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Danka7777: Please poster, kindly explain what you mean by: "100km/s". Engineers in the house are deeply troubled and uncomfortable by that. Do you mean to say 100km/h? If indeed the driver was going at "100km/s", Albert Einstein and Dr. Gabriel Oyibo would be interested to talk to you, as only light can attain such speed.

I'm extremely sorry, I meant to say 100km/hr. I wrote the post in a haste while still travlleing... I'm terribly sorry. I would change it right away. Bless you

Jenams: Guns shud be licensed in Nigeria! Atleast, make all men get one pistol.

Seconded.

The man did nothing with the pump action.. But I bet u he would have used it if he got a chance, u culd see it on his face.

Sorry, the robbbery happened very close to asaba. I was headed to akwaibom via onitsha, I hadn't gotten to onitsha.

Sorry the replies are coming late, I got to akwaibom at some minutes past 4... Well, that's because of the poor condition of the road from umuahia down to obot-akara.

Plus i just got my phone's battery charged.

Thanks for your concerns.

Bless you all

adonisgold: You dammed lucky! Safe trip.

I guess I am. Thanks men.

Lucky (Adj): the good effect of an unknown cause.

Jakumo: SearchCorp this is an amazing story, and the way you describe the visceral mixture of fear and elation that kicks in later, I know this chit went down for real.

"Dem don change today" ! ha ha ha ha ha ha Dem don change commot for dem former office, come go open new branch office by surprise. ha ha ha sorry for the laughter, so, to compensate for that, here is my prayer for the rest of your journey.

Papa God nogo let dem change office for ya front again, AAAAAAAAAmen ha ha ha ha. sorry.. sorry.

Amen o... Amen!!! Bless you.

PS: the police men didn't enter the bush, chasing after them o. Ehn Ehn, but all the same they did their job. Abi, u wan teach police hin job?

And the pot bellied man in the black suv was just another guy travelling with his own big toy

I'm currently on my way to akwaibom via onitsha, (now how is that your business?... Well, listen?

Some few minutes away from asaba.. Just 3 seconds infront of my driver (at about 100km/hr), some young men had just blocked the road. They flung themselves out of the bush with their guns raised.. They made an immediate attempt to snatch the first car they could lay hands on - a black toyota sequia jeep right infront of us. The man pumped his pedals to put his suv on reverse. Well, so did my driver.

The armed robbers (Landlord of the road as the villagers called them "ahian, na here them wan operate again today? No be under that hill them suppose dey rob. Dem just change today" a villager told us later)

Their lack of mechanical mobility rendered their chase invalid. Although they had to prey on a red 911 bus whose driver wasn't courageous enough to turn. Well, as regards the james bondly black jeep driver in my front. Remember nah, yes! The one that almost got his suv snatched. When we later got a place to park, the man opened his trunk and brought out the most beautiful pump action I have ever been priviledged to see in close range... Well that explains his driving-bravery - he nah some sharp guy.

Our hearts were still panting fast, I probably was breathing off my skin pores as it felt like the universe had punched me in the chest. When all of a sudden in less than 5 mins... The Nigerian Police patrol van hurriedly gave them a counter attack (following the other lane and making a u-turn to catch them head-on). For the first time in my life I am proud of the Nigerian Police. The armed robbers all ran into the bush immediately leaving the passengers in the red 911 bus alive to tell the story.

I want to say a very huge thank you to the Nigerian Police Force- Delta State Command. Bless You! Bless Nigeria.

As for me, I'm at ontisha - owerri express road now.... Having a funfilled journey.

ajf: Why can't God just finish satan and save us all this trouble...

Lovely question. God bless you for daring to ask.
Adam was given authority over all, but then the devil took that power from him. Jesus came to restore us back to that place of power.

"Sit at my right hand until I make thy enemies thy footstool, ofwhich death is the last enemy that must be conquered"

Its the job of we christians to chase darkness(death, devil, demons, evil) out of this world, only then will christ come again.

Wait a minute are you saying there is no sudden rapture? "YES! That's exactly what I'm saying"

Peter said "christ whom heaven must receive until all things are restituted under him"

Its time for the church to come out of the closets and get that revival we have been praying for.

[quote author=Dolly-Parton]Really, so why did the bible tell us to resist him if we have no business with him again?[/quote]Lovely question sir.

Jesus christ told peter "satan, get thee behind me" what was he doing? He was ofcourse resisting the devil in peter. The devil came through Peter.

This is it, Jesus Christ didn't go about looking for satan's dwelling place so that he would rebuke him. No wonder paul said "for we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against ......." We don't have any business directly with Satan, but when he comes thru people (like some of the atheist on this thread) we should resist them.

See, I have one question for people claiming that satan was once an angel. Do angels have free will? How come he chose to disobey?

Do you know that the word lucifer is a latin word (not an hebrew word)? Its means, morning star, light bringer, son of the morning.
These titles belongs to Jesus "the bright and morning star, the daystar" the king of babylon then, wanted to take over that title, didn't u read of the tower of babel, where they said let's build ourselves a tower and a name.

That's the king isaiah was talking about.

Firstly, I'm a christian!!!

You see, I read thru all the comments here and came to the conclusion that everybody here seems to think the Devil was once Lucifer.

Nows that's a lie!!!

Lucifer was just the king of Babylon. Nowhere in the bible relates him directly to satan.

Please look at Jesus and Satan this way. There are two kingdoms; Kingdom of Light and Kingdom of Darkness. Jesus is the King of the Light Kingdom, while the Devil is the King of the Darkness kingdom.
Light is life, darkness is death, as it is often used interchangeable in the bible.

What was the blessing and curse in the garden of eden (life and death).

What was the first thing ever created. Light and Darkness.

Mind you the bible says "and God saw that the light was good" inotherwords, darkness isn't good.

So we christians have been translated into the kingdom of Light from the kingdom of darkness.

We have NO business at all with the devil. Whether love or hate. We don't even see him at all, he can't accuse us or access us again.

The accusser of the brethen (the one who accused job) has been defeated by Jesus.

Its a pity most xtians have no clue what really took place on the cross.

NB: the word devil means accusser.

Hey!!! Una own too much jare...

Don't they shoot clips and documentaries in projects abroad.

Haven't you seen slumdog millionaire. Did indians complain?

Infact, try watching the documentary on the real 'rick-ross' and u will conclude that every single black abroad is either a drug-junkie or a soon-to-be- drug-junkie.

Rest the matter ja re, atleast the video was not greenscreened(chroma). The original background was captured.

So?

@op, that's a very stupid question.


And Yes!!! You are under-using your
blackberry.

alaric saltzman: do u guys know ow some1 can watch d live match online cos i wont be chanced but i have unlimited internet access...

Bros, how did u come about your unlimited internet access.

@post... Chelsea forever. plus, I think Ferdinand will be shaking hands with terry. I mean, why won't he?

Billyonaire: Dangote is a role model for every aspiring billionaire. He is a great son of Africa and every successful Nigerian is proud of him.

Truth!!!! Pure thinking free from envy and jealousy.

Dangote is a model!!!

Oluwa4Sure: SMH all this for a 150k naira phone.

Amen sha====

Maybe u shuld also know that I pray for 20bucks stuffs too.... IfaithEverything

Seems like the Lagos State Government is planning on building more prisons in the state.

Pls try and put dstv in the prisons sha... Since some decent, hardworking people who don't seem to have time for beautification nor money for bail would soon be going there.

Heavenly Father! You said I should ask and that I will receive. I ask you this day (with a pure conscience - 1 john 3:20)in the name of Jesus for this iphone 5(6). Amen! I receive it *dancing in the spirit*

Siena: Looking at the hairy numbers on their heads, I would say they were Photoshopped.

You must think working on photoshop is very easy.

Siena, I am a bigfan of ur posts on the auto section though. *winks*

Very lovely speech. Reminds me of Abraham Lincoln.

Obama is a man of pure thoughts, and one thing is certain - Obama is very much in touch with the grassroots.

Any reason why my previous posts were hidden?

The Dalai Lama had a surgery on his bladder in 2008. When asked by Larry King on one of his shows, he said "I don't have healing powers, people think I do, but I tell them I don't". You can check it on youtube.

Nowhere in the bible says you will go to hell if you don't believe in Jesus.

God's coming to earth as man, was a sign of great love and not insult.

As regards what Jesus did between those ages, the bible said "he remain with his parents until the days of his manifestation"

Everything Jesus said can be found in the old testaments and epistles, in other words he studied the scriptures and not some esoteric stuff.

When buddha was asked about God he replied "let us all go after perfection, for only when we attain perfection can we know if there is a God"

But my Lord Jesus the Christ who was obviously aware of his perfect state on earth said "I and my Father are one!!!"

I bet you, if Buddha was alive in Jesus's days he would bow before Jesus and say "here is the perfection we awaited"

Buddha's main goal on earth was immortality. But concerning that paul said "Jesus Christ who has brought immortality to light"

Men, I can go on and on and on.

And I bet you, the Kingdom of this world has now become the Kingdom of our Lord Jesus Christ"

Glory!!! Peace!!! Grace!!!

Be Blessed

I challenge anybody here to ask me a question I can't answer.

As regards evolution, the bible doesn't deny it - God created plants before animals, he created pisces, before amphibians, then reptila, avians, mammalia. He infact he ordered adam to have dominion over them in that order.

God created all things in a perfect order, so it is actually the mental evolution of the creator and not the physical evolution of the creature.

Fine there is a big b.a.n.g. But who determined the time the big b.a.n.g took place. Who caused it to take place - since science believes that "an object will remain at rest or in motion unless its been acted upon by an external force"

So... For you atheists, I understand ur insecurity. Its cos u don't understand the bible., u think its an encyclopedia, but no. It isn't!!! Its a bibila (bibliography) of Jesus Christ. It preaches only Christ, so stop using it for unnecessary topics.

I pray God - the Truth, helps you to grow in all truth. In Jesus the Christ's Name.

Be blessed!

All i know is that graduate truck drivers will bring sanity to truck driving in d Nigerian roads and also reduce the occurrence of automobile crashes and/or accidents on the road.

On the other hand, if u have a biz idea in mind, u can save up some of ur salary and resign later. Abi, shey na by force to be
driver forever.

If dangote will pay me 500k monthly... Omo I will drive o

All i know is that graduate truck drivers will bring sanity to truck driving in d Nigerian roads and also reduce the occurrence of automobile crashes and/or accidents on the road.

On the other hand, if u have a biz idea in mind, u can save up some of ur salary and resign later. Abi, shey na by force to be
driver forever.

If dangote will pay me 500k monthly... Omo I will drive o!

Ournaija: I think I have read this on Chxta`s blog sometimes in 2010. Laugh almost burst my belly.

Seconded, only I think it was also on nairaland then too.

Na so craze dey start.

Snoop got high on special weed in Jamaica.

Better advise him to see a therapist.

Very soon we will start studying committee science and management in our universities.

(Maulag - TAKE NOTE)

Well, houses are more expensive in nigeria than dubai sha... A plot at the banana estate. Will buy u 5 houses in dubai.. Not to talk off some juicy areas in abuja.

Hey!!! I'm so against corruption. And I'm certain that my generation will send all these thieves to Jail someday.

iLove Nigeria

For the first time in my life: I find it so difficult to understand Nigeria... I keep changing my political view everyday.

Now, this whole gej, honourables, noi thing is so loud that I can't even hear my thoughts....

My Father's Generation has failed this nation politically.

I'm on it sir! Thanks for sharing!!!

Lovely car.

I wish u all the best sir!

Lovely car. good sales!