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SportsRe: A Tale Of Two Stadiums. Lagos And Abuja Stadiums... by Screwface(m): 7:34am On Apr 13, 2013
Dear front-page Mods,

Please, do not take this to the front page without confirming first the true state of the National Stadium, Abuja.
I can categorically tell you it's presently in a better state than what the Op has just put up. Î don't know about the other stadia though.
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 9:34am On Apr 12, 2013
cry cry
Talked to her this morning. Can't go. cry
I'l get the fotos though. If she gives the green light, hell yeah, i'l share. Or she does it herself.
So,u been around since, eh? You good?
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 6:33am On Apr 12, 2013
SOM, thanks for asking.
I finished the story a long time ago. Even the acknowledgement page has been pinned down too.cheesy
And i did give honor to those it's due-diary section of Nairaland of coursecheesy
Just the logistic aspect is remaining joor. It seem to be taking forever. Sad much.

Send my warmest thoughts to Bright when you talk to her.

Alos, you better go back to Facebook and search for me again o.
Btw SOM, why dnt u want to make contact with me kwanuhuh?
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Screwface(m): 6:23am On Apr 12, 2013
"Legend of the Fvvvckers" as new thread handle??
Now You owe me one demand, Mazi.
cheesycheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 11:21pm On Apr 10, 2013
StateOfMind: Lol n rolling eyes@ you don't even do..when you are not me.

And Yeah, two days..I've been aite..

Sup with your story?
Confused stares.
What story dearie??
Alos. When are you going to ask me to send a friend request?? Does it always have to be Teeo??gringrin
How's Bright? Who's heard from her of late??
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 2:24pm On Apr 10, 2013
StateOfMind: Screwface, just read your comments on mazi's ppa thread. You were really all over the thread analysing how he could have contracted HIV.

And then I thought aloud? Did you by chance have unprotected sexx recently? Kinda like u dey fear for urself..hoho tongue.

How are you btw?

Alosbuddy, how na? How's acada and how are your curves.
lol. Crazy u. I wwas just enveloped in that guy's story, that's all. I have some relatives in the school ni, and since i know Mazi is still a serving corper, i got to hold my breadtcheesycheesy
Convinced now?
And no. I dnt do unprotected. I dnt even do sef..hohohoh
How have u been?? Two days!
Nairaland GeneralRe: hohoho!!kwanu? by Screwface(m): 6:41pm On Apr 09, 2013
alosiby92: breathing: I loooove desperate housewives!!! kai, what else do we have in common...
Alos. How far?
How acada?cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: . by Screwface(m): 5:37pm On Apr 09, 2013
Yes. You'll get married for sure. The right one has read your thread. She'l soon make contact with you.
Goodluckcheesycheesy
PoliticsRe: How People Eat Chicken - With Picture (insult From Ghana?) by Screwface(m): 8:50am On Apr 09, 2013
Actually, you guys got it wrong. That wasn't the work of the Ghanians.


Ghanians ain't that smart!!





Dull bunch they are.
CelebritiesRe: Bikini Model Maryam Basir, Insists She Is A Faithful Muslim by Screwface(m): 7:28am On Apr 07, 2013
This very simple comment of hers, if truly she said it, can get her killed. Wallahi!
Mallams be angry she even identified with Islam flaunting her curvescheesycheesy
FashionRe: Rihanna In Ripped Denim: Sexy Or Not? (Pictures) by Screwface(m): 7:12am On Apr 07, 2013
Never seen her this neatly dressed before.
PoliticsRe: FG Discovers Another N3.2tr Abacha Loot by Screwface(m): 10:28am On Apr 06, 2013
"No matter how poor we are, we can never be as poor as Dangote..."
Now i understand fully what Mariam was on about.
Nairaland GeneralRe: NYSC Youth Corper Hit By A Truck(photo) by Screwface(m): 10:22am On Apr 06, 2013
shockedshockedshocked
CelebritiesRe: Mo’cheddah Joins Others ‘missing’ In Action After NAKÉD Photo Popped On Twitter by Screwface(m): 3:08pm On Apr 05, 2013
Mhen! Google na bastard!
Phew!
Hardluck to Mo'cheddah!
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Screwface(m): 8:08am On Apr 05, 2013
Mazi, i have to tell you. Even if no one does, i will.
You have absolutely no regard for your fans. Honestly.
Why not just upload all the story kwanu?
What's stopping you from just saying it was just a mix up somewhere and that everything is alright?

Upload joor!
PoliticsRe: Radio Presenter Daring Akpabio With The Truth. by Screwface(m): 7:05am On Apr 05, 2013
talktimi: ...." The surprising thing was that people were clapping and cheering for him after that atrocious statement."

Op which kind pepper body you get na ? From your statement above the people are happy, let the opponent in said election head to the election tribunal or take the governor to court if e still dey pain am of which I am sure the amiable governor has "settled" said opponent. Nigerians and their wahala sef. cool
Na because of comments like dis and people like you we stil dey where we dey.
RomanceRe: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by Screwface(m): 5:56pm On Apr 04, 2013
The first thing i say when i receive a call from my best friend is "Idiottttt how far?"
His response,as always is, "UBFIS"
U be fool I swear- in full.
He's a great guy,anyday anytime!
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Screwface(m): 3:51pm On Apr 04, 2013
Seun: Why did you change the title?? The original title was fantastic. This one is simply lame and confusing.
Oga Seun,shey u no serve ni?cheesygrin
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Screwface(m): 11:31am On Apr 04, 2013
"...I removed a condom and i wore it perfectly".

In all ur sexcapades you's reported so far, including Diary of a sex addict and the ultra famous National Year of Sex and Comfort, those words i wrote in quote appeared in each s'e'x sessions you had. Not once did you fail to wear a condom. And just once did you ever report of a Condom mishap.
Surely, if this your story turns out to be true, isn't this rather unfortunatehuh?
What of people wey no dey even wear at all at all and are still free??
My guy,wallahi dis ur tori don dey raise my temperature anyhow.
LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Screwface(m): 8:32am On Apr 04, 2013
nna mhen, sometimes you are safe with what you don't know o.
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LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Screwface(m): 7:05am On Apr 04, 2013
cry This shiiiiit didn't happen, right?
You only added that last update to twist your story a little bit. Ok. I understand.
But can we now go back to the storyline? Your new trend is fvvvcking scary dude. Am so not finding this funny again.
And where the hell is that similey for tearshuh?
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PhonesRe: MTN Launches 5MB For N5 Plan by Screwface(m): 7:31am On Mar 31, 2013
Actually,it worked and am a bit surprised.
Lets see how it goes.
CelebritiesRe: Blogger, Linda Ikeji's Aging Pictures! (you've Not Seen This Before) by Screwface(m): 2:28pm On Mar 30, 2013
honestly,I don't get it. Isn't she supposed to be age in the first place?
Has she done anything contrary? Is ageing such a bad thing now cus she's a media person?
She's in her thirties,and she's looking as such, shey u want her to look like 18 ni?
Quit with your hate joor! and let the poor woman be!

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