₦airaland Forum

POLIRONY

Derivation: a combination of politics and irony.

Meaning: when the dumbest lawmakers on earth earns more than the smartest lawmakers.

Example: the retardeens daily meal cost is a polirony.

David Mark's fear for polirony decrease in the nation has made him furious with nairalanders.

Dbanj's - Oyato had over 7 million internet downloads in its first 48 hours. Even 50 cent wouldn't mind such a record.... *winks*

What r we even comparing them for sef?

Burger01: lol.. That's a heart stopper...lol

A real heart stopper for a first timer.

The pilot said "the weather condition here is not very favourable, but I can make do with it"
Are u kidding me? For the first time? I spoke in tongues all thru.

Plus each time I looked at the clouds thru the window, its seems like there is an angel or something there..... Well, maybe. Just maybe i saw an angel...

Someway somehow, the monster in me looks at the Niger republic bikers, the same way an American looks at a nigerian, and Exactly the same way a Japanese looks at an american.

dare2think: This is not the first time that certain individuals will commit murder due to influences from an entertainment background.

Games have influenced people to murder!
Movies have influenced people to murder!
Football fanatism have influenced people to murder!


There are several socio-psychological factors and background that instigates such violence and one must take each situation and study its underlying effects.

To blame it all on 'Satan' is just plain ignorance and mental laziness.

U seem to be the most intelligent person on this thread.

Well said....

afam4eva: Another reason to blame Jonathan. let's blame him everyone.

My brother, my problem isn't GEJ, my problem is that nobody is been groomed presently for nigeria come 2015..

Rochas Okorocha? That one will use tax payers money for charity purposes

Buhari? Maybe, when he removes that islamic-like pen from the cpc logo

David Mark? Although he is actually a very humble man, he can't be trusted to solve the problem of corruption in this nation. Plus, I don't see him as an intellectual.

Ribadu? Kai - he looks like a chameleon to me sha...

Fasshola? Yes! Fashola, pls vote for him!
. I ). ( I
/ I I. \
/__',_ ,'___\
/( __ _)\ /(_ __ )\
I ( __ _ )) ((__ __ )I
I ( __ _) ) ( (_ __ _)I
\(___ _)/ \(___ _)/ OOOOOSHE!! Fashola too much!!!

Abeg free the guy joor. like, what was his wife doing outside at midnight.

They are both victims of the insecurity and inadequate power supply in the country.

Billyonaire: Abdulsallam Abubakar ? Now i see the larger picture....

Are u seeing what I am seeing? Hmmm!

druid06: Once you've used an Apple product, you can never go back. iCare.

iOver care.... The only product I ever used that never gave me a problem - apple... No wonder eve ate some in the garden, or cant u see it in the apple logo

No

Isn't that attempted murder?

Mine will be 'How great is our God' by Chris Tomlin

My akwaibom girlfriend's own will be 'Oliver twist' by Dbanj

Kayusfity: dream on Me goat.. may be when I clock 80yrs nigerian grave will be so attractive to my numb skull

Ok then, all the best!

Kayusfity: dream on He goat.. may be when u clock 80yrs nigerian grave will be so attractive to u. numb skull

That's all u learnt in Florida,, preparing for ur grave, while in Nigeria we r thinking of attaining immortality.

To say Nigeria will never be good is to insult my generation. My fathers generation might have messed up politically, but definitely not mine!

chiover: efcc (eugologize any financial crime comand)are insane, y must d criminal oriented body dumped a report dat was preparede based on the approval of the law domt dey know dat dey shd use dat very report and nab dat senethief lawan boko haram farouk nigeria stinks, am hapi with my life here in florida

You r not in Florida because Nigeria stinks, neither does Nigeria stink because u r in florida. Matter of fact - Nigeria Doesn't Stink..

Yes, we have corrupt leaders but i bet u its just a matter of time and Nigeria will be so attractive that u will spend all u ve ever saved up in Florida just trying to rent a self contain apartment somewhere in maybe Adamawa State.

@op,

*fingers crossed*

Now this thread is getting interesting, but then;

@billyonaire

I will advice u to stick to other esoteric knowledge and leave the bible for us - Christians. Thanks bro (y)

See me see wahala o, if bread nor dey again, na to use cabin biscuit drink tea go sure pass nah....

No time... Unto the next one joor

Some people are just suicidal, I just hope beaf and billyonaire wouldn't insult someone on niaraland and next thing we hear - the person don suicide...


That pastor hasnt seen anything joor. I bet he hasn't heard off Jim Baker before. Dyu know how many peeps sleep under bridges daily, peeps who aint ever even dreaming of marriage and yet are HIV positive. Abeg that pastor is just suffering from suicidal obsessive disorder. His own case was medical

He didnt even slice his wrist, he burnt himself, well, God knows best sha...

Billyonaire: Illuminati and the allied organizations are mystical enlightenment organization, there is nothing wrong with the question for deeper underlying knowledge of the Universe, these half-knowledged pastors have a way of damning other knowledge based and sentencing anyone to in-existent Hell. There is no Hell Fire.

Bro u are too much joor.... These peeps have the internet at their fingertips and yet not one of them will try to wikkipedia illumiinati or sumtin. And as regards the hell fire isshh - my respect for u has just increased madly!

Very stupid post, its ur father that initiated him into illuminati, fools, plus the poster o, plus the pastor o - they are sets of illogical thinking disgrace to Nigeria.

PS: Jay Z himself isn't a member of illuminati, do u fffing have a clue what illuminati is?

Taaaah!

afam4eva: This is unbelievable. So, this people have made their way to Lagos. Thank God the self contain i rented in Ghana is still in order.

Wow! Good to have u unbanned!

@OP, this had better not have anything to do with BH, cos that will be the fastest way to divide nigeria

Free Afam4ever nah. Haba!Free Afam4ever nah. Haba!Free Afam4ever nah. Haba!

Connoisseur: My Nissan Murano jeep was snatched at gunpoint this Sunday th 8th of July. I wish I had Tia mtntracking installed. A 3 weeks old car

I'm speechless m3hn, take heart, better ones are coming...

brabus: The guy is asking for a laptop and not a high-end machine like Macbook.

I use Macbook Pro for coding. Macs offers a great platform for the big boys in the programming world.

It comes with XCode which is a free interface
for programming. Mac programmers are scarce and are always in demand.


But if you do C+, C#, Java etc and you're looking for budget priced laptop, I'll recommend a Dell laptop. Get any spec with NVidia graphics chips, good ram, 17in display

God bless you. I'm so satisfied wit ur answer.

Big waste of money. They should better start saving in some joint account somewhere for their unborn kid.

What about a mac?

PHIPEX: Am not a pessimist but am having an issue with this statistics. There are about 7 Billion people in the world, does it mean that atleast 1 in every 7 persons in the world own a Computer?

Some people own more than one PC.

Inspiring!

True Hero

You or the politicians. Who do u think the BDC guys will rather attend to. THE POLITICIANS - because they are more frequent and buy more dollars. So don't be surprised if the next time u try changing dollars, the aboki tells u that he is short of dollars because farook just left his office some minutes ago.

Trust me they will hoard the dollars to sell to their regular political friends who buys them cows every salah.

Speechless: the Church of God needs some serious revival.

money turned to paper ke? if she was a bank secretary there is no way that would have happened.

mikeapollo: The people attacking/abusing Prophet TB Joshua on the basis of this testimony by a beneficiary are just stupid idiots!

Does it mean nobody must acknowledge anything good about TB Joshua before you guys would be happy?

This is a story relayed by someone who had an eccounter with TB Joshua. TB Joshua has not said anything about it. Why dont you direct your attacks on the story teller? Do you want people to get good things from God through his prophet, and keep quiet just because you dislike him?
It is like attacking every pastor in Nigeria just because somebody gave a testimony and made reference to the prayer/prophecy he received from a pastor in any church. Would it be right to just attack the pastor just because of a testimony by a beneficiary?

Do you want TB Joshua to be moribound and ineffective prophet like most of your pastors/GOs for you to be happy?

Morons. You can kill yourselves because of testimonies about TB Joshua's ministry/prophecy if you like. As long as God is with him, you and your jealous pastors cannot do jack!

Sir, u r the wisest thing that has ever happened to nairaland. Lovely comment.