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Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 6:31pm On May 27, 2013
breathing: How do you feel having to go through life seeing double of what everyone else sees, cuz of the size of your eyeballs
cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
Breathing, YOU ARE MAD!
EducationRe: Who Knows Yola Well by Screwface(m): 10:28am On May 27, 2013
Sixteen...lets turn this to ur own residence where ur fans can check up on u...cheesy
RomanceRe: Long Distance Relationships: Just Say No To The Torture. by Screwface(m): 10:20am On May 27, 2013
My parents are in a Long Distance Marriage at the moment. They've spanned 20 years in that sorta arrangement and they've coped admirably well.

I've also been involved heavily in it too, but it's not something I'l want to do again. Honestly, LDR's is not the way forward. Modern relationships immediately loose touch, feel, sense of the whole thing after a while. It isn't healthy, honestly.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 10:07pm On May 26, 2013
sixteen: TEEO!!!! I knew that ur single state na wash! I await the juicy details please...
Since when u start to dey like gist kwanu??cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa "The Chase" Official Thread by Screwface(m): 7:30pm On May 26, 2013
Lolcheesy
This woman is super crazy!
PoliticsRe: El-rufai And His Two Daughters By Femi Fani-kayode by Screwface(m): 11:47am On May 26, 2013
Jonathan isn't our problem, old man. You should know that much. The people who have governed us in one way or the other,(including your friend and brother, the Mallam,) over the last 4 decades are the ones to blame.

Nigeria's umemployment crises didn't just start 3 years ago. E don tey.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 9:52pm On May 24, 2013
Alos. Am curious, just curious. Who was the infamous crush you talked about in your diary some days back??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fidson Pharmaceutical Recruit by Screwface(m): 6:47pm On May 22, 2013
Royally: Pls, can someone please supply us with the venue and time of the aptitude test even if one cannot submit c.v., from indications from this thread, I guess one can gatecrash the aptitude test
Am not sure anyone has that info yet.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fidson Pharmaceutical Recruit by Screwface(m): 10:32am On May 22, 2013
suredammy: I tried to apply this morning by sending my CV TO hr@fidson.com but delivery failed despite trying it multiple times with different e-mail addresses. Any suggestion pls. And where is the venue for the aptitude test.
I guess you were too late. Keep trying though
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fidson Pharmaceutical Recruit by Screwface(m): 9:04am On May 22, 2013
rhaby: Guys i heard there is another fidson test on friday. If its true does anyone have an idea when the test starts and when it ends. please reply
I got the BB broadcast yesterday, today being the deadline for the application.
I applied successfully though. Visit their website, you'l get more infos there.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 2:29pm On May 20, 2013
So sorry Alos. Happy bufdae, dear.
Was so so tensed yesterday I almost forgot ur day.
Just had an interview. And amongts the interviewing panel is a Nairalander! Possibly a Mod!!
I swear!
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 9:06pm On May 18, 2013
Alos
PoliticsRe: Your Shout-Out To Our Troops Participating In The State Of Emergency by Screwface(m): 7:19am On May 18, 2013
Dear men of the Armed Forces, while I endlessly and fervently wish and pray for a successful outing against the BH boys, I urge you, let there be NO prisoner of war.

Godspeed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 9:38am On May 16, 2013
Enough of Rooney already tongue

Number of Permanent Top Flight Managers hired and fired during
Fergie's reign at Man Utd 1986:
2012/2013 League Table as at today:

Manchester City: 14
Chelsea: 16
Arsenal: 3
Tottenham: 14
Everton: 9
Liverpool: 9
West Brom: 16
Swansea: 16
West Ham: 10
Stoke City: 14
Fulham: 15
Aston Villa: 12
Southampton: 19
Sunderland: 15
Norwich City: 14
Newcastle United: 15
Wigan Athletic: 14
Reading: 11
QPR: 19

TOTAL: 255
gringrin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Attention NL Administrator by Screwface(m): 3:43pm On May 13, 2013
Caracta: hahahaha. Are you this funny?
Lol tongue
Sometimes.

Gboliwe, PM Oga Seun. He'l fix it for you
Nairaland GeneralRe: Attention NL Administrator by Screwface(m): 10:04am On May 13, 2013
Delete your browser. Hit your phone on the wall several times(not the screen of the phone ocheesy). Try to soak it in a keg of kerosene if it still doesn't come on.
Repeat the process again.

If after all these, your phone still powers on, then na winch u begrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 4:52pm On May 12, 2013
Thank you, boss!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 3:37pm On May 12, 2013
No need to replace Rooney if he does leave. Too many strikers at the moment.
I, for one would love to see Hernandez play more often.
If we have to buy any other striker in the summer, then Welbeck would also have to give way.
That's my take anyway.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 1:31pm On May 12, 2013
[quote author=kay_pumpin]Mancini is a top manager?Never knew.[/quote]Seven trophies, including league titles in four seasons with Inter Milan. An FA cup triumph plus a Premier League crown in three seasons with Mancity.
He also masterminded the most embarrasing defeat in our home ground. A feat no manager has been able to achieve.
How else do you define a top manager?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 6:17am On May 12, 2013
Premier League loosing two top managers in one season is quite a blow to the entire league.
SAF retiring and the impending sack of Mancini is sure to 'lower' the standards of the Premier league in my opinion. And if the reports from the Chelsea camp is to be believed, Benitez will also be shown the way out, irrespective of his success in the UEFA cup next week.

Oh boy! My beloved premier league!
The Manchester derby next season will be such a bore!

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