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Just leave it and die.

Da means people really fail da first test.

Jimy iyke legs shaaaaa!

Make she go marry joor.

Mortal KOMBAT 4.

This is war.

Reminds me of UNN 2001. V.K vs Aye.

My neighbour in lagos went down and while we organised a wake keep for him @ home, d mum arranged police men to come pick us(his student friends) for questioning. My old boi bailed me with 15k......in 2001(100 levels). Mtcheeew, I did not get pocket money for two straight semesters.

Warra hell!!!

I hear say she don marry with plenty 'shidren'

The moral of d story...don't try to deceive innocent small boys like P.square, cos dat is what she did and.....and....

konn: so what will happen to the other baby mums?

Those ones are not complaining. As long as their monthly allowy keeps rolling in...all is well!

Though she's gone, her memory lives on.

I remember how she n I concealed my 'more P's dan C's SSCE result from my dad. Till 2day, d ol boi believes my school waec result was seized, him for shoot me if he knew I failed.

Also, my dad discovered I was into cigarettes immediately after SSCE, he threatened to lock me up, but she told him, nobody will make me stop except I decide to. Yea, I did stop TOTALLY on my own in 300levels.

She felt I was too young to keep more dan one girlfriend and always harassed d girls, especially d ones from south south( she na igbo woman to d core).

Lastly, ds is to u mum, I want u to know today, ryt now that I have finally seen d 'chosen one', but forgive me mum, cos she's south south.

[quote author=good.good]akwacross (akwa ibom/cross river) is just like bendel (benin/delta). Kate na cr chick, though she do her sec school for ak; annie na ak chick.[/quote]Kate attended FGGC Calabar.

Kongrats 2 babatu/annie.

Naija no get fyn celebrities. The fyn guys are professional models.

D ladies, weda model or modella(shey na one Nlander name..lol)...alla dem WOWO D-I-E.

18yrs on the 'fast lane', neva been caught in the act, though a chick I had sometime in January, told ma main chick 2weeks ago, she said it was 'to avoid God's wrath' on her(ama kill her some day).
We quarreled for like 10days, but as I drop this post, she's lying next to me.

Thinking of quitting cos I really got scared of losing the rship. (Its been 4yrs n 9months of dating).

...And somebody said Zimbabwe is a nice place to honeymoon.

U go just dey stroll with your nwa baby, LION go come chow you.

Na wa!

What posting crime necessitates 'hiding of post' abeg.

How can they hide my post just cos I said 'ice prince is my guy'.

Abi na learners dey work for Nairaland?

Obviously dem don begin 'tear'

See lips.....na die.

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) , this topic reminds me of what happened back den in university.
A friend peter(real name) had a chick chinenye(real name also). We graduated while chinenye was still in second year, for fear of losing her to someone else, peter engaged her immediately we graduated. That engagement lasted 6yrs. They eventually got married last year and 8days ago, chinenye delivered a bouncing baby boy,raymond.

Moral of the story.....e depend on as u see d story.

She's Back.

ICE PRINCE Zamani is MY GUY cos he doesn't play piano but he's always on key..lol!

I remember when uche be small girl. When she and Gloria Anozie been dey fight for Nobert Young. Gloria just use old mama sense chance uche.

Now uche don go marry RODriguez. Y do I feel ds won't last?.

Beef packagers for Nairaland go soon begin run dem mouth....I no send!

May D na musician? Mtcheeeeew, I taya for all these pro-May D Nairalanders.

Jude is on point, though I think his manner o presentation is the problem.

U all heard him say over 15m had been spent on this guy with no returns coming forth @ that point in time and you don't expect him to scream?

Thers something called Return on Investment(ROI) and payback period(PBP), if it starts taking too long to get ds returns, oga.... I GO SHOUT TOO..shoo!

[quote author=slim fit ]She just embarrassed us man can't she just look at the other side is it by force she most take a picture. She looks like them almagiri boys amazed to see a white man.. she just lost all the respect I had for her unspeakable picture that is.[/quote].



Slim fit...doooh, as in sorry!

SimonAndal: ILLUMATI SENT GUY WITH ILLUMATI DRESS. WILL ROT LIKE OBAMA SOUL MICROCHIP IN FIRE OF LOVE ORE WITH EARTH SOUL HUMAN FOR SEXY LIFE.

Lwkm. See "USELU" escapee.
Gibberish.

Small plik wahala!

Ekpen my guy, u get luck say ur mum no relate to ds woman, u for don kpai fr baby bath..lwkm!

opmoore: Am with this Guy just last wk Val Show.So Sad.Dammy Why.Not so Soon.Obotoshe R.I.P.All Agege Mourn.

"AM with". Agege and lasu people...una 2much!

A shot to the head. He was marked for death. Lasu gate has claimed more guys dan d ones killed inside the school. Make them close d gate make d students pass bush path dey go haus, its safer.....in LASU context!

All these no be plastic surgery, we know plastic surgeries when we see them. These ones na METAL surgeries cos d ladies see strong thing.

"The proposed 15 guns to one slot"[b][/b]

These guys too much

See the guy dull face.

blink182: the type of english you write tells a lot about you-inferiority complex, low brain power and the need to overly prove you are the man. Go and apologise and never you lay your hands on another woman. Woman beater.

@Blink182... U v said it all!

iamswizz: u want him to come join u abi?

No, I want him to replace you cos you v spent too much time der. Lm4ao!

They should take him to 'ARO' or 'USELU'.....cos him dey madt!