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To get sister weh fit dash you something na blessing ooo,
Unlike some weh everybody they are related to or know are all below the poverty line.
Pathetic poor people and their useless jealousy.

E choke them

Surprised to see ordinary dominos pizza can still intimidate some people
Some people poor sha,spits!

Dominos pizza l'ama.

Only criminals do this if you ask me.
I pick all numbers,all!!
If you have nothing to hide,you won't select calls.

ShaqFu:
Yeah I figure that's why it made me grin.

I think Single Malt Scotch whiskey is what is mostly found in Nigeria. The only Irish Whiskey I see in Nigeria Jameson.

There is single grain too in the markets,
Relatively new,Very nice.
Teeling whiskey.

ShaqFu:
Nice Scotch. Single malt? The name made me grin. Lol.

The name reminds me of something, reason why I fell in love with it.
Life!
Yeah single malt it is.

Lovely saturday..
She did well.

So like the topic says,between these two regions based on priority,who should be given rail looking at it from an economic angle devoid of bias.
Come up with facts only why and no insults or bigotry here please.
Discuss

tosaino95:
We are saying the same thing Oga, am trying to make him understand his action he is still forming hard man like the world is in hand.
na that guy i blame self if am Cultist no one can such with me the person will surely know what sup but am not as am not self people do tell me am a nonsense guy.

I'm sure he will treat things differently henceforth.
We all learn everyday.

MansoryMX:
I get your point bro! But a man grabbing my wife’s hand forcefully is a no no for me! Even if you be army or governor! Them no born you well! It’s normal for men to make advances on women, some romantically and other and others naughty, but grabbing a woman’s hands forcefully is an act of violence and crime. He is even lucky I didn’t press charges. As for the macheting you mentioned. Braaahhh! Nor be everything person dey talk for public forum. Let’s not go there make I nor talk much

I understand you,but next time avoid all these unnecessary act of heroism,especially when not necessary like in this case.
Many people don go because of things like this.
I still hate what the guy did to your wife and I so not support him.
If he was a cultist,you and your 2 navy friends would have been dead by now,90% chance.
The navy will only come and tumble the school afterwards,but who is dead is dead!!
Especially on matrix day that it's a known fact that cultist are always armed
Bros be careful,friendly advise.Too much testosterone in you man
It has happened before in UST,PH,same scenario I think 2018 or so..

MansoryMX:
The two people with me are Naval personnel. If him like let him have all the crew in the world, I will still fvck him up and his crew! Them no born am well! I called the CSO to lock the school gate first! Make I see where him wan drive that Benz pass! If I wanted to take the matter too far! Just one call to my cousin in EFCC Benin Zone! Him own don finish be that! You dare not disrespect someone’s wife like that!

Before your back up comes,a lot of macheting and axing would have gone down,putting who knows what on whom?
Like I said,violence is very unnecessary in cases like this ,no let women put you in a place of regret.
I have a woman too and there's been issues of guys cat calling her and making shitty remarks in the market or so...never for once have I been called to come and fight!
The only time I've been called was when she bashed someone's car and the guy was talking carelessly and holding her hostage,I came and PAID and not nodding people's mouth.
Your wife still has a lot of growing up to do,I'm just giving you advise not to take aggravated action where not necessary.
Yahoo and cultism go hand in hand,especially in Benin where boys carry automatic machine guns.Be wise,make woman no kill you weh another man go still carry tomorrow.
You can take it however you want,but this is experience101

The only luck you get be say the guy no get crew,else you'd have been screwed for real(cultists).
I don't support his act ,but you laying hands on him when he didn't lay hands on your people was wrong.
Talk is free,women get all sorts of comments from different people all the time,it is only advisable a smart woman simply turn down such advances and go her way,rather than calling the husband to come and fight.
Your wife is a dull and classless woman in my opinion,what if the scenario turned out worse and you and your crew ended up getting injured?
Over what a simple "not interested" would have solved?
I'm sure you'd want to come and beat me too,be my guest mr flying nodding.
Treat things like this with tact next time.

I am not superstitious at all,don't believe in anything I don't see and I mean both parties.
I stopped going to church at 11 because it bores me and I don't understand whatever it is they do there except showoff and unnecessary competition.
My mom is and bothers me with all her prayers and dreams all the time,they all sound meaningless and coincidental to me,even though she attach a lot of meaning to them.
I believe in strategy and work only,all those grace talk I don't understand them.
I would also like to spend the rest of my life with a person with zero superstition cos I really can't cope with overly religious or superstitious people.

Smoking

Home sweet home,today ehn chai

Afromentalist:
Abeg tell us the gist jare

That's why I like Logobenz. Always so entertaining , real and filled with wisdom

my brother bear with me,I am drunk as Bleep and don't want to type rubbish,
But it was about what happened at the party with the girls there,I don laugh tire.
It's a miracle I got home sef,I am really high,so high!!!

Today has been really funny.
Heading home now,will give y'all gist tomorrow.
Na today I know say person weh dey work for public no dey receive e entitlement
I ho give una this gist tomorrow,laff full ground,just left my friend's party.

Under16:
SeaTrade my brada. How far u i don cash u today ashawo . abeg we dey wait u 4 our food thread,,,e don tey wey u enter kitchen.
I dey show Ph next week sef

I dey town,when you reach just holla me,I dey for you.
That is if you are coming next week ooo

Ginaz:
Gosh! Don't ever in your life assume me to be same level with you. I pass this one .

See his nursery class insults. Who curses with papa and mama at this age? Hide your coconut head in shame cos it's obvious nothing sensible is in that head of yours.

The coconut head of yours should be cut off for consuming oxygen that should be more useful to a goat . liar wey dey form alpha.

Real alpha males don't show off.

I'm guessing Mayweather and OBO are betas
I can go on and on with your late father,don't even get me started

Ginaz:
If you and I should be on the same level I would be so embarrassed standing next to an empty brained man who thinks he's worth more than a monkey jumping in the bush.

Take a look at your lowlife tout abgero English. Man!! Go back to school and stop trying to be a fake alpha man cos you don't look it.

Men dey talk money,this one weh na ulcer kill her papa dey talk English
You will be fine,that is after solving your compulsory fasting that is...

Chief burger = N1200
Escudo rojo= N6000
Total N7200
Yet one idiot weh her papa borrow money to give her mama for Sunday rice is saying it's nothing.
Pele my dear

Ginaz:
Go back to school. It's an assignment cos you're sounding dumb.

You specifically said you would take the same oder as hers , whatever she's having. Which meant that whatever toppings she wanted to take , you would take that too.

Except you lack comprehensive English , you're sounding like a liar. Who shows off like this ? Just take a look at your pathetic show off sef.
Which just adds to the fact that you lied with your story, added maggi and salt to make it a woman bashing thread for your fake larger than life egoistic self.

Na hunger be your problem,not me.
So because I told the attendant to give me whatever she is having,so it automatically means I am having the same toppings? What a fool
If it what I posted is not worthy of show off,then show me what you are having for dinner tonight,
Hungry fool.
Bye felicia,responding to you brings me down to your level which I wouldn't want,
Enjoy the rest of your sunday.

Some low life ladies here that have never been to coldstone to know how it works are already lamenting
They don't know ice cream prices at coldstone differ due to the kind of toppings you put on them.
You can even have the same cup sizes of ice cream go for way different prices based on toppings.
As I no gree spend on their fellow broke-ass,e come be say I no get money to pay,okay
Me no get money?okay ooo ma.
Lady weh want just one ice cream,why did she suddenly change to 2?
Why did she also deny to follow me after accepting?
Ladies that I also know who are doing well no dey use bolt on sunday,like what happened to your car?
All these broke naija girls sef looking for who to inherit their generational problems
Pele my dear,you will be fine
Not every guy on nairaland is poor like you dumb bitches think,arguing over coldstone

So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

Where that fool wey dem dey call lazyyouth?
My truck is back and I get your time today.
Shey you dey see ba?
Mugu

Dash is clean ,
All the carbon in the engine was removed and nozzles cleaned.
All the power this engine has is back now just at a slight touch of the pedal.

GAZZUZZ:
New engine parts.

Keep rpm under 2.5k

Keep speed under 100km/h

Do this for 500km

Wow okay ,didn't know this.
Will follow as you said,thank you bigger bros.