₦airaland Forum

Go with God, u shall be healed. I remember ds line of yours in "evil passion" 'Agwo adi eri agwo ibeya'. Meaning 'a snake cannot eat a snake'.

Training school kor, induction class ni. Nothing like dat joor, I stay and work in Delta state. Ds guys are not trained anything. The security system is so porous,you don't need any special training to carry it out. Na NIKITA?. Ds guys just shoot sporadically in the air while targeting the main culprit to be kidnapped. Sometimes they come into people's homes to rob then leave with one person so as to get more cash from the particular family.

Although they have warehouses or something like dat where they keep kidnapped victims(as a friend said, when his fada was kidnapped).

Government should be on the lookout for such places.

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) , Nairaland peeps una don kill me with laff. Krase people everyday!


Anyways I was quite popular in school(boarding house), acting drama and dancing. This chick just walked up to me after one friday variety night and said, 'are u in arts class?' I said 'no science', she said 'give arts a shot' and 3weeks later, I gave her 'vjayjay' a looooooong shot. I was 15 and in SS2.

IRAN na Country? Mtcheeeeeew, country wey follow for "25 Most miserable places to live in".

Temismith: Waaaat! She must be a terrible lesbian @ dat + i dont want to meet her @op

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E b like u na lesbo? I just dey ask.

"No troway dirty anyhow for roadio, na yamayama u dey follow play o, o boy, make you hear word o, yama yama dey kill ooo, no troway dirty anyhow for roadio na yama yama u dey follow play oo, you heaarrrrr"...Environmental Agency.

"...MKO, KINGIBE ,SDP action, Abiola, Abiola Abiola Progress. Abiola na d man o, sdp na d party to solve our problem for greater tomorrow". ABIOLA/SDP

"..we are the MAMSER People, we gat the blabla things of life, food blablabla, water and education..." MAMSER

nwabobo: £42,000, that's about N10.5M. Cheap in my own opinion.

U r ryt. When I heard 'custom-made', I was thinking 100,000pounds minimum.

They were quite close. Well written tribute. That is what you get when you lose a very close pal, you will be so shocked at what you penned down by the time you read the tribute again after a year or two.

So all the money spent from oct 2011 to Dec 2012 on 67 Black,mean-looking,ex gun-pumping and non English speaking mafians is now BANZA? Na wa!

Na trouble una dey find o.

Still on d mata, let's take some soundtracks.

"...will he ever get there? Will he eva make haste? Will he ever hear the sound of the cock crow @ dawn..." COCK CROW AT DAWN.

"When you know the time is here and wish that you were a player, just close your eyes and imagine and you can be anywhere. I love adventures, I love romance, I love great jokes, animal fun.." MUPPET BABIES.

"Activate Interlocks, dyna forms connected, infosets up, mega busters all go, Let's go form Voltron Force.....form hand, feet and leg and I'll fooooorrrm da HEAD" VOLTRON.

"I think I will die for my love for you, u sitting and watching me cry, singing my kokoko ko close, kokoko koko koko close, ayaiya koko ko close panparam, kokokoko koko close..." KOKO CLOSE.

"Sura sura sura the tailor is ur tailor man..." SURA THE TAILOR.

I still dey come with sound tracks of
1. Dempsey and make peace.
2. Simon templer
3. Doctor Who
4. Sesame Street.

Na wa fr NL people...see hw all men just take d tyn like play, even if na play. Lol!

Ok. No wonder banky met all of dem togeda @ calabar, was wondering sef.

May the soul of Susan 'Goldie' Harvey and the Souls of all the faithful departed through the mercies of God rest in perfect peace. Amen.

Naija police wunt even conclude like ds.

Ds oyibo police are racists abeg.

See tatoo everywhere, how nurse won take see vein give injection?.

Oga na church programme u go for owerri joor, u talk am like say u go flex, yet no single pix of d joints for owerri. Guy u b learner jare!

I'm a catholic....but dear pope.....infact make I no talk. Dem teach us for prayer class say the pope is INFALLIBLE, dat is to say, he cannot err in any decision he takes concerning the catholic faith.

Though I for like ask questions, but I still live by da faith.

igbsam: Stella pomade and Tandi, Crush bottles

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Jet cream. Mtcheeew, yeye cream, can cause HEAT!

I remember lifebuoy football advert, da guy wey dribble everybody go score(cos of soap? If I hear!)

I also remember, "rice biscuit yakaka, we need oyakaka, rice buiscuit yakaka, we need oyakaka"

Also, Ghana's abedi pele, with his weak looking face n yeye English, "I use new 'vegibone', befr and after each match and during training session".

Ok there's ds one, ,National Oil/petrol(can't remember, I was 7yrs old den), ds guy came to buy fuel and one babe kept smiling and wiping his wind screen while he sang "thank u National, thank u, for ranging good products....blablabla national( somethin like dat sha).

Furthermore, "...Doctoooor, I gat a belly ache, doctor aha, I gat a belly ache, I'm gonna tel u now what is d matter with u, u v gat engine fatique...ENGINE FATIQUE?"

Finally........."...bla bla bla.....blabla bla....coca cola is it"

I was born may 20th, 1982.

Dog-pig barbecue...yummy!

I got a bank job after waiting 6months @ home. On opening the branch posting letter, I saw JOS MAIN BRANCH,PLATEAU STATE(I'm from Imo State n I grew up in Lagos) with the speed of lightening I went straight to the H.R managers office( A mean guy, but I no send) to tender my resignation or be posted outside Northern Nigeria. He was surprised at my request, insisting I signed that I could work anywhere, I told him that Plateau is not part of the 'anywhere' to me.
Finally he gave me Asaba, Delta State. Not like igbo people don't live there, I just can't stay in an environment where decimation of human lives is the norm.

hammedkola: A night lodge cost GBP14,500 = NGN3,477,680

This is called, "with my money I speaketh bullshit".

China da year shaaaa!

kulyie: The protuding fore head has always been with her since childhood sef.cute though

B4....where you want make d protruding forehead go hide?

Khai, if j blige joins the list of bankrupt superstars, e go pain me o. J why na?

Na u b 'abuja food' shey? Congrats on ur nomination, u fit win.

Singing p square's '...Dem don kolo oooh, na wetin dey happen o, chei...'

Make una bone all these talk. Those girls wey say dem no dey do am, NA DEM DO AM PASS.
They just hate to admit it, even here on Nairaland where we don't know who is who.
I hail naija girls for pretense, dem good die.

Rubbish post. So naija girls now do day light prostitution inside d bush.
There's nothing in those pix that shows;
1. Prostitution
2. Nigeria Girls.

I wonder how this nonsense made it to front page. Mtcheeew!

vin4ever: Hmmmm. I dont cheat and my partner also dont cheat on me. So all this technic na wash for my way!

If I hear!

Whenever I think of the Nigeria movie scene(Not Nollywood-whateva dat means), I see 3 people;
1. Olu Jacobs
2.Pete Edochie
3.Justus Esiri.


RIP Daddy Justus....I remember you as 'Obierika' in 'Things Fall APart'.

venorite: Finally a real life heist...too much of this heist have been carried out in movies, it's high time we get something real

Yu just wrote what I had in mind. I think I now believe d 'ocean series' n 'italian job' are do-able.

About time.