₦airaland Forum

Ijebulogic: What is happening to this country? Please Delta based Nairalanders - shed some light on the real situation on kidnapping. Is it as bad as the media claims? I spent a week in Warri last year and it seemed okay. But I hear that there are up to 5 kidnappings per day around Warri, Ughelli environs. Who exactly are the targets and what are the facts? Contributions will be appreciated.

The Adultnappers were on hols when u went to spend ur one week.
Kidnapping In warri/ughelli is as easy n regular as merci scoring goals. I spent a couple of years there.

A girl I was seriously asking out sometime in 2007 said I don't have levels, she ended up dating one cool financially ok 'international bizman'. Six months later they got married, one year after the marriage the guy was apprehended during a kidnap operation. He's still @ kwara prisons since 2008.

A popular mobile police in one bank there also was caught(he gets info of top customers of the branch and relays to 'his boys').

I could go on and on. Delta State is their biggest haven. Most especially, warri/ughelli/abraka and agbor.

Inyanya get packs since 2008 ooo, how come na this year everybody begin talk am?

iebanehita: When you saw the vacancy n applied,,u did nt inform us,nw u av bn calld,,n u deemed it fit to let us knw abi??
When will pple stop having their cake n eating it in this country?

somebody said this comment sounds like jealousy, I say it sounds WICKED.
U ds iebanehita n every other genetically unstable person who insults the OP should go and count electric poles.

Has it eva occurred to you that one could just submit cv in a coy dat is not advertising?
There are several other ways a job seeker can go about looking for job, so he or she should come and tell all NL all the processes?

How do u expect to get a job with so much hate in your head and mind.

I weep for u and ur tomorrow.

"Oba Bashir Oloruntodupefun, said the gods are angry because Oworosoki land had been desecrated by strangers and that government is taking over ancestral lands and selling them to non-indigenes".

This guy don dey vex for government tey tey.

Its Tac-xy.

I'm igbo, but OP is so on point about igbo girls seriously.

My sisters, cousins and aunts like money die.

Funny enough I dislike igbo girls as pretty as most of them are.

Also, because OP is so correct about urhobo/itsekiri and calabar girls(my areas of specialty), I'm forced to agree with her views on the other tribes(though I never try dem).

Two bottles of moet, one glass,sitting alone over his lappy and scratching his head with his left hand.

I do dat when I'm thinking deeply.

He cud be thinking EME... Just sayin'.

Dem dey lash.

@OP, U resemble bayelsa boi. U be

ceospecial: @ops! Google bro! GOOGLE! Dis site is not a SEARCH ENGINE! Bewarned!

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U r 15 or 16.

If u r above 20........I cry for u.

He very much looks like the face on the front cover page of "things fall apart"

What's up with Schlumberger Nigeria Plc and this game they play?

A pal of mine went through this same hurdle in 2010 and even got AN EMPLOYMENT LETTER but three days to when they were to go for training, they called him to hold on that they would get back to him.
Today is 10th April 2013.....we neva still hear nada.

I have written and passed the test and interview stage of anoda top Oil Exploration Company but yet to hear from them. This is the just the 3rd week sha, if dem go do me Schlumberger style, e go RED ooo.

Dat Hyundai Elantra 2012 model and marriage tynz on my mind *winks*

JH.....the top.

KK.....the skirt.

I think I heard her say "guy, guy, guy wetin be ds na? Behave urself"

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) , whoever took dat chunk on the second pix just respected him/herself by cleverly avoiding the head.

The person no won hear say......snake vex.

I will start with apologising on behalf of some retards in this house who give rubbish suggestions.

This lady is aggrieved and some people are making fun of her situation.

@fejok01....I'm sorry about your loss dear friend. 8yrs is a long time. I'm sure your spouse in the land beyond will want you to move on @ this point.
Definitely there are people coming to you, but you v not opened your heart to accept any.
Give someone a try and I pray God to bless you with the right person.

I lost my mum 2yrs ago and my dad still cries till date. They were married for 30yrs.

I'm thinking suggesting a wife for him too, but my other siblings think I'm crazy.

You have age on your side, my dear move on.

Cutting down players bonus n coaching crew salary is not d solution to the financial squeeze the administration is facing.

Millions of dollars is allocates to the Sports Ministry Monthly even when no major event is holding, so what are they saying.

Embezzlement is the bane to good sporting in this country, if they can stop it......the administration of soccer won't be a problem.

U no dey c am say person don already post this topic since april 7th and e don enter fp too?

Na wa 4 u.

Tony Spike: Well, as usual, it's time for the university to make some damn money from the students. From the level of damage(s) on ground, the students will be asked to pay at least NGN 5,000 as compensation fee. Eventually, the innocent students will pay for the wicked vandalism of other students.

In my first year I paid for damages I did not cause.

From 2nd year till I graduated, I headed d damage team.

So I paid without frowning.

I cry for Mrs Dimoko's husband and kids(if she has).

Ds Mrs Dimoko is not going about ds her blogging the ryt way.

She seems to pick on people with shoddy characters in the past n keep hammering on everything about them, weda truth or false. This is with the intention that if one considers an artiste past, one wud tend to believe some or all of the things Mrs Dimoko writes about.

Mrs Mercy Aigbe went to a studio with her hubby and disappeared for over an hour only to be seen in nightie? Who does that? Mercy does not look dat stupid now.

Not long ago Mrs Dimoko also fell out with jim iyke and another artiste who demanded N500m for defamation of character.

She's looking for cheap publicity and I don't see her going far in this business.

She should look @ the likes of linda ikeji and learn the ropes of the game.

In my mind eyes, I just see Mrs Dimoko as one not-good looking, sit-home,loud,arrogant,lousy,bored,attention-seeking,home video freak and popular gingle wannabe.

I'm not a fan of mercy, I have followed Mrs Dimoko's hate filled blogs and wonder if dats how most big tym bloggers 2day started.

ZIZER17....are u 17yrs old? Are u a learner here?.

You are talking about a pix and u don't have the pix.

Who does that?

32. The colder the room you sleep, the higher the chances are that you would get a nightmare.


Who won buy A/C abeg, I like sell.

Alora lord, from ur name and description about urself, u na 'fine boy', no let this chick make u feel any less.

Now on a serious note. What's ur own about virginity wey u dey confirm?, do people still do dat? As in love a girl more cos she's a virgin? I run from virgins(I no won hear sermon)

If she's igbo, den bro, take that 'one year ultimatum' seriously. Igbo girls do dat mostly when there's someone by the corner. They tell the other guy to give them one year to sort themselves out n I bet u dat other guy is ready to pay the bride price as you are here chatting on NL.

One of the major reasons she's still keeping you is the time u v spent togeda n probably ur looks( every girl like marry fyn boiz now), but hommie, if push comes to shove....all dat will be 'tales by moonlight'.

I repeat, ds is the case if she's an igbo girl. Brothers, cousins n friends have experienced all these and more. Though I'm igbo, I have neva dated and will not date or marry an igbo girl.

Finally, Go on ur knees and tender this project b4 the one you revere most as nothing pass God.

Be it philip consulting, workforce or play force, since its entry level, its basically, GMAT/SHL.

50/60 maths/english/abstract drawing questions for 30/40mins max.

Negative marking or not, DO NOT GUESS ANYHOW or you will fail anyhow.

Heritage Bank is one of the defuct banks FG withdrew their licence sometym ago, could be societe general bank or savannah bank(can't remember which).

For those invited, put in your best as they will definitely be recruiting a whole lot of people.

Finally.... pray.

If u view the gown from afar or from the centre...na hit.

But if u view it from one angle, like ds particular pix....na still hit to me(nice bobbie view).

In timberlake's voice, '...ds hommie is dead n gone'

KingPradas: the crowd wasnt for tonto dikeh. Do you think she could actually pull out this crowd ?

No, na u pull d crowd.

Cool write up.

Though I think the idea behind this epistle is to publicly trash 'slow ice' and 'madam J whateva'.

They messed up sha, they deserve to be flogged.

'Vitamin Electric Cigarette'...hmm sounds cool.

I like smoke.