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skinny419:
Oga enjoy wetin u paid for...atleast na her right to try all d porn style on urbodi now.

apatheticme:
Not just this thread! His entire demeanour.

Read his previous threads, posts or comments, then you'll understand why I queried his being a real nigga as you said.

Whatever rocks his boat tho'. Goodluck to him and his soon to be divorced po..nstar wife!

Ciao!

apatheticme:
You keep proving you're truly dumb!
Kindly show me where I said women should fart during sex
Dyslexic scientist!

apatheticme:
So you nor dey fart??

Unfortunately These days, phones are becoming smarter and people using them becoming dumber! If Farting is enough for you to loose interest in your wife, I guess the side chick you're going for too will not fart abi?? When your child is finally born and he farts please loose interest in him/her also.

Even corpses fart!

Ozwor!

apatheticme:
Abeg go siddon!

Clout chaser!

At the rate you're going, if your wife farts too loudly you will run to nairaland to open thread!

Dumbass scientist!

southniyikaye:
And some people will still take scientists serious o...
Oga science, it's been a while o..

Dissap:
It's good that you know.

Martins004:
Wht will u tell her parent.......as in ur reason for d divorce
Bro...it's too early to dey endure marriage.....it can send man to early grave. If u can't cope with her ......send her away ....forget d bride price.....sacrifice it for ur peace of mind. But u should HV observe her Wella b4 u jumped into her. Never believe she will change .....d ball is in ur court .....freedom or psycologically enslaved choose one . Act fast

apatheticme:
Clout chaser!

Now I truly believe nairaland pays some of you to post juicy gender biased stories here to drive traffic or for whatever reasons.

Same you created a thread bashing Adesua Wellington and advising guys to impregnate their fiance to avoid infertility issues in marriage. All of a sudden, you're here to claim your wife is a IndecentStar, you don't know if you should divorce her, blah blah blah!

https://www.nairaland.com/6276232/childless-marriage-see-what-happened#96406234

Didn't you test run her and impregnate her before marriage?? How come you didn't know she was a IndecentStar??

Dumbass scientist!

mardis:
Is it not you guys that will say "i want a decent lady more or like a church girl with a sprinke of ashawo vibes" see am now, you're now complaining. Bros please enjoy you wife, just tell her to sofree sofree

UyaiIncomparabl:



I haven't shaved my below in like 17 months o! It's inactive, so why should I shave? . They grow like spikes. I almost have them puffing out of my pants sometimes. They are so full you will have to search and search through for my clits and vagina.

I can even use the hairs there to plait "all back and base with some curly twists".

Seeing them that way makes me happy. So, OP, shut your trap.

ironheart:
Lucky guy,, you have nothing to loose o

lefulefu:
if she is frigid in bed u will still come and complain

segebobo:
Would you prefer her to be pretending to you

tobenuel:
Chelsea match don start?

Fvckhypocrite:
Lol

Your wife dey pratices wetin she watch for bluefilm

It is well just go and get enough calcium so that you will nt lack sperm.

Mutemenot:
Onye Ara

I just concluded the Traditional rites of my wife last monday . Before the traditional marriage, my wife was always respectful, even the way she talked where very polite. She suggests her opinion to me not impose it on me as a good woman ought to be.

Today being a work free day, I decided to complete my marriage through our first sex ever. Don't get me wrong, I love my wife but, the way she grabbed my dic.k and started suc.king it like a por.nstar really marvelled , in fact, I had to get my Bullet proof (Condom) closer to prevent stories as she is a pro in the business already.

As we where doing, she playfully said that the way I did it reminded her of someone . She said I was too afraid of being rough. But in actual sense, I was already giving my best.

But my question is this, Although it pains me that I lost a lot in her bride price, Should I divorce this por.nstar as my mind tells me she will cheat or should I just accept her and go ahead with White wedding

Biglittlelois:
Let's know how many scorpios there are and how many men we've stung

I am October 24th, share yours

BTW, we all are destined for greatness

Biglittlelois:
One can be very clean without necessarily shaving down there.

CalliDora1:
Lol.. she's queen Jaja of okpobo. Chaiii...

You'll need a mini tractor or catapillar to clear that bush.

DaInferno:
have some respect for your woman!

Telegram234:
so many Nairaland don't know the meaning of simps and they will saying it. nonsense...

ZINIIBANKS:
Maybe if we study each other very carefully before marriage there won't be too many breakup today.
Now just imagine getting married to her without knowing all this even though you love her you won't feel cool with her and there's possibility that you'll later cheat on her with a lady that shave..

Biglittlelois:
I thought y"all said there are ways you can check if she's a virgin, or you want to tell me you'll take her word as the truth? Lmao.

Biglittlelois:
I thought you guys always say "virgins for marriage", so why the complaints??

Why should she shave when she's not active down there?

LadySarah:
Must be a deeper lifer or watchman.had both as roomies in the uni and left my room for them because of body Odour.The thick hair on their pits and pubic area had turned grey and can be plaited.

I literarily begged them but they told me bodysprays,cologne and deodorants are worldly things.
When they are in their period,my room chokes.
God ,I can't ever forget those girls

Now I remember, I still feel disgusted.

Damn!

anochuko01:
I sell lawn mowers Sir. I also dreal in all types of pesticides. I'll also recommend that you don't plant any seed there until you collect C of O.

dealtombng:
It means Simpleton... check the meaning!

Firstorderwizard:
Do you mean 8 or 18 ? If it's 18 show us her orifice hair, I want to diagnose something

Gregorian2020:
Have you live up to the expectation of making heaven?
In Nigeria, it will be very difficult for Nigerians to make heaven due to their lifestyle