₦airaland Forum

southniyikaye:
o GA o.
Persistent is key.
GOD, I key into this, you've done it for me once, you can do it again.
Am sorry for abandoning you when you answered my prayers.
If given another chance, it won't repeat itself I promise.

Welcome from the school of hardknocks.

Somebody, should start that telegram group immediately and it should be done out of Nairaland.
On a personal note Nairaland is generally sickly.
Please,B2mario start that group immediately and am calling it off on Nairaland immediately.
It should also include news from the globe, orientations and other informative and educational stuffs....
Nairaland is filled with children who have access to Daddy's handset or people who can even stand up to you on a good day.
Any element who fights other regions shall be exited.
Start now before one of the mods bans your moniker.

bolaayenimo:
I prefer Yinka Ogunmakin. With the way he has been managing Afenifere, it shows he will manage Nigeria better if elected President

How did you pass WAEC?

Kuginzi:
There's no escape route. Death is inevitable. Oya prepare!!

Everybody dies,the difference is the timing.....

MTN

Kuginzi:
Hahaha.. let's die together, Receive am!!

Hahahahahahaha...No...you die alone...you not dey fear naaaaaa

......because the organs are built differently. While that of the man looks like a safe and normal skin, that of the woman is like raw meat mixed with blood....nawa nawaoooo.....

Kuginzi:
Hahaha.. Yeyeh piking no wan die.

Oldman wey want to die,die alone...rreceive am.

Kuginzi:
May we receive it together with you. Amen

Receive it alone, fearless man

clemmonce:
See where too much Nigerian film has gotten your reasoning to.... it is heart breaking to know people think this way. Just because you find it unbelievable that someone will carry his hard earned money and give to people and because you cant do such, does not mean someone else cant. Some people love to give.

Too much Nigerian film has destroyed your life.

How much would rituals give Peter Obi

Anambralstson:
Please we don't need this rubbish

has spoken. The legend.

Kuginzi:
I'm not afraid of death. Pls note: "If you plant goodness you'll reap greatness. and If you plant faith in God, you will reap a harvest".

Then receive what you are not afraid of.

Kuginzi:
You're right. Even Ojukwu died talkless of Lamidi Cownu, the Potorpotor swimmer. Either u like it or not, he will die like Ojukwu did.

......and you shall live forever on Earth....

agadez007:
Typical Yoruba people,Beating their Dry Shest and throwing punches in the Air,After inviting trouble with their own hands
You will see them running to Ibafo IDP,mouth wide open Shouting 'Haaaaaaaaaaaaa Egbawa oooooo haaaaaaaa'

You don't know Mushin boys

aimmoney9:
ALL THIS PPLE YOU CALLED NOW ARE EITHER ACTRESSES OR BLOGGERS AND WE ALL KNOW THEY LIVE WHORING LIFESTYLES... IF THEY ARE YOUR ROLE MODELS THEN U ARE DEFINITELY SITTING ON A LONG THING

Don't worry, the Coronavirus will soon be over so that you can get back to work.

Noerection:
Why Ibo are rejoicing over Abba Kyari's death?
Nnamdi Cownu parents died like chicken without befitting burials.

Go and raise him from the dead

This one go fall....

donbachi:
fyi; i'm from rivers state.bonny kingdom,from the strongest known war canoe house and my mum is from kula...elizabert jack-rich is married to tienao seyelifubara jack-rich,ceo of belemaoil..the sarki ruwan hausa(water provider of hausaland)..should i increase the volume?

Na so!!!

donbachi:
Wow!.my cousin's wife just made my year..nice one.more and more bigger u i pray.

DonBachi..... Ahhhhh....Cousin wife ?...Ok ooo

Sometimes, those naked bodies are either disgusting or irritating.....but, some orhers are capable of doing all the good you ask for.

Iyiataata92:
Now is the time for Buratai to get first hand experience of what the troops have been facing for a long time with leftover weapons from the civil war.
I hope he keeps to his words by staying till Boko haram is defeated
Goodluck to him and the boys

Please, Please Dr. Goodluck Jonathan is in Bayelsa state.....

It actually depends on who you are and where you live.
The poor showed us their environment while the rich is showing us where he lives.

Who else is not surprised.

Itzstarboi:
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See your life, as you were celebrating FTC, your enemies took over your FTC.
Lesson: Don't count your eggs before they hatch.

As I was about to write RIPRfor him,I sensed a struggle within me....and what I heard is wait.....Not knowing this news is on the way.

Emeka ihedioha came to destroy, but Some unknown forces threw him out.

Miracle1991:
After the show up they will be packed back to the store.
BTW 1000 bags divided by 3000000(3million) people is equal to 3cups each person.
Also their rich men are donating to only South eastern state, but their poor men are asking for the one Dangote,Otedola,Rabiu,Elumelu, Atiku, Tinubu donated. Why? Why do you want to share from the 2billion donated by Dangote but you don't share the one donated by Innosson to others?
Some people are borned tribalist.

You need help.

MelesZenawi:
Nwokem What concerns onitsha with this news now ?

Please, ask him for me...am still cracked up here.

manuelreports:
When Onitsha trader takes up blogging
Nna bunyem Laptop Kam soro ibem piba Ife ana api, oburo so nso Linda ma apita ego.

LoLest...guy you just cracked me up...MC igotuke comes to mind.