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It can be used as a vibrator

otokx:
In Nigeria

Say some guys no join military no mean say dem no strong o
A guy dealt with a soldier one on one.

hisexcellency34:
2 Soldiers will finish 10 policemen. All they know is to take bribes

You never see where dem beat soldier before abi

Let's go boys
Bring down Emirates
GGMU

Op, read what you wrote up there slowly
E good for your eyes as you type immigrants English for us??

Michhy123:
I think the said guy is looking for a way....
But why would men claim to love when they know deep down that is not true.....

This question is just a side of the coin

I could ask the same thing about women, but it wouldn't be wise to start categorizing all women as one and the same. Just know this, sometimes this things work with luck. So, it's better to look before you leap so as not to get caught in the crossfire.

All the best.

IloveToMess:
If it's controlled by gays, are they forcing you to be gay? Do your movies and go home unless you have nothing more to offer.

Don't you get?? it affects those who are not gay because they will hardly get roles

Same thing is applicable in Hollywood, it is run by gay but they're quite professional at it, you'll get your role irrespective of your sexual orientation. Down here, we're yet to separate emotions from business.

BOOMnaija:
NO MUCH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO...


WE ONLY KNOW THAT LINDA'S COOCHIE STINKS(INFO COURTESY OF WIZZY), WHILE WE'RE NOT SO SURE IF GENEVIEVE'S OWN DOES...

Atiku would have given you the perfect answer but....



Unfortunately, he's busy with his legal team at the mo

Dinho20:
LOVE IS PATIENT AND KIND; LOVE DOES NOT ENVY OR BOAST; IT IS NOT ARROGANT OR RUDE. IT DOES NOT REJOICE AT WRONGDOING, BUT REJOICES WITH THE TRUTH. LOVE BEARS ALL THINGS, BELIEVES ALL THINGS, HOPES ALL THINGS, ENDURES ALL THINGS.

Your picture na wash
Solomon no be real man abi?
King David no be real man abi
All those great men we read about in history no be real men abi??
Better take your time

I wrote us off after the first leg
One thing i've learnt this night is...
It's not over until it's finally over

OGS is the GOAT

Met her through a female friend and with time we became very close that I knew basically everything happening in her life then. Had series of problems in her relationship and she ended it. She asked me out and i told her i wasn't ready for a relationship at that moment. That was the beginning of our drifting apart. I still miss her much

noni14:
in every school they must be that 1 evil teacher,

Where was it stated that he's a teacher?

toygod2:
This DEWY too fine pass the rubbish wey she dey carry hersef do ooo

Guy talk true na

This girl fine?

MacLovington:
If she nor get nyansh at least shoot the bones out Na.

Guy are you sure you'll make heaven?

HML

On a lighter note, why do girls with little or no ass like to shoot up their asses when taking pictures.

If you no get nyash you no get. Simple.

Nigga even bleached.... what kind of life is this?

folake4u:
You're a fool, you need Sense than the AdSense you want to buy and sell.

Lwkmd

This is Savage as fvck

What exactly do you want us to do for you?

It died a natural death just like every other thing that exists

But ladies are the ones who said you're single until there's a ring on the finger

He has not put a ring yet so, he didn't cheat according to the logic of the girls on Nairaland.

She gave the green light, i asked her out...she started forming and i moved on...

If not for anything, i thank God for the kind of heart he gave to me after my first heartbreak

You break up with me and i forget you ever existed in the first place quickly

Lightangel65:
It pains me when I see how stupid men can be when it comes to women

Take women off your life for a year, and you would come back thanking me.

I don't know why men are like this

I almost tried it bros konji do me strong thing

All my thinking just dey go left hand because my sperm don grow turn to black mamba

delishpot:
Go ahead and keep touching bottoms claiming its a mistake. Do you think people don't know when it's a mistake from when they are being funded by perverts like you? If you like type in double caps and yell your brains out. The day they catch you, you shall be beaten to a pulp.

Damn!!!

You're just outrightly stupid

Anytime Pogba tints his hair...then just expect the substandard version of him

GGMU

Are you normal at all?
Nothing person no go see for Nairaland

When they finish with you, you'll have an unreasonable income.

It's gonna be tough because the odds are against us with a list of injured players. Might just be our first defeat but anyhow anyhow

GGMU.

Her local government says it all in Igbo

Nigerians atikulated but INEC manipulated.

An average cele babe is beautiful and has the rights things at the right places but wetin Isabella use my eyes see ehn...na there i begin fear cele girls

Igold2:
let me explain something here we had sex, 3day later prophecy came out in her fellowship that someone had sex 3days ago and now she's pregnant, we never really confirmed the pregnancy until 3week when symptoms started showing, but the worries of unprepared pregnancy started 3days after

Confuse ka di ma