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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 6:17am On May 12, 2013
Premier League loosing two top managers in one season is quite a blow to the entire league.
SAF retiring and the impending sack of Mancini is sure to 'lower' the standards of the Premier league in my opinion. And if the reports from the Chelsea camp is to be believed, Benitez will also be shown the way out, irrespective of his success in the UEFA cup next week.

Oh boy! My beloved premier league!
The Manchester derby next season will be such a bore!
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 5:07pm On May 10, 2013
Yes. His site, but WE, the users made it what it is today.
He should be objective when making his rules next time.

You preachin about being christian and forgiveness, what the heck was that about? Mstchew. What's there to forgive or not to? Abegy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Screwface(m): 9:17am On May 10, 2013
For the love of God, I hope David Moyes doesn't tag Fellani along to OT. I honestly don't like his style of play.
There's something about him that doesn't fit the United style of play. He seems too rough, too agressive and to 'negative' for my liking.

This is one player who, to me, doesn't care if his team is on the loosing side so long as he himself is having a good game (by his standards). Fellani is a No No for me. Thank God no one is even talkin about him coming at the moment, and I hope it stays that way.
Nairaland General › Re: Concerning The Controversial "New" Rules Of Nairaland by Screwface(m): 9:12am On May 09, 2013
Seun, I DARE you to create a Deactivation of account option.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Alex Ferguson Is Considering Retiring As United Manager by Screwface(m): 11:37pm On May 07, 2013
I honestly don't know what to make of this news. embarassed

Wallahi, I dnt know! But since 2002 when I started supporting Manchester United, this is the first time I've ever felt this empty.
And boy! what a feeling!
NYSC › Re: NYSC Cooperative: A Scam? by Screwface(m): 4:20pm On May 04, 2013
If you are one of the outgoing Batch B Corps' members, then I think you are a bit too late for this loan. From what I've heard so far, you need to apply three months prior to your POP date before you can stand a chance of getting it.

Yup. As a collatral, you'l need to drop your NYSC discharge certificate for the stepend, which is about 300k or thereabout. The loan is interest free (so I heard). Not quite sure though.
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 10:17am On May 04, 2013
Sapphiredamsel: Its not like that oooo. I would have explained to you but the problem is that i may say one thing now and my 'oga at d top' might say another
Obviously, something intresting is goin on and I have no freaking idea!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Breaking News : Israel Bombs Syria!!! by Screwface(m): 7:09am On May 04, 2013
I am ella: Mumu,unpopular hear means hated
'Here' not 'Hear', madam!

I won't call u mumu shacheesy
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 7:05am On May 04, 2013
Teeo what r u now saying again?
Why Breathing biko?
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 7:03am On May 04, 2013
Sapphiredamsel: Hell to d no! The question is are you?
Christ!
Am I that bad??
See the way u rejected me in one swift move. Ki lo le to yen ooOOoohuh?
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 9:52pm On May 03, 2013
Breathing...

Oh! First things first joor.
Thank you, Alos! tongue

So, Breathing, ok. Well, I just wanted to ask you if our POP date has been announced. Since SOM hardly talks about Nysc and all those stuffs, my thinkin is that, she doesn't have an idea. And since, perhaps, u r like the only other DL batch B corper-well, the only other one I relate with, i had no choice than to approach u.
U get my drift now?
Yeah. So, when is the date kwa? cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 6:18pm On May 03, 2013
Ordinary privacy, u guys can not accord us.
Chai!
You people dissappointed me Ooo!
Even sappiredamsel that hardly use this house chose today of all days to pop her head out!
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 9:47am On May 03, 2013
teeo: Meaninghuh
Meaning, don't reply this post till tomorrow kwa tongue
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 9:46am On May 03, 2013
kiss Now am shy.
Hi Breathing! cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 10:12pm On May 02, 2013
Amin, Farydah! Amin!
Alos, i need to borrow your house for a daygrin.
You all won't post a thing for a day long. Just myself and Breathing! tongue
I want to have a personal chat with her kwa. cheesy
Education › Re: Ceiling Fan Falls On UNN Students During Lecture by Screwface(m): 8:02am On May 01, 2013
Techwriter: Thank God for private universities, u can't hear such stories there. You get value for your money. Those criticizing owners of private universities should better have a rethink. If you say education is expensive, they say try ignorance; in the same way if u say private universities are expensive, try government universities-it may cost u ur life anyway
The author of this post here ^^, is one reason you shouldn't attend a private university here in Nigeria. Most of their graduates are shallow minded. Period!
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 7:44pm On Apr 30, 2013
tongue Alos, that incantation-like message I wrote up there is meant for Farydah. She'l do the interpretationscheesy
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 4:29pm On Apr 30, 2013
cremeandchic: Screwface,you should be rounding up NYSC now right?
How has it been?Hope the clarion call has not robbed you of your fine fresh face? wink
Am getting old. *sad face* Ondo state dull me, big time.
But am stil manageable shacheesy
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 12:01pm On Apr 30, 2013
My bulge kwanu shocked
Lol!
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 11:59am On Apr 30, 2013
Luv you too, dear Creme smiley
Am blushing silly at the moment!
Alos and SOM tongue

Amaria, yaya de? Ki na djin dadi awure ko??
Senu fa! cheesy

Breathing tongue tongue
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 7:28am On Apr 30, 2013
If i have to do a scam marraige then it has to be from 10 million and above tongue tongue, not some peanuts of half a million kwanu tongue
Phones › Re: My Phone Is Consuming Too Much Data by Screwface(m): 10:34pm On Apr 29, 2013
gringringringringringringrin
Try an iPhone. You'l be amazed at how fast the MB flies!

Your own phone might be updating it's softwares though, since you said it's new, or you probably have too many applications opened. Just maybe
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 3:10pm On Apr 29, 2013
tongue tongue
She knows herself
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 12:45pm On Apr 29, 2013
Sixteen.
Am doin very well, thank you. How's work?
Has someone seen/heard from Cremehuh?

Am getting marriedcheesycheesy
Like, seriously!cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 12:28pm On Apr 28, 2013
cryWhen will i meet a diarylander kwanuhuh

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