₦airaland Forum

British taught Nigeria everything. See how there are going to treat this case. I doubt if they will give Mikel a fair hearing.

Off-Topic: I blame all NLders for this. They believe England is a saint.

.Nairaland:
Instead of Mali's mission, me think Northern crises mission should be our priority.

And now if the Malian's Islamist group join forces with Boko Haram, what do you think would happen to us? Our security forces knows what they they are doing.

On Topic: It's true, when a student fails in a class he has to repeat. GEJ should repeat. I no talk say him fail oooo
Off-Topic: **now on my knees**
GEJ please contest for 2015. We need BH activities, more fuel hike, more unemployment and more...

We in Akwa Ibom here we speak english pass england sef

On-Topic: I'll counsell that the woman should file a formal complain to his royal highness Seun Osewa requesting for a ban.
Off-Topic: I blame Seun and GEJ for this.
Why do I blame Seun? Because he should be able create a JOINT account for couples on NL but He's not.
Why do I blame GEJ? I don't know

Rigging on my mind!

INDIA VS NIGERIA: 99-1
Please, did you watch the match or heard about it?.
When i was young, this story used to be common and a guy brought it over in my work place,that India used juju to beat Nigeria 99-1. I heard it was a well known Nigeria
football player that scored our only goal, the ball changed to a stone and he kicked it without thinking twice. All our players were just seeing double, all our goalkeeper could see each time an Indian player played the ball at him was a roaring lion and a ball of fire which made him to run away from the goal post. I also heard this was why India is banned forever from playing football.
Please, is this story true?. Did you watch the
match or heard about it too?.
Please how true is this?

I can't forget this 3 words that gave me over 21Likes
1. legislaTHIEVES
2. execuTHIEVES and
3. judiSHARERS

How she take get this belle sef? They never show us the pics

2 heads are better than one

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What I always did as a child was to spent much time on NL and this is where it landed me.
"Nairaland banned searay for Trolling.
Derailing a thread by posting comment
position. Ban expires at November 26, 2012
at 02:07:31 PM."

miss dee: Abegi,another osuofia wannabe

Woman He's not a wannabe, his comedy is inborn, even in real life, infact he is comedy.

Things men should never ask women. Really?
Wait, why shouldn't we ask them?

dino2006: OMG!! I thought the chat was billed for 9pm. How I so missed this.

you'v never miss anything

Abattoir , this thing been dey punish me wen i was in my yr2 chai.

Rukemi291: Oya, spell the name of the place where animals are slaughtered.

Please where is the punishment? This is just normal. Infact this is the fun about that.
During my time, by this time I would have fainted and my guys will take me to clinic and we'll stay there till the punishment is over.
@OP wise up!

In terms of Cleanliness:
Abuja- becauses it's the FCT
Uyo
Calabar
Enugu
Others

Pls where is the joke?

A comment I read this morning about tattoo prompted me to ask this question. How many NLders will receive the mark.
Sha let me think while hearing from you.

Take me to the Federal Ban Court of NL.
HellHeaven No.
If God want you to have tatoo he would made you a bird or a donkey, or a cow or any other animal with permanent designs on the body
OYA MOD do ya W o r k !!!

I don't want to comment because what I may say may be use against me in Federal BAN court of NL.

If I was to comment, this is what I'll say:
WW3 will seriously affect Nigeria. This is because it's going to be Arab/Islam VS Christianity/others related.
Boko boys and their sympathizers will want to represent themselves well, I'll also want to reprepresent myself well. Unfortunately, the forest I always plan to run into when I was praying for war in Nigeria has been deforested.

Oys Mod do your work.

floriana: 1st comment after my ban. If I say something now mods fit ban me again. This NL sef!

4 of my acct had been banned.
I'm usin g the last one now. So if not for the fear of being ban, I would have love to ask the president his plans concerning Agric graduates in Nigeria, but i don't want to ask.

I suwe tis inlish passing my levu o,. Who is spoking it, i wanting to knows?

Redmosquito: I want to drink garri
I desiderate to gormandize cassava contriturate
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Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
Laff wan kill me die

manihot or garrium @bold

Okija_juju: J. Martins for me.. His songs are for paparazzis..


Flavour is equally good, but his song appeals to Ashawos more..

so all those mentioning Flavour now are Ashawo? I feel you

Requirement plenty oooooo
http://service.nigeriannavy.gov.ng/instruction.html
make I wait for police own

I know this post will be hidden and perharps I'll be ban.
@OP.. On a sunday morning when is royal majesty and his Mod are away to the church.

Mod oya!

Beans where don done don done

Hmmmmm! BBC has never reported anything abt Nigeria. But I would not blame them but those Nigerian correspondence.

shymexx: Very factual! - I'm surprised Nigeria isn't in the same grade bracket as: Somalia, Afghanistan, Congo DR etc...

Nigeria is a failed state..

and what have you done about it?