut off completely so he wouldn't feel any worse abt his looks.
what about you? was he disappointed as well
Romance › 7 Relationship Boundaries You And Your Partner Should Plan Towards by schumastic(op): 1:04pm On Feb 12, 2016
All relationship needs to have boundaries. This will help you and your partner feel much better when communicating and makes your physical and emotional connection better.
Couples have more respect for each other when reasonable boundaries are set and obeyed.
Inspired by All Women Stalk, here are 7 relationship boundaries you and your partner should set:

1. How you both act on social media: Do you both want to make your relationship public or not?
2. How you'll have sex: What do you both want to do and do not want to practice in the bedroom?
3. What you can share with each other: Food, mobile phones, clothes, you both should decide.
4. Names you can call each other: What is the limit to name-calling? What can you joke about and what is a red zone?
5. Commitment to each other: Do you both want an open relationship or not?
6. Time you spend alone with each other: You both would have to agree on when you see each other and times you'll be apart.
7. How your fights would be like: Would you and your partner love to talk things out immediately or give each other space for a while

Education › Re: Bad Things You Did In The University by schumastic(m): 4:51pm On Jan 28, 2016
ritababe:
Quickie in library grin
i don't believe it
Family › Re: Kid Looking At His Parents Kissing: Caption This Picture by schumastic(m): 2:10pm On Jan 26, 2016
horexy:
Dts Uchiha Sasuke and Sakura...So, Sakura finally got to marry her childhood crush cheesy
I have missed Naruto o cry
same here had to download the the last episode movie were naruto officially propose to hinata and he finally told her he loves her and wants to marry her cool grin smiley
Family › Re: Kid Looking At His Parents Kissing: Caption This Picture by schumastic(m): 2:06pm On Jan 26, 2016
Begonia:
I really hate dislike Sakura.

Yes, I know it's weird to hate on a cartoon character but I can't help it.
though i love hinata but why hate on sakura she is a strong lady in the manga huh
Family › Re: Kid Looking At His Parents Kissing: Caption This Picture by schumastic(m): 2:03pm On Jan 26, 2016
olanikeh:
Naruto propro cheesy grin
naruto fan spotted grin wink kiss
Romance › Re: Weird Interesting Things Girls Do That Guys Have No Clue About by schumastic(m): 10:38am On Jan 26, 2016
OP you forgot to add this


checking there fellow girls boobs,ass n hips to see who got it more and brag about how good their guy is on bed grin grin grin
Romance › Re: The Latest Lagos Sport - SEX by schumastic(m): 5:23pm On Jan 25, 2016
ZeliaLauren:
So this is a new year and Lagos guys won't stop!
I thought a new year spells a change in character? Well, Lagos boys don't speak that language.
My friend Rona cried to me yesterday that her boyfriend for four years was a player all along.
Side chicks everywhere that he is in 'serious relationships' with.
It is so annoying, how these guys feel they are entitled to our Vijay jays and it is now a sport! I feel like punching all these Lagos boys.
The annoying thing is that, they are always single, so who are all these girls that have boyfriends dating?
Do they have spiritual boyfriends?

Please guys, what do you think?
is the same way you girls have a boy friend but still keep ''so many, his just a friend to me and his my uncle or family relative''

abeg the only place i fault her bf is making her find out, he would have continued with the coded brother code tongue
Romance › Re: What Is The Worst Thing That Your Partner Has Ever Done To You? by schumastic(m): 7:28pm On Jan 24, 2016
PotestDeus:
Whatever you have to say now isn't gonna change the result. I will mention you after the match. Just wait and brace yourself tongue cool
Oga i will mention you after the match, u no fit mention again abi, told u you are our wife n we paid rhe bride price full even gave your father man I blank cheque to sign...what do u v to say stupid club, just watch us as ww com for our thrown *ntorrr*
Romance › Re: What Is The Worst Thing That Your Partner Has Ever Done To You? by schumastic(m): 7:26pm On Jan 24, 2016
Monalisa185:
always crying wolf bout united being a PDP club, seriously, is that all you guys have got on us?

hahahaha!!! catch us at Stamford bridge? lol..na wetin dey vex me for where Una dey...Una too dey make unnecessary mouth...we just gonn' chase you guys back to your eternal 16th avenue...from there, relegation straight down...no time for some unfortunate defending champions tongue
madam manure how market? lol hahahaha n next time if you people want to send a dog to Chelsea pls send the one that bite not the one that barks otu oshi stupid man u n arsenal club *ntorrrr*
Romance › Re: HELP!! A FRIEND HAS THOUGHT HERSELF INTO DEPRESSION by schumastic(m): 7:05pm On Jan 22, 2016
Speechless3:
Are there people who hate sex ?

Pity her tho embarassed
same ? i asked my self but ur bobo is enjoying ooo since you like it grin grin
Romance › Re: My Friend Accidentally Bang Me by schumastic(m): 7:01pm On Jan 22, 2016
this guy n his lies angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Am Fasting, She Came Visiting And We Had Sex by schumastic(m): 6:11pm On Jan 22, 2016
Handsome77:
I feel so guilty/ sad as I couldn't resist the short skirt she wore to my house.

We just had sex.

Please pray for me.
wow and he just broke the fast with a sex, which other way of using sin to break fast that can beat that grin grin

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