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Catfishing:
lol drop ur aza ma + am for u

lol will be fine I guess....hahaha
Thanks though.

chatinent:
I dey.

Holla me below at the Whatsapp below. Wanna inquire a few things biko

You dey PH too?
You fit write me for dead thread na,then I can call you in the morning.
My whatsapp is broken ATM..

Catfishing:
You get money o

bicycle for 120k+......cut soap for me na. ma drop aza

lol me sef still dey cry oo,aza don red laidis
I dey find who go give me chow sef tomorrow

longetivity:
she's saying the truth bro, no sense in this post

Everythimg is not suppose to make sense,this isnt a science lab.
If it's not working for you,walk away.
How hard can that be man?

chatinent:
As I can see you dey PH, how far na?

Dey alright chair,
Sup?

BaddieFreak:
Please what is the essence of this thread and what is the moral lesson

You can walk away quietly If you can't relate ma'am, thanks.

marchemma:
Please drop ur contact or Whatsapp me t

Sorry bro ,
Wasn't really looking at talking to anyone privately,
Just out to get a general idea from open minded nairalanders.
Thanks men,I appreciate.

Home

So today, was home early after today's work and bored so I said let me go and get something that will lighten my mood tomorrow,
So I thought of buying a bicycle I will use for early morning sports tomorrow.
So my girl told me of one she saw at her friend's place so she asked about it and they said they got it for 30k at NEXT,
So na so i carry my head dey go next with budget of 30k on my mind to go buy bike ooo
So I got there,the cheapest I saw that caught my attention was 75k
I wanted to buy it but the seats were broken so I had to go for another ,guess how much?N106,250
Well,I smiled and told myself I will get it ,
Asked the guys at the shop to fix it up,bought a helmet and a bag and total 122k
Well,went to the counter,paid, they wasted my time sha with going here and there for manual receipts and I put it in my truck and bounce
Na so budget of 30k in my head take turn 122k ooo lol.
But wetin sweet me be say the bike make me collect one fine girl number ,she says she trains on saturday at one spot like that ,so tomorrow I'm heading there first thing in the morning
Make I see whether I go fit climb am before next saturday

seanwilliam:
I have a question bro, is she still goin to share out of bill property considering the fact that she’s rich herself ??

She must share na,
E be like you no know wetin dem dey call women before

zaynie:
She's fine oooo!!!

Lol.
She's currently out of the country.

Great news,
Ifyalways you no try ooo,see as you just put people for panic mode

I think I was 12yrs old then,funny thing is no one thought me how to,
I use to monitor my dad closely do his thing then in his Toyota carina II,that was in 97/98 up till 2003 I'm sure.
Then took the bull by the horn one day around 2004 and drove my brother's Corolla xli when he travelled.
bleeped up initially but after some hours I finally got it right,so I took the car to see friends and we all had a good time until it was time to return the car home.
Anyways ,we got home safe but couldn't park well cos other cars were in the way,so we managed to put it in with the tail end still a bit outside so it obstructs the gate from closing properly,
So our idea was to tie the gate with rope and tell my brother that the car rolled on it's own and push the gate like that,A story he didn't buy and beat the hell out of me when he got back.Bastard bully that boy!
Well,stopped driving for a while,then when I turned 15 or 16 I think ,I started driving again,This time a Toyota dyna 100,this time my hand don strong small sotey I dey use am go pick my sister's kids from school,
My mistake was thinking 3 and 4 year olds can't tell a tale,
Well,when their mom(my sister) came back na so them tell am say na me dey drive truck come pick them up for school as a big baller weh I be ooo
I deny but for where,the whole neigbourhood just dey come tell my mama say well done,you train your son well ooo,e sabi drive like em papa sotey e dey take motor go pick his nephews from school
Well,them no beat me sha as my mama cover my stupid ass,
I finally lost the keys to that truck one day after one of my escapades (long story) and my bully big brother whol likes to make a mountain out of a mole hill decided to write the truck off just because I lost its keys ,something that can be reprinted easily.Alwats trying to make me look bad and stupid
Well,I think I continued again with a toyota vitz (automatic) that was just lying useless @ home and I became a pro from there and I think I was 17/18 then...
This was my journey to being a master at driving,I am the best behind the wheels ,to find a competition might be difficult honestly.

Lalasticlala,Seun,
Please move this to frontpage,I am not getting the required audience.
Thank you.

Good morning people,
So I am looking to purchase a 5-6 tonne truck ,preferably a Dyna 300/350 or maybe a mitsubishi Canter fuso truck or Isuzu for my distribution business that can be moving goods from state to state in the south,however finding it is turning to a nightmare as each day passes especially here in the south.
All I keep seeing is big big trucks mostly that weakass IVECO which I don't like at all and they all look so weak and tired,besides it will be too big for my business,too expensive to maintain and run and impractical and not look sharp ...
I also saw TATA with plastic container and everything but I don't want it cos it looks too big,ugly and weak plus it has a turbo in the engine which is already a sign of trouble for me ooo,I want naturally aspirated biko as I no get money for daily mechanic visit abeg
I want something very clean,smart and practical as I will have to brand the entire truck and also I don't want brand new too because I can't throw 15m on a delivery truck at this time either.
Also ,how much will it cost me to mount a fully solid metallic container at the back entirely and not the plastic containers that follow this type of trucks to come from overseas?Because if I leave these plastic backs on it,robbers will have a field day bursting it and making away with my goods
Thirdly,please who has any idea of a budget estimate of branding these type of trucks fully with drawings of drinks on it and also I know branding also attracts all these signage people to be impounding the trucks on the road and demanding for fees anyhow,so I plan to buy a permit from RISAA,
But what I want to know is let's say I have a permit in Rivers state,will they also impound the truck and ask for another signage fees if they see the truck in another state?Like am I suppose to pay for signage fees for every state the truck visits or just having a permit for one state suffices nationwide?
I know a lot of people will say I should leave it plain but I can't because it is for sales and branding it with your products help for sales and advert so I need it badly
Please help me here as I need this urgently, thank you guys.
Cc lalasticlala,seun,justwise, please help move this to FP for a wider audience as I need answers fast and urgently,
My activities depend a lot on this please.

poshestmina:
Seatrade the bitterleaf FC. .
You're definitely too old to be a sugar boy .

Believe what you want,
I can't stop you from having mental lapses.

nnadychuks:
she's responding well to her typhoid medications but I believe her ulcer still persists. She can't eat spicy foods and she's still not gotten her appetite back. Also she feels weak.
I'll get the drugs you recommended asap. God bless you

yes it's normal for she not to be able to eat because that level of ulcer bleeps up ones appetite so no cause for alarm.
Yes ,spicy food provokes ulcer especially at that level so if she eat it,its gonna trigger pain so she shouldn't eat it.Let her do more of draw soup.
Get the drugs and you will thank me later over a bottle of beer
No,no need to thank me,I can't stand mothers in pain as I love mine so much,I'm still her baby till tomorrow so I can go out of my way to help when it concerns mothers,so no sweat.

I abit confused since you mentioned lower part of the abdomen.
Culver usually affects the upper part of the abdomen ad when severe will hurt at the back too and sometimes progress to the oesophagus region.
Yes,it can give headache especially when typhoid is in the picture.
Could also be that se has gas in her system,so I will suggest you buy ellicorid for her.It is what I use,
I think a pack costs like 17k or so but it works very rapidly!
I know this because I am also an ulcer patient too(severe case),I've had it since I was a child and since I discovered the drug, life has been better.Very painful experience.
Sorry to her ooo,and please ignore those clowns telling you to take her to a man of God,
Tell them SeaTrade from nairaland said they are all mad!Nonsesne.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Bro you're a prophet

I know as e dey go na.
So na Togo you dey shey?

Everyone's lifestyle is not the same,
Reason why majority of you cant believe it is because of your unsupportive lifestyles that your rat race income can never meet up,so you end up blowing almost everything, have little savings,etc...
So when you hear someone earning a tenth of what you earn yet achieving what you can't achieve,you freak out and become naively defensive.
Make I give you breakdown on how una money take dey finish all you city boys.
You get a 500k/month job(6m/yr), of course you have to keep up with the Jones as ahiboilandgas will say.
You will now move from Surulere to Island as a bigger boy na,of course 1.5m of that income don go.
You start toasting big women to Bleep bigman toto,each date costs you 50k cos you have to impress her na (maybe you buy champagne join),80k gone.
Every weekend you and your happening guys go go club na and na whiskey (18yrs) una go drink ,another 60k goes..
Of course you'll buy car weh pass you na,as a bigger boy and na for company you dey service am,just to open book for your head cost 10k or 15k sometimes,
Of course you love to attend weddings and owambe so you are a regular davidwej customer for suit or mai Atafo or seyivodi for native,na so that money dey deplete small small.
You dey load card 4k weekly and buy 200gb data to use video call your big babe make e show you wetin e dey cook for you and sometimes show you her pussy and breast sometimes so that make your prick charge,you can imagine how much you spend on that.
Truth beach club sabi you,unto big man weh you be na,all untop 500k ooo.
How can I forget,you no longer eat bucks nor cook,all the kilimanjaro and jevenik branch for your city know you say you dey always cone chop 3k lunch and when going home you also buy dinner or eat shawarma,as a bigger boy,so it costs like 6k to feed your bone head daily,okay ooo
And before another salary comes,that 500k remain 40k and yet you want follow build house ooo and of course na that same standard you dey rent for lekki you go like build oo,when you check the least apartment na N20m,and your home and away savings na 3m after working for 5yrs on 500k salary,
So of course I will argue too when I hear that 50k people are building houses
Be careful,be prudent if you want to make something out of your life,I don tell una.
If you invite me for wedding,be rest assured I am coming in a Tshirt and jean with sneakers,and I didn't come to spray you money or join your sweet boy train,na free woman weh dey find marriage weh I come find to fùck,nothing else.And I look for these kind of women so that I no go spend
I use to live luxuriously,I know what it did to me so I correct myself very early.I drive very basic cars,all easy to maintain japanese cars,I don leave german for una big ballers
Just today I took my pickup truck for servicing,na 20k I spend and I come dey para die upon say na work motor weh go still yield that money tomorrow,yet I dey vex.Then imagine what a balling car that brings no income will take.
I see 2016 C300 for 3.5m(very clean!) like a month ago,I no gree buy ooo.It had a 500k fault,the owner no get 500k to fix am,that should tell you a lot about the fast lifestyle ooo brethren!
I like my hilux jeje(I hardly drive the other one again sef) ,and funny enough all these girls weh dey find marriage upandan actually prefer guys with hilux cos they believe you are a productive man,So more free pussy for you my guys,and if you want milk these guys sef it's very easy because them go think say na for business you want put am,of course she go bleed for you so that make you use am dey build una future wealth

What am I saying?It is possible to build a house of 8m on 50k salary overtime ,you just don't believe it cos of your lifestyle that always leaves you almost penniless at the end of the month upon your big income.
He who has ears,better listen and adjust now that there is still time.

Zivaharry:
she has nice skin tone..... And also a great body stature.....

Yes,she was very clean!

Patrioticbreed9:
nna mehnnn that ya silipon no be here o! na aba made? and ele ife me ka ofe gi di red like? odi ka obara biko anyways young millionier with a brokeneir slippers and toes

Go that same Aba and you go see say majority of guys and men who are well known to be multimillionaires for cemetery and ariaria wear same slippers and drive old cars.
But una weh no get money for city go dey do wetin pass una and when it's time to retire you find yourself penniless,
Or worse still when you guys lose your peasant jobs ,you turn to cavemen almost immediately.
Then you will know you came to this world to run EST race and keep up with the Jones.
Give yourself brain,I personally believe that guy can have that 5million,

GeneralPula:
You’re using mere for $14,000?

Just dey ignore those kind people,
If you flog his frog brain for ground,you no go see $1k.
How many Engineers for US get $14k cash as savings?
Poor people and noise.

LadySarah:
Funny enough if anyone told me you didnt have her contacts,i'd compleletely not believe it.

Nawooh.

No,our relationship and friendliness ended here ooo ,
I should have sent her a message so we connect but somehow I kept overlooking everything.
I hope she is doing great where she is ,
When she comes back I'm definitely getting in touch.
I miss you ifyalways ,your crazy friend nwanneni.

tatacherie:
Number has gone through, however the receiver is a male and having explained to him he said he doesn't know anyone bearing the daughter's name or have clue about the mother.

It's obvious the daughter didn't use this line for sometime or changed it and the network provider resold to another customer

So ify operated as a pure ghost since these years?
No one to know how to get to her directly?
I thought queenfav was a sure link,never knew she worked with her via proxy.
There's another,I think zaynie or so,she should try reach her too.

Liquor trading and distro right now
But would have done so well in either aeronautics/Aviation or Engineering.
The world lost on my knowledge mehn,
But one never knows,I could still do those things I've always wanted to do someday ,albeit as an investor and not employee

1664 Kronenburg is a very good beer,
Also Becks,
Direct Holland Heineken too is great,unlike the rubbish NB dey produce here dey sell in the name of Heineken,
Then budweiser too(my fav),
But my all time fav fav?Moet Nectar imperial blanc