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Great Kanu!!!

Just say, to the Northerners because that's where we have the poorest.

But,this policemen have no form of protection from the girl...isn't this another story to trend? Or are they immuned from the virus?

Or11:
Why do most Nigerians feel they need to change their accent when they speak with a foreigner? Nigerian accent is rated as one of the sexiest in the world. People should learn to embrace it.

The igbo accent actually,even Naija babes dey trip for that igbo boy accent....because it means money.

Egungun:

Lol

What am i doing on Nairaland sef?
Anambra!!!! I hail ooo.....
Egungun.....be careful na express you dey go.

I have never seen a thing so joyful as accepting your responsibility and being a Dad.
Am actually laughing in cantonese...well only Daddies will understand....it's such a great joy.
As for our babies,make I no talk abeg...they can humble you ooo....even their eyes of disapproval when you're actually doing your best reminds one of his life history....and don't expect any thank you ooo....are you hurt tempered? They will run you down....but,when they smile...baba,you must smile too ooo.....above all we love them with an endless love.....

Another joyful Dad

When you buy,check the underarms,you will discover that they are worn out torn.

What coronavirus couldn't kill,Naija government has killed.... Coronavirus is still a student of killing compared to Nigeria's incompetent government.

Isn't Jihad,the supposed religious war of death?
Now death is afraid of death.... foolishness.

....while Bhuhari is busy extending stamp duty.

You are a fooooool.....I wish I can see you to shoot you..... incestuous adultery is your portion...Ewu

That's why I like my senior brother....E for Don butcher you since....jobless you.

Can this be a systematic scam to raise funds? I trust no man.

justscorchone:
I do

I know.

Amotolongbo:
This is my problem with many of these pastors.

Many of their preachings are so daft and against reality.

We all know that many ladies on seeing a man’s prick for the first time will take away their eyes, though not their mind. So what is he now saying that “How can a lady see a man’s penis and the eyes will leave it”?

Moreover, majority of these men only make their sermons from theory and not the reality. Can he confidently tell us he never had sexual affairs with women before getting married?

You should shutuup and take a seat.
That you are living a useless life doesn't mean we all should live a useless life.
You think every man lusts after sex? Error, not every man.... And girls who think stupidly like you always have large bum bum... Which is where your reasoning comes from. .. you think every man likes what you have ... Not all men like sexual immorality

All of you saying Adenuga is richer than Dangote, can you just keep kwayet??

Dangote left his multi-billion dollar empire to join a queue to see who? Adenuga He never even tried it for Bill Gates...
Yorubas should take it easy naaaa

Why all these ego massaging, in the face of reality. .. Why hasn't Adenuga challenged Forbes just as Dangote did.

If Adenuga is beefing Dangote, it's simply because in all his machinations and imaginations, he never thought a human being out of Naija will be richer than him... Simple.... He hates competition. ..

ProudDick:
You may die in poverty in you continue hating. Igbos and bring him Down syndrome. Yoruba land is the second oil producer in Nigeria and Ijebus are generally rich. They own Lagos. That’s why I always laugh when you mud dwellers chest beat. The whole Igbos can never be rich as the ijebus not to talk of Egba, ijesha clans etc in Yoruba land. Those where the people that first encountered the Europeans.

Choi, Dem don Come

[quote author=solmusdesigns post=87223698][/quote]Second richest Nigerian, not second richest African.

fiercehillz:
All these men with names that have 7 letters...God dey o.

Dangote
Adenuga
Adeleke
Otedola
Elumelu
Dantata
Danjuma
Alakija (even Woman sef)

I follow, I follow, I follow, I follow. ... Kikikikikikiki

That you are poor doesn't mean it is reasonable to be a poor man.

GamalNasser:
Do you know how many houses he has in Pinnock Beach alone ..better worry about yourself bro

Is Peannochbeach an expensive estate?

anonimi:
You should know when to STFU.
Honestly!!!

Did you forget silence is the best answer for somewise who thinks he is wise.

This is the beginning for frz.

I hope pay back for the loan will also be loopsided.

anonimi:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3213437_img20150710091503_jpeg20c56cecbb364738309183e80ebcf081

The weapon ue is using against his elders, is beginning to be used against him . . .Hehehehehhe

Is Daddy Freeze not also sick?

Tomide007:
cose pple ain't sychopants of APC/pdp.?

Not at all... But, because some people are defending corruption.

After going through this thread I have concluded that Nigeria is dead and gone...

Magicians:
How many bad people are governing the rotten n condemned shithole state of Abia Abaribe came from that he can't fight them but would rather fight for tribes in Nigeria his own tribe love to hate ?! Many of you Igbos speak out of plain foolishness n gross stupidity thinking that your foolishness bigotry n stupid is not noticeable.

Now, you can eat the gibberish you typed.

donbachi:
What if d alledged sidechick na him business associate...afteral,na outdoor place dem dey,no be indoor.

from outdoor activities to indoor activities.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Funny pastor


What if this Corona was a failed biochemical or laboratory experiment by scientists which was intended to cure another disease but unfortunately it turned into a worse disease itself

Am just thinking out loud though

No body should insult me

Funny you?

eduman365:
Your people have been complaining about Fulani raping your women and all sorts. What have the strong akpu-eating Igbos done apart from crying online?

Who begged you for unity? Just because they spanked your fathers a little bit during Biafra war? Hahaha... Get over it.

Hehehehehhe... E pain am die.... Unity beggar.... The ones on your farmland are not Fulani herdsmen abiiii, pls take your sense somewhere else for rehabilitation.

Dreyton36:
Its a wonderful experience really , especially when you're sponsoring yourself
I had so many thoughts on my head walahi
1. Na me sit down inside aeroplane so ?
2. Na me they use my money fly to obodo oyibo?
3. When will I see my family again?
4. I must not come back without Benz
When I landed omg , I realised that coronavirus cannot even kill us I Nigeria cuz we live in a bedgraggled environment in naija

Abroad sweet abeg, everywhere clean
Hit me up for your sure visas to all European countries
There's also a sure Canada visa application going on
No scam zone

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