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Preshy561:
Lol. This is funny.
But I thought rocking a guy has little or no effect on them.

It's a two way street.

Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.

izzou:
I experienced my share of this nonsense Yesternight

It was quarter to 11pm in Ikeja
Phone beeps, I accept...
After the usual pleasantries,

Me: Where are you headed to?
Rider: Lekki Phase 1
Me: I'll be there shortly

Get to the street after all the bad roads. The street was so narrow, it took minutes to turn and she wasted my time well

When she got in, and was on the trip

Rider: Please turn at Alade roundabout and enter Afolabi Aina. I want to pick up something from a friend

Me: Okay

Turns and she stops me in front of Crownhedge hotel.

Rider: End the trip please. I wouldn't be going to Lekki again
Me: Keeps mum
Rider: Call your account number
Me: On top how much? Please look for #500 and give me. I don't accept transfers for such amount
Rider: Looks angrily at me, comes down and walks in to beg the security man for #500

Gives it to me angrily and left.

Since the hunter has learnt to shoot without missing, the kite has learnt to fly without perching.

I believe soon drivers would have a workaround for this kind of situations.

dyydxx:
Please help me scrutinise this bill. I have been looking for where to reduce but for now i still dont know. wedding is slated for aug 10 and i have already done introduction. We are expecting 300 guests and it is happening in Ijebu Ode. Both the traditional and white wedding will happen the same day in the same event hall plus the reception. everything in one place.

Grand Hall Inn G.R.A Ijebu Ode (300 Capacity) 300,000
Decorations 150,000
Wedding Cake 60,000
Photography& Videography 120,000
All Bridal Wares(Wedding Gown, Makeup, Aso oke, Jewelleries, shoes etc) 150,000
All Groom Wares(Suits, Aso Oke, Shoes, Jewelleries,Cuff links) 100,000
Wedding Rings 40,000
Music/DJ 40,000
MC 40,000
Food (1000 per guest) 300,000
Drinks (200 per guest) 60,000
Invitation Cards 40,000
Souvenirs 60,000
Miscellaneous 50,000

This is 1.5m budget. I'm looking for how it can be N1m but the event planner is saying i'm not serious at all. the whole thing is just tiring. He said's this is a standard wedding budget. Anything less wont be classy at all.

Try to negotiate the hall further 300k seems on the high side.
Beat down the price for decoration, you should be able to get it cheaper.
Also bridal and groom wares can be cut down abit.

Make me present for your wedding by God's grace.

Nastydroid:
Nokia 6...Make me an offer Lagos 080866..250.36

Train climb am

NextDayPP:
Harvest loading.,........ glory be to God

Congrats.
Can maize still be planted in may/June?

demzey:
Gesture and settings.

The 1st pic is my home screen, you can see there no place to click for menu

2nd pic is my app drawer /menu.

Alright thanks

demzey:
Nova launcher will give you that,
I don't drag my phone with anyone that carries it forcefully, cos you go find menu tire, and I'll tell you all you see on my screen is all my apps as I no get memory card.....nobody go tell you to jus jejely handover back to me

What settings on nova launcher makes this possible?

Anyone has an s8?

sconp:
Magimazda where are u

Magimazda oooooooo

chasers:
Because am always at home Thanks..

Are you a chef? Did you take cooking lessons in the past?

The way you style them foods are amazing, kudos to your camera too

chasers:
#C4_kitchen

Breakfast Lovers

First Photo ~~~ OATS

Second Photo ~~~ Cappuccino

I'm curious bro, how do you have the time to cook all this beautiful meals and even style them

Conqueror89:
Same thing happened on April 1st and nothing was done about it.
They act as if it's a normal thing there. Lives are been lost without them taking precautionary measures.

There are usually lifeguards there, but u guess they're not enough.
Also, most people do not obey the lifeguards, they exceed the recommended distance given by the lifeguard.

justiniyke29:
When I was in jss3 I disgraced my entire lineage, by saying in class that women gave birth through their stomach ( because that was what my mum and AUNT told me). I can still hear the laughter and picture the look of surprise on classmates faces. In fact, they nicknamed me " gateway" because I said a gate open on the navel.

Baba you're not the only one o, I thought it was through the stomach too. In fact, when I was much younger I didn't know there was a process (sex) through which procreation occurred, I used to assume it was God that'll put the children in the woman's belly at his own appointed time.

kazvid:
If na copy nd e dey give me better sound,nd using it for d past 3 month,Bleep ORIGINAL

Lol if the fake akg dey give you joy like this, kon imagine wetin the original go do you. E go keeeee you.

kazvid:
5k ke, i got an akg earpiece for #500,d earpiece z a bomb, good sound quality

Na copy you buy no be orig

anonymuz:
Dinner

SWAT

ElsonMorali:
I'm sure you didn't hear of the story of a high school junior who impregnated a number of girls from his class all because he ejaculated into the swimming pool where they were all swimming in?

Why do you think withdrawal method of contraception almost always fails?

Can you send a link to the emboldened.

MariaLavina:
If you love the first, you wouldn't fall in love with the other.

This doesn't always work, it's hard to understand if one hasn't been in such a situation before

eddyghali:
Jesus Christ fed 5000 people without asking for anything in return and you OP just 30,500 naira phone you are already looking for her destiny. How do you want your thunder?? OP

Did the OP tell you that his name is Jesus Christ??

Magimazda where are u

https://www.nairaland.com/5089914/nigerian-woman-spotted-ritual-sacrifices

Just saw this on front page...ritual spotted in Ontario, CA