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Monalisa185:
yahoo...

those stupid yahoo people..asking me my security question which i changed as far back as 09 how am i suppose to remember the answer...been pleading with them to rectify it but nothing yet.

Monalisa185:
it's the account entirely.. it keeps getting hacked and I keep retrieving... annoying..

wow that's serious..what email is that, yahoo or gmail?

Monalisa185:
Lol...ain't about me taking my time... been tryna retrieve the damn email for a while now.. Buh imma beep back once it's done...

lol n was wrong with the dammm email lol

saasala:
Congrats OP. Meanwhile, I still cannot believe a guy who claims to be a graduate posted the below on NL.

o u saw that marriage part as well cus i got confuse how some will want to marry a person they don't know too well

emmijes3:
. Awwww thanks!

you welcome

emmijes3 is the first person am meeting since 07 that have been on nairaland.

base on our communication so far, she is nice and cool person though we have not met. any1 who knows her will say same.

Dotmax53:
Fellow Nairalander'
Please Help A Brother...I newly married this beautiful young lady in her late 30's, and was shocked with what i saw with my eyes the first night of our wedding,she ended up messing up my newly purchased bed which i bought to appease our marital life,Had i known she was a baby adult,i wouldnt have gone into this marriage with her...No wonder she wouldnt agree to sleepover at my place while we were dating,,,i never knew there was a skelenton in her cupboard.After i noticed the drained bed on our first night together,She ended up giving an excuse that maybe she had drank so much water during the day/stressful day.Eversince,she as been urinating on the bed, We end up going to spread our bed outside everyday to get heated by sun...I believe our neighbors would have started suspecting something of such nature due to the usual sunning of the bed....Fellow Nairalanders, I love this lady and i cant afford to loose her..Our marriage is just a week old..

.Please Advise me on what to do because i am really out of my mind presently.....

Pls MOD's Puch this to front page to get urgent responses..

HAHAHA LWKMD...OP SORRY BUT THIS WHAT YOU WILL DO, BEFORE SHE GOES TO BED MAKE SURE SHE USE THE REST ROOM AND DURING MID NIGHT, WAKE HER UP TO USE THE REST ROOM AS WELL...WITH TIME SHE WILL GET USE TO IT AND STOP THAT WAY.

princealexndre:
Pls,biko Guys say "NO TO FRIENDZONE" Its a new year abeg...if she wants to put u in d friend zone abeg vex for her...don't look at her face....and to the girls everything has limit nah...small small......

a girl once tried to friendzone me,after spending
cash on her....as a bad guy i invited her to my
house....from there we are going to the
pool....naso she reach my house dey xpect
movement...as she enter like this,i lock gate nd all
d doors throw key for inside dog cage...nah hin i
tear d girl till my satisfaction....d girl no call me
since then..lmao

STUPIDITY, FOOLISHNESS AND WICKEDNESS HAVE NOTHING CLOSE TO YOU AT THIS MOMENT..TELL ME, WAS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THOSE RAPIST IN JAIL CUS THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE YOUR MENT TO BE, LOW SELF ESTEEM FOOL AND WERE YOU THINKING WE WOULD GIVE YOU A MEDAL FOR THIS HORRIBLE ACT OF YOURS RETARD BASTARD..WOULD HAVE WISH THIS FOR YOUR SIS OR DAUGHTER BUT I WON'T CUS THEY WILL SPIT ON YOU IF THEY EVER GET TO SEE THIS POO YOU PUT UP HERE TODAY

Monalisa185:
Lol... my bad,bad,bad,bad...felt twas intentional... ain't no coded bae after all ..aii,, that's gonn' take a while...cool?

aii no p..take your time though and look at it when your free and comfortable and till then take care

G0ldcircle:
Just like that?

i thought i was the only one who saw the marriage thing he said....guys and their marriage format this days with the aim of getting into her pants..at the end he will say he does not know her to well and as such, he can't marry her.

Monalisa185:
Lol... why did you separate it? I saw where you fixed it initially...I'm a coded bae too ...good morning

lol noo i didn't know i fixed it in the middle part, so i had to modify it cus i thought you didn't see it and good morning.check your box coded bae

sandrahnaub:
futo

FUTO ke

no family to check on them, end time girls

Monalisa185:
nice, so you are done with service?


geology... pre-degree

o yeah..am done with service and mail me, so we can chat better.

Monalisa185:
wow...what year did you graduate and from what department?

2013 accounting dept...what about you?

music. sex. drink.


all the peeps shouting sleeping, there is no sleep up there so were did you people see it..naija at its best lol

op u better go and cure your self from that conjinus before it destroy your life...instead of dreaming good things or prosperity your having wet dream, just do youraelf the needfull..guess is the full tank in you that's talking, so you don't have prostrate cancer lol...

Missmossy:
Lol


Really amusing.

like seriously how is that amusing cus am still trying to figure out the joke in it

gbeseun:
U don start to dey yarn rubbish. Which one be Yoruba don come.

what is the rubbish or have you not be seeing post and dps of run away from yoruba guys, are you that far behind?

chocolateberry:
What has tribe got to do with this again!!! SEE MENTALITY! #Sucks#

ta lo ba e le so ro? who is talking to u or did you miss your medication..please just move aside

Monalisa185:
lol, I don't even know that monicker: D
meet in which home? hehehehe, if I hear...are you a zikite?

use to be a zikite but am done.

if the ladies should comment here and tell their ordeal le me bend...naija girls have been pulling team virgin mary since the days of john the baptist

if am having this disgusting feeling about this guy, only heavens know what his mother and family would be going through...heaven bless any of my sons that will try to act this way, will just pull a marvin gaye dad stunt on him

prettigurl16:
My friend just married this guy. The girl is big. The husband is also big with pot belly. I keep thinking the whole thing will be a disaster.

If you have experience dating your opposite in terms of physical attributes, please share.

No offence OP but go and marry your own then come back here and give us feedback

YORUBA BOYS AT IT AGAIN I HALE ULNA OOO, ALL THE SAME R.I.P

like seriously this made front page ....very soon you will see so many annoying guys opening this kind of thread just watch

yeah that

keishablack:
Hmmmm dt?

Monalisa185:
Lol...what the person you tried mentioning is a potential reverend father..hehehehe.. he can't have a girlfriend

hahahaha says who let him come and defend himself..your denying him cus this is a social media ba don't worry when we meet at home

Monalisa185:
Lol, which boyfriend are you referring to?
oya call his attention lemme see

shutthefuckup your attention is needed here

Siena247:
Met dis guy on facebook 2014 or so. Wz alwz commentin on my status n pix. Frm dere we bcam frnds,na hin my guy carry mata go anoda level n started floodin my inbox wt mssgs. Fast forwrd to 2mths,went to see my younger sis@skul n he stays in benin. Na so i call my guy say i dy benin so mayb we cld see. As d bobo show,fear catch me because wat i saw pass opposite of pix wen dy facebook. Dude b lookin fresh n fly,goodlookin on facebook,flattommy,evrytin nice bt wetin i see for ground??didnt know d guy was a chief editor of pix.see belle!!yuck..na so d tin dy shake follow am. D most annoyin tin is dt,d upper n lower lip nor just fit come 2geda in agreement. Just dy open mouth down like fool..i wz so pissed@waat i saw n as we were even talkin na so i jeejely enter facebook block am sharpaly,deleted his number evrytin . Hw he manage edit dt belle to flattommy stil dy wonder me til date

hahahhahhaha jesus, you are wicked oooo i want to cry over here ah ah thats too much na..2months is enough for him to v a big tummy na or don't you think so

jamela:
Lol, I haven't had a bad experience but I remember once my brother was so excited about a girl he's been chatting with on hi5 and Myspace(back before facebook stole their subscribers). My mum had travelled, so he took my mum's car to go pick her up, he even took his friend he invited to the house earlier to tag along just so he could brag about it.

Only for him to return with his friend after about an hour, when I asked him where the girl was, he ignored me and just went into his room. His friend waited for him to be out of sight before laughing out loud, he told me the girl had "a face so rough that you could light a match stick with one strike". Lol! I haven't forgotten that phrase though its been almost 10 years now that happened. His friend said they changed plans and took her to an eatery instead of the house. At first, my brother wouldn't have any of the mockery, but later he became cool with it and even laughs about it when reminded.

nice one n ur pretty though and that's for your bro what about you, no experience?