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Wetin concern u? See ur mouth

Who cares, wicked landlord

Alex Ferguson should know more about that ref.

This is a welcome development,

Hmmmmm, uk ke?

TEAM NEWS: Nasri starts against Barca

Team in full: Szczesny, Eboue, Koscielny, Djourou, Clichy, Song, Wilshere, Fabregas, Walcott, Nasri, Van Persie

Subs: Almunia, Rosicky, Denilson, Squillaci, Arshavin, Gibbs, Bendtner

shagaman:
The guy placing hands on Omotola's bumbadabumba try,Omo T husband must be a ver patient man, ladies should learn to respect their homes while dressing and snapping some pics,later someone would say its civilization, nonsense and ingredent eleyinmi ramoto,

Wetin concern u?

love is for every one and to love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right, it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and it's good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.

Ashawo ref

Is Uk better than Nigeria? see me see trouble, u cares.

justwise:
That was why i said that i'm not sure if its legally possible.

You can do court marriage and get marriage certificate.

ceasyc:
where r u? if in 9ja go and swear/do an affidavit or declaration of marriage in a court near u = accepted everywhere

yes, i am based in Nigeria. Thanks.

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justwise:
You will need that marriage certificate 4sure, you can back date it to the very year u got married, not sure if that is legally possible though.

Thanks, but dating a married certificate could backfire considering the fact that they could verified if I am actually married on that date or not. Don't you think so?

I have been married for 6 years now, blessed with 3 boys. We only did traditional married and I don't have a married certificate for now. What will happen if I intent to apply for a VISA to any country without married certificate to this effect? For now, we’ve not done the legal wedding, I mean to sign papers and get a married certificate. What will happen when they see that my married certificates date is recent date knowing fully well that we had a traditional married 6 years back with 3 children?

ireke:
Beware - Long Post.

Almost as soon as I finished youth service, someone approached me that they could get a cover letter from a Royal father that was friends with Walter Carrington (US Ambassador). He said the Royal father only needs to write a letter of introduction to the Ambassador and that was it. We got the letter, we were preped by the woman in charge of the phoney arrangement and we all went to the embassy. we were told to say 1). we do not know anybody in the US so we would be staying in the Hotel. 2). our current occupation is weaving which is the family/ royal business and we were going for sight seeing as realtives of the King (with different surnames o). Of course they refused us. she chopped my 5K

Fast forward to two years later. I now had a job with a multinational and I wanted to visit my folks in the US. I was using the same passport (I had vowed that I won't do any shady thing to get any visa in my life). In my application, I now said I have a sister in the US who is a citizen, my parents have resident permits, I also wrote my true profession.  I was not feeling too scared when It was my turn for interview until I peeped into the lady’s cubicle and I saw my long neck in the old application form. I nearly pissed because I remember the contradictions. The interview started

Oyibo: How long has your sister been in the US?
Me: about 10 years

Oyibo: How long has your parents been in the US?
Me: about a year

O: so why did you say you did not know anybody in the US two years ago?
Me: well… she actually did not support my move because she felt I would be denied since I do not have any serious ties in Nigeria. SO out of annoyance, I refused to mention her or acknowledge her in the application.

O: You also said you were a weaver and now you are a “bla bla”
Me: yes I wrote weaving because that was what I was doing that time. I was just out of school with nothing doing and it was a family thing so it was easy for me to join the business. I have tried to drive a taxi after then, I have already gone back to school for my masters degree before I got this job. SO my occupation would have been different if I was here each of those times.

O:You actually have 1000 naira in your account
  I looked up from the document to let her know she has not seen the second page, and then I saw her smiling nicely at me. She was pulling my legs. I smiled back and I knew God has done it

O: You are single?
Me: yes, but I’m getting married in 5 month’s time by the grace of God
O: it’s not the grace of God. It’s if she says “yes”
Me: she said yes already.

At this point I was almost shaking with joy. I went and came back. Yet I was refused twice after that then I got my first 2 years multiple visa and it has been good stories since then.

Oboy, u nearly kill me wit laughter.

Evano:
the 5-0 white wash of Madrid will not replay itself in the final. Jose Morihno is a football strategist who still has new tricks at his sleeve and will leverage on this against Barca. He 'll play 4-5-1, play Adebayo as frontman. Play Ronaldo on the left and Dimaria or Ozil on the right and ensure the that the mid field is choked whilelooking for counters and fast attacking football.

So he forgot his tricks at home the last time they met. Oboy leave dat one jo.

What a dream,

I think we have witches association of Nigeria. Abi no bi dem bi warn Atiku?

Must u stay in the UK?

The first time I met with my twin sister was when I was 8 years old.

likeme:
Please where is the proof to back up this claim. Light still goes off in SA

I dey laugh, so lite still dey go off 4 SA? I was told that lite is 24/7 in SA. Pls those in SA share more light on disooooo.

I dey laugh

Starcomms is the best, I have been using Starcomms since 1998. Starcomms 3G network is the highest.

clomn:
she is very very right and has every right to fight him in court but nigerian court will never give her justice.

Who cares,

"mbulela" correct yourself pls. Did you say people were begging to be allowed in to VOTE or to be registered?  Note, not yet time for voting. I dey laugh oooooo

former President Olusegun Obasanjo when asked to comment on the outcome of the presidential primaries of the PDP with the emergence of President Goodluck Jonathan as the Presidential flabearer of the party and against the backdrop that Atiku lost out, he said what happened made him laugh.

Breaking News,  In Adamawa State, home state of Atiku, Jonathan got 76 votes against 31 votes for The big not-so-smart person Atiku. What a shame.
I still dey laugh. I wonder what Atiku should be thinking now, especially when almost all the votes are going to Good luck Jonathan. And I still dey laugh, Where is Adamu Chiroma? Hahahahaahahahaaha

I dey laugh. E'ya Naija politicians.