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Nairaland GeneralRe: Very Big Bat Seen At A Compound, Sparks Fears (Pix, Video) by seanery: 4:43pm On Jan 29, 2024
I know what you did there, but i no go talk.

ValCon888:
This bat isnt a problem.

There's a bigger bat threatening the survival of the nation with his clueless policies.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Very Big Bat Seen At A Compound, Sparks Fears (Pix, Video) by seanery: 4:42pm On Jan 29, 2024
Sigh
RomanceRe: I'm Confused To Decide! Help Me Out My Fellow Nairalanders by seanery: 2:12pm On Jan 29, 2024
Make She come nao..., Make you KNACK her, knack the baby join.
Nothing bad.., na free FUVK

Logins2125:
There's this girl I love so much wen we were dating then, before she traveled to meet her parents, and since then she refused to come back to her aunties house and she said that she can't come back here either anymore. But we keep communicating to each other. And as well ,she told me that she had another boyfriend she can move on with,but she's still in love with me . It has been up to 2&half years now we have not seen each other Face-to-face. Recently she called me on phone that she's pregnant,and it's up to five months now. And she keeps begging me let's see each other. I told her that I can't come over to her side , rather, if she agree to see me let her come over to my house here , and she agree on coming over with her 5 months pregnancy which happens to be on Tuesday she's coming or next week tho. And seeing her again will definitely leed to sex! Please what can I do in this situation?

NB: she told me that her husband to be hasn't paid a dime (bride price) on her head. But I don't know if it's true or not.

Please no insult!
RomanceRe: I Just Discovered My Husband Has Been Cheating Since We Got Married by seanery: 1:51pm On Jan 29, 2024
Na hin MONEY and the size of hin PENIS make you love him soo much.

The moment you left his house, twas over.
Dont bother yourself again, just go and re-Marry... OtiLo

Nataliace:
I'm married for twelve years now and my marriage is blessed with two kids all boys, 11 and 9 respectively. Our marriage was also blessed with peace until I discovered my husband dates girls.

The one that pains me most is dating a neighbor who has been my enemy since we relocated to that settlement. My husband has side chicks too numerous to mention and I tried to talk to him but he refused. I left him and went back to my parents house thinking that will make him change and to come and apologize, to my greatest surprise he didn't make a move of putting things in order.

The worst is that the girl in the neighborhood is now living with him sleeping in our Matrimonial bed doing all the house chores and taking my children to school.

I came back and apologized to my husband but he said it's over between us. I love my husband so much that I can't afford to lose him. What should I have done? I expressed my grief of being hurt but it bounced back negatively.

Please advise me on how to restore my marriage.
Foreign AffairsRe: One Person Killed After Gunmen Attack Church In Istanbul. by seanery: 5:48am On Jan 29, 2024
The werey no see other religion worships to attack.., why attacking Christians
Christianity EtcRe: Muslim Man Entered A Catholic Church In Canada And Prayed (Video, Photos) by seanery: 5:47am On Jan 29, 2024
Make una search him well o.
Hin fit get knife or bomb for body
FoodRe: I Cant Eat Without Excess Pepper In My Food. Why? by seanery: 3:51pm On Jan 26, 2024
No compare.

Hin dey chop well..., u, i think u no dey chop.
Maybe na 1square meal u dey do.., or zero squre meal for days.


DivinegiftofGod:
I used to be like you until the day I ate the one that nearly cut my stomach into two to the extent I was crying and begging God to save me that night..

It ulcer you're playing with. Better stop now before it's too late.

Though I still love and eat pepper but not as much as before.
FoodRe: I Cant Eat Without Excess Pepper In My Food. Why? by seanery: 3:48pm On Jan 26, 2024
Oooshe...!!!!...., Omo Yoruba.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Soldier’s Wife, Mother-in-law During Omugo, Dump Newborn In Hospital by seanery: 11:16am On Jan 26, 2024
Na soldier's wife be this.. huh
CrimeRe: Kano Fire Service Stops Man From Suicide Over ₦‎2 Million Debt by seanery: 6:44am On Jan 26, 2024
Shey una go help him pay d money?

Cus las las hin go still kill himself.

We kuku too much for dis country.
Make d number reduce biko.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is On Her 8th Abortion. I Feel Bad About It. by seanery: 4:05am On Jan 26, 2024
You kuku wan mk she swear 4u



Tonero5200:
I don't know why I feel bad, but I do feel bad..I am human. She refused to give birth out of wedlock unless I go see her parents and do the necessary which is very okay by me, because I know I am not yet ready and where she's from I heard just the traditional rite alone can start a building foundation to lintel level...
we have tried breaking up because of this but one way or the other she still find her way back to me..My withdrawal game is good if not the count would have been more than that, but no matter how pro you are they must be some accidental discharge unknowingly most times.
I have advised her from the bottom of my heart because of the love we share that what she's doing it's not good and might affect her in the future with her family which might be me or some other guy. The thought of this is killing me and I am ready to call it off by the end of this month with no looking back.
RomanceRe: Thread For People With Small Dick by seanery: 5:18pm On Jan 25, 2024
Na ur Sister u almost wan hold for breast like this:??

SeeMeForLAPTOP:
that's me and my sister
RomanceRe: I Think I Have Yam Leg by seanery: 5:15pm On Jan 25, 2024
Hope ur leg is not like the cartoon character:- Popeye

RomanceRe: I Think I Have Yam Leg by seanery: 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2024
Cant help but laugh....!!!

This LINE got me:-
When other women wear leggings and look sexy, my own leggings looks like I am hiding 2 tubers of yam in it
When other women are dancing, I feel like my legs is that of an ostrich

Shey na leg MEN wan Bleep nii.
Soo far that hole is CLEAN and STD-free, then u have nothing to worry about.
And your Fallopian Tube can transport SPERM to the Ovary. Then u have nothing to worry about
PhonesRe: Meet Labani Hausa Boy In Katsina Who Return Iphone13 Pro (picture) by seanery: 5:03pm On Jan 25, 2024
Weiting hin dey wait for now..., make dem give am money nii or what huh
CrimeRe: Abasifreke John Jeremiah Death: Drowned Or Murdered? - Family Suspects Foul Play by seanery: 2:22pm On Jan 25, 2024
Shey na big sack be that ??

nlfpmod:
Credit: Inibehe Effiong
EducationRe: Saheed Wahab Dies 24 Hours After Arriving In UK For Postgraduate Studies by seanery: 12:29am On Jan 25, 2024
Maybe hin too tell people about his travel.

Or the weather there no master hin body
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie's New Church: True Salvation Ministry - TSM (Photo) by seanery: 5:57pm On Jan 24, 2024
En-routing For CashingOut

IjawAdvocate:
I have decided to answer the call to work in the house of God - Yul Edochie.

What kind of joke is that?


@General Ditari

President Nairaland Ijaws.
PoliticsRe: Petrol Prices To Fall Over Refineries’ Take Off, Says Cardoso by seanery: 4:54pm On Jan 24, 2024
PoliticsRe: 6 Weeks After Senators Yet To Keep Promise Of Donating Salary To Kaduna Bomb Vic by seanery: 4:48pm On Jan 24, 2024
Modify this and make yourself FIRST TO COMMENT (FTC)

meum:
Never trust a Nigerian Politician. Never!
PoliticsRe: 6 Weeks After Senators Yet To Keep Promise Of Donating Salary To Kaduna Bomb Vic by seanery: 4:46pm On Jan 24, 2024
Sigh...

Bunch of thieves...!!!!

SECOND TO COMMENT (STC).
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Jumps To His Death In Malaysian Police Raid (Pic/Video) by seanery: 4:44pm On Jan 24, 2024
FAKE LIFE EVERYWHERE


officialwdhtvv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj1o-ufy--I

A Nigerian man named Dan jumped out of the window and fell from 16th floor to his death during a drug raid at his home in Malaysia.

A raid was conducted after police received a tip-off from the public about suspected dr¥g trafficking activities at the condominium.During the raid,the suspect was surprised when he realised it was the police who knocked on the door of the condominium unit,” he said.

ACP Razlam said the Nigerian suspect then re-entered the unit and locked the grilles and added that when the door was broken, another two Nigerian nationals were found inside.

He added one of the suspects tried to flee, but police detained him on the 8th floor of the condominium.

ACP Razlam then said that a check of the condominium found the first suspect who opened the door dead at the building’s ground floor.

He added that various drugs such as ecstacy and syabu were found in the course of the raid, and said that the unit had been rented by the foreign nationals.

#wetindeyhappentv

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2cD8TFPavp/?igsh=MTFmajNjOW80bWJteA==
FamilyRe: Should I Be Concerned About Marrying A 39yrs Old Woman? by seanery: 4:37pm On Jan 24, 2024
Abort Mission ooooo...!!!
I repeat Abort Mission

If u go market wan go buy Garri, shey u no go first taste am before u buy am.

She know shey her conceiving is slim and likely not possible; thats why she wan Marriage before child-bearing.

No like Her scam you ooooo....., taste weiting u wan buy before u go waste money oooo.

All these ladies are living copse and empty barrels


Smile4mee01:
I'm a single 39yr old Nigeria guy in diaspora trying to settle down and going to Nigeria to marry is not an option.

I'm an introvert who has been through some childhood trauma in my family and really fear marriage because of what I have seen and how bad it can be sometimes.

However, an old female friend and colleague of mine who we worked together in Nigeria and now in canada recently contacted me and she is also single and not had children. She is doing well for herself and now a citizen there while I'm not. A part of me is concerned about

1. Fertility : I desire children. However, can she have me healthy children @ 39. How many can she have? I discussed us trying for a child , she appears to want a.marriage first. But what gurantees do I have to have children.


Should I be concerned? I dont want to enter one chance.



Please I use God beg you, no insults just advice. Abeg. God bless you.
FamilyRe: My Dad's Driver First Child Looks Different From The Rest, I'm Worried by seanery: 12:03pm On Jan 24, 2024
OGA MIND YOUR BUSINESS
This alone can BREAK the home.

Just face your own Life...., Hin friends, or hin Families go tell am.

EreluRoz:
He's like an uncle and we love him so much, so I'm worried and concerned because we read different stories these days. Will your response be the same if it were uncle in this situation? The boy is so different from the rest of the kids, trust me when I said I've studied him from head to toe
RomanceRe: The Perfect Gift For Your Ex On Their Wedding by seanery: 5:03pm On Jan 23, 2024
Your prick no fit rise nii??


NikoDeBonAmi:
Is it a must you sleep with a girl when dating her. What if you both never had sex while dating.
RomanceRe: Gurus In The House, Men Like Men, Sabi Men. Your Attention Is Needed by seanery: 5:01pm On Jan 23, 2024
Sigh
FoodRe: Banana I Bought Today by seanery: 4:32pm On Jan 23, 2024
Make dem no go Kidnap u ooo...., Just know where u dey chuk leg up and down.


boysy:
This is the banana I bought in Akwaibom at the rate of #1000 while on official visit today. I resides in Portharcourt and I use to buy this at #3,500.
Akwaibom is indeed blessed.
FoodRe: Banana I Bought Today by seanery: 4:31pm On Jan 23, 2024
SIGH
FoodRe: How Are You Coping With The Rising Cost Of Food Commodities? by seanery: 4:30pm On Jan 23, 2024
SIgh
RomanceRe: What Should I Expect When I Visit Abuja by seanery: 4:02pm On Jan 23, 2024
Kidnappings
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Tested AA For Genotype When Young, Now She's Testing AS by seanery: 5:35pm On Jan 20, 2024
To be sure, just go ahead and marry.

Make una born a child ; then if the child turnOut to be Sickle Cellers, that means sey HE DON BE FOR UNA BE THAT.
RomanceRe: Best Sleeping Habits For Married Couples by seanery: 7:57pm On Jan 19, 2024
What about knacking





macho44:
Twenty tips that will spice your marital life, heighten the excitement and keep the KONJI you have for your partner on a different level.

1. Wear something easy to remove, comfortable and sexy. Make the work of your partner easy to peel off your clothes to reveal the naked you. Yummy lingerie, loose boxer. Sleep naked for best results

2. Brush your teeth to encourage kissing

3. Don't carry work to bed

4. Minimize the use of phones or laptops. Your partner needs attention, the bedroom is sacred

5. Move the baby to a separate room (if your finances allow you to and you have a home of more than one bedroom) when the baby is of age. The child might have been conceived in the bedroom but is not meant to live in your bedroom that is an exclusive island for two

6. Gentleman have that one spot besides her lips you kiss each night; whether it's her forehead, fingers, shoulders, back or butt. Lady, stroke him with your gentle touch, your fingers speaking love

7. Make a habit of praising each other's body, it makes you both comfortable and relax. Talk those bedroom matters

8. Pray together before you sleep, and when you wake up

9. Apologize and forgive if any wrong was done during the day. Don't sleep with a grudge or anger

10. Read your partner's body language. If you or your partner desires to make love, then rise to the occasion or wet up to the occasion; whether night or morning glory

11. Have pillow talks, open your heart and lips and talk intimate stuff. Say how you feel; are you troubled, grateful, broken?

12. Cuddle up when you feel sleep is fast approaching, drown into sleep as your bodies intertwine

13. Tell each other how much you mean to each other. Your partner never gets enough of your affirmation

14. Incase one of you farts, laugh about it (some farts are unstoppable)

15. Cover your partner incase you wake up in the middle of the night and find your partner outside the duvet/ blanket

16. Kiss your partner when you come back from peeing in the middle of the night

17. Hold your partner close and pray when your partner wakes up terrified by a nightmare

18. Give a goodnight and goodmorning kiss

19. Spend some few minutes of love in bed even when the alarm wakes you up

20. Carry the love you have for each other even when you leave the bed

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