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 Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 10:55pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
sixteen: Wanna buy?What are we selling kwanu?? |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 6:25pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
sixteen: lol, they are still negotiating my cost priceWhen you have the accurate figure, do let me know...  |
| Literature › Re: Divided Emotions by Screwface(m): 6:24pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
sixteen: Where have you been?You and I are on a different ball game, dear 16 |
| Romance › Re: Confessions Of A Fat Girl by Screwface(m): 6:22pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
I repeat, my colleague is bigger than you are, Op. Not slightly, as in, BIGGER. Relax and stop freting. Hit the gym though. Nyc shape btw. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Confessions Of A Fat Girl by Screwface(m): 2:00pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Idowuogbo: u? na so life bi? i see u o!Id, no even allow me start with you here. You berra check the records, come back here and then appologise. |
| Romance › Re: Confessions Of A Fat Girl by Screwface(m): 1:58pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
biggirloya2: do big girls find love? is there someone out there who is big and has gotten real love or is this how we big girls are always treated?Yes. I have seen big girls love and fall in love too. I have a colleague twice your size(even if I've not seen your photo before, trust me, she's twice ur size), and she seem happy and content about life and what it throws at her. It all depends on how you carry yourself, chubby one. You are being treated exactly how you'd hope you'd be treated. The colleague I have sees things differently, you should do same too. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Confessions Of A Fat Girl by Screwface(m): 12:31pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
I feel your pain but there's almost nothing anyone can do for you right now. Whatever has to be done, has to be done by you. For a start, stop looking down on yourself. You are big, so what? Am not exactly sure being big is a criminal offence. And if it isn't, start enjoying being big! Take a stand in the relationship. Tell him it's ALL or nothing. If he ain't serious, cut the chase and move on. You sounded like someone who's being 'managed', or like you are an option in a sea of many. My dear, stop taking shitts and stop seeing yourself as being disadvantaged abeg. 133 Likes 1 Share |
| Literature › Re: Divided Emotions by Screwface(m): 11:56am On Jul 16, 2013 |
Omolola1: LooolLegendary Omolola replies...quite strange. So am the one with the problem here. |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Screwface(m): 11:47am On Jul 16, 2013 |
You are a very, very dangerous fellow, Zubby. One every single person should be wary of The way you plan and excute them is quite scary, saying the least! |
| Education › Re: Who Knows Yola Well by Screwface(m): 11:39pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
sixteen: Very well, thank you. How is it going with you?Good..good...good... U should be sleeping, young lady |
| Education › Re: Who Knows Yola Well by Screwface(m): 10:44am On Jul 15, 2013 |
sixteen: Ok then, good to know your worries have abated. I wake up quite early everyday, my schedule determines whether or not I'll get out of bed early though..Hello Sixteen... Howayu? |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Screwface(m): 5:59pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
ZUBY77: No degrees.Well then...I'l be damned! Kudos man! If you want this educative piece published (ePub or hardcopy), I can give you a web address and a number to call. Am also working on something at the moment, and the guys in the publishing house have been helpfull. You should try them out. |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Screwface(m): 5:29pm On Jul 14, 2013*. Modified: 6:56am On Nov 08, 2023 |
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| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Screwface(m): 9:10am On Jul 14, 2013 |
Through this blockbuster of a story, I've come to understand one basic fact of life: Givers never lack. People who have cultivated the art of giving ALWAYS have things working out for them. Somehow, doors open for this folks even when they haven't yet knocked. Following your story, with all what you've written so far, you've given out over a thousand euros, not because the recipients necessarily deserve it, but because you KNOW the art of giving, and you know what it brings. Chairman, I don learn! I do that alot too, but I still need to do alot more! It's also called INVESTMENT! |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Screwface(m): 9:12pm On Jul 13, 2013*. Modified: 6:55am On Nov 08, 2023 |
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Some of our pastors are indeed leading us to heaven by Screwface(m): 8:51pm On Jul 12, 2013 |
Hi Blogger! Is this the same story?? www.nairaland.com/1045225/redeemed-church-scandal-adeboyes-deputy It's been on the web since september 2012. She suppose don born now na  ? Abi you no reason am before you copy the story ni?? |
| Technology Market › Re: Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion sending 30 Trucks Full Of 5 Cent coins by Screwface(m): 7:45am On Jul 11, 2013 |
 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Lmao! My Gawd! What a way to start the day!!! Damn it Samsung!!! Pure genius! This is the funniest geek news I've read in my life time. Boy! |
| Celebrities › Re: Khloe Kardashian Kicks Lamar Odom Out Of Their Home For Cheating by Screwface(m): 3:43am On Jul 11, 2013 |
 Khloe...my favorite |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 12:20pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
sixteen: Can I have it by mail too?Small sixteen  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 12:14pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Wayne Rooney will still leave Manchester United this season. Imagine a lineup comprising Messi and Neyma on either flanks, with Rooney spearheading the attack. This is what we all should be expecting |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 4:39am On Jul 07, 2013 |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]sh1t i dnt have an android device, what's the alternative? There is an alternative right? Biko dnt say no[/quote]My dear, that's the closest alternative. I can decide to send it to you by mail anyway |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 9:25pm On Jul 06, 2013 |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]unedited version nko?[/quote]Breathing shut up, kwanu! @Sizzle, go thru www.okadabooks.com. I should think it's still on their home page. Book title is My Beautiful Sad Life: A fictional tale. But you need an andriod device before you can acess the site. 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 10:08am On Jul 06, 2013 |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]hian which sacarsm? Or is that code for i'm making you blush?? btw whats up with the book? i want to read too *puppy face*[/quote]The book? I have no freeking idea about that part of my life at the moment, wallahi. We are sort of waiting for Linda Ikeji on that regard. Sincerly, I've not spared a thought for it the last one week . No kidding! |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 5:45pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]She can be your gf 'in name only'.. i'm sure someone else will be willing to be the celebrity gf [/quote]Oh just quit with the sarcasm jooor! |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 3:34pm On Jul 05, 2013 |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Alosiby will gladly take you. I hope u like oily egusi sha[/quote]  @ sizzle. I have a 'fragile' heart which obviously can't withstand a LDR, and worst of all, am yet to see the inside of a plane yet, how do I cope with that kwanu?? |
| Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 9:15am On Jul 05, 2013 |
And am still single. What a wicked world |
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