₦airaland Forum

so many people have bosses on nairaland.

arent you guys (employees) supposed to be busy at work or something?

are u getting paid to be on nairaland like seun osewa or something?

na real wa!!!

personally id be offended if my pastor was using an iPad.

He should be using those new google glasses. the ones sergei brin and larry page have.

Also his car should drive itself but not on lagos roads, maybe when hes in the valley.

god bless

I think asiwaju should show pdp he is a bigs boys


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Fashola wants to use police as traffic cops. Here is the result. Fashola is an ____________

Recent updates on happenings this month.

Sept 2 Staff of Dangote kidnapped at Awolowo Rd. Ikoyi
Sept 3 Lebanese National kidnapped at Adeniyi Jones Ikeja.
Sept 3 National Assembly staff kidnapped at AMAC estate
Sept 3 Son of Supreme Court Judge kidnapped in Victoria Island.

Please be careful.

egift: Why can't they go get their own?

property belongs to ojukwus father and not ojukwu (biafra). just fyi!

ojukwu's (the nnewi billionaire's) will has a lot to say about the properties and bianca just has to keep mum.

make she do with all the gej and peter obi patronage

tracyxx: I know your type,one that can never be faithful.God help your spouse o

Ur d one here complaining about ur husband and now chastizing another man.

Look dear, a man cheating on his wife is not proof he doesn't love you. Its proof he's unfaithful and if u live in usa, u can use that as grounds for divorce.

U suspect him of cheating and don't want to leave him or kill him. This means u still love him and probably cos he takes care of you. Thus he is caring.

A polygamous man that has 4 wives and takes care of all of them, can he be accused of cheating?

U Naija women just want everything. Monogamy is not even our true heritage but whatever men are marrying ONE wife to please y'all and their religion.
That should suffice. You now want him to poke only you even though am sure u know u aint got it like that when y'all first started.

Besides some men NEED variety. Can u cook a soup with only kpomo?

BBM: Gun men Are they Boko haram?

I can bet my left testicle that they are xtians. I'm a xtian too.

Davido's popsys company, Pacific Energy is also bidding. Then he will now tell us when he was broke yo.

lagcity: this guy looks like a tout i swear. all the money he has can't wipe away that look of his.

i hear he grew up in yankee where being a tout is cool

i dont mean ppl who go to college in yankee o, i mean really grew up there

norrisman: Moronic Nigerians. The grounding of the airline was a precautionary measure whilst investigations into the June 3 crash were ongoing. Now the airline has been given a clean bill of health, I see no reason why one shouldnt fly with DANA. If everyone switched airlines after a crash no major airline will exist today as every one of them has had major crashes in their history.

Why are people still flying Air France after its Concorde crash in Paris and Airbus crash ove the Atlantic?

Why are people still flying US Airways after the crash in the Hudson River?

Why are people still flying British Airways after its 777 crash landed at Heathrow. In fact what happened to the 777 enroute from China was no different from what happened on that unfortunate Dana Air flight. The BA 777 plane lost all power but the pilots and passengers just had the good fortune that it happened within a distance in which they could glide to the airport. They barely scaled the airport's perimeter fence.

einstein we moronic nigerians are not as clueless as your paymasters. in all the instances you mentioned, the American citiens can at least know that their government and other regulators have ascertained the cause of the crash and step up maintenance, preventive measures to forestall future reoccurence.

Not like in naija, where black box disappear and government tell us say dem nor know d thing way occur. It could have been the indians that bribed and brached and broke safety rules to make this happen, so should we now reward their incompetence and wickedness. Or do we allow the Nigerians who contravene regulations on behalf of Dana to keep making more $.

I hear Otedola supplied the aviation fuel and that ibb owns the dana air sef and the Indians are his blind trust.
Whatever the case I hope somebody else flies the airline so that aeros prices which went up due to dana's suspension will not fall back down.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]She did not go to Lagos for socializing o, she went to do business, with her vibr ator (every woman's best friend, so I heard).

Nothing bad about doing business on a social network, most big companies meet their customers that way. What she should have done is have someone accompany her or she could have even met with her assailant on neutral ground.[/quote]business..yeah so what kind of woman goes to do business that way. those guys are serial criminals, their modus operandi is to catch runs girls/aristo babes and drgu, rape and degrade them. This time, God decided theit time was up.

But cynthia fit the profile. and their profilees are not businesswomen in the normal sense of the word business

[quote author=na2day!]Yes o!
With a vibra.tor![/quote]Well from the other photos they saw in the killers laptop, its hard to ascertain that the vib.rator was hers. These guys could just be really sick and sexually frustrated.

"Police detectives at the Area E Command, Lagos have said Cynthia Osokogu’s killers took pictures while sexually assaulting her.

The Area Commander, Damian Okoro, said, “The pictures are contained in a recovered black Compaq 610 laptop belonging to Nwabufor Okwuomo, one of the suspects who lured the deceased to Lagos.”

The laptop is also said to contain over 50 nude photographs of female victims who have fallen prey to the suspect.

Some of the photographs showed girls tied with rope and their mouths covered with cello tape with objects inserted in their private part.

Osokogu’s naked photographs also showed bites and wounds inflicted all over her." http://www.punchng.com/news/cynthia-police-recover-50-nude-pictures/

bukatyne: a happily married man would have a gf outside? it's normal for a happily married man to take care of his gf please, what is the definition of a happily married man?

mu dear pls dont have panic attack...here have a glass of water...

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]I find it such a bother taking my bangles on and off and this is not an everyday thing oh. So I can't imagine someone making a conscious effort to take their ring off and on every single day. I mean all that trouble just to cheat??!I don't get it.

Maybe it is me sha. . .I am just too lazy. [/quote]it is the ravenous nature of a primitve man, his lack of culture, and pursuit of greed that does him in at the end. Imagine if half the men we had in nigeria were not busy thinking about sex 25/7, then maybe we could put a man on the moon, or at least the statue of liberty.

Nigeria is so lame! Its a mental deficiency thing. Poverty mentality. And these girls now doing amebo and insulting HIM and his wife directly, putting her on blast, telling BBC, CNN. Like that dumb a** banker chick that got caught up in the nude picture row last week, married with children.

We all need to chill and stop trading our souls over currency way be say na foreigner get the patent and copyright.

Naira, property of Illuminati.

stpat1: I can send them to your address. I already have too much on my hands

some men be juggling babes like its stock echange when their mates are building cities and propounding upon prospects.

some of these men will be like 75 years old still chasing apple pie like say na religion

somebodybobo: Someone who hears you talk abt this would think you are really feeling for him, whereas u dont care ...BARAWO BANZA

:oits unbelievable right. some babes dey o brav. its in their caring nature as women. poverty and deep havent eaten that deep into the land. u need to have faith to keep your sanity. besides this one feels true.

Princek12: What!!!!!! Osanobua! Chineke. The poster cannot not be a Nigerian girl. No way. Lai lai.

LMBO! Guy u talk am, but to be sincere there are some gems in the dirt that we call Nigeria, some really good women, with good hearts and great minds.

The overflow of devils taint their luster so much but they are there. May you find such a queen too my brother

[quote author=baby.me]Afang

Edikang Ikong

Atama

Editan

Ekpang Nkukwo

Afia Efere Ebot

Etc[/quote]I'm a Yoruba guy but Akwa Ibom foods my fave.

Anyway my side (Ijebu) Ikokore.

Philly Cheese steaks.

pro01: Lol. That's a good sign if you ask me. She's the kind of girl that keeps things simple and straightforward . . .since she immediately lets you know what she is all about, rather than pretending initially and making you waste your time like some naija girls (who are even worse than her) like to do.

As long as her body meets my premium 'carnal specification' , I'd simply invite her over, hang out and have a nice time, retire to my place later in the night, and then do the needful to my satisfaction. The next morning I may give her anything my spirit asks me to give her - maybe 1% of the amount she asked for, maybe a third of it, maybe half, maybe even double. Afterwards we might continue on that transactional level until I get tired of her stale kunt.

Where there'll be a problem is when she withholds sex from you while expecting you to 'dash' her free money. In that case, na combo of hot slaps I go take discharge her from my presence.

Hey douchebag. U never jam!!! U for try that nonsense with Waffi, Ekpoma or Uniben babe. I swear u go run go catholic church and swear vows of chastity.

Billyonaire: Your bill is tiny, apparently its PH's bill. Lagos girls bills are in hundreds of thousands now, usually for accommodation, and accommodation in the Island dont come cheap!

All u ever brag about is how you can foot the BIG bills of the women (imaginary or real) in your harem.

Nigeria needs less men like you. Its muntulu mugus like you that encourage the lost souls to ask outrageously today.

Unhealthy brazilian chickens

binhozie: This is bullshitt...
No longer funny.Why do they get to dig up just crimes çomitted by the igbos
This sucks!

So if its yoruba or hausa criminals u r ok with that. But when its Ibo there's a problem. Dude u r mouthed.