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Guy u won go service go find wife?

Wetin do ur current babe?

Ds guy sef.

Wey d bobbiee naaa?

Slap me: At ulsherland Gej don suffer. Everything is associated to gej. So anybody from Bayelsa is Gej boy. You people should get life.

Didi is actually GEJ's boy.

But dat ferrari gist is tales by sunlight.

Ernest leave ds thing wey u dey do.

'Return of d don' akuko ifo(folktales). Guy go marry.

[quote author=AG.gal]I luv boarding sch. I remember d senior students will ask u wich punishment u want wen u come late to d refectory, knock,scala or slap? I preferred scala cos i hate slaps n knocks. (Scala is just lyk slap but instead of ur cheek ur back is recieves d slap). I also remember wen my kid sister mistakenly spent d nite in our laundry cos she was dodging 4rm a senior student. Wen we're taking our siesta a senior wil come arnd n say,if u knw u're sleeping raise ur hand up. If u raise ur hand,ure in trouble,if u dnt raise u're in trouble. We had water cistern n pit toilets. D water cisterns were always clean n optional. Majority preferd d pit toilet,we do wat we call fly over(sheet in a polyethene bag n throw it in). D only meal i always enjoy was sunday mrnin's bread,tea n egg. Friday mrnins were d worst,garri n beans(i always ended up in d toilet). Hmmmm,Our dear college! FGC IKOM[/quote].

When did u attend ikom pls. I was der between 1995 m 1999.

Where's ijo shina rambo?

The fact dat he's so dull and still doesn't knw it.

Its good because, he worries about nothing and thus will live long.

Shout out to all FGC Ikom alumni.

For all those senior trashing, provision chancing, money extortion n grass cutting, I say God bless y'all.

Senior uche amadi, I greet u specially. After giving me 45 strokes of d cane on july 4th 1996, I hope say u secure space for heaven?.

I don forgive u sha.

...N dem go soon kill am. No security anywhere. Na wa o.

'N u shall see n u shall see'....ds na confra men.

E dey happen na.

Where I grew up In lagos, 'first wife poisoned husband, second and third wife'.

Ever since my mum passed on in 2011, I call my dad everyday.

Before her demise, I used to call her once in 3days n my dad, ONLY WHEN my mum annoys me.

D igbo black face smokes does not inspire him @ all, make him stick to d one him n 2baba smoke back in d years naa.

After reading d gist, I'm still waiting for 'M.I makes history' gist. Wey am na?

Rochas...light.

Bukari....Darkness.

They can never meet.

Aye matangaa.

instaforex ngr: your compilation is poor
you didn't add okada riders, insurance and drug marketers, teachers

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Oya compile ur own naa.

Okada riders are flexing if you don't know.

Insurance how? Ops or marketers?
If ops, they are flexing. If marketers, its d same usual stress with all marketing job, though cud be a little more stressful.
Drug marketers......don't even go der.
Teachers...forget the stress in the classrooms, you don't know their joy when they see their students doing well in life.

andresia: yup, Warri is blimey hot!!!

Yea u r ryt.

Jakpa road precisely in warri is d 'H' in Hot.

Vitamin C- graduation song, reminds me of my days in boarding school.

All Eri Donaldson's songs, bob marley n cloud 7(I hope dats d name of d group) reminds me of my Late mum in the mid 9O's(I guess she wished she married Eric D).

Enya's 'ONLY TIME' reminds me of uche, my chick back in university.

Noel's 'SILENT MORNING' n Baltimora's 'TARZAN BOY' reminds me of my face to face neighbour, papa kingsley n his turn table in d late 8O's.

I could go on n on....but make we leave am here.

Na my girl dey put hand for my boxers when we dey sleep.

I wonder dat kind tyn.

Osukoya just be like medical student.

I remember feyi back den as a corper in oceanic bank, dat guy was more feared n respected dan cecilia.

I'm shocked to know he's still in d ibru circle.

My dear cecilia....I'm really sorry for all u r goin thru.
U gv me job finish after NYSC, come scatter d bank, I loss d job join, now still struggling to stand.

God dey.

B4.

If PDP no win FCT....na APC? (Armoured personal carrier- armoured tank).

Useless school.

No be ds school, lekan, lanre, soji, bosun n femi dem go?

No wonder dem head no correct.

But dem be my men.

Kongrats to dem.

D one wey dem call d banj dey forbid to marry?

This FFK guy should either hug transformer, jump into a lake, boil concrete stone or roam the streets naked.

What's his own? If e too vex for this country, he should go and seek citizenship in kenya, burkina faso or sudan.

Mtcheeeew, u guys should tell him to try one of the above mentioned and he will be happy for the remaining part of his life.

Meanwhile ABATI sef na senior MUMUni alao.

'MJ taught me dat'

Hmmm dat Dr Doctor Illoeje, I hope he's not related to my classmate N. Illoeje in FGC IKOM Cross river state. Cos na hands falling.

He's a lecturer working in water res mgmnt, yet they say he's 'unidentified'.

Rubbish.

Show me d mudafucker...ah kill him.

NNPC,CHEVRON AND ADDAX Pays.

I left Abuja yester after an interview with AGIP. Those ones don't pay. Av spent over 100k for the to/fro flight btwn Delta State n Abuja(test and interview) and will still spend more for medicals.

But den, if the job clicks, who cares about transport allowy, we will be talking 8 Digits per annum mheeeen!

Jabia: This is quite sad for me. My lecturer was killed as a spinoff of this madness yesterday. My class and school (PTI, Warri) still remains in shock.

What's d connection between d incidence and d deatth of ur lecturer.

The report also said the guys have been re arrested. LIE kill dat police. I was not there, but eye witnesses said 'prison break' dey learn.