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In Liberia during recess, me and my friend Vickie used to run to my house ,eat and run back to school before recess was over. Later on we stop being friends.

I remember one hot School day we were all in school and we heard gun shots commin from ELWA  Beach. We all ran out of the class falling over one another.I ran to get my little brother Richard from the little kids building. They had not heard the Gun shots and were singing class songs. I ran in the Classroom and the teacher was confused about why everyone was running away.I Told her the war had started thats why the whole school was upside down. She started screaming and all the kids started crying.I Grab my brother Richard and was literally dragging him home. I later Found My Brother Evans on the way.Ran home and found my grandmother in the palava hut sitting down.She asked me what was going on and I told her the story.She thought I was lying blah blah blah. At the end of the day, It was not a war. They were doing something on the Beach. We are so used to war in Liberia that when we hear gun shots we are so fast to jump to the conclusion that another war had started and the rebel people were comming.We all literally had a heart attack.

MAMA LIBERA!!!I MISS U!!

Haha.

gabrywyl:
Sean, sorry for thre late reply nne. Ive been on a long vacation


I wanted to call you but I got carried away with the Joke section.

[b]How is Ruby, dreeldee, Oyato, Mishoo, acidrop, HCH3COO, dre101, kingsikaz and etc etc? Hope all is well with them?[/b]I miss you die ohhh

They are all doing fine eventhough I do not keep up with them.

Blackcat:
She fine pass Alec Wek sha

ARE U SERIOUS?

spikedcylinder:
And does it make it less appealing? Because you can buy it at the dollar store?

YES GIRL!!!

Let Joy and Happines fill Your Life!!!

Blow the candles out and make a wish!!

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They are both Light Skinned, Who is More Prettier?

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Go get Your head examine!!!

This Topic is going under The Most Funny topic on Nairaland!!!

Talk about Having a Bad day!!

ROTFLMAO!!!

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=187915.msg3019076#msg3019076 date=1225408927]I kind of like her jewellery[/quote]I can buy that crap at the DOLLAR STORE!!

Nothing special!!

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Do anyone here find this girl pretty.

dyabman:
gabby is ban , very good, atleast the whole place will be in peace and less farts around the arena.

But we are still gonna be stuck with your smell!!!

"Joseph you are already in hell because you do not know God, you are very far from God."
chucksabu

"The sad reality is that even the UK shitholes are heaven compared to the filth and squalor in Nigeria"
thor

"Truthfully, I do not know.

But I'm praying like hell I'm not Nigerian.  As a matter of fact.

I KNOW I'M NOT NIGERIAN.

However, If I were - I'd rather be Ebo, Ogoni etc.  But NEVER yorba. "

Exponent


"a bunch of ugly crater faced women in this thread.

YOUR men know the drill."

Exponent

"jeez in the whole ghana?  if these are the finests u got then nigerians are not to blame      . if u proudly posted these as ur finests then i still stand by it that y'all uuugly man. cool personality some u got but facially? hisses"
stag

"this is soooo funny! if you like, paste all their pics, it does not change the fact that you guys ugly! besides, is that all you have? we have better ones here in Nigeria, if those are your "finest", then we Nigerians are correct to hold that opinion. I have no apologies. Okay okay, I apologise. I am sorry that Ghanaians are ugly. Break the sky!"
Floxrangy 


"My dear poster

Not only are Ghanaians ugly,them come black on top. them WOWO. Maybe for one day you fit just see one wey fine small,others go wowo sotayyyyyyyyyyyy,you go wan begin cry."
amsky    


"when ever i am lonely maybe asleep, they will come nearer to look at my hear and know why it doesnt grow long."
smile4ken

"And this is the f**king thanks we nubians get for bringing civilization and high culture to these asian maggots and "man-kind"."
Fayasoul

"liberia people talk funny they d'ont look or talk american your foolishness i u will flog you yoh."
fadul

"Yu are jst insane looking for who to infect.Is it my fault that when u came for prostitution in Nigeria no man pickd u.Who d hell do u think u r n y r u picking on Nigerians.Yu jst some retarded bitch looking for attention and dt u wnt find.Go and pick ur Liberian brothers from out streets.Ass hole.never say anything about Nigeria again.If we had known we would ve nt sent troops to ur Country so people like u wnt be alive to say thrash.Gosh silly gurl"
9ja4eva

"And you have the guts to sit there and called me a bitch, I don't blame u low class dog @ 9ja4eva"
gracey

"nobody really care what tha he.ll y'all look like. if you feel y'all look better than AA people then good for you. that is not a legible reason for ANYbody to kiss your stank ass. maybe if you tell your little homegurl to stop running around asking people what they think about y'all when it wasn't even on nobody's mind."
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kokoye:
- countries with white people were above the sea level and located beside the stars - thats why planes were needed to fly high.

Haha, I belived that too. I always thought that was the reason why the airplanes went into the cloud. I thought that America was above the clouds. Silly Me!! My grandma was the one that corected me!!

DavidDylan:
urgh! What were you thinking?

NOT THINKING AT ALLL!!

THE LOVE OF GUM MADE US DO IT!!!

I rememeber My brother and his friend used to climb in trees at carver mission and throw rocks at cars.

spikedcylinder:
There used to be this guy that guarded the bore hole. He was real mean old man we called Baba Adewale. He had a leg and half and used to limp badly. I'm not sure if that was his real name now but whenever we went to fetch water, he would lock all the taps and drive us away. He used to derive some sort of pleasure in watching us girls line up and fight for water.
On this day, my friends and I had our fill. We had hormone deranged seniors waiting back at the hostel with their buckets of water and this yeye guy didnt want to open the taps. SO we pushed him down, collected the key from him and fetch our water. He kept cursing and cursing and then he told us to come and write down our names to submit to "Princi". And usually when princi gets names, she'd call your name at the assembly and you'd serve punishment that whole day.
The next monday, our somewhat illiterate principal read out the following names:

1. Hulk Hogan
2. Michael Jackson
3.Mary Jane
etc

The whole assemble was in fits of laughter and the princi was none the wiser. She assumed "those" students didn't come to the assembly, and luck for us, Baba Adewale couldn't pick us out of the crowd.

Haha.

kokoye:
Damn! what the hell were you eating - refugee food mixed with sugar?

Everything that I saw on the ground.

I am not gonna lie but when i was a lil girl, me and my church friends used to eat old gum stuck under the benches.

DavidDylan:
SeanT21 were did you get all those worms?

Nah, never had lice . . . for some reason since i was a kid i've been obsessed with taking a thorough bath and shampooing my hair.
Never had worms too, only chicken pox i caught from my brother who caught it from a classmate. We were bathed in calamine lotion and placed in quarantine in the house for 2 weeks! Unfortunately it fell during salah period so we couldnt go out and watch the cows being dragged all over the compound.

From Crap I used to eat on the ground. Trust me, I had soo many worms. Thank God its all over!!

1. That When I Chew Gum, The Gum will tangled around my intestine and I wont breathe.

2. When I swallow seeds, The seeds will grow into a tree in my stomach.

3. That My Step Dad was my real dad.

4. That I could sing

kokoye:
Didnt we all? and we were forced to take combatrin

OH Yes, I had sooo many worms.It was white and Long. While sitting in class at school one day, I felt the worms  crawling in my butt.I got so scared and ran to the bathroom, Pull my pants down and started screaming for the Jenator to come and take the worm out. He was also afraid of worms.I had to sit there till the worm crawl out alive.*shivers*

My Mom used to make take these stupid worms medicine that did not kill the worms but let them come out of my ass. I remember once when i was sleeping the worm crawl out my nose.My mom told me to take it and throw it away but I was soo damn scared and refuse.

When I was little, me and my cousin used to have worms hanging in our diapers.hmmmm, those days.

When I used to take the worms medicine, I will never Poo for weeks. I was afraid of the worms comming out.My mom used to take me in the bathroom, Hold me tight and haul the worms out.The feeling of it comming out of my ass used to make me so afraid that I will run out of the bathroom with my pants down and the worms hanging out my ass.I LOVE U MOMMY!!

I think it was Tape Worm.

I did not have Lice but i had Worms in My Stomach!!

Get him to the Gym ASAP!!!