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Romance › Re: I Still Can't Believe Some Girls Can Be Stingy To This Extent. (photo) by schumastic(m): 6:01pm On Mar 04, 2016
Tinalex:
@Op....your moniker said it all.
but seriously why are some girls that wicked? you don't want to have sex with him yet you sleep with jus pant and some are so heartless that they won't put on bra making the guy to do night vigil grin grin grin grin grin

meanwhile op this is what you went through grin grin

Romance › Re: Why Does My Girlfriend Always Want To Be In Front?? by schumastic(m): 5:57pm On Mar 04, 2016
stupidity:
My babe just tire, anytime we are walking, she's always at the front. It will be as if she's the one leading. Even when I take her outting, she go still front me as if she'll foot the bill. At times Sef I go try over take her, she go still over take me while I follow her behind and make me look like small pikin wey follow em mummy for back. Any guy experiencing this??
you need to change your mechelen tyre (leg) cus the one you are using is bad grin grin
Romance › Re: Girl Sends Her Family A Selfie & You Won't Believe What Was In The Background by schumastic(m): 5:51pm On Mar 04, 2016
osedvgirl:
no, I do the real tongue
keep it up grin grin grin but i don't bliv u tongue
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Settles Dispute Wth A Gal And Gives Her Penisillin Afterwards by schumastic(m): 5:50pm On Mar 04, 2016
jonaifame22:
After we ate I asked her that we should go to my house and she declined saying she has vowed never to come to my house again, chai as I heard that I felt feverish immediately cos althrough the night and yesterday I fantasized abt us being together in my room right on my ever reliable giant size mouka foam where I will show her difference between sex as a gender and sex as an activity but now she's changing everything right in my very face,
Then I put on my garment of humility and began to praise her
the bolded part got me all cracked up grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Girl Sends Her Family A Selfie & You Won't Believe What Was In The Background by schumastic(m): 5:38pm On Mar 04, 2016
osedvgirl:
grin
the kind of smile someone give when they are guilty of the act as well cheesy cheesy
Celebrities › Re: See The Sexy Chidinma Ekile & Flavour Photo Everyone's Talking About by schumastic(m): 12:41am On Mar 04, 2016
FlirtyKaren:
cool cool cool What do you think?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/03/see-sexy-chidinma-ekile-flavour-photo.html
hahaha only God n the camera crew that know the ladder chidima would have climed to be that tall lol just kidding though and ignore me
Romance › Re: Ladies! Have You Ever Had The Boldness To Take This Step? by schumastic(m): 7:33pm On Mar 03, 2016
misspicy:
Lol,I understand perfectly grin messing up with your mind tongue
hahaha see you, is obvious you don't want any easter gift in advance grin grin, since you don't want me i want so what did you keep for me
Romance › Re: Ladies! Have You Ever Had The Boldness To Take This Step? by schumastic(m): 7:23pm On Mar 03, 2016
misspicy:
check again,I stay 30-40min drive away now,am serious o cheesy
see you, go and check our history..aii check your mail
Romance › Re: Share The Craziest Thing A Guy/girl Has Ever Done To You by schumastic(m): 7:22pm On Mar 03, 2016
gave me a slap in a public place at night, then she stopped a bike and went home cus i looked at another lady ass not knowing is cus of the stain i saw that distracted me...well she came home apologizing, but i made her appease the gods grin grin in a good and bad way grin wink
Romance › Re: Ladies! Have You Ever Had The Boldness To Take This Step? by schumastic(m): 7:12pm On Mar 03, 2016
misspicy:
Then I will reply to that wink asap
am serious o grin grin grin grin the last time i checked you stay far away about 3-4 hrs trip
Politics › Re: Tambuwal Probes The “Abduction” Of Patience Paul In Sokoto by schumastic(m): 7:10pm On Mar 03, 2016
meforyou1:
The Sokoto State government on Thursday said it ordered investigation into an alleged abduction and forced marriage of a 15-year-old girl, Patience Paul, in Sokoto State.
A statement by Governor Aminu Tambuwal’s spokesman, Imam Imam, said the governor had ordered the state human rights commission and other agencies to investigate the matter immediately.
“Gov Aminu Waziri Tambuwal directed the state Human Rights Commission to undertake a thorough investigation into the allegations and report same to the government.
“In the interim, the Human Rights Commission was asked to present an interim report and update the public with all information as it becomes available,” Mr. Imam said.
Reports say the teenage girl, Paul, was abducted and kept at the palace of the Sultan of Sokoto.
“In the first 24 hours, the state Human Rights Commission has contacted the Sultanate Council and the State Police Command for a briefing.
“The state Human Rights Commission has also spoken to the State Hisbah Commission, as well as the person whose phone number was given in the initial allegation made online.


“Despite efforts, however, the state Human Rights Commission has been unable to contact the family of Patience Paul or anyone who will shed more light on the allegations,” Mr. Imam said.
The state Human Rights Commission has opened a public plea urging Ms. Paul’s family or representatives to contact it for a detailed briefing.
“Other institutions to be contacted are Citizens Rights Dept, Attorney General’s Chambers, Ministry of Justice, Sokoto on 08035903799.
“Agencies to be contacted: The Nigeria Police, Sokoto State Police Command Headquarters, Sokoto or state Human Rights Commission viakabirdodo36@gmail.com and 07066666618, 08158582828.
“Other agencies to be contacted are office of Media and Public Affairs, Governor’s Office, Sokoto on 07037072938, immamy2k@gmail.com.”
Source: 
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nwest/199461-gov-tambuwal-orders-probe-another-teenagers-abduction-sokoto.html
please when will the female northerners start kidnapping guys or is the kidnapping just for the men alone lol grin grin
Romance › Re: Ladies! Have You Ever Had The Boldness To Take This Step? by schumastic(m): 7:01pm On Mar 03, 2016
misspicy:
shocked what did you bring for me wink


she left,couldn't merge the craziness here with outside life,though she is hiding under one moniker like that grin
lol, good for her n as regards what i brought bak for you, how do i send it over? cus that will be a problem
Romance › Re: Ladies! Have You Ever Had The Boldness To Take This Step? by schumastic(m): 6:52pm On Mar 03, 2016
misspicy:
LMAO, gringrin I just helped her ministry,coz she was been hypocritical,which I detest,I prefer to know where you stand.


so you said you back? wink
yeah i am, so what did i miss and there is this stubborn female moniker friend of yours v forgotten her name though.
Romance › Re: Pls Help; I Want To Quit My Six Years Old Relationship by schumastic(m): 6:51pm On Mar 03, 2016
misspicy:
you just advicing people to move on since....lol,bro you go harsh o cheesy
naa am not dear, if tell a guy to move on e they always hard cus of the free .... he is collecting since is always hard to control the third leg, so u have to knock the sense out of him, so he can get the message grin grin.
Romance › Re: Naija Babe's I Hail Oh by schumastic(m): 6:47pm On Mar 03, 2016
igwe44:
A guy on a date in a brand new Range Rover Evoque,riding with his babe. Guy: I have been hiding secret from you and I think you will brake off this relationship if I tell you. Girl: what is it my love?? Guy: i'm an SS (sickler) and Hiv positive. Girl: (hitting the guy on the lap) you almost scared me,I thought you wanted to say this Range rover you are driving isn't yours,let go joooooooooor) ordinary SS and Hiv) I will die with you.
funny part is 90% of female nairalanders can do this grin grin grin just joking ooo before they toast me up
Romance › Re: Guy proposes to his girlfriend during RCCG's #74hourspraise (photos) by schumastic(m): 6:45pm On Mar 03, 2016
hope they did not kiss but only hugged each other before the ushers will show them the way grin grin
Romance › Re: Ladies! Have You Ever Had The Boldness To Take This Step? by schumastic(m): 6:31pm On Mar 03, 2016
misspicy:
spoil which show na tongue


LMAO @ sarewagba,so you continued with both abi,oniranu tongue
haha see you...them no they tell blind man say rain they fall grin grin grin mean while have laughed my ass out over your comments on a particular thread, some guys were saying nasty stuffs about you, a girl happened to comment on it and you took it personal with her grin grin you all made my stressful day
Romance › Re: What Is The Definition Of Love by schumastic(m): 6:05pm On Mar 03, 2016
philomental:
I was just thinking about this and decided to ask RomanceLanders.

What is YOUR OWN definition of LOVE

Thanks for your honest responses.
LOVE is just a mirage it only exist in our mind but can't be practiced in reality because it doesn't exist...only one true love i know of and that's christ love for us every other love is either a lust,obsession or an illusion.
Romance › Re: What Is The Definition Of Love by schumastic(m): 6:03pm On Mar 03, 2016
philomental:
I was just thinking about this and decided to ask RomanceLanders.

What is YOUR OWN definition of LOVE

Thanks for your honest responses.
Romance › Re: And Your Nairaland Crush Is............. by schumastic(m): 6:00pm On Mar 03, 2016
misspicy grin wink
Romance › Re: Ladies! Have You Ever Had The Boldness To Take This Step? by schumastic(m): 5:58pm On Mar 03, 2016
misspicy:
I will do that for schumastic wink
you want to spoil show eh madam grin grin grin

thats how a female friend was saying this same thing to my (sa re wa gba) thinking i il believe all the love crap she keeps saying.
after which she came and said she have a bf now but will still want us to continue as friends and who am i to say no to such an offer, good thing i didn't fall for her tricks initially and fore go my other female friend grin grin
Romance › Re: She Does Not Want S**x by schumastic(m): 5:52pm On Mar 03, 2016
ikdiaro:
My bae, does not want us to have s*X in our relationship any more* she complain bitterly about it, that she want to be close to God* and she does not want me to be left aside that I have to cope with it so we could have Goldly relationship*

Please op advice!!!! Thanks
hahaha, guy open your eyes cus she is getting it else where grin grin grin you need to step up your game man and be wise..
Romance › Re: Pls Help; I Want To Quit My Six Years Old Relationship by schumastic(m): 5:47pm On Mar 03, 2016
guy be wise and move on cus am pretty sure she will soon dump your ass or double date...is hard to let go but just do yourself a big favour and let go.
Romance › Re: I Still Love Her But I Dnt Trust Her Anymore by schumastic(m): 5:35pm On Mar 03, 2016
Rakash:
embarassed Nairalanders afta signing up on nairaland days ago i need ur advice........ I love my girlfriend so much apart frm dis dia has neva bn a cause to doubt her love and sincerity but i honestly cant just put dis away even no matter hw hard i try. We hav bn dating for abt 2 yrs....and dia is dis guy she told me is her cousin and i neva doubted her because she didnt give me any reasons to. Since he lives around he comes to d house sometimes wen she is wit me to pay us a visit and hav not acted funny in any of his visits. Sometimes i leave both of dem at home and step out to get stuffs. Not until last nyt wen i was trying to sign her up on IMO social network using her fone, a msg entered and wat it displayed was d guy's name tellin her how much he cant get ova her even afta 3 yrs of seperation.....he also wrote dat he knows she loves me so much but is pleadin for just a little chance to prove dat they are meant to be together. Dis got me very angry and wen i confronted her she apologised for saying he is her cousin. Now i cant get off the tot dat i always left dem together in my house wen goin out. because at den i didnt kno all dis and the guy didnt even act suspicious. Pls wat shud i do......cant see my self breakin up wit her but the trust is no longa dia. To put salt and pepper into injury afta d guy heard i had found out she lied to me......he called me dis mornin apolgising on her behalf and tellin me hw good, faithful, sweet, beautiful my girl is, he also adviced me not to loose her.
tell me a girl that can't lie with anything in this world just to claim miss faithful and i will show you another Lai Mohammed
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke And Husband Skype For First Time by schumastic(m): 1:15pm On Mar 03, 2016
rheether:
So she never fvck her husband since then? I pity the man sha. When is she going back? Her children need her now than ever.
how did you know that she have not slept with the husband since then? did he call you to tell you? gbegboru shocked huh
Food › Re: How I Survive Every Month As A Bachelor by schumastic(m): 11:11am On Mar 03, 2016
dumie:
Bravo Emeka.. this is a wake up call to other manchelor
why?
Romance › Re: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by schumastic(m): 10:48am On Mar 03, 2016
bestdeals0:
Yea, I am. What about u?
same here and how is your day going?
Romance › Re: THERE ARE JINNS IN OUR HOUSE! by schumastic(m): 10:47am On Mar 03, 2016
kayswag726:
Bros y ur blood dae hot now, it was a typographic error, have modify I meant easy
if i didn't react that way, you wouldn't have noticed it and correct it.

i understand better now.
Romance › Re: THERE ARE JINNS IN OUR HOUSE! by schumastic(m): 9:56pm On Mar 02, 2016
Sexytemi:
Bros y your blood dey rush na, e ask if d husband na muslim no b Christian e talk o, and d east na d corner for d house in dey talk about...

i'm a christian but i live with a Muslim roomie so i understand what he meant by d east...and its true abt jinns liking dirty environment..
he just corrected his post, initially it was what I wrote that was up there...the reason for my reaction
Romance › Re: Rate My Profile Picture... Dp (ladies Only) by schumastic(m): 8:37pm On Mar 02, 2016
BumBae:
0/10

Zerooooo
Big fat 0 undecided
hmmm his okay and at least we can see his face but can't see yours tongue
Romance › Re: Rate My Profile Picture... Dp (ladies Only) by schumastic(m): 8:36pm On Mar 02, 2016
BerryScott:
Na 4 management dz 1 go snap picture, sha u try
yeah so obvious n another zikite spotted grin grin
Romance › Re: Rate My Profile Picture... Dp (ladies Only) by schumastic(m): 8:35pm On Mar 02, 2016
Godswillnwaoma:
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Zikite mgt scn

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