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mrZENographer:
He that has ears, let him hear.

To those it may concern, they'll definitely not think I'm stupid but be more inquisitive.

If there's anything i regret then it's sharing the same geographical space with your lots.

samisj4real:
That guy is Juan Mata.
Yeye bloggers

hahaha
Guy you mumu i swear

mrZENographer:
In The Lord's Chosen

* You'll have unmatched protection against gunmen (armrobbers, bokoharam), ritualists, kidnappers

* You'll be protected even in the event of accident, death.

* You'll receive healing from incurable sicknesses. This is uncommon. But in the Lord's Chosen, it is commonplace.

* Protection from witchcraft attacks. Are your village people after you. After you come to Chosen, they will ask you where did you go? DON'T GO THERE AGAIN OO.


https://www.nairaland.com/5014446/careless-soul-brought-back-life..fearful#75591182

All passengers [20] died, only him came back to Life (by an angel) Narrates what he saw. (VIDEO)

Why you stupid like this?

EgusiShankly:
or Roy Keane or Gerrald... this guys will beat kepa out of the pitch

No way man

I had typed Roy Keane first before i edited to John Terry.

Keane would literally beat him from that pitch till he gets to the dressing room.

kleverley:
my gee
the captain doesn't decide who goes or stays
he refused to be subbed and as far as football is concerned ,if u tell the manager ur fine ,the captain can't tell u to go out

Captains do have an input

Trust me, he wouldn't try this if he had the likes of John Terry in that team.

I don't even know what to type but....
Since it's your first time, mistakes are allowed
You only become a pvssy when this same mistake repeats itself continuously.

soberdrunk:
Any child that gets pregnant at 16 is a product of poor parenting and the parents should be arrested!!!

Not always true.

Preshy561:
You hit your wife? Smh.

Don't even try to shake your empty head.

Polling unit cancelled
On to the next one.

[quote author= post=76024799]We need video or picture PLEASE!!! By that, we are going to know who they represent. Instead of a stupid guess.
We don't just comment for commenting sake!
You are solely responsible for whatever you post on Nairaland![/quote]I don't normally do this but
Man, you're the dumbest being i've ever seen on this platform.

Election wahala

Aren't you the same guy who was busy dishing out tips to guys on how to manipulate women and blah blah now talking about being a pussy??

Can't even hold your shiit together then how you suppose to hold down a girl?

Well, it's social media after all....we are not actually who we are.

Bitter kola we know

Alomo bitters we know

Black bullet we know

Bajinotu we know

So dafuq is you??

Don't stress it, it'll eventually die a natural death
Been there... done that.

Sportwin:
Is it everybody that knows how to swim ?
What if he doesn't know how to

Exactly my thoughts.

Kingosytex:
is it the peruzzi dat davido made a celebrity in less than 5 months. was peruzzi a singer before he met davido? i asked dis question cos the guy doesnt have vocals neither can he make hit songs, he sings trash.

You wey get vocals we don see you

All the best man.

freemanbubble:
If he set ehnn I go run leave ballot box brother
Safety first o Make i not go leave that place in body bag

Na so
Even for training dem go tell you
Your life first before any other thing. All the best man.

freemanbubble:
Na my first time be this o

Everything you wrote up there is true at least based on what they told you in the training but e go shock you on the day of election.

I fear men when i work as P.O. twice, we never finish voting, party agents don tell us scores of every party and na as dem talk na so e end. I jump window tire.

Just pray you're in a cool polling unit and always be careful.

freemanbubble:
But seriously sha
Buhari directives is funny o
Snatch one ballot box and get one bullet in return
That is the new electoral act promo in town.

And the same man single handedly snatch our democracy on gun point in 1983

But wait o oooo

How about the smart card readers that have been programmed to start at exactly 8am on election day. What about its communication with the head quarter after its successful verification and authentication

The ballot papers issued is equal to the number of registered voters at that polling unit or voting point. The number of verified voters must equal to the number of ballot papers used

If you like thumb print three hundred million ballot papers. Or steal ballot box It will not count and that polling unit will be cancelled

Anyway ! what do I know
am just talking as an Apo 2 i was shortlisted for in Benin city



Make i go drink beer dey wait for their training allowance joor
Our next president must be alhaji atiku aguero abubakar

Lol

You don run election matter before or this is your first time?

Is your prick Barry Allen?

This *Rape" line still works on niggas??
Wow

Igwegwegwe
Slay Mama for bwessident 2019.

DeOTR:
It's just his personal opinion. There's no judgement taking place anywhere at the moment. The dead (righteous or not) are sleeping.
The great white throne judgement is the only judgement I know that will take place.
God is a God of justice. The last day judgement is meant to expose the evil deeds of the damned, and it won't be shrouded in secrecy, which he is suggesting.

I think i agree with your's more.

She's cute though.

Abby Chioma Zeus for bwessident 2019.

jakandeola:
I wont insult u but I will tell u u aint matured know I finish university 10yrs ago am sure u Neva start to use bra den. I pity u cos with this mindset I think u are not redi for love no man will take did rubbish. is it bad if she respect her hubby to save her marriage

Lwkmd
Guy you harsh.

Lagos na Scam las las

[quote author=bennybaba post=75871233][/quote]Hahaha
E pain am enter soul
Oga gbe bodi ee.

Chelsea is an average team so my fellow United fans let's not get carried away.

I want my team to compete at Champions League level so we still need to hit the market for top players.

GGMU.

DeOTR:
Whether it's a thousand years before the coming of Christ, it's a fact that judgement comes after death.
We die once, and after this (not immediately after this), judgement.
It's written all over the Bible that the dead are sleeping, so I wouldn't where we are get this idea of (immortal soul or spirit that survives the body after death) or judgement immediately after death. If all men are judged immediately after death, what then is the essence of the great white throne judgement at the last day?

Did you read the guy who quoted me before your reply?

What is your perspective on his submission.

kollinzgee:
so rich guys dont get played.ok?

I was trying to tell you that even the random broke guy also gets played same way some guys are being "loved" because of their money.
At this point, i can't continue if you didn't grab what i typed earlier.

Lec25:
One day our dear country will be great and we will proud of it

Wake up.