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Asangbekoko:
But non none of my vocabularies vocabulary was wrong grammar grammatically wrong.
Is incoherent vetuperations vituperation grammatically wrong?
And that is how I speak.
I'm also a language artist artist.
Haven't you heard language arts before?
I at times create something to match my flow . Did you see any malapropism?
I had A1 in English Literature.
I can't even speak the way I used to, because my memory is now very bad. It became bad when I 'followed them test igbo' in the higher institution.
Abeg no vex o. I'm not one of the canterkerous cantankerous elements in this forum.
I'm always playing. Na una bring politics.
Politics na dirty game na😁

IamR:
Smart man woman.
First harvest.

Oasisblue:
I have been using them since 2023. I found them to be reliable so far.

semid4lyfe:
Lol. Your profiling of me is so off. You think say na UniPort, Unilag, UI, Ife level be my institution. Even those universities only accomodate a tiny percentage of their staff on Campus.

Make I give you some context. ⬇️

I live in the capital city of the state. The university is in a rural community about 50 - 60 mins drive away. I no dey stroll from my home to the office.

Over 97% of staff live in the capital city and commute to work from there because staff accomodation on campus is almost non-existent. The few units that were built some years ago were cornered by the big ogas which they sublet to others at exorbitant rates.

The university community is not quite as developed. The power situation is terrible in the community (but my uni get steady light cos of solar plant wey GEJ give us when hin establish am )

Even young bachelors that started off living in the community eventually move to the capital city especially after marriage and when their kids want to start school to have good options.

Soft life no dey lecturing like that. Even now, as my uni dey semester break, I get over 500 scripts to mark across three courses with deadline to deliver. I get project student's wey I dey supervise, and read & correct their thesis

As per family levels, its just me & madam with our three kids, no domestic help or relatives living with us. Make I even yarn you sef, na me do omugwo for my wife when she drop #2 and #3.

Also, I do a lot of chores to keep the home running. Na me dey do dishes, Na me dey do school runs mostly. Na me dey sweep and mop house. Na me dey bathe kids morning and night. Na me dey iron clothes. Na me dey assist kids with assignments etc

Bottom line, I put in a lot of work in my job, and in the home. Nothing like soft life for my side. I no dey hypersexual and knacking no dey rule my mind. There are weeks I go without it. Oya, be disappointed.

“I bought ₦5,000 fuel for my keke. By the time the fuel finished and I calculated everything, my profit was just ₦50.”

— Keke driver laments. pic.twitter.com/hq6tget6zS

— Linda Ikeji Blog (@lindaikeji) March 25, 2026

mikeapollo:
After giving Egbetokun, a Yoruba man, an extended term as IGP contrary to the rules and law, it does not make any sense to give it to Tunde Disu, another Yoruba man, when there is someone like Frank Mba, who is very competent, articulate, credible, commands respect and confidence of the public and is not junior to the new IGP.

HustlaOfLagos:
I do not understand how a security concept as simple and basic as this is being deliberately convoluted

AGAIN, I will repeat

It is far easier to pay / socially engineer someone than to add listening devices / components that can be easily discovered to EVs. Less trouble, more info will be gathered and people can be gotten to spy for as little as promise to get passport, entry for their wards into exclusive private schools etc. It is also far easier to use Pegasus to spy on a nation state level than the EV car crap

A MOLE IS FAR LESS LIKELY TO BE DETECTED OR UNCOVERED AND GATHERS WAY MORE INFORMATION THAN A LISTENING DEVICE. HOW HARD IS THIS CONCEPT?!!

No sensible nation state actor in modern times will go the EV route & we all know why the "national security" crap is used when it comes to China

HustlaOfLagos:
Remember what I said some months ago? Easier to pay / recruit someone than installing crap in Chinese cars?

izzou:
I really don't want to be insensitive with that story, but his ransom talk is shady.

The same kidnappers that forced your people to charter a vehicle and bring the cash personally, are the ones that willingly provided an account for transfer

The same kidnappers that killed the tractor operator for just mentioning 2 million out of 50 million, are the same ones that collected 2 million from you, despite you being the only one remaining.

I only know that kidnappers can be traced through phone numbers. Na the first case of account number I dey hear like this.

raumdeuter:
Shehu Abubakar has a NIN tied to this bank account, why cant the money in Shehus name be held back by the bank or trace whoever he transfers it to and wait block all transactions from those accounts until they show up physically at a bank

If kidnapper know they cannot use Bank accounts to receive and send money, what will they ask for next? Physical cash in Ghana Must go?.

The basic way in law enforcement to crack crime is "Follow the money"

Lordpubg:
Is it also AP?

im not a pro and usually don’t monitor my orders like this, this one was coz im not sure if it would be speedaf,

2 days is too early for a worry i think.

If it was speedaf from the start i usually don’t bother to check until the day they will call, that’s why i likw temu, guaranteed speedaf😅 buh aliexpress sha🥲

Lordpubg:
I really expected this AP should’ve changed by now, so i can know my fate. 😅Whether my enemies will laugh at me or i will slap em

Princewill1:
These mushroom companies

HR wrote "Hi There" instead of "Hi Dear"

Biodun1929:
So newly opened coastal road already don dey get traffic? Na wa o. People are just too plenty in this lagos.

Vela01:
I have the policy of canceling rides that I feel I can't take.
Like yesterday, I arrived a location, I saw 4 ladies, the 4 of them are plus size, you need to see the 4 of them, absorber and sob go just break, I humbly told them that I can't take this ride, I'm sorry🤌

Jegheter:
Bro rules of ehailing app? Which rules bro? These apps don't even obey their own rules. Bolt doesn't treat Nigerian drivers d same way dey treat European drivers.

AC is a must for me but if it's not working sudnt d driver still work? So if car no get AC make em no work with the rubbish prices out dere? If ur AC is working better but if not that d rider business ooo unless it's Uber, or comfort. I mean y would d app company have a category called COMFORT meaning dey know rides are in different categories of comfortability

Abeg make we leave matter for Mathias.

Nelochukwu:
No his entitled to being driven to his destination. AC is comfort not a necessity to completing the trip however, categories like bolt comfort or indrive comfort requires you to on the AC cause the fares are significantly more expensive.

Iz worse wen a rider doesn't even respond to ur greeting and the first things is HOPE UR AC IS WORKING? It always pisses me off. Once u don start convo with me like that then u don fail exam ooo. Guaranteed I won't carry cause even my response d rider go know say I don vex

Then off course for the Uber app the AC remains on always cause Uber pays u very well bro weather traffic dey or not. Infact if u encounter traffic on Uber no panic. Just dey smile and watch what ur Lord can do wen u end d trip. Na u go pity rider

I hope u understand my position

Nelochukwu:
This the best way bro. Until u establish contact even sometimes sef the manner of message will still not make me move an inch. Just cancel. I hate that question even after I greet u "Hope ur car has ac" no replying my greeting no courtesy how much r u paying dat u r hoping if it don't have nko?

I always on my AC but I hate d entitlement. I once asked one that is it excursion she's going for that she's crying that I don't have ac. AC wey na me on am as we drive but traffic much I wan off am u come dey rant say why I dey off am?

sconp:
This isn't the same with what he mentioned.

How to see number of EOIs for a particular profession

blackbriar:
https://immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/visas/working-in-australia/skillselect/invitation-rounds

Mcslize:
Good choice if you ask me! The competition in Civil Engineering is so fierce. [b]I was shocked when I saw the numbers of applicants running into thousands of EOIs. [/b]My occupation is learning where civil Engineering is in terms of competition.

You will get invite at the speed of light with Construction Project manager if you can get a positive assessment. You won't stay long in the queue.

Of course you can change skill assessment after lodging EOI. Just make sure you withdraw the previous EOI once you get an invite for the construction project manager to give chance to other people when submitting your new one.

GloriousGbola:
actually a lot of the nigerian run oil and gas companies are not unionised. since dangote started his refinery he has been chasing validation in the court of public opinion and putting all his business in the public space

i guess he thought he he could pull a mike adenuga where business illiterate people will celebrate him as an altruistic billionaire who makes his choices for the benefit of nigerians while fighting entrenched cabals

if he had not been hogging every news cycle for the past 12 months - this would have passed under the radar

maybe now an energized pengassan will go after the other naija companies who have refused to allow their staff to unionise