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unmask:
Some people get desperate for work. While it might be odd, sometimes people are desperate to eke out a living for themselves and at that point everything becomes rational.

You shouldn't be brainless in the name of desperation,
It is a stupid thing to do.
Okay did her desperation finally give her the job?
Is she not dead now?
Anyways,I am not talking for her but for others who might want to pull this sort of stupid stunt in future,

Lexusgs430:
Why somebody would be crying and videoing herself crying..... Is truly beyond me......

Cos it's all fake,total bs !
I bet she don't even care her friend is dead but just wanna use her death to chase some sort of publicity/public recognition or sympathy.
Fucking toad,I saw the video and got pissed almost instantly.

zeeace:
you're mentally unstable

And you are a fool.
Not everybody will be emotional and stupid like some of you dunces.
If you like don't advise some females close to you,they might also meet same fate,
Idiot.

NarcoPolo:
If she was so smart she would still be alive

Nigerians lack critical thinking skills

No mind that guy,
That girl deserves fool of the year award.wtf!!!
We all have been desperate but no one should be this stupid no matter what.

This is bad,
Serves as a lesson to others.
The girl wasn't very brilliant to go to that place in the name of job interview.
I love Akwa ibom,very lovely,down to earth people they have that are willing to go out of their way to help you and expect nothing in return.It's a pity.
And their girls are very beautiful too.

poshestmina:
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1) How do you deal with this trolls that don't ever give up and savagely respond to them?

2) Have you ever met Logobenz/Nwaneni in person?

3)Will you mind being a moderator ?

4)That 'in the abroad guy' that needed a tour guide/company (can't remember his username,but I followed up the gist till I lost track)that they almost e_roasted you for chatting with , about how you desperately wanted a humband ,are you boths still keeping in touch?

Thanks for making me laugh sometimes and yeah I learnt the low heat method of cooking stew from you.

Cc Pocohantas

Glad to know I still live rent free in your head.
A little search on the old me and boom,you no fail to disappoint.
It's like you are tired of your marriage and is looking for a rich sugar boy to spoil you silly in PH,
Well,not interested.
Endeavour to keep me out of your thoughts and mouth,I'm very fine without your curiosity and always will be,
Thank you.

toyeoye:
Okay, doing this tomorrow. Returning the factory compressor and removing his dodgy connection. All other items can be left in place and I run for my life. So way forward is to get the factory compressor installed. Noted bro, thanks a million

Yes and yes again.
Goodluck to you.

toyeoye:
So should he just get the automated compressor? Instead of the manual?

Yes and also remove any nasty connection/modification he made.

FiverrTutor:
So you didn't know there is coldstone at Aba road? You no be Portharcourt boy ooo. So na only the one for Waterlines side u know lol

Me na PH boy to the core,but e don tey I go that side cos I never go Aba in a longtime, and even when I do I dey pass through Transamadi burst out elelenwo then oil mill,then face Aba from there.

toyeoye:
Guys e be like say I don enter one chance. My ml500 w164 was diagnosed with a bad compressor
and this was confirmed by 3 different auto workshops before I decided to fix cos the heat na die. The guy I gave it to changed the whole system just to make sure no stories. He added a manual compressor however because he said it's more durable and he can return if any issues arise. He also added a manual thermometer to regulate. I got the car back with AC working but the fan speed is in full gear. I mean the sound is like a plane about to take off when the compressor picks up. Took it back immediately and he diagnosed and says the ECU needs to be changed!!! Abeg gurus, what's the way out of this mess?

Put back factory compressor.
The ECU no dey communicate well again with cooling unit(the sensor on it) so the car thinks there is a heating problem and blow high fan all because of the conversion the technician do,nothing else.
Na so benz dey ,no cutting corners!
Always replace parts with exactly what oyibo said,no imaginations abi construction.
And I also think that technician is crazy,nothing is wrong with your ECU.
If benz ECU get problem trust me,no be AC guy go tell you ,
When e show you shege finish,you go know

greenskittles:
Mean say you go just run mad if you travel abroad. Because this na normal thing.

Oga abroad,
No be today I begin go abroad or see both whites and akata with pant sef sometimes,
Nigerians and westerners aren't the same people,different ways and values.
Besides I wasn't complaining or condemning ,I just shared my experience basically for the fùck of it.

HopeVictor:
Ok..that side suppose make sense pass..this one people self no dey come..everywhere scanty

Yes ooo,or the one weh dey olu Obasanjo.
Na there girls dey turn up pass sef,but the problem be say okpo dey like dey there too hanging looking for who to deceive.
So watch well make you for no go chyke okpo weh dey disguise
This odili road branch na so so married women dey come here with their plenty children dey block everywhere,maybe cos na residential area.

HopeVictor:
Your own na which branch?

This one na Odili road branch,close to lesukaa

HopeVictor:
Coldstone wey dey share building with dominos for rumukwurushi abi Shell gate side..along Aba road

Oh okay I see.
Well,not my part of town so I didn't know.

HopeVictor:
The one close to Kilimanjaro

Apparently it seem we aren't in the same town cos I don't know any coldstone close to kilimanjaro.
Or is there a third branch?confused here.

SmellySperm:
na holy spirit dey blind your eye bro

make u no go see wetin go mk u lavish your little savings. so many farm toolz out there bro

lol very funny

HopeVictor:
Why e be say I no dey see this kind thing when I dey go the same coldstone..

Which branch of coldstone you dey go?

PissfulProtester:
...with half of the butt-cheeks outside for public consumption

damn!

Swears mehn,
I know the girl hid her face,who I pity for na the guy with his face outside.
What if you bump into one of your contacts with a girl dressed like that?Say someone important.
Damn,boys get mind ooo

Was at coldstone,waiting for my pizza and ice cream,
Seated close to me was some pretty woman and her fine daughter,probably 7-9 years old probably.
Then this girl and a guy walked in ,mehn I've never seen these kind of shorts before on someone walking on the streets,beach yeah but not streets.
All her ass was outside and I mean it,her buttcheeks were outside complete sef and was very visible.
She wore a hoody and a face mask,probably why she had that confidence.
Even the 9 year old girl close to me said to her mom,"she doesn't like the way the girl dressed"...
There are levels to this I guess.
Not judging her,just sharing my experience before all these wannabe ekuke feminists try to bite off my head.
Me sef for like climb the girl too ooo,but guy follow am come and ba venza e carry

Skales don go carry wetin senior am
Give am 2 years,the way she go old again ehn

NiklauseFred:
Lol so na only wan chop am na?

She no go gree our 2 na,when no be say na okpo

NiklauseFred:
I wouldn't mind holding ur bag for you when you will be going.

I know wetin you want do sha but e no go work.
You don see woman now you want follow me

mzMerci:
Late lunch

Can you invite me over?
I love this!
I'm serious.

I wonder who keep giving you people the ideas that you need a certificate to enter a company or multinational
That is ridiculous,the multinationals are smarter than you,they all know Nigeria is shit so much so that degrees can be bought so they don't care about that shit.
Let me tell you what they care about;
Are you good at what you do?
Are you cheaper than your peers of the same skillset?
Are you reliable?Can they call you at 2am and you respond?
Can you be trusted with money?(they like to pay upfront)
Now the only challenge you have is breaking into that circle,which is not hard if you ask me.
Let me give you steps;
1) Drive a nice car.
2)Have some money to splash on some of their workers.
3)make them feel they can cut a deal with you for kickbacks and watch the magic happen,
It's not rocket science,its something very easy.
Be smart,be a bull and don't feel inferior,most of these multinational guys weh dey burst una peabrain are just barely surviving to me,maybe that is why I have the confidence to basically interrogate them and get answers.
Goodluck.

Akposy:
People have refused to farm/farm the right way. We are running into deep, very deep food insecurity in Nigeria.

Farmers in the North have deliberately refused to upgrade their farming techniques, they still extract and replant seeds they have been growing for over 10 years. Southerners have been deceived that some particular crops dont grow in the South. These farmers dont want to invest in hybrid seeds.

The normal youths don't have a small garden at home to grow these fast growing crops. On the other hand, the government pack all agricultural grants and supports to the North leaving the south with crumbs! Lemme stop here jare. Nigerians, we are our problem.


Happy new month. I think i'm ready to start posting here again. Lots of impact to be made

Why should Nigerians invest in farming when you can just rent a warehouse for say 20m a year,buy some lightimgs and generators and some oil and gas equipments and do rental and then call yourself oil servicing company whereas all you do there us to rent light bulbs to multinationals and get paid ridiculous sums for it because your government introduced local content act which forced some of these multinationals to patronise your mediocre ass?
If you had money in Nigeria now,would you chose farming or renting light bulbs and generators(most times mikanos)?
That is why Nigeria isnt progressing in farming,cos everyone wants to make a quick buck from oil and gas because the local content act forced IOCs to patronise people who are so mediocre,so every jack with N100m can profiteer from this industry.
So all of them would pick this over farming.
Nigeria needs me ,a heartless, thoughtless and remorseless capitalist to bring them back to their senses and grow this fucking economy.
What I will do is scrap the local content act,so that IOCs can even import competent hands in basic needs such as lighting and power,so that all these cows who know nothing fronting companies up and down will be left with no choice than to invest their monies in the local economy like farming,ranching,etc..

I can be very brutal and heartless when I wanna achieve something, and things must always go my way cos I'm smarter.
Shit!